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A/N: Here's a mass update for the holiday, I hope you all have a safe and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuka, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate, and if I don't update anything you'll read by then, I hope you have a safe and Happy New Year!
OK caught up to where I've written up to and again decided on doing this as we have them at 15 and the average age in most states is 15 years and 6 months old to get your learners.
Decided now to upload for those who'll travel tomorrow for Christmas.
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Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter VI: Car Trouble.
Last Time.
"Move!" Naruto yelled, pushing the two back as he jumped back to avoid a laser and fell on his back before rolling to his feet.
"Kim Possible, here's a good target: Middleton. I'm going to attack your hometown! Junior, go to the tower and activate the missiles." Senior said to his son who turned to go out.
"Oh, now I'm your missile-launching person too!"
"I'll deal with Senior, you two go after Junior," Kim said as her two partners ran out as she faced Senior.
Outside, Junior was at the console before Naruto ran over. And was thrown away over the railing. He grabbed it and saw Ron fighting with Junior. By messing with each other's hairdo before Ron threw Junior's comb off the platform after Rufus messed Ron's hair up after he had a realization of caring too much about how his hair looked.
Naruto got up and turned the missiles off before they ran in where Naruto saved Kim from giant spinning tops of doom.
Next Day Middleton High.
After being dumped by Amelia, Ron walked back to talk to the others as Rufus jumped into his hands. "Rufus likes the old you," Kim said as Rufus and Ron smiled.
Now.
Middleton High.
"Kim, this isn't just a big deal, it's a big hairy deal!"
"It's driver's Ed, Ron, no big."
Kim said as she, Ron, and Naruto walked into the school. She's wearing an Aqua green sweater, black choker, and black pants.
"This isn't any old class, KP; this is a right of passage! Today we got behind the wheel of Detroit steel!"
"I repeat, no big."
"Oh, really, Kim? Need I remind you of Russell Needlemeyer? He flunked Driver's Ed and now he lives in his parents' basement and he takes the bus to his job as a taxidermist!"
"Russell has a lot of issues." Kim deadpanned as they walked to the classroom for Driver's Ed.
"Yes, and they all started in driver's Ed."
Naruto was last in and saw Mr. Barkin at the desk. 'I swear it feels like he's the only teacher here sometimes.' He thought before sitting in front beside Kim with Ron on her left before Barkin spoke.
"People, today is the most important day of your young lives. Today you pass through the doorway to adulthood. Today... You drive." The teens cheered at that before Barking pulled down a screen. "But first a film. Lights."
The lights turned off as a black and white 1950s educational film came up with a teen girl beside a new car.
"This used to be Judy's car and what a swell car it was. Downright nifty for going to sock hops and soda parlors." The narrator said as Kim glanced at her friends.
"What's a sock hop?"
"What's a soda parlor?"
"That's what they called fast food places and a place to dance back then." The two turned to Naruto at that. "Back then fast food was just very small burgers, and/or just ice cream/dessert shops, a soda parlor, as people still cooked at home 99.9% of the time. A shock hop is like going to a skating rink or a dance club today."
"And you know how?" Kim asked quietly.
"Watch a lot of old movies and TV shows… I'm surprised you didn't know. A soda parlor is the restaurant Mark goes in after first traveling back to the 50s in the movie Back In The Past."
"But that was all before Judy's keen little coupe became...The Ghost Car!" The narrator said as the clip showed a totaled car next.
"You could imagine what that carnage would look like in color. Don't look away, people!" Barkin said as every teen turned green at what was shown next.
Aside from Bonnie who was on a cell phone. "He said that? Well, he just moved from hottie to naughty."
The movie ended as Barkin stood. "OK, who's ready to roll?!" He asked before Rufus feinted.
House Across The City.
An African-American male in a lab coat and glasses sat down at his kitchen table.
"True, the micro-circuitry problem has yet to be solved, and of course, there is the positronic interface to think about, but the basic theoretical work is sound, right? Or am I completely cracked?" He asked for his toaster that was on the table. "Well?!"
"I'm thinking! I'm thinking!" The toaster said before toast popped up. "Done thinking. It'll work!"
The man smiled and stood as the other appliances spoke and opened their doors. "Wonderful! Let's celebrate. Blender, whip up a banana smoothie."
"You got it, Doctor Freeman."
"Stereo, party mix, if you please." Freeman turned as the music started to play before the volume was raised.
"Ah, yeah! Crankin' it up, baby." The radio said with a deep voice before the microwave spoke.
