HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO OMEGAHATCHIYAK12
Over in the small town of Whoville was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Haruto's team with Cheryl Velarrian, Maria Mysterio, Serenity Dunames, Haliya Yastrzhembsky and Emily Bathory, as well as Koyo Ozaki (Bungo Stray Dogs), The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage) and the town was full of Christmas love even though it was only 25 days away.
Announcer: Another hour closer to Christmas!
BONG!
It showed that there were 25 days 15 hours and 59 minutes left.
Me: Whoa! That is what I call awesome Christmas celebration.
Nico: Yep. Been a while since we were in Whoville.
Sakura Knudson: I always wanted to come here. The Grinch was one of my favorite stories back when I was a little girl.
Nico: So cute Sakura.
Me: Yeah. We were here last year and it was fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Haruto: This is awesome though.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: Haruto, I want to thank you, Koyo Ozaki, and your teams for coming
Haruto: Anytime Nico. It'll be fun.
Cheryl Velarrian: It sure will.
Litwick 1: Lit.
Litwick 2: Litwick.
Nico: Cheryl, what do you like to do in your free time?
Cheryl Velarrian: I like to do artwork on Vampire Castles.
Litwick 3: Lit.
Me: Vampire castles. So awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Lucy Loud: My kind of paintings.
Nico: Can I see one?
She pulled out a picture and it was a really haunting and scary vampire castle in the middle of a dark and creepy and foreboding landscape with a haunted forest. It had a scary haunted orange moon in the sky.
Me: Ooh that is scary.
Brittney: That is my kind of landscape.
Lucy Loud: It's beautiful Cheryl.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye lass. You did a great job too.
Cheryl Velarrian: Thanks guys. That means a lot to me.
Nico: You're welcome Cheryl.
Qin: Yesterday was awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
Maria: Yesterday was cold!
Me: It sure was. But it was amazing that we got to battle the Snowman.
Bai Tza: It sure was. Thank goodness we helped him get back with his friends before that.
Lana: Yeah poor guy was just lonely.
May: Who can blame him?
Me: Yeah I agree.
Lana: He just wanted to find a way for his kind to survive.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: But it seems peaceful right now.
Me: Yeah. Lets hope it stays that way.
Nico: Me too.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: we just got word that August May Who has come back for revenge on us.
WE GASPED!
Me: What, that greedy former mayor has come back?! We better get The Grinch.
The Grinch arrived.
Grinch: No need, J.D., I got here as soon as possible, and I've got some hair clippers with his name on it.
Nico: Perfect, and we're sending him to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: J.D. has his reasons since he's Cindy's father.
Me: Right.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: That mayor's in for some WHOVILLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT PAIN!
Solaria Harmonia: And I'm going to show the power of friendship and make sure August May Who get a powerful lesson in the powers of the Elements of Harmony.
Hailey Harmonia: Our little sister's going to transform, this is going to be good.
Melanie Harmonia: You said it, now let's get after August May Who and teach him a lesson.
Butterfree landed on Lori's head.
Lori: (LAUGHS) This is literally so cool.
Me: It sure is.
Camie: Who is Augustus May Who again?
Me: Oh right. He was the Mayor of Whoville. He was also responsible for making the Grinch hate Christmas.
I went over his history.
Mayor Augustus Maywho is the main antagonist of the 2000 live-action adaptation of Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
He is the greedy and self-serving mayor of Whoville and the archenemy of the Grinch. His main goal is to marry Martha May Whovier and to keep himself popular. Though initially shown as a minor neutral character, he is later revealed to have bullied the Grinch since childhood, making him responsible for the Grinch's hatred of Christmas and the film's plot.
He was portrayed by Jeffrey Tambor, who had also played K. Edgar Singer in Muppets from Space, and also voiced Crazy Quilt in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Captain Flarty in Bob's Burgers, Mr. Big in WordGirl, Crocker in Batman: The Animated Series, and Dr. Zin in Jonny Quest; while Ben Bookbinder portrayed an eight-year-old Augustus May Who.
Augustus first appeared after hearing that Whoville's postman Lou Lou Who's teenage sons (along with their girlfriends) have trespassed in the perimeter of the Grinch's lair in Mount Crumpit. Lou assured to Augustus that the teenagers weren't doing anything to provoke the Grinch before explaining to his daughter Cindy Lou about the Grinch's existence. Needless to say, Cindy Lou took an interest in the Grinch after he reluctantly saved her life from being killed by the post office's sorting machine.
Using her dad's recorder for several interviews, Cindy learned that the Grinch used to live in Whoville as a mischievous yet kind child, but was ridiculed by a young Augustus and his friends for his appearance while Martha May Whovier took an interest with him. When Cindy Lou interview Augustus about the story, he blatantly lies by saying that he tried to offer the Grinch his friendship.
In reality, back when Augustus was eight years old, he was nothing but a bully to the Grinch. He had a crush on Martha first, but was appalled by Martha liking the Grinch. Therefore he continued to ridicule the Grinch out of jealousy so no one will ever take Martha away from him. Due to Martha's act of kindness, the Grinch made a makeshift angel as a present for her, but starts to feel insecure about his appearance due to Augustus' teasing. The Grinch tried to use a razor but was forced to cover his razor marks with shaving paper. When Augustus soon learns about this, he took the opportunity to mock the Grinch by calling him a 'hack job', causing the other kids to laugh at him, except for Martha. Fed up with this mockery, the Grinch loses his temper by destroying the class' tree and presents (including the makeshift angel), scaring Augustus and the other kids away.
The Grinch then ran off to live in Mount Crumpit, developing a hatred of Christmas and the people of Whoville for their mockery against him for several years while Augustus became the new mayor; even arranging a new system of trash chutes (known as Dumpit to Crumpit) that would dump all of Whoville's garbage into Mount Crumpit. Augustus would also try to make Martha his wife as she was now a beautiful woman, but she still longed for the Grinch to return.
Touched by this sad story and having her own doubts of the holiday, Cindy Lou decides to invite the Grinch to the Whobilation festivities by nominating him as Cheermeister, much to the others' surprise. Though Augustus tried to explain to Cindy that the Grinch won't join the festivities due to his hatred of Christmas in which he turns out to be wrong about him not joining in (but is right about his hatred of Christmas), he reluctantly allows this due to Cindy Lou explaining her reasons to the other citizens. Needless to say, Augustus is astounded to see that the Grinch has indeed arrived for the celebration due to the promise of an award.
At first, the Grinch finds himself uncomfortable during the contests, but slowly finds himself accepted after getting his reward, much to Augustus' dismay. Though it would've seemed that the Grinch has finally enjoyed himself and is about to be won over, Augustus (in an act of jealousy) gave him a present: an electric razor to remind him of his traumatic school memory before getting the other citizens to laugh at him for it on purpose just so he can be bullied again, under the impression that Augustus is giving him a razor like a good-natured joke (as several Whos don't even know why the Grinch abandoned Whoville even if the mayor did). Augustus even tops this off by proposing to Martha with a diamond ring and a new car, which finally drove an angry Grinch to wreck havoc by scratching and wrecking the new car so hard with his finger, scaring the citizens, paying the Mayor back by shaving his head violently right down the middle with the razor, and destroying the large Christmas tree with a makeshift flamethrower before escaping back to Mount Crumpit. Though it was fruitless when Augustus brought in a spare tree to replace it.
Deciding that it was time to stop Christmas from coming, the Grinch made a Santa Claus disguise and a flying sleigh (with his dog Max as a reindeer) to steal all of Whoville's gifts, decorations and food. During his burglary that night, the Grinch comes across a sleeping Augustus dreaming about kissing Martha. Seeking his revenge, the Grinch makes Augustus kiss Max's butt, much to Max's embarrassment. The Grinch also ties up a rope between Augustus' bed and a police car.
After the Grinch finishes his burglary by riding his sleigh up into Mount Crumpit, the people of Whoville soon learned about the Grinch's scheme just as Augustus wakes up after his bed ends up being pulled by the police car due to the panic. Realizing what happened, Augustus angrily lets out a tantrum and blames Cindy Lou for the incident, but Lou (finally realizing what Cindy Lou is trying to say and now sees the mayor's true nature) stands up by reminding everyone that the true meaning of Christmas is to be with friends and family instead of getting gifts or doing contests; even berating Augustus for his treatment towards Cindy Lou and the Grinch even when the Grinch was younger.
