Hello all! Welcome back! This week I present a sequel! To the last Iris Heart ch, ch 11. So I hope you're ready for more shenanigans!
"Nepppppyyyyy! I came to playyyyy!" The always ditzy voice of the patron Goddess of the Planeptune of the Ultra Dimension called out into the main area of the Hyper Dimension's version Planeptune's basilicom, trudging through the door with her heavy and chaotic footsteps, a fluffy ball of iris hair peered in to see…
Not the purple haired goddess she was looking for, or even the lilac hair belonging to the sister of the woman she was looking for. No… instead she saw… a brunette, a raven haired girl, a silver haired woman, and bright yellow hair.
"You're not Neppy…" Plutia whined, seeming genuinely disappointed she hadn't spotted her friend,
"You got me there, you're right" The brunette of the group chuckled, looking at her, Plutia noted she seemed to be a very particularly busty woman whose hair was adorned with a beret,
Getting a good look at the other women present, the raven haired girl seemed to be wearing a red school uniform of some sorts, the silver haired woman looked like she couldn't be less interested in Plutia's presence… how rude. Lastly there was the blonde who-
"Oooo! I know you!" She cooed, rushing up to her, as the girl seemed to gulp, looking for anywhere to hide at the moment, "Mhm! You're Neppy's girlfriend!" Putia cheered, clasping her hands around the young blonde, "Mhm! You're B! Did you get the dooolll I made for you? I made it as an apology… I'm sorrrrrryyy" Plutia gently explained, as B-sha nervously nodded along,
"Mhm! I sure did!" She orderly responded as she was spoken to, as her other gold third members looked at her like some sort of alien, B-sha seemed… nervous.
"Who are your friends?" Plutia asked, placing her index finger on her chin as she tilted to the side,
"Oh!- These are-"
"The name's C-sha! Pleasure to meet you!" C-sha enthusiastically introduced herself with a hearty pat on Plutia's back, B-sha's face soon running as pale as a ghost.
She didn't know why Plutia was here. But she did know.
She was gonna have to stop her friends from ever meeting Iris Heart.
She was their friend. She couldn't let them go through that!
"Ahahhaha! Yea! That's C-sha! She's the leader of our little group! We're the gold third! Each of us are from one of the Nation's and we sorta help the goddesses here and there with things!" B-sha presented (ignoring the fact that all the gold third members were dating the goddess of their respective nations, but she figured Plutia could deduce that) "Anyway! Like I said that's C-sha, she's from Lowee, this is K-sha, she's from Lastation, S-sha over there is from Leanbox, don't forget about E-sha though she's in there too! And like I said when we met, I'm the gold third of Planeptune! We're all here right now for our monthly meeting ahhahahahaha" B-sha nervously went along the line and introduced all her friends, who continued to look at her as if she had sprouted another head
Noticing something was off, C-sha soon put her arm around B-sha, as she dragged her across the room,
"Sorry! We'll just be a minute!" She yelled, as she put her head down to whisper to B-sha, "Ok. Mind telling me what the hell that was about?!" C-sha asked, as B-sha gulped,
"You don't get it C-sha! She's scary! The scariest villain there is! She might be Nep-Nep's friend but she's a villain I say!" B-sha explained, her face going pale at remembrance of how her first meeting with Planeptune's CPU had gone,
"Whaddya talkin about? She's one of Neptune's friends, right? She even told you she made you a doll to say she's sorry! C'mon, B-sha!" C-sha chuckled as she tried to reassure her friend, who let out a sigh, turning back towards the rest of the people present she saw…
K-sha, giving Plutia a death stare about 5 feet from her face,
Letting out a screech, B-sha nearly teleported across the room as she stepped inbetween them,
"Now how the hell did she do that-?" C-sha mused to herself,
"Ahahahaha… what's going on here?" B-sha asked,
"K is mean…" Plutia grumbled, as B-sha nearly felt her spirit escape her body, looking to her side, she saw S-sha simply shrugging,
"Plutia was asking about Noire, turns out she's dating the Noire from her dimension, so K-sha is drilling her to see if she is treating her right. How uninteresting" S-sha shrugged, before her eyes faded to a green hue, "Isn't it… cute?" E-sha asked in her ever shy voice, before S-sha took over once more, "If you say so. Sounds like a scene right out of one of your movies" She mused,
"N-now, K-sha" B-sha put her hands up to try and diffuse the situation, "L-let's n-not-"
"I simply must know if she's treating Noire right. That is all" K-sha spoke in her icy serious tone, as B-sha robotically started to move her neck to see how Plutia was taking the statement….