"I've got a pita pocket and I'm ready to warm."
Freeman smiled as he danced. "Microwave, you know me all too well."
"Cancel that order. Good morning, Doctor Freeman!"
Freeman turned to see Drakken and Shego at an open door. Drakken grabbed Freeman before Salsa music played, having Freeman dance with Drakken before stopping as Drakken grabbed him. "Aagh. You're coming with me!"
"Someone's tryin' to take Doctor Freeman!"
"Attack!"
The appliances all attacked, shooting liquid or food at Drakken before Shego turned the breaker off, having Drakken look around covered in food. "Make it stop! Make it...stop. What happened?"
"You know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius." Shego smiled as she leaned against the fridge
"Keep it up, Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad."
"Ooh, scary man."
Freeman looked up from behind a chair. "Um, pardon me, but what is it you two want?"
"You're going to help me, Doctor Freeman, with a little problem I'm having. And pay for my dry-cleaning as well." Drakken explained as he walked over.
Middleton High.
"Here you go Uzumaki."
Naruto got out of the red car holding a paper with his grade on it.
A+
Later, Naruto watched most of the kids fail by hitting some cones, or all of them before seeing Ron hit the gym. Naruto, who stood beside Kim, watched a tire roll over as Barkin and Ron walked over. "Er, the school's insurance will cover the damage, right?"
"Looks like you and old Russ Needlemeyer are gonna spend quality time together at the bus stop. Rockwaller, break the string of spirit-crushing failures." Barkin said, walking to another driver's ed car.
"Of course, he's a froon, but he's a beautiful froon."
"Rockwaller!" Barkin yelled as Bonnie sighed as she was still on her phone.
"I gotta do this thing. Flip-side. Let's drive." She sighed, closed her phone, and got to the car.
Naruto watched Bonnie pass the exam as well before seeing Kim was next as Barkin called for her. Kim walked over and past Bonnie who smiled. "Don't choke."
"Only when I see you." Kim bit back before getting in.
"This should be a cinch for you, Possible."
"Right. No big, Mr. B," Kim replied, reaching for the gear shift.
"What do you think you doin'?"
"Starting the car?"
"Without your seat belt?" Barkin asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, yeah, right," Kim replied, putting it on before reaching for the gear shift again.
"Now what are you doin'?!"
"Er, driving."
"Not without checkin' your mirror you're not, missy!"
"Mirror. Gotcha." Kim fixed her side mirrors before reaching for her rearview mirror and remembering Ron's worries about Drivers Ed and getting their license.
"Put it in gear… Put it in gear, Possible!" Barkin barked as Kim spaced out.
"Oh, yeah, right. Sorry." Kim chuckled before speeding out.
And failed like the others minus Naruto and Bonnie.
Drakken's Lair.
A handcuffed Freeman looked at the large muscular-looking robots being made in an assembly line. "Hm, some sort of manufacturing facility."
"Very observant, Doctor Freeman." Drakken said walking in with Shego. "This factory once manufactured family station wagons, but I've twisted it..."
"My parents had a station wagon. To sock hops and soda parlors in it…"
"Oh, neato. Where was I?!" Drakken said, interrupting him.
"Twisted it," Shego said from her spot checking her nails.
"I've twisted it to a grander purpose, a far more insidious threat, a much deadlier-"
"He's building an army of robots." Shego said, angering Drakken.
"Why do you do that? The evil rant is one of the best perks of the job!"
"Yeah, well it's boring! Just so you know."
"Bring in the Destructo bots!" Drakken yelled as a large group of robots walked in.
"You've already built your robot army so why do you need me?"
"It's just a formality. Dot the "I" and-" Drakken stopped as Shego spoke up.
"I'll show you. Cus it's pretty... Destructo bots, attack!"
The bots then destroyed each other before she yelled again. "Destructo bots, switch off!"
"Alright, fine, my Destructo bots are stupid! Your creations, on the other hand, are smart." Drakken groaned at that.
"Smart and funny. My toasters, by the way, are always good for when you-"
"I just want the smart." Drakken said as Freeman glared.
"Forget it! I'll never help you!"
"I was hoping you'd say that. You've given me the chance to test... the Brain-Sifter!" Drakken said, gesturing to a chair.
Night Bueno Nacho.
Rufus was riding a toy car that Ron drove through an obstacle course mirroring the Schools. "Yeah, hey!"
"So, as you can see from this very conclusive demonstration, it's not so much that I lost control of the car, as it is, they built the gym too close to the parking lot," Ron said as Rufus hit a sugar canister.
