Special 3: Christmas
(Play Sleigh Ride by The Ronettes for this first section.)
The Space Tree is all decorated in time for Christmas and everybody who is now living in it are having their first Christmas in space. Bessie gives multiple gifts to everyone. She smiles and gives out a selfie. Professor Chaos puts his gifts under the Christmas tree. Rita flies to the Space Mall and her youngest daughters all had a chance to sit on Santa's lap. Freedom Pals decorated their Christmas tree and Call Girl puts the star on top. Spike made Christmas cookies for him and Tyke to have, but Tom and Jerry's chasing ruin them. Snoopy was decorating his doghouse in the Peanuts gang's dome, and Charlie Brown was waiting for a Christmas card. Bessie gave him one and he smiles. Peppermint Patty and Marcie also went to the Space Mall to do some Christmas shopping. Portia and Gwen went to the space simulator room and were ice skating through simulation. Everybody in the Space Tree was getting ready for the holidays.
(Play It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Andy Williams for this section.)
Bessie was finishing giving gifts to everyone to the Space Tree.
Bessie: I love Christmas!
Ben: Me too, and it's our first Christmas in space.
Bessie: Yeah. The best part about Christmas is spending time with our families.
Ben: And the presents.
Bessie: Christmas isn't all about presents. It's about spending time with your family.
Ben: Yeah. I guess you're right.
Toolshed: Rawls is having a meeting with everyone here.
Bessie: Okay. Let's go.
At the meeting, everyone was present.
Colonel Rawls: Everyone, I would like to say thanks for attending this meeting. I would also like to thank Yacker for inviting all of his little friends to spend another holiday with us. (Yacker saluted Rawls while the other wisps jumped for joy.) But anyways, we have a problem. Santa Claus from Earth has already delivered presents to all the kids on his planet and he is beginning to deliver presents to all the kids in Space.
Super Craig: Don't all planets have their versions of Santa?
Colonel Rawls: Most of them do. But Earth's Santa is stranded on a snowy planet called Tundra. Our scouts said that someone shot him down while he was on his way to deliver presents to the space stations.
Charlie Brown: Snoopy, wasn't that the same planet you were stuck on before Fifi rescued you?
Snoopy nods yes.
Colonel Rawls: So, some of you will have to go on a mission and head to Tundra. If you don't find him and get him back to delivering presents on time, Christmas will be ruined for everyone in Space.
Everyone gasps.
Sally: No Christmas for anyone in space?
Charlie Brown: We gotta prevent that!
The Coon: Yeah. I want presents! I'm not spending my first Christmas in space without presents!
Human Kite: I'd doubt you'll be getting anything since you've been an asshole to everyone on Earth and in space.
The Coon: You can't have Christmas because you're a Jew!
Toothpick Sally: This isn't a time to be fighting, especially since it's the holidays!
Chance Sureshot: We need some volunteers to come with me, Recap, and Toothpick Sally to head to Tundra and help Santa.
Charlie Brown: I'll do it.
Linus: I'm coming too.
Sally: Me too! I wanna see Santa and help him!
Snoopy, Yacker, Tom and Jerry join them and volunteer to come along.
Ace Savvy: So am I.
One-Eyed Jack: Same here. We're gonna save Christmas.
Card Counter: I'll come along as well.
Bessie: So will I. Plus, I don't have a Saving Christmas badge yet.
Lipstick Girl: Do they make a badge for everything?
Bessie: Probably, but I'm gonna earn every one of them.
Ben: I'll come along too.
Happy joins themand volunteers to come along.
The Coon: I'm coming as well.
Toolshed: Same here.
Call Girl: Count me in!
Lipstick Girl: Yeah. We're gonna save Christmas!
Human Kite: The rest of us will stay here and prepare for a Christmas dinner.
Colonel Rawls: And Penny, you better not eat up all the food like you did on Thanksgiving!
Penny: I said I was sorry.
Colonel Rawls: (Sighs) Just go find Santa and save Christmas for everyone in space!
Bessie: Okay. Everyone, let's go save Christmas in space!
(Play Santa Claus is Coming to Town by the Jackson 5 for this section.)
They all put on their seat belts in their ships and they fly out of the Space Tree en route to Tundra. The song continues playing on Bessie's Zune.