Realizing that Lou is right, all of the citizens of Whoville agreed to celebrate the holiday without their gifts and started singing in cheer, much to Augustus' frustration. Cindy then takes the opportunity to head up to Mount Crumpit in hopes of inspiring the Grinch with everyone singing. Upon hearing everyone singing in cheer, the Grinch initially got frustrated that his plan failed, but soon realizes the true meaning of Christmas before developing a change of heart.
With the help from Max and Cindy Lou, the Grinch rides his sleigh back to Whoville to return all of the gifts, decorations and food to the citizens. The Grinch then confesses and apologizes for his crimes before surrendering himself to the police as he is willing to accept his punishment. Wanting the opportunity to get back at the Grinch, Augustus orders the police to arrest the Grinch and blind him with pepper spray, but the police and the citizens decided to forgive the Grinch, as they have all learned a lesson about the true meaning of the holiday including Augustus even though he was still mean. Even Martha, who was also mad at Augustus for his treatment of the Grinch even when he was bullied by him, turned down Augustus' proposal by giving him back the ring, saying that her heart belongs to the Grinch.
Realizing now that all of Whoville's citizens have turned against him for what he did to the Grinch even when he was a child, Augustus reluctantly shakes the Grinch's hand to assure no hard feelings, though the latter laughs at him before telling him to cheer up since it's the holidays. Regardless, it's strongly implied that Augustus no longer harassed the Grinch anymore and likely lost any chance he had at reelection due to him being materialistic and being mean to the Grinch on purpose.
It's presumed that Maywho was arrested and sent to jail for his crimes of keeping Whoville "Grinch-less".
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Sakura Knudson: Man this guy hated the Grinch since they were kids and he still hasn't changed. Maybe some reeducation in the M.O.E. Will do him some good.
Me: Yeah. Like I said I have my reasons.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: Boy he deserves the M.O.E.
Ed played the song You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH BY THURL RAVENSCROFT PLAYS
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce
Grinch: Love this song!
Me: (LAUGHS) Me too!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) Love that song too.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Grinch: Even though it's about me it's still perfect.
Qin: Yeah. Still funny.
Ed: We should go after the asshole while this is still playing!
Me: Good idea!
Camie: (LAUGHS) Yeah! I can't believe that Augustus hated the Grinch since they were kids.
Me: I know! That is an unhealthy vendetta.
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
We were flying and we spotted August May Who, and he was on the rampage tearing the place apart trying to find us.
Lincoln: Yikes, man, did we really really make him mad! Okay, time to teach him a lesson.
Suddenly, the Crest of Harmony appeared in the sky and the Elements of Harmony fired elemental blasts that hit August May Who and sent him flying into a tree and the snow fell on him, and he got out of the snow, and then, the Elements of Harmony converged and a massive pillar of rainbow energy erupted as a Phoenix Cry and Thunderbird Screech were heard, and we appeared, and that angered August May Who.
August May Who: YOU! YOU RUINED ME!
Me: That was your fault, not ours.
Nico: And we're not surprised you broke out to get revenge.
Lincoln: But, since you're here, time for you to experience some Whoville Christmas Holiday Pain
Me: Everyone get inside! Don't want you to get caught in the crossfire.
They did so.
Lincoln turned into Ultimate Lincoln and used the powers of Frankenstrike.
Lincoln: FRANKENSTRIKE!
Lincoln fired blasts of green lightning which electrocuted August May Who.
Camie: Wait, how did you...?!
Me: I forgot about the fact that Lincoln had an Omnitrix of his own years ago, and it had not only Ben's aliens, but he also scanned the alien DNA of the many aliens we've encountered years ago as well, and he also unlocked his Ultimate Lincoln form using The Omnitrix Cyber Planet Key.
That amazed everyone who hadn't joined.
Nico: Damn it, I forgot about that.
Lisa: And the new Omnitrix I made also merged with his current one.
August May Who got out a machine gun and fired at Lincoln, but the bullets bounced off his body thanks to the combination of his indestructible superhuman skin and superhuman hardened muscular system. Then, Lincoln grabbed the machine gun and crushed it with his hands and blasted August May Who with more lightning until his hair was literally frizzy.
Me: How did he get a machine gun?!
Nico: Maybe he robbed one of Flip's thugs before Lincoln killed him.
Me: I think he did!
I fired a laser vision blast and melted the gun.
Augustus Maywho: I was keeping the town free of him!
Me: Because you made him that way! You are the reason why his heart shrunk 3 sizes and hate Christmas!
Butterfree charged at him and fired waves of wind and blasted him down.
Butterfree: Take that Grinch hater!
Nico: Yeah!
Twilight turned into Magica!
Twilight Sparkle: MAGICA!
Gwen Tennyson: WHOA! Twilight is now an Anodite!?
Me: That's fitting for her because she's the element of Magic.
Magica: It sure is.
She fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Magica: That is cool!
Spyro: Lets make this fun!
Magica used the Core Medals for KAOS, KAOSSANDRA AND ELEPHANKO!
Magica and Spyro: MAGIC SKYLANDS BLAST!
They fired magic blasts and blasted him all over the place!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Me: August I love Christmas as much as anybody else does but the one thing we DON'T do on Christmas of all things is hate people like the Grinch! That's all he knew for over 5 decades because YOU BULLIED HIM!
Nico: YEAH! That is wrong on so many levels!
Qin: YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: What you are is a party pooper!
Pinkie Pie turned into ChamAlien!
Pinkie Pie: CHAMALIEN!
She went invisible.
August got up and I used my Infrared vision and saw her head up to him. Then...
HOING!
SHE GAVE HIM A REALLY NASTY ATOMIC WEDGIE!
SNAP!
ChamAlien: OOH! You got Grinch Underwear on! That's so fitting on you!
WE LAUGHED!
Me: What a hypocrite! (To the viewers) Then again he is an Egotistical Hypocrite mind ya.
ChamAlien came back.
Sprocket: Lets make this un.
ChamAlien used the medals for INSTIGATOR, THE FRACKER AND MR. SUNSHINE!
ChamAlien and Sprocket: PARTY LASER BLASTER!
THey fired laser blasts and blasted him all over!
Me: That was funny!
She reverted back.
Pinkie Pie: That was for the Element of Laughter!
Qin: YEAH!
Applejack turned into Rocks!
Applejack: ROCKS!
She fired rocks and bashed him all over the place!
Rocks: Y'all need to learn that it's never right to bully people!
Flashwing: That is for sure! And we'll have you Blinded By the Light!
Rocks used the Core Medals for The Vreedle Brothers, Knighty Knight and Dr. Crab.
Rocks and Flashwing: CRYSTAL GOLEM BLAST!
They fired waves of crystal and rocks and blasted him all over the place!
Applejack reverted back.
Applejack: Y'all need a lesson in Honesty!
Nico: That is for sure!
Rarity turned into Diamondhead
Rarity: DIAMONDHEAD!
She fired waves of crystal and blasted him all over the place!
Diamondhead: Diamonds are a girl's best friend but Generosity is much better.
Gill Grunt: That's for sure and he needs to fear the fish!
Diamondhead used the Core Medals for Duff Killigan, Hazel Rainart and Devo the Cursed
Diamondhead and Gill Grunt: WATER JEWEL STORM!
They fired waves of water and jewels and blasted him all over the place!
Qin: Take that!
Rarity reverted back!
Rarity: That is Generosity!
Fluttershy turned into Pesky Dust!
Fluttershy: PESKY DUST!
She fired waves of energy and dust and blasted him all over!
Pesky Dust: Your kindness needs to um be reformed.
Me: That's a good way to put it Fluttershy.
Lincoln: Yeah Flutters!
Stealth Elf: Lets make this fun!
Pesky Dust used the Core Medals for Carmen Dillo, Old King Coal and Hector Von Colossus!
Pesky Dust and Stealth Elf: WAWA MELON LIFE BLAST!
They fired waves of giant wawa melons! and blasted him all over!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Nico: YEAH!
She reverted back!
Fluttershy: You need to be kind to everything and everyone.
Sunset turned into Heatblast
Sunset Shimmer: HEATBLAST!
She fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Heatblast: I'm willing to forgive you for your crimes though.
Sunburn: Same here.