"I never choke. Ever. Check the motto. I can do anything." Kim groaned as she sat at a booth.
"Right, you can do anything, including fail. See the logic?" Ron asked before Naruto looked over.
"Most people fail the driver's course the first time… You gotta get used to being behind the wheel of a vehicle."
"You didn't."
"Yeah… I have a cousin who owns a farm. When visiting I help with the work and that means driving the truck to put hay bales on." Naruto said as Kim spaced out picturing a shirtless Naruto working on a farm in the hot sun.
"If you'd been in a remote-control car today Kim. You might have passed, as long as Crash Stoppable wasn't at the controls." Bonnie smiled as she walked up with Tara and Hope.
"Just because you and Naruto are the only ones who passed, doesn't mean-!" Ron stopped as he saw he drove Rufus out of the restaurant.
"Weeee!"
"Hold that thought," Ron said before dashing after his pet. "Rufus!" He got outside only to fall to his knees. "Rufus, come back! Oh, he's gone! He's gone forever! My sweet naked mole rat! Why?! Why?!" Ron cried as Naruto and Kim walked out. Kim took the remote and expertly brought Rufus back into Ron's arms. "Good to have you back, little buddy."
"Again! Again!"
"I am so over cars. There's nothing wrong with walking." Kim said before they walked away.
And missed a red convertible SUV turning its lights on to follow. "Yeah. Yeah, I think this whole driving thing is way overrated. Did Thomas Jefferson drive a car? Did George Washington? I mean sure, the Wright brothers flew airplanes but did they drive?" Ron asked as the car crept up and Naruto and Kim glanced back. "Actually I don't know but the point is-"
"Ron, Naruto, we're being followed," Kim said as they kept walking.
"Really? Are you sure?"
"Only one way to find out."
The trio ran through several yards before stopping as Ron got over the last fence.
"I'd just like to point out that was "two" fences in a row and I didn't rip my pants!" Ron smiled, hands on his hips.
"Let no one doubt your fence-jumping skills, Ron. Now move." Kim said as she and Naruto turned to run as Ron hit a bush and ripped his pants.
Rrriipp!
"I think we lost the car," Kim said before the car jumped over them and landed before hearing a female voice as the top rolled down.
"Kim Possible?"
Kim looked before slowly walking over. "Yes."
And showed no one was inside before the car spoke as it opened the door. "I've come for you."
"Ghost car! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!" Ron screamed as the car spoke again.
"Does he do this often?"
"Almost daily." Kim sighed before walking over to calm Ron down. "Ron, Chill. I highly doubt this SUV is possessed by spirits."
"I'm a Systemized Automotive Driving Intelligence, but my passengers call me S.A.D.I."
"No ghosts?" Ron asked as the three walked up to the car.
"No ghosts. I am equipped with ejector seats and disintegrator ray, and I come in a variety of colors." S.A.D.I. said changing colors.
"Cool!" Kim said as KP came up on the door in yellow and green.
"What about the monogram, too much?" S.A.D.I. asked as Kim smiled.
"I like."
"Wow! That drink holder could hold a king-sized slurpster!" Ron yelled seeing the large cup holders.
"King-sized? Yum!" Rufus got out of the pocket and licked his lips.
"OK I'm impressed, but what do you want from me?" Kim asked S.A.D.I. as she looked inside.
"Some freaks snatch my inventor, Doctor Freeman. I found your website."
"I've never had a hit from a car before."
"Can you really do anything?" S.A.D.I. asked as Naruto smiled.
"Oh, yeah, you know, except a K-turn."
Smack!
"OW!"
"Any clue who did it?" Kim asked after smacking Naruto upside the head at his remark.
"Clueless, but the blender might know something."
"Did you say Blender?" Ron asked, raising an eyebrow.
Thirty Minutes Later, Freeman's House.
The trio of teens stood in the kitchen as the blender lit up. "I-I-It was all so chaotic."
"Yep, yep, that's a talkin' blender, alright," Ron said as he crossed his arms.
"I've seen just about everything… OK if I see a house fly I will." Naruto said before Kim walked over to speak to the appliance.
"Just tell us whatever you can about the people who took Doctor Freeman."
"Well, one of them was roguish and the other was petulant I guess I would say."
"Roguish and petulant? Erm, OK, can you be a little more descriptive?" She asked, crossing her arms as well.
"Height, weight, anything that might be a tiny bit useful?!" Ron asked, walking over.