Bessie: I made a Christmas playlist on that Zune.
Sally: That's cool.
Call Girl: So what's the plan to find Santa and save Christmas?
Toothpick Sally: If the planet isn't having a severe snowstorm, it'll be an easy one. All we have to do is split up and try to find Santa.
Recap Robot: I'll stay here and stand guard in the ship since my circuits will be frozen if I went outside.
Card Counter: That's a good call. But we should also change out of our superhero uniforms and into our winter clothing.
Call Girl: We're always in our winter clothes in South Park there's always snow there.
Lipstick Girl: All true.
Snoopy and Happy are making Christmas cookies for everyone. Tom and Jerry approach him and try to help. The two dogs allowed them to help as long as they don't fight. Woodstock approaches them and starts helping as well.
Sally: Since we're flying through space and listening to music, we're basically like the Guardians of the Galaxy.
The Coon: I'd rather not be compared to them.
Linus: I love their movies. Star-Lord is my favorite.
Chance Sureshot: I like their movies too. Oh, and the Jackson 5 have amazing Christmas songs, like this one playing right now.
Bessie: Yeah. The Jackson 5 is my favorite old school band. Too bad Michael died back in 2009.
Charlie Brown: Yeah. May he rest in peace.
Everyone mourned as they continued flying to Tundra.
(Play Step into Christmas by Elton John for this section.)
The ship finally made it to Tundra and it was a clear night with no snowstorm and everyone except for Recap exited it.
Recap Robot: Good luck on finding Santa.
Charlie Brown: Okay. Let's go and find Santa because he could be anywhere on this planet.
They all start to look for Santa.
Sally: Santa! Santa, where are you?
Charlie Brown: We should probably listen to some jingle bells.
Lincoln: He's right.
Red: You guys have the same winter clothes.
Charlie Brown and Lincoln looked at each other.
Charlie Brown: Hey. You're right.
Lincoln: Yeah. Our winter clothes are similar to each other.
Cartman: Let's keep looking for Santa.
Ben: Yeah. We have to save Christmas for everyone in Space.
Bessie: Yeah. Let's do this for everyone in space.
They start to continue looking for Santa.
Wendy: How huge is this planet?!
Red: It's like really big.
Cartman: That's what she said. (They looked at him angrily.) What?
Chance Sureshot: Now's not the time for jokes! We have to find Santa!
They all continued searching for Santa and then Charlie Brown notices him.
Charlie Brown: Guys, I see him!
Linus: Okay. Let's help him!
Santa was stuck due to his sleigh being damaged and some of the presents are being knocked over and out of the sleigh and the reindeer are gone. The cadets then approached him.
Sally: Santa, what happened?
Santa: I was delivering presents to all the kids in Space after delivering them on Earth and then all of a sudden, I was shot down and my sleigh crashed. Now my reindeer are gone except for Rudolph.
Linus: That's terrible!
Santa: Yeah. Can you all help me get my reindeer back?
Bessie: Will do, Santa!
Santa: Okay. We don't have much time, so find them as fast as you can.
Wendy: Okay.
(Play Merry Christmas Darling by the Carpenters for this section.)
The Space Tree Cadets starts searching for Santa's reindeer. Charlie Brown and Sally found Dasher and Dancer and returned them to Santa. Bessie, Ben and Happy found Prancer and Vixen and they took him to Santa as well. Lincoln, Clyde, Lisa, Wendy, Red and Cartman found Cupid and Donner and took him to Santa. And then Snoopy, Yacker, Tom, Jerry, Sureshot and Toothpick Sally found Donner. They finally managed to get him back to Santa. But there was one reindeer still missing and it was Blitzen. Everyone starts to search for him. They then noticed him running towards Santa before the search even happened. They saw several ginger bots and a huge mech that looks like Santa Claus stand next to them and the song ends.
Bessie: Oh come on!
Cartman: Oh god! These buttholes again?!
Ginger Bot: We're here to get revenge on Santa for putting all of us in his naughty list!
Wendy: Oh really? Where's Ginger Girl?!
Ginger Bot 2: She's currently sleeping and waiting for presents from this fat fuck, but we're gonna destroy Christmas unless he puts us on his nice list!