Heatblast used the core medals for El Oso, Gus Gorilla and Tomura Shigaraki!
Heatblast and Sunburn: FIRESTORM BLAST OF FURY!
They fired massive waves of fire and blasted him all over!
She reverted back.
Sunset Shimmer: That is awesome.
Rainbow Dash turned into Shocksquatch
Rainbow Dash: SHOCKSQUATCH!
She fired waves of rainbow lightning and blasted him all over.
Shocksquatch: You must be loyal to everyone including your friends!
Whirlwind: That is for sure there!
Shocksquatch used the Core Medals for Tchang Zu, Raspberry Rainbow and Mean Rainbow Dash.
Shocksquatch and Whirlwind: RAINBOW THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
They fired waves of rainbow lightning and blasted him all over!
Starlight Glimmer: And you must be empathetic of your friends whenever they are hurting!
Hex: That's right!
Starlight Glimmer and Hex: SKULL FIRE BLAST!
They fired waves of skulls and energy and blasted him.
Vinyl turned into Ultimate Echo Echo
Vinyl Scratch: (Techno Voice) ULTIMATE ECHO ECHO!
She fired a sonic blast and blasted him down.
Ultimate Echo Echo: What you did to the Grinch needs to make a song in your heart to purge the darkness.
Trixie Lulamoon: And you need the magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Ultimate Echo Echo used the Core Medals of Metal Sonic, Metal Tails and Metal Knuckles.
Ultimate Echo Echo and Trixie Lulamoon: MAGIC SONG SONIC BURST!
They fired sonic magic blasts and blasted him all over the place!
Lightning Dust turned into Bullfrag
Lightning Dust: BULLFRAG!
She fired energy blasts of energy and blasted him all over.
Bullfrag: This will show you that redemption is the key to forgiveness.
Spotlight: I agree there!
Bullfrag used the Core Medals for Leapfrog, Toad and Evil Toad Man.
Bullfrag and Spotlight: LIGHT FROG BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Luster Dawn turned into Chromastone
Luster Dawn: CHROMASTONE!
She fired rainbow blasts and blasted him al over.
Chromastone: Lights are on for your friendship. It's not too late to change.
Blackout: That is for sure!
Chromastone used the Core Medals for Gramma Stuffum, Knightbrace and Lunch Lady Ghost!
Chromastone and Blackout: DARKLIGHT FURY OF FOOD BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and food and blasted him all over!
Nico threw a snowball at him!
SPLAT! NICE ONE!
Applejack lifted a HUGE SNOWBALL As big as a car!
Applejack: CATCH!
She threw it and it hit Augustus and then...
KRASPLAT!
Qin: WHOA! That is gonna hurt!
Camie: Nice one!
Horsea sucked up some snowballs.
Horsea: Fire!
Maria held her like a machine gun and fired!
SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
They pelted him all over!
Maria: I knew you wanted me to hold you like this
Nico: That was cool!
Me: Lisa you still got that Snowball Bazooka on you?
Lisa Loud: Affirmative.
She pulled it out.
Me: Let her rip!
She fired snowballs at him by the hundreds!
Nico: When did Lisa make that?
Me: Back when we were showing Lisa the fun of a snow day in 2016.
Nico: Oh before I joined you guys.
Me: Before many of us became Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Tracer: (British Accent) As Junkrat would say: Fire in the hole!
She fired energy blasts and blasted him all over!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Tracer: I was actually saying that to Lisa
Lisa Loud: Apologies. But that is great!
Laney: It sure is.
Lisa Loud: But I'll do that with pleasure!
She fired numerous snowballs at him and blasted him
Poliwag spotted some nearby snowballs
Poliwag: Take this!
SWAT!
He swatted them with his tail and pulverized Augustus!
Me: YEAH!
Manaphy got more snowballs
Manaphy threw them and blasted him all over.
Qin: Take that!
Poromon got more snowballs.
Poromon: Take this!
He threw them and bashed Augustus all over!
Sci Twi: Take this one!
She sucked up numerous snowballs with a vacuum and then fired them!
Sci Twi: (ROARS)
She fired numerous snowballs and blasted Augustus all over the place and buried him!
Joe Swanson: I think next time you should bring someone else.
Poromon got more snowballs.
Poromon: Take this!
He threw them and bashed Augustus all over!
Sci Twi: Take this one!
She sucked up numerous snowballs with a vacuum and then fired them!
Sci Twi: (ROARS)
She fired numerous snowballs and blasted Augustus all over the place and buried him!
Joe Swanson: I think next time you should bring someone else.
Sci Twi: Like who?
Joe Swanson: No one I was just reliving a memory of me and Bonnie.
Sci Twi: Oh.
Poromon got on a slingshot and fired and bashed him down.
Qin: Take that!
The mascots each got on a slingshot and fired and bashed him.
Hoppip got on the Slingshot too and fired and bashed him in his face.
Me: Watch this one! This cracked me up! MONKEY STYLE: CYMBAL SMASH FACE!
I formed an energy Cymbal Monkey and grabbed Augustus May Who and shoved his face in between the Cymbals and IT BASHED HIM OVER AND OVER!
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Woody: Reminds me of the monkey who used to work for Lotso
Nico: It sure does!
Qin: That was a really funny one!
Me: Yeah! I saw that in the movie and it was funny!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) That always made me laugh so hard! Swartz loved the Grinch too.
Poromon pecked him!
POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Qin: Take that!
Solaria Harmonia: Either way, he's about to learn a very painful lesson
Suddenly, Solaria Harmonia's magenta eyes turned neon magenta, and she was surrounded by a magenta energy aura with stars, magic, plants, purple fire, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her purple fire sword from her back, and as she approached August May Who, she left magenta energy, stars, magic, plants, purple fire, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Solaria Harmonia: So, everything that I heard from J.D. and Nico was indeed true, you really are a selfish man, but I'd known all about you for years being one of The Three Avatars of Harmony. August May Who, your selfish actions have caused nothing but discord and chaos in Whoville, and you must be taught a powerful lesson: one that you'll never forget.
Suddenly, Solaria Harmonia was surrounded by a massive vortex of magenta energy with stars, magic, plants, and purple fire surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, angels, and Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, and Opaline Arcana flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at August May Who: the red eyes of judgement.
Sunny Starscout: Incredible!
Hailey Harmonia: Too incredible!
Melanie Harmonia: This is it, our sister's going to transform, and August May Who is about to learn a very powerful lesson in friendship.
Then, as the vortex faded, Solaria Harmonia emerged, but she was changed forever.