"Look, I wasn't built with eyes."
"Any camera's here or a microphone?" Naruto asked before hearing the radio.
"I recorded the whole thing, baby."
"You wait until Blender and I are about to mix it up to mention this?!" Ron asked, looking back before hearing Drakken's voice.
"'Good morning, Doctor Freeman. You're coming with me...'"
"Drakken!"
Drakken's Lair.
"My compliments, Dr. Freeman. You've survived the Brain-Sifter, the Mind Drill, and the Cranial Drain! I didn't want to do this, Doctor. But you've forced my hand!" Drakken rolled his sleeves before dropping to his knees and held onto Freeman. "Help me, please! Come on! Do me a solid."
"Your entreaties are falling on deaf ears."
"Yep just like I thought. This guy won't help us because he can't help us." Shego said, walking over.
"Shego, what did you say? The man's a genius!"
"The world leading expert on computerized automation."
"If he really knew his stuff, he would fix your robots and be on his merry way. Right, Dr. Drakken?" She asked winking as Drakken blinked before smiling.
"Oh, I see. Yes, you're right. This Freeman clearly is a poser."
"What?"
"Yeah, we should grab another scientist." She said turning around.
"Yes, perhaps somebody from Lowerton Community College."
"Those hacks? I can program circles around those buffoons!" Freeman said before catching one of the robot's heads.
"You talk the talk. Prove it."
Freeman then got to work on fixing the robots. "Can't even program a VCR at that place."
"Bet you can't fix my death ray, either!" Drakken said as they got to the door to leave.
"Hey, don't, don't push it. Can you not?"
Morning; Possible House, Kim's Room.
"Pop quiz, Wade. Drakken plus an expert on computerized intelligence equals…" Kim trailed off talking to Wade, now wearing a white crop top with a pink heart, a pair of pink jean-style pants, and white shoes.
"An evil robot army?" Wade asked, taking a sip of his drink.
"Has to be."
"I'll cross-reference abandoned factories with shipments of robotic parts and microprocessor orders."
Kim smiled at that. "You techno-rock, Wade."
"I try. But this is a needle-haystack scenario, Kim. It might take time."
"I'll check in after school." She said running out to the kitchen where her father and brothers sat at the booth. "Later, Dad."
"Need a ride to school Kimmie?"
"Already got one." She said putting books in her backpack.
"With Naruto or Ron on their mopeds?"
"No, a self-driving computerized sports utility vehicle."
"Okey-dokey."
Later, the three are riding in S.A.D.I. with Naruto in the back as Ron is picking up a very large cup. "The moment of truth is here... Yes, it fits! The king-sized slurpster fits!" He cheered as Rufus got up to down what he could from the large drink.
"Alright, alright. Put a lid on it. You look like a spiller." S.A.D.I. said as Rufus pulled back and held his head.
"Brain freeze!"
"What's wrong, Kim?" Naruto asked leaning forward as he saw her downtrodden look.
"It's Driver's Ed that's got me torqued."
"Oh yeah. Forgot about that." Ron said before S.A.D.I. spoke up.
"Excuse me? Driver's education?"
"Yeah, Mr. Barkin's test course is deadly. Naruto's one of only two to pass it." Ron said looking forward.
"Hello? What am I missing here?! Self-driving car. I was made for this." S.A.D.I. said as Ron smiled.
"Right! We take Barkin's test in Sadi and we ace it perfectly, KP!"
"No, Ron, I'm not gonna cheat."
"Is using a calculator in algebra cheating?" Ron asked, looking over.
"I don't use a calculator."
"OK. Well, is cutting and pasting stuff from the internet and calling it a paper cheating?"
Kim raised an eyebrow at that. "You are kidding, right?"
"What?"
"I can pass this test on my own. I know I can."
Later, Barkin was walking away from another Ron crash. "You know what they say, Mr. B, any crash you can walk away from."
"Stoppable, I've got two words for you: Public transportation." Barkin barked before going to get another clipboard.
Kim walked to a car before it disintegrated having S.A.D.I. pull up. "What are you doing?" Kim asked as S.A.D.I. turned into the car she destroyed as Barkin walked up.
Later, Kim and the others walked the halls as Naruto looked outside at the school sign.
KIM POSSIBLE
Student Driver
Of
The Year
"You aced it! I knew you could. Say, um you'll give me rides? Cos the Russell Needlemeyer thing really freaks me out." Ron said as Kim sighed at getting an A++.