B-sha almost began to sprint in the other direction (not much unlike how her own girlfriend had done to her when she had triggered Iris Heart mode) but before she did, she saw something of a look of understanding flash across Plutia's face,
"Ooooo! I get it! You're this Noire's girlfriend. That makes seeeense. If I were you I'd do the saaaame thing. Don't worry. I love my Noire to bits and pieeeeeces" Plutia flashed a soft smile, as K-sha nodded, this seeming to be enough to satisfy her. B-sha letting out a sigh, one crisis averted,
"What about you? Who are youuu?" Plutia turned to S-sha as she began, surely if all these people were friends with Neptune's girlfriend, and one of them was even Noire's girlfriend, then she should be good friends with all of them!
"Not interested"
"Whaaaat? That's not faiiirrr!"
"Not interested"
"Hmmmm that's meaaaan… how about this…" Plutia reset herself, "My name's Plutia, I'm the CPU of Planeptune! Who are you!" Plutia tried her best… but…
"Not interested"
"Hhmmm…" Plutia grumbled, as B-sha gulped, jumping onto the scene once more,
"Aha… She's S-sha! The gold third of Leanbox, she's actually two souls in one body, usually it's just S-sha, but if her eyes turn green, that means E-sha is talking!" B-sha gave the brief rundown, as that seemed to be good enough for Plutia at the moment,
"Leanbox… That's Vert!" Plutia smiled, as S-sha seemed to find that at least a little interesting,
"Indeed. Vert is our girlfriend" She spoke, referring to both herself and E-sha, "Hmmm… So you know the Vert over there… is she as annoying over there as she is here?" she asked, as immediately- "S-sha! That's mean!" E-sha scolded her, B-sha snickering as she heard it, very rare was it to see E-sha as animated as that, "Fine. Fine. How is the Vert over there like?" S-sha amended her question, as Plutia smiled, soon recounting many of the stories she and Vert had shared over the years,
From her tricking Nepgear into thinking she was her 'sister' to her trying to steal Peashy, to her countless instances of bickering with the Blanc over there, which-
"Bwhahaha! That sounds just like our Blanny and Vert! Eh? S-sha?" C-sha burst out laughing, looking at her silver haired friend, who seemed to be holding back a snicker herself,
"Somehow, it sounds even more annoying" She presented as C-sha snickered,
"Man! I gotta go tease that Blanny!" C-sha chortled,
"You should be nice to Blanny" Plutia ominously corrected C-sha who stared at the iris haired woman, "If I were a betting girrrllll… you're the Blanny form here's girlfriend" She presented as C-sha nodded, "Wellll…" Plutia started, before making a thinking noise, before continuing, "The Blanny I know… wellll…. She really liked me too… And I feel baaad cause I've always like my Noire… ever since I was a girl… And I feel baaad, because Blanny is all alone…" Plutia rambled through the best way she could explain it, before C-sha put her hand up,
"Gotcha loud n clear" She smiled somewhat distantly, she knew how Blanc could act. But… she supposed now was not the time for self reflection.
As it all went along, and the unlikely quintet spent more time reminiscing over shared experiences, B-sha could somewhat feel more and more relaxed. Maybe… Maybe this Plutia girl wasn't all bad-
"Hey! Plutia! Go on any good hunts recently?" C-sha enthusiastically asked, as Plutia seemed to recollect,
"Mhm… but… Noire was mean! She made me fight the dragon alllll by myself!" Plutia complained, as C-sha seemed dutifully impressed,
"Woah! Took on a dragon did ya? That's crazy powerful! How bout, you n' I do a little sparing!"
"Wait! C-sh-" B-sha couldn't even interject before,
"I am also interested in testing the capabilities of Noire's girlfriend" K-sha presented,
"K-sha you can-"
"This is pretty interesting"
"YOU GUYS I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YO-"
"Hmmm… 3 on 1 is tough tho… I would have to transform…" Plutia mused as she played with her hair, B-sha felt cold sweat running down her face, she had to talk them out of this-
"Fine by me! I spar against Blanny all the time!"
"I was trained to fight CPUs"
"Whatever"
Ok. This was bad. This was very very very very very bad! B-sha needed to-
"Okkkkkk! Transsssfooooorrrrmmm!"
B-sha couldn't say she didn't warn them. You can only tell a kid a pan is hot so many times before they have to burn their hand.
Sure B-sha did have some apprehension about leaving her friends behind, but as she was already halfway across Planeptune city, it was far too late for regrets. Slowing by a building, she rested as she caught her breath,
"B-sha!?" Looking up, B-sha spotted the worried face of Neptune, who looked at the girl who likely had just run close to a marathon with some apprehension, "What on eart-"
"Plutia came to visit. Tried to stop them. C-sha, S-sha, and K-sha challenged Iris Heart" Was all she said, as a shadow covered Neptune's face, both of the women turning away as they continued their evacuation plan, ignoring the large explosion that resonated from the Neptower.
end5- Thank you as always!
Tony Anderson- Heh. It's been building for awhile for me to get to use them. Thank you hehe I just think theyre so cute together.