Solaria Harmonia grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large magenta planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long braided magenta hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon magenta eyes and a magenta energy aura with stars, magic, plants, purple fire, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has The Crest of Harmony emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with magenta iris and the cutie marks of Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, and Opaline Arcana were glowing, she has on Alicorn earrings with magenta gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Magic, Harmony, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with magenta gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Magic, Harmony, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her crimson red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Dragon pendant of her Elemental Dragon Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with magenta crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold flame links and white and gold accented Elemental Dragon Choker of Eternal Love on her neck. Sonata Harmonia has on a sleeveless pink vest, sleeveless pink crop top, pink skirt with The Crest of Harmony on it, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, plants, purple fire, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is The Crest of Harmony and around The Crest of Harmony are Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, Opaline Arcana, and Twilight Sparkle and her friends and surrounded by fire and magic and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a magenta gem with neon glowing magenta lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Solaria Harmonia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive golden yellow angel wings with magenta tips on the large golden yellow feathers and purple fire above them grew much larger for her new body and medium sized golden yellow angel wings with magenta tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive golden yellow angel wings and the tails of Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, and Opaline Arcana also grew larger and longer and they now have magenta tips and magenta markings. Sonata Harmonia has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large magenta gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand with black fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Solaria Harmonia's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of magenta energy, stars, magic, plants, purple fire, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels and when it emerged, it transformed into Solaria Harmonia's Cosmic Eternal Harmonic Legacy Elemental Harmony Defender Alicorn Princess Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmonic Legacy Elemental Harmony Defender Alicorn Princess Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded magenta gems and Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, Opaline Arcana, and Twilight Sparkle and her friends etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large magenta gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the angel faces are The Elements of Harmony and The Unity Stones, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with magenta gems for eyes and large gold Alicorn head with magenta gems for eyes and large magenta gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with magenta gems on her wrists and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Sunny Starscout's head with magenta gems for eyes and a large magenta gem in her mouth for the belt buckle and the gold versions of the heads of Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, Opaline Arcana, and Twilight Sparkle and her friends with colored gems for eyes and large colored gems in their mouths around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a magenta kanji with purple flames surrounding the cutie marks of Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, Opaline Arcana, and Twilight Sparkle and her friends in between the kanji below The Crest of Harmony that said, "Solaria Harmonia, Embodiment, Gene-Slammer and Legacy of Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, and Opaline Arcana, Master of The Powers and Talents of Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, Opaline Arcana, and Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Loving Younger Sister of Hailey and Melanie Harmonia, Future Wife of Nico Chan, Archenemy of Slaanesh the Goddess of Chaos, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Harmony, Magic, Purple Dragon Fire, Alicorns, Phoenixes, Angels, The Elements of Harmony, and The Powers of Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, Opaline Arcana, and Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends"
ソラリア・ハーモニア、エンボディメント、ジーン・スラマーとサニー・スタースカウトの遺産、イジー・ムーンボウ、ジップ・ストーム、ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、ピップ・ペタルズ、ミスティ・ブライトドーン、オパーリン・アルカナ、マスター・オブ・ザ・パワーズ・アンド・タレント・オブ・サニー・スタースカウト、イジー・ムーンボウ、ジップ・ストーム、ヒッチトレイルブレイザー、ピップ・ペタルズ、ミスティ・ブライトドーン、オパーリン・アルカナ、トワイライト・スパークルとその仲間たち、ヘイリーとメラニー・ハーモニアの愛する妹、ニコ・チャンの未来の妻、カオスの女神スラーネッシュの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、ブレイブ宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてハーモニー、マジック、パープルドラゴンファイア、アリコーン、フェニックス、天使、ハーモニーの要素、そしてパワーの達人サニー・スタースカウト、イジー・ムーンボウ、ジップ・ストーム、ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、ピップ・ペタルズ、ミスティ・ブライトドーン、オパーリン・アルカナ、トワイライト・スパークルとその仲間たちの
Solaria Harmonia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LEGACY OF SUNNY STARSCOUT-IZZY MOONBOW-ZIPP STORM-HITCH TRAILBLAZER-PIPP PETALS-MISTY BRIGHTDAWN-OPALINE ARCANA-ALICORN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC HARMONY EQUESTRIAN ELEMENTAL HARMONIAL LEGACY DEFENDER ALICORN PRINCESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COSMIC HARMONY EQUESTRIAN ELEMENTAL HARMONIAL LEGACY DEFENDER ALICORN PRINCESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COSMIC HARMONY EQUESTRIAN ELEMENTAL HARMONIAL LEGACY DEFENDER ALICORN PRINCESS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Solaria Harmonia's Super Angel-Legacy of Sunny Starscout-Izzy Moonbow-Zipp Storm-Hitch Trailblazer-Pipp Petals-Misty Brightdawn-Opaline Arcana-Alicorn-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Nico saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when August May Who saw it, he went mad and got out a bomb to throw at her, but Solaria Harmonia fired a massive barrage of magenta energy, stars, magic, plants, purple fire, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit August May Who and sent him flying into another tree and more snow fell on him, he got back out, and he's now really mad.
Solaria Harmonia: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Harmony Equestrian Elemental Harmonial Legacy Defender Alicorn Princess Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Harmony Equestrian Elemental Harmonial Legacy Defender Alicorn Princess Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, it's high time we teach you a brutal lesson you will never forget.
Me: Before we send you to Vypra.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Alright, it's high-time we teach you a lesson you will never forget, former Mayor.
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Hope you're ready for a repeat of Whoville Christmas Spirit holiday pain, you greedy man.
Lincoln, Solaria Harmonia, and I went after August May Who, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, magenta energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at August May Who, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Solaria Harmonia, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving August May Who even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Solaria Harmonia, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, darkness, and planets at August May Who, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.
Then, Eli got out the hair clipper and he proceeded to give August May Who a really humiliating haircut.
Eli: Uh oh, somebody's (Sing-song voice) Fabulous!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Okay, now that you've gotten another haircut, time to send you on your way.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy straitjacket which tied up August May Who and sent him to The Masters of Evil. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Solaria Harmonia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, longer Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Misty Brightdawn, and Opaline Arcana tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large magenta planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive golden yellow angel wings and medium sized golden yellow angel wings underneath are permanent.
Me: Now, that's what I call awesome holiday action!
Nico: You said it.
Melanie Harmonia: And our sister transformed and taught him a painful lesson, nice one.
Hailey Harmonia: You said it. Plus, we know you guys are also planning on your future weddings.
Me: That's right. Plus, we'll be increasing security around the chapel.
Nico: Yeah, we can't have any musclebound thugs of our resident jerks coming, and we've also got to keep an eye out for any old enemies of ours looking to get revenge on me and J.D. for ruining them in the past.
Lincoln: That's one thing you guys don't want.
Poromon: Yeah, that's one thing we don't want, along with someone trying to ruin it to slake his thirst for...!
Sebastian Mendez: Poromon, cut it out already!
Me: We already knew it was Lord Zedd's doing from long ago he was even more malevolent and even more worse than ever, but that doesn't mean you can still find ways to blame him.
Poromon: You'll see, you'll all see, we'll gather evidence of whatever crimes Sebastian has up his sleeves.
Poromon and Poliwag: And you will all know the truth! (LAUGHING CRAZILY)
Eli: Yikes, they've really gone cuckoo.
Sebastian glared angrily at them, and that scared them so bad, they turned white and ran into Nico's hair to hide.
Lincoln: We better keep an eye on Poromon and Poliwag in the days leading to the future wedding before it turns into a huge roadside fist fight.
Nico: Poromon and Poliwag will no doubt strike first at Sebastian, but Sebastian with his nasty temper and rage problems will strike back, so we'll keep a close eye on him.
Ben: Hmm. Let me see if I can turn into Magica.
He scrolled through his aliens and he saw that he doesn't have an Anodite form.
Ben: Aw no I can't!
Me: Hey no sweat Ben. Maybe your grandmother can allow you to do that.
Nico: Nice job, Butterfree!
Butterfree: Thanks Nico. That was fun.
Poromon: It sure was. Want some beer?
Butterfree: No thanks. I drink Eggnog and Brandy.
Me: Ooh like it rich.
Poromon: Good enough. We made lots of eggnog.
Qin: Yeah.
Poliwag did Puppy Eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Sebastian Mendez: Yeah.
Me: Sebastian if I may?
Sebastian Mendez: What's wrong?
Me: I know the mascots and Nico don't like you but I think you need to face your past and have them forgive you. It's time to let it go.
Sebastian Mendez: You're right.
Me: Nico it's time for you and the mascots and Qin and friends to let go of whatever bad things Sebastian did to you all in the past.
Before anymore could be said, Verdona appeared
Verdona: I heard someone call.
Ben Tennyson: Grandma!
Gwen Tennyson: Hello Grandma.
Verdona: Hello kids.
Sunny Tennyson: How have you been?
Verdona: Great Sunny and it's good to see you all again.
Me: You too Verdona.
While no one was looking, Gatomon was pouring salt on Mevya
Me: I saw that Gatomon!
Kari Kamiya: Gatomon! Stop that!
Me: Wait. What's that?
I saw something on Gatomon.
Me: Hold still Gatomon.
I grabbed something off of Gatomon and it was a chip.
Me: A chip! What the?
I looked at it with my Data Eyes and saw that it was a CRAVING CHIP! It was a Craving Chip Programed with a huge Tom and Jerry Craving for Mevya!
Me: This is a Craving Chip! This is making Gatomon crave Mevya!
Gatomon: That explains it!
Me: But I wonder how this got there!
Gatomon: I just couldn't help myself!
Me: Even though you are a Digimon Cat you still got to show respect for your friends.
Mevya: Yeah and Gatomon I don't taste as good as Earth Fish.
Gatomon: I'm sorry, Mevya.
Mevya: It's okay Gatomon.
Gatomon: Awesome.
Me: Lets see. Wait a second.
I looked at it further and saw that it was made by Incognito Laboratories!
Me: Incognito Laboratories!
Lisa Loud: (GASP) Sweet Science Laws gone Wrong!
