Captured
By Bashfulglowfly
Madara Uchiha sat at his desk and tried to get through the paperwork that was piling up. Even with the invention of computers, taking care of the estates and accounts of over one thousand years of living was quite time-consuming.
And that was just his private accounts.
The accounts of the Uchiha Clan were supervised several of his Kin.
Madara…
The voice of his brother invaded his mind.
"What? I'm busy."
I've been captured.
THAT lovely bit of information seized Madara's attention. "YOU'VE BEEN WHAT?!"
I've been captured, Izuna repeated.
"Who would dare?!" Madara growled then something occurred to him "Have been poking around Senju territory again?"
No. I've been good…in regard to that. No, I was captured by a vampire calling himself Edward Cullen.
"Cullen? Never heard…"
Remember that clan of vampires that sparkled?
"We eliminated them over 100 years ago."
We missed one. And he created more children.
"Has this Edward said what he wants?"
He wants to know how he can become a badass, scary vampire. Apparently, he's seen some of us and the Senju in action and realized that sparkling doesn't exactly cause terror in the hearts of humans.
Madara rubbed his forehead. Migraine. He was developing a migraine. Never mind that vampires can't get any sort of headache. Madara was developing a migraine. "Do you know where you are? And are there any others of his type nearby?"
Yeah, I'm near a town called Forks, in Washington State. And there are six others here.
"Please tell me you've fed recently."
Yeah, this morning. Why?
"Whatever you do, don't feed from any of them. Or you'll become infected with their sparkles."
Madara could feel Izuna's horror and knew that, for once, he would actually obey. "We'll get there as soon as possible. Try not to give them any information."
That shouldn't be too hard.
Madara felt his brother leave his mind. Sighing, he shut down everything. "HIKAKU!"
Hikaku appeared before the Leader of his Clan "You bellowed, Oh Great One?"
Madara definitely had a migraine. He stood up. "We're going to Forks, Washington. Now."
"Forks, Washington? Where's that and why?"
"Because my idiot brother got himself captured by a member of the Cullen Clan."
Hikaku snickered then gained control of himself.
Madara snorted. "You have my permission to make Izuna's life miserable about this."
Hikaku grinned, fangs glistening in the light. "Oh, thank you so very much, Esteemed Leader!"
"Gather the Clan. We have an infestation of sparkling vampires to kill. And none of them had better escape this time."