Toothpick Sally: Maybe if you weren't always trying to kill us, you wouldn't even be on that list!
Ginger Bot 3: Quiet! We're gonna get our presents, even if we have to kill Santa!
(Play All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey for the rest of this section and skip to 0:51.)
Bessie: We don't think so!
Cartman, Wendy, Red, Lincoln, Clyde and Lisa then switched to their superhero outfits.
The Coon: Let's kick their asses!
They start battling the ginger bots. Charlie Brown and Linus begin to shoot their space tree laser guns at two ginger bots coming their way. After that, they continued to blast more of them. The Coon used his claws to scratch a ginger bot to pieces. Several Ginger Bots begin to shoot at Sally before she grabbed one and threw it at the others. Call Girl and Lipstick Girl tag teamed and destroyed more ginger bots.
Ginger Bot 4: Destroy them, and get those presents!
They charged to shoot at the cadets, but they fought back. Bessie, Ben and Happy fired their space tree laser guns at several ginger bots while Tom and Jerry used their weapons they use to kill each other to attack the ginger bots one by one, but one of them got behind Tom and shot at him, and he screams in pain. Jerry then threw a frying pan at the robots. More ginger bots continues to attack the cadets as Sureshot and Toothpick Sally were shooting at them.
Toothpick Sally: Protect Santa Claus! That's an order!
Ace Savvy: These guys are literally everywhere!
One-Eyed Jack: Yeah! We're destroying them as fast as we can.
Card Counter: Todd is back at the Space Tree. (She kicks a ginger bot.) So I can't activate the battle mode I installed on him.
Rumbling then happened.
Sally: Guys, look!
At the 3:21 mark of the song, the ship, which was the yellow drill, popped up from under the ground and destroyed all of the remaining ginger bots. The song ends with Santa getting back in his now repaired sleigh and the yellow wisp gets out of the ship and flies away.
Charlie Brown: You okay, Santa?
Santa: Yeah. Thanks for saving me. Now I can continue delivering present to all the children in space.
Bessie: Awesome! Good luck!
Santa: Okay. Time to go! (He starts flying off the planet with his reindeer.) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Recap Robot: Hey Guys. The drill wisp formed with the ship and defeated all the robots.
Bessie: Cool. Anyways, let's go home.
They all entered the ship and it flies off.
(Play On a Snowy Christmas Night by Elvis Presley for this section.)
The ship returned to the Space Tree and everyone exited it and approaches their comrades, who hug them. Later after delivering presents, Santa had an intergalactic party with all the other Santas from various planets.
Santa: Now this is a North Pole bash!
Santa (Quadra): You said it.
Tenorman's army was angrily waiting for presents, unaware that they're gonna get nothing but coal. Everyone in the space tree goes to sleep after a long Christmas Eve.
(Play Signed, Sealed, Delivered [I'm Yours] by Stevie Wonder for the rest of this chapter.)
It was Christmas morning in space and everybody woke up and started to approach the tree. Stan gave Rawls his gift and it was a coffee mug that says "Galaxy's Greatest Colonel". He was happy and gave him a thumbs up. Everyone else opened their gifts and it was something they've always wanted. Pip and Allie kissed under the mistletoe and Butters gave them a thumbs up. Dougie tried to do the same with some of the other South Park girls, but they kissed their boyfriends instead. Karen kisses him and he was happy. Meanwhile in Tenorman's fortress, his army was furious due to the fact that they all got coal for being extremely naughty. Everybody from various planets and space stations had a huge gathering on Quadra and had an amazing Christmas party. The Text "Merry Christmas" pops up and the credits roll for 30 seconds before the song ended.
Epilogue
Tenorman and Armadillo are currently on Earth gathering everything they need for their last plan in Space.
Armadillo: Do we have everything?
Scott T: No. We need to get more stuff for our ultimate plan to kill everyone in space. And after that, we will rule the entire Galaxy! Now let's go!
Armadillo: Okay. This plan will not fail. We will destroy Freedom Pals, capture Eric Cartman and he will die for what he did to us!
Scott T: Yeah. They better watch out because after Valentines Day, we are gonna destroy them and take over the universe!
He cackles evilly.
Stay tuned for episode 41.