Me: Must've been a dormant experiments.
Nico: Yeah. Good thing we destroyed it.
Me: Yep.
I crushed the chip and destroyed it.
Me: Never again.
Mevya: You can lick if you want proof that I won't taste good
Gatomon: Okay.
Gatomon did so and then...
SQUISH LOW HONK!
Gatomon: YUCK! THAT TASTES AWFUL!
Mevya: See?
Gatomon: I don't know why I thought you would taste good! You need a shower!
Mevya: I guess it has been a while.
Poromon: (laughs) Careful what you wish for!
Me: Yeah. Anyway back to what I was saying about Sebastian.
Nico: I'll think about it.
Me: Okay.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: I know it'll take time but you need to stop this grudge on Sebastian. It'll hurt you guys.
Nico: You're right. We'll give him a chance to prove himself.
Qin: Yeah.
Lisa Loud: Also we'll need to check him for more chips.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: But he better not make us regret this!
Me: You won't. We'll look him over and watch him. But Nico I got this hunch. I have a feeling that many of your old enemies including some of the mascots enemies WANTED to make Sebastian into a monster. So they put chips in him that MAKE him do all that stuff.
Nico: HMM! You may be onto something there. I'm ordering you to run a full battery of tests on Sebastian later on. In the coming week.
Lisa Loud: Affirmative.
Nico: Starting later.
Me: Right now we got other things to do.
Qin: Like the Anothers for starters.
Eli: Lets see. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We got Another Koyo Ozaki (Bungo Stray Dogs), The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage).
WE GASPED!
Qin: WHOA! Looks like we're having bear steaks for lunch.
Nico: Bear is really tough meat.
Me: If the people of Finland like it then maybe we will too.
Lana: I'll eat the Another Shelob.
Me: EW!
Nico: Um... Who's up?
Me: Haruto, Cheryl Velarrian, Maria Mysterio, Serenity Dunames, Haliya Yastrzhembsky and Emily Bathory.
Qin: Nice!
Me: This will be awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: Yeah!
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Koyo are 3 people.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: THERE THEY ARE!
Out came ANOTHER The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage)!
Me: This will be good!
Camie: Yep!
But then we smelled the beautiful scent of roses.
Me: (Sniffs) Ooh I smell roses.
Eli: Pretty.
Another Chaos: (In a girls voice) Yeah it's me.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
They merged and split into 3 figures. 1 was a girl with red hair and red eyes and red clothes and had red rose angel wings and had a tiara with the Rose Dopant Symbol on it and on her skirt and had a rose sword. The 2nd girl had red and orange hair and red eyes and fire angel wings and had orange and red clothes and had the symbol of the Phoenix (Wizard) Dopant, a Dopant for Wizard, on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had Phoenix's sword. And the 3rd girl had black hair and purple eyes and had a nasty burn on her left cheek over 25% of her face and covered it with a mask and she had black clothes and a tiara with the symbol of the Phantom Dopant on it and on her skirt and she had black angel wings and a scythe in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Rhoda Rose, Susan Phoenix and Carmen Phantom!
Nico: The Embodiments of the Rose, Wizard Phoenix and Phantom Dopants right?
Rhoda Rose: That's right. Awesome to see you again J.D.
Carmen Phantom: Same here.
Lincoln: Why are you wearing a mask?
Carmen Phantom: Oh this is why.
She took it off and showed that part of her face was horribly scarred and disfigured.
Laney: OOH! That is a bad burn!
Me: Yeah she got burned in a fire and it left part of her face severely scarred and horribly disfigured.
Nico: OUCH!
Qin: That must've been really painful!
Carmen Phantom: It was. I look like the Phantom from Phantom of the Opera. One of my favorite operas by the way.
Me: Mine too. The Phantom got severely burned in a fire like that. And he had to wear a mask too.
May: Can we fix it?
Me: Let me do that.
I went over to her and my hand glowed blue and I put it on her and healed her up.
Me: Take a look.
I showed a mirror and she was better!
Carmen Phantom: I have my beautiful face back! After all this time.
Me: I know Carmen. I'm sorry that happened.
Carmen Phantom: It's okay but thank you.
Me: Anytime.
Susan Phoenix: That was awesome.
Haruto: Boy it sure was! Also we never met a Dopant for Phoenix before. That is amazing!
Me: It sure is. He put up an amazing battle. By the way is the Another Koyo Ozaki friendly or hostile?
Susan Phoenix: Friendly and she is an incredibly hot one.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this girls.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Lana, Timon and Pumbaa ate the Another Shelob and we turned the Another Grizzly into bear steaks.
We cooked the bear steaks.
Me: I learned how to cook Bear steaks like this from a Finland Chef. It's really interesting.
Nico: That is cool!
We then got to eating.
Poromon ate a steak.
Poromon: (Eating) Mmm!
Me: (Eating) It's tough but tastes like steaks.
Nico: Wow!
We cooked the bear steaks.
Me: I learned how to cook Bear steaks like this from a Finland Chef. It's really interesting.
Nico: That is cool!
We then got to eating.
Poromon ate a steak.
Poromon: (Eating) Mmm!
Me: (Eating) It's tough but tastes like steaks.
Nico: Wow!
Poromon: That's weird.
Me: WHEW! Man did it get hot.
Nico: Yeah. From her!
We saw ANOTHER KOYO OZAKI!
Me: WHEW! Man Another Koyo is infernal hot!
Nico: She doesn't have fire powers does she?
Another Koyo: No but my true self does.
Lincoln: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with orange and red hair and red eyes and had orange and yellow and red clothes and had fire angel wings and the symbol of the Volcanic Monsters in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a volcano sword.
Lincoln: Vanya Volcanic!
Me: The Avatar of the Volcanic Monsters?
Lincoln: Yep. Let me introduce you. This is Vanya Volcanic, Avatar of The Volcanic Duel Monsters, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful fire angel and has a very massive power over fire, and she's more than once burned Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of my enemies on the butt leaving them with a nasty case of butt burn. I made her a lava sword, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips, and as a result, I promised that when he comes of age, that I would marry Vanya along with the rest of my harem. But, out of all of my enemies, the one person she despises is Flip, the reason why is because he conned her family out of all their money, and because of it, it drove her mother to kill herself and her father suffered a mental breakdown and was committed to a nuthouse for life. That filled Vanya with so much anger and hatred towards Flip, that she vowed that she would make that mutant pay with his life!
WE GASPED!
Me: Flip you stupid mutant!
Nico: Now I REALLY Wish we could kill you tomorrow! But we can't!
Qin: That mutant Tightwad!
Kaito: (gets out Kyoryuger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out ToQger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Dino Charge blaster and Zocks got a Rail Sword.
Vanya Volcanic: What else? To get revenge on Flip for ruining my family!
Qin: That we can do but at a later date.
Me: We have him being used as humiliation fodder right now and everyone wants him dead.
Sougo (gets out Dino Charge Ridewatch): You don't need to worry about Flip.
Geiz (gets out ToQger Ridewatch): The time to kill him is coming very soon.
Sougo got DinoChargeRedArnor while Geiz got out ToQ1gouArmor
Me: Just give it a few more days.
Vanya Volcanic: Okay.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
We did so and the heat was gone.
Qin: There! That's better.
We were ready.
Nico: (Gets out Koyo Ozaki's ridewatch) This will be fun!
May: (Gets out Shelob's ridewatch) Time to web you up!
Maria: (Gets out Evil Killer Frost's ridewatch) Time for you to freeze!
Cheryl Velarrian: (Gets out The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang Ridewatch) Lets flavor it up!
They used the powers of Koyo Ozaki (Bungo Stray Dogs), The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage) and blasted the another.
Me: (Gets out Chaos (Primal Rage) Ridewatch) I've always wanted to try this one.
I activated it and released a dark green fart cloud and it hit the Another and she had a nasty seizure!
Nico: I don't know when but I promise Flip will die somewhere in December!
Me: Okay!
Then Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud came.
Nico: Whoa! Nice team Saturn.
Commander Saturn: It sure is.
Qin: Nice!
Vanya: You swear Flip is gonna die in December?
Nico: I'll try and see if you can have first crack at him before everyone else
Vanya: Thank you.
Me: Good.
Joe Swanson: I want him dead as much as anyone else does.
Qin: Yeah.
?: We all do.