"Can we not talk cars, please?" She asked stopping at her locker as Bonnie walked up.
"Hey, Kimmie, I can still drive circles around you."
"Any time, any place, Bonnie! As long as it's before dark and I have a licensed driver in the car." Kim spoke, crossing her arms at Bonnie.
"Whatever." Bonnie scoffed as she left.
"You know, you seem a little agitated for a girl who just aced her driver's test," Ron spoke as Kim was looking down.
"I cheated. Well, S.A.D.I. cheated for me, but the guilt is still major."
"You cheated?/You cheated?" The two blondes asked at the same time.
"She just did it!" Kim sighed as she turned to leave before Ron spoke up.
"I'm sorry. Let me rephrase. You cheated? And you didn't let me cheat, too?"
"I didn't cheat, Ron! I mean, is it cheating if I cheated but I didn't mean to cheat?"
"What?" Ron asked before the Kimmunicator went off.
Beep Beep Ba-Beep!
"What's the sitch, Wade?" Kim asked, pulling it out of her pocket.
"Drakken's lair. Found it."
Drakken's Lair.
Drakken and Freeman were dancing with party hats on before S.A.D.I crashed through the wall and the teens in their mission clothes jumped out. "Drakken, release Dr. Freeman… Are they partying?" Kim asked as she saw the two dance.
"I told you I could do it."
"I know I told you, you could. I never doubted you." Drakken said before Freeman noticed S.A.D.I.
"S.A.D.I., you came! It was quite exciting! Dr. Drakken had a programming glitch in his Destructo bots that he was sure I couldn't fix. Well, I showed him."
Kim popped up at that to shake his hand. "Hi. Kim Possible. Came to save you. Did you just say 'fixed' Drakken's Destructo bots?"
Freeman nodded and motioned to the fixed robots. "Yes! They work perfectly now…" He trailed off as they powered on. "Which might not be a good thing."
"Uh-oh."
"Destructo bot vaporize them all but start with Kim Possible!" Drakken yelled as he pointed at Kim.
Naruto and Kim dodged blasts before S.A.D.I. drove through a group. "Ooh, that's gonna scratch the paint," Ron said as Freeman shook his head.
"No, scratch-proof paint."
"Nice!" Ron smiled before a robot to them forcing Ron to push the scientist down "Duck!" Ron leaned up as Naruto kicked one head off of a robot before Ron threw a slurpster at another, shorting it out. "Brain freeze! Never underestimate the power of the slurpster!"
"Shego, Kim Possible, her sidekicks, and that sporty utility vehicle are destroying my robots!" Drakken yelled out as Naruto attacked several more robots with Kim and the car.
"And that's why you have me around. Real nice." Shego shot S.A.D.I. with a laser rifle flipping the car around before one of the mirrors fell off.
Shego then shot a tank having glowing blue acid paste come out before she and Drakken left via hover car. "Farewell, Kim Possible! We won't meet again!"
"Anybody see a way out of here?" Kim asked, looking around.
Ron shook his head as the past came closer to them. "No, and it's not for a lack of trying."
"I can get us out," S.A.D.I. said driving over.
"S.A.D.I., you're still alive!"
"Yeah, but my automated guidance systems are fried. Someone's gonna have to drive me out of here."
"No problem. Doc Freeman can take the wheel." Ron smiled as the doctor shook his head.
"Oh, Sorry. I can't drive."
"You can't drive?" Kim asked in surprise as Freeman shrugged.
"Why else build a self-driving car?"
"I could do it." Naruto sighed before getting in and buckled up with the others. He drove and avoided the acid and drove over various pipes before coming to a T-end. Kim hit a button and shot missiles to create a hole having them jump out and land in the parking lot. "Damn, that old 80s TV show made jumping in a car seem like fun." Naruto cursed at the pain from landing.
Smack!
"Ow!"
"Language Naruto!" Kim said before S.A.D.I. spoke.
"Want the cherry on top, Kim? Just press the red button."
Kim hit the button as a missile targeted Drakken's car.
Later, Drakken and Shego are being loaded in the back of a police van. "Kim Possible, you think your car's all that but it's not!"
Middleton High.
Naruto watched as Kim retook her test before stopping by him as Barkin gave her a B- while she cheered. "I'll never understand teenagers."
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Here's a mass update for the holiday, I hope you all have a safe and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuka, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate, and if I don't update anything you'll read by then, I hope you have a safe and Happy New Year!
Next to be updated will be Shinobi as I'll start over on publish order.
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Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