Infinity Mijinion came!
Me: Infinity Mijinion! Whoa!
Infinity Mijinion: (In a girls voice) I hate that mutant.
Nico: Irena Mijinion!? Whoa!
Irena Mijinion: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of energy and blasted the Another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Qin: Take that!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had a purple bikini and had blue angel wings and had a jellyfish in front of the Infinity symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Irena Mijinion: That was awesome!
Ed: What does Mijinion mean?
Me: Oh they are a small plankton called a Daphnia.
Nico: REALLY? That is cool!
Qin: It sure is.
Me: This is what they look like.
I showed one on a hologram.
Daphnia is a genus of small planktonic crustaceans, 0.2–6.0 mm (0.01–0.24 in) in length. Daphnia are members of the order Anomopoda, and are one of the several small aquatic crustaceans commonly called water fleas because their saltatory swimming style resembles the movements of fleas. Daphnia spp. live in various aquatic environments ranging from acidic swamps to freshwater lakes and ponds.
The two most commonly found species of Daphnia are D. pulex (small and most common) and D. magna (large). They are often associated with a related genus in the order Cladocera: Moina, which is in the Moinidae family instead of the Daphniidae, and is much smaller than D. pulex (roughly half the maximum length).
Nico: WHOA! That is interesting.
Rarity: It sure is. Lets get you some warm clothes darling.
Rarity and the fashion brigade gave Irena new blue and purple clothes.
Irena Mijinion: Wow! I look cool.
Maria: You sure do.
Ed: I was just wondering.
Nico: I didn't know those existed.
Me: Me neither until I read about them.
Qin: Cool.
Me: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Irena Mijinion: When me and Nico went down to the bottom of the Puerto Rico trench and found a huge treasure there.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Pirate ship treasure long thought to have been lost.
Qin: That is amazing.
Lola: It sure is!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Irena hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Irena Mijinion: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Bikini Bottom, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: Ultimara Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon, has been sighted, and we're going to take him down and send him to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Bikini Bottom, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: Ultimara Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon, has been sighted, and we're going to take him down and send him to The Masters of Evil.
Nico: So, we're facing the evil version of The Crimson Dragon, huh? This should be interesting.
Me: You said it.
Haruto: Facing the evil version of The Crimson Dragon will be a challenge alright.
Lincoln: But, we've dealt with many challenging villains before, this is going to be another challenge we'll overcome.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long light blue hair and dark blue headband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a light blue sleeveless crop top, necklace with a blue gem for the pendant, light blue skirt, light blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lightning, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Hieratic Dragon of Su, holstered on her back is a massive light greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the twelve girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Ariana Abner, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Su.
Ariana Abner: That's right, and I rescued the girls from the evil version of The Crimson Dragon.
Suddenly, we heard a roar and we saw Ultimara Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon, heading right for us.
Sylvester: Now, all we got to do is take this dark Crimson Dragon down.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And send him to The Masters of Evil. Let's get him.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Haruto's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Ultimara Tzolkin, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast that hits Ultimara Tzolkin, and sent him flying to The Masters of Evil via a portal Lincoln opened up. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: And with that, we've sent the evil version of The Crimson Dragon to The Masters of Evil. (To Ariana Abner) And it's so good to see you again, Ariana.
Ariana Abner: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Ariana Abner wrapped her arms around Lincoln's neck and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and then all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Ariana Abner was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Ariana Abner: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Ariana Abner's waist and hugged her, and Ariana Abner is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ariana Abner: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Ariana Abner, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Su, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Light. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Su, and she has powerful lightning powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Su. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the light magic sorcerer of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Ariana and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Ariana would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of light. Lincoln made her a powerful light greatsword, and to show her thanks, Ariana kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Nico: Just like we heard yesterday, and we'd already sent Yami Marik and Dark Bakura to The Black Gates.
Ariana Abner: Good, those two were monsters.
Lincoln: Absolute monsters is the word I call them, and now that you're here, Ariana.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Ariana Abner in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Ariana Abner: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Ariana Abner with light blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and light blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Ariana Abner: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ariana Abner.
Ariana Abner had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Ariana Abner's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Ariana Abner had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw the twelve girls, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Bronte Shirley Shindo, Izumi Okawara, Kaoru Tsukigase, Minaho Ootori, Minamo Ootori, Natsumi Kyuhoji, and Sara from Oppai Gakuen Marching Band Bu! and Liliane Royer, Celestia Wordsworth, Elise Heinzel, Fiore De Sanctis, and Paula from Princess Crisis.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Bronte Shirley Shindo, Izumi Okawara, Kaoru Tsukigase, Minaho Ootori, Minamo Ootori, Natsumi Kyuhoji, and Sara from Oppai Gakuen Marching Band Bu! and Liliane Royer, Celestia Wordsworth, Elise Heinzel, Fiore De Sanctis, and Paula from Princess Crisis.
Nicole: So, those are the girls who got caught in the path of the evil version of The Crimson Dragon.
Lincoln: Thank goodness Ariana got them away from him. Are you girls okay?
Bronte Shirley Shindo: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Bronte Shirley Shindo and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Ultimara Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Liliane Royer: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Izumi Okawara: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Bronte Shirley Shindo, Izumi Okawara, Kaoru Tsukigase, Minaho Ootori, Minamo Ootori, Natsumi Kyuhoji, Sara, Liliane Royer, Celestia Wordsworth, Elise Heinzel, Fiore De Sanctis, and Paula with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Ultimara Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating him down and Lincoln firing an energy blast that hit him and sent him to The Masters of Evil, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Ariana Abner have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so you guys took down the evil version of The Crimson Dragon?! Yikes!
Lincoln: He was definitely powerful alright, but now, while we have The Crimson Dragon as part of the team, The Masters of Evil now have the evil version of The Crimson Dragon.
Nico: That's fair, Lincoln.
Me: You said it.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down Ultimara Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon and sent him to The Masters of Evil, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ariana Abner saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Ariana Abner: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ariana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Ariana Abner: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Ariana Abner: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, the alarm rang, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was a clone of Dark Lynn and she was causing mass destruction on a wild rampage.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THAT A CLONE OF DARK LYNN?!
Nico: Yep.
MONSTROUSLY LOUD BELCH!
Lincoln: There's no mistaking that monstrously loud belch and the smell of her sweaty pits from anywhere. Let's head out there and take that stupid gorilla down.
We flew out of The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired waves of rainbow energy and elements at Dark Lynn and they hit her hard, and when we landed and she saw Lincoln, she went absolutely ballistic and roared like an animal and beat her chest like a gorilla.
Lincoln: You just don't even know when to quit, do you, you filthy animal.
Suddenly, we saw a golden energy aura surround Lincoln.
Eli: Hey, is he planning on turning her into a gold statue?
Me: No, he isn't, Eli. Something's up alright, this isn't like using the Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse or The King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse.
Nico: (Gasps) Wait a second, that gold energy aura, you've seen it around me, Kakarot, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Pan whenever we transform into our Super Saiyan forms, and Lincoln did absorb the evil version of Vegeta, Broly, the Universe 666 versions of Kakarot, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and the Saiyans, along with that arrogant Mirror Nico and he made all of their powers and abilities his.
Luna: And I remembered your words saying that if our bro has access to the Super Saiyan transformations.
Me: And how I'd be (GULPS) proven right.
Then, we saw the image of a Golden Great Ape form from the gold energy aura surrounding Lincoln, and then, lights burst out and a massive pillar of gold energy erupted from Lincoln.
We had sunglasses on protecting our eyes, but as for Sebastian, he roared demonically and he covered his eyes with his right arm to protect him from the blinding lights like he's a vampire. Then, the lights faded and the dust settled, we saw Lincoln emerge, but we were stunned by what we saw: Lincoln's long wild white hair that went down to the bottom of his neck grew and it resembles Goku's hair when he transforms into Super Saiyan 4 and his arms and most of his upper body except for his chest and abs were covered in crimson red fur and his tattoos were glowing, and he has gold dragon tattoos around his arms, he has a red outline over his eyes, his eleven massive and long white wolf tails turned crimson red except for the rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
Me: WHOA! What the! Lincoln, is that you?! What on Earth?
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) Sorry this had to come as a shock and surprise to you and everyone, J.D., and everything you said about me acquiring all of the powers and abilities of the evil version of Master Vegeta, Broly, the Universe 666 versions of Master Goku, Master Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and the Saiyans, along with that arrogant Mirror Nico are indeed true.
Lincoln's harem had an extreme atomic blush on their faces.
Lily the Mermaid: (In Heaven) Just when we thought he couldn't get any more manlier and even more attractive!
Dark Lynn clone: I'LL KILL YOU, STINKOLN!
The Dark Lynn clone belched as she charged at Lincoln on all fours and growling like a dog.
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) Heh, seriously? Charging at me on all fours again?
Lincoln dodged with incredible superhuman agility and avoided the Dark Lynn clone's attack.
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) I always knew you were a wild animal, but you just never learn your lesson as it goes in one ear and out the other and you always listen with your butt and not your mind or heart. Well, if you want to resort to using brute force, fine. But, I'm not giving an animal like you any mercy because you deserve none.
Lincoln charged at the Dark Lynn clone and he was brutally thrashing her with such incredible superhuman strength as he punched, kicked, and karate chopped her all over the place.
Nico: Holy crap! Lincoln's really giving it to that filthy animal!
Me: That dumb moron's been asking for it for seven years.
Then, Lincoln punched the Dark Lynn clone hard in the stomach and caused her to belch out massive tons of blood, and then, he did tons of rapid fast punches and kicks to the Dark Lynn clone's entire body and she wound up getting tons of black and blue marks.
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) Just so you know, that was for all the times you've beaten me up and tried to kill me by yourself.
Dark Lynn Clone: (ROARS)
Then, Lincoln kicked the Dark Lynn clone hard into the air.
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) And that was for all the times you've tried to kill my Guardian Angels!
Then, Lincoln charged at the Dark Lynn clone.
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) This is for conspiring with Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to try and kill me and for beating up Paula, Polly, and Margo in the past!
Lincoln dealt a two-handed downward punch to the Dark Lynn clone's head and sent her flying down to the ground, and Lincoln flew down and right after her, and he charged up a Negative Karma Ball.
Lincoln: (Deeper Voice) And this is for using fear to control my parents and force Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily to join your damn Hive Mind and leave me all alone!
Lincoln fired the Negative Karma Ball at the Dark Lynn clone and it exploded and destroyed her and she was sent to The Black Gates forever. We were really amazed by what Lincoln did as the crimson red fur covering his arms and most of his upper and lower body disappeared along with the gold dragon tattoos covering his arms and red outline of his eyes and his eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails changed back to white and we cheered wildly as we returned home and continued our workouts.
Me: Oh man, Lincoln, that was so awesome!
Nico: And you proved J.D. right, what we saw was your Super Saiyan 4 form, but with some added features like the gold dragon tattoos and glowing tattoos.
Luna: Dude, you really thrashed that Dark Lynn clone brutally.
Lincoln: That animal's been asking for it for seven years, and it felt good thrashing her once again.
Eli: Remind me never to mess with you.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy are heading to Gelato Beach. But, they're not going alone, Ed Cowart and his harem are also joining in as well.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Ed Cowart snapped his fingers, and the 7'5" dark brown-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular man's dressed in a large dark blue speedo with Cerberus and phoenix surrounded by dark blue fire and stars on it and dark blue flames coming off the speedo, sandals, his jewelry, and accessories, gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Cattleya, Nabiki Tendo, Aosaka Natsumi, Konami Hatano, Chiwa Amano Chiwa, Shino Ebizuka, Sana Kaizu, Yuno Kawakami, Wakana Shimazu, Wako Agemaki Wako, Atari Kou, Sarina Endou, Kei Madoka, Ruri Makina, Keito Nichi, Midori Okamoto, Sakana-Chan, Simone Aragon, Kinu Fukushima, Sarasa Honda, Asa Katou, Rinzu Kuroda, Momen Sanada, Sumi Ichijouji, Rasha, Saten, and Sophia are dressed in two-piece bikinis, sandals, jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Universe 666 Darcy: Wow, so this is Gelato Beach. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Darcy, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Ed Cowart: You got it.
Lincoln, Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy along with Ed Cowart and his harem dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him and Ed Cowart's harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Ed Cowart lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells he summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And Ed Cowart made clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to his harem and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and the girls placed their hands on the massive pecs of Ed Cowart and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs, same with Ed Cowart.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you and Ed really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...
Ed Cowart: (In Heaven) SO AWESOME!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Nico: And it's been a long while since you've gone on a double-date with Lincoln and his harem, Ed.
Ed Cowart: It sure has, but it was so awesome.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Icy, Universe 666 Stormy, and Universe 666 Darcy, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
It was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.
Nico: Next is Cloud Kingdom for Round 2.
Me: Nice!
Qin: Yeah!
Scott Truman: Me and TJ will go with.
Nico: Okay then.
They went into the simulator and it activated and they were in Cloud Kingdom!
Nico: Here we are.
Scott Truman: Nice.
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: Well you guys are going to like the next baddie you'll face here.
Nico: Really?
Nicole: Yep. He should be coming right... about... now!
They heard a moo and saw FREAKAZOID'S ENEMY LONGHORN!
Nico: Longhorn!
Scott Truman: This guy is gonna be tough!
Nico: Hi there!
Longhorn: I'm going to ram you down and smash your head off!
Nico: I'm going to turn you into steaks!
TJ: Anyone got a red hot branding iron?
Nico pulled out a red cape!
(SPANISH BULLFIGHTING MUSIC PLAYS)
Nico: HA HA TORO TORO
Longhorn then charged at Nico and then Longhorn hit the cape!
KRABLANG!
HE HIT AN ANVIL THAT WAS BEHIND THE CAPE!
Nico: OLE!
Longhorn was really pissed now!
Scott Truman: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
TJ: SHIFT INTO TURBO!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: How about this too!
Nico threw a RED HOT BRANDING IRON! He ducked and It flew back and then...
SIZZLE!
LONGHORN LET OUT A SCREAMING MOO!
On his butt was something! It said PROPERTY OF SAIKO VALLIERE!
Scott: Who's Saiko?
Me: She's Drakus' friend that just joined us.
Nico: Yep.
Scott: Oh right I forgot about that.
Nico: No worries.
TJ did a bring it on gesture
Longhorn mooed!
?: (ECHOING) ICE PHANTOM!
A wave of blue fire hit Longhorn and froze his legs to the ground!
Out came BlueMeramon and a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and blue clothes and she had blue angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of Burst Man on it.
Me: BlueMeramon!
Nico: WHOA!
Brianna Burst: And Brianna Burst - Embodiment of Burst Man.
BlueMeramon: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Alice Blue Mera!? Whoa!
BlueMeramon: Yep. Good to see you.
Scott: Been a while Brianna!
TJ: You're looking great.
Brianna Burst: You too Scott and TJ. Been a while
Nico: (gets out Piedmon and Koyo Ozaki's Ridewatches) Time for this clown to get his swords out!
Nico activated them and threw a bunch of swords!
TJ and Scott fired waves of energy and blasted Longhorn all over.
Alice Blue Mera reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had blue flaming angel wings and had blue clothes and BlueMeramon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had a blue fire sword and had a tattoo in the shape of the kanji for Blue on her arm.
Alice Blue Mera: This will be good. COLD FLAME!
She fired blue fireballs and blasted Longhorn and froze his horns.
Brianna Burst fired bombs and they hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down and gave the white flag of surrender.
Nico and team got more Power Moons!
Nico: Awesome!
Scott: YEAH!
They all high five
Nico: How did you meet Scott and TJ?
Brianna Burst: I met Scott and the RPM team when they were battling Heat Bot the first time. He put up one helluva fight and I helped them defeat him by blowing him to smithereens before he grew giant by Venjix.
Nico: WHOA! That is amazing.
Scott: Those bombs she has are awesome.
Brianna Burst: Yep. And I met TJ when he and his team were battling Mad Mike the Pizza Chef and he turned me into a Ghost Pepper Pizza. I couldn't stop myself from eating myself. I tasted good.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: That is funny.
Brianna Burst: Yeah it sure was. I let out a massive blast of fire from my mouth and incinerated him into ashes.
Nico: That is awesome!
TJ: Yeah she loves nuclear hot spicy food.
Nico: That is cool!
Alice Blue Mera: It sure is!
Scott: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Alice Blue Mera: Mine is where me and Nico were over in Antarctica and we found an amazing treasure buried under the ice in an ice cave. It was really amazing.
Nico: That was cool. We found a hidden crystal temple there.
Nicole: WHOA! That is amazing!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Alice hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Alice Blue Mera: Same here.
Nico: Would you both like to join us?
Brianna Burst: We would be honored.
They left and we cheered for them.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Later we saw the macvots doing something.
Mandy Edgarton: What are you guys doing?
Poromon: Building our own duel decks.
Poliwag: Yeah this will be awesome!
Jaden: Sweet! Can me and my fellow Duelist's help you out?
Manaphy: Sure.
They got to helping them out.
Patrick: What cards do you have so far?
Poromon: I picked ones for Fire Princess and burn powers.
Poliwag: Water and fish for me.
Manaphy: Angels of legends for me.
Horsea: Sea Serpents and water for me too.
Tentacool: Plants for me.
Jirachi: Insects for me.
Hoppip: Fairies for me.
Jaden: Sweet choices.
Alexis: They sure are.
Crumplezone: These are good choices
Poromon: Thanks.
We got them done
Wideload: There! Your decks are all done
Poromon: Yep.
Manaphy: they sure are!
Nico: What do you guys think?
Jaden: They look great!
Alexis: They sure do.
Poromon: We agree with them.
Nico: Yeah.
Shego: Do you guys have any Fusion monsters?
Poromon: Yep.
They showed us Charubin the Fire Knight, Roaring Ocean Snake and many more.
Qin: Awesome choices.
Poromon: We even have Polymerization.
Me: Good thinking.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was notorious robber and thief, Gary Riley, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble as the vision orb vanished.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and I hope you guys are ready for one ice-cold battle: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than notorious robber and thief, Gary Riley, and he's causing havoc.
WE GASPED!
Ed Cowart: Hey, I've heard of him, he's a notorious robber and thief who's robbed tons of banks and people, and he's wanted in ten states because of his rampage. Plus, I've been after that asshole for years, but he's gotten away and he gave me the finger before he ran off.
Nico: What?! That motherfucking pissant, I'm gonna punch his brains out!
Me: Save some for the rest of us.
Ed Cowart: I'm never going to let that pissant get away, he and the rest of his gang are going straight to prison, but not before we break his limbs.
Nico: Now, you're talking. Let's get going and kick that jerk's butt.
Lincoln: If there's one thing we can't stand, it's a thief and a robber running loose in the city.
Nico: And I know the perfect trap for him. We'll use our new bullet train for him.
Me: We built it. It's part of our new Vacuum Tube Intercontinental Rail System.
Camie: COOL!
Xenia: Yep.
We went to the surface and showed our brand new station for it.
Me: There it is. Welcome to the Phoenix Intercontinental Railway.
Qin: WOW!
We saw an awesome fast bullet train system inside a huge vacuum tube system.
Nico: WOW! This is amazing!
Me: Check it out.
I showed the routes and they went ALL OVER the world.
Nico: WOW! That is amazing! It goes all over the world.
Me: Yep.
The previous group came.
Carmen Dillo: That is amazing that you guys built this.
Qin: It sure is guys.
INSTIGATOR: Can me, Kaos, Vreedle Brothers, Carmen Dillo, El Oso, Tchang Zu, Duff Killigan, Metal Sonic, Leap Frog and Gramma Stuffum go with you guys?
Octagon: And those are nice Duel Decks.
Poromon: Thanks!
Nico: And yes you all can come with us.
Kaos: Awesome!
Carmen Dillo: How fast does this train go?
Me: 5,000 miles per hour. This thing can go all the way around the world in 4 hours.
Nico: WHOA! That is amazing!
Qin: Yep. The tube is like a giant Vacuum Tube and it's a perfect vacuum.
Eli: Amazing!
Ed Cowart: It's perfect for our trap for him. Here's my plan.
It was to use our own car as our base of operations. And he will go after the high class passengers in their car. When that happens we get him.
Nico: I like it!
Poison Ivy: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Tornado Tonion next.
Qin: Windy!
Xenia: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than a clone of The Ox (Marvel), and he's coming here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to a clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox, and he's coming here to destroy us.
We gasped.
Me: Raymond Bloch, I've heard of him, he was a member of the Enforcers, and he's really strong, but not bright.
Camila Parker: That reminded me of Lynn when her Dark Side came out. And I heard Vypra recruited Bloch into The Masters of Evil, but someone made a clone of him to kill us.
Lincoln: Right, and we can only guess the jerk behind it: Flip.
Nico: That miserable goddamn moron, when we face him, I hope you and your family tear that mutant to pieces. Alright, team, let's go, we're heading out to face Gary Riley.
Lincoln: And send him to prison, and once we get done with him, you're next, clone of Raymond Bloch.
Camila Parker: You better be ready, you lumbering ox, we're beating you down and sending you to The Black Gates.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us got on the train and headed out to the city to take down Gary Riley and send him to prison, and once we do that, Lincoln and Camila Parker along with me are going to destroy the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox.
The train was off!
ZOOM!
It was going really fast!
Nico: WHOA!
Lola: Look how fast we're going!
Ed Cowart: Wow! No kidding!
In less than 20 minutes we were already on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean!
El Oso: (Spanish Accent) Look at the view!
Xenia: So many amazing fish!
Camie: Wow!
Eli: Look how fast we're going though!
Lola: Yeah no kidding! It's amazing how we got to this spot this quickly!
Varie: It sure is amazing.
Me: The train is on a Maglev Train Rail. This track uses no wheels. It's all magnetic levitation.
Nico: That is amazing.
Lea: Might as well get comfy while waiting
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Boy this amazing that you built this. Now we can see much of the entire planet in a 6th of a day.
Qin: Yep.
Me: And people can go all over the world in seconds or minutes.
Nico: Where did you get the idea for this?
Me: I saw it on a documentary about the Transcontinental Railroad. It's a rail system that goes through the Atlantic Ocean. But to build that would cost $12,000,000,000,000.00
Qin: WHOA! But that's just small change compared to what we have.
Me: Exactly. With the kind of money we got it was all done easily.
Qin: Wow! I remember there's also a book about it from Jules Vernes.
Me: That's right! It was Jules Vernes book The Transcontinental Railroad that gave rise to it.
Qin: That is cool.
Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) Any food here?
A food lady came. It was Inga Bittersweet!
Inga Bittersweet: Anything off the food cart boss?
Me: Oh sure.
Nico: Inga Bittersweet? You now work on the new train system?
Inga Bittersweet: I sure do dear. I'm now food server for the train.
Mary Knudson: I gave her a promotion from the Prison Cafeteria Worker to the Phoenix Railroad Currier.
Nico: That is cool.
I gave her some money and we got snacks. They were the Wizarding World snacks.
Me: Also the pay is good for her too.
Qin: Nice.
Venom: Any chocolate?
Me: Chocolate Frogs too.
Ron Weasley: (British Accent) All right!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Cool!
Ron Weasley: It's the cards you want.
Me: I remember these.
I opened one and the frog came alive and it hopped and I ate it.
CHOMP!
Me: Mmm!
Nico: Cool!
I looked at the card I got and it was Salazar Slytherin.
Me: Salazar Slytherin.
Nico: Not surprising there.
Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) I've got one for my ancestor Rowena Ravenclaw.
Nico: That one is perfect for you Renee.
Sakura Knudson: I got one for Bertie Bott, the creator of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans.
Me: Those are awesome.
Helena Hufflepuff: (British Accent) I got a card for my ancestor Helga Hufflepuff.
Nico: That one is perfect for you Helena.
Me: Yep.
Selene Slytherin: (British Accent) I got one for my ancestor Salazar Slytherin. Even though I hate him he still is my ancestor.
Me: True.
Elizabeth Gryffindor: (British Accent) And I got one for my ancestor Godric Gryffindor.
Me: That's cool girls. You all got one for your ancestors.
Metal Sonic: Scanning for any sign of Gary.
He scanned the train.
Me: Which card did you get Nico?
Nico: I got one for Harry Potter. Look.
He showed us a card for him.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Wow! A card for me. I'm truly honored.
Nico: Yeah!
Laney: I had a feeling.
Lola: Look at this one. Garrick Ollivander.
Me: That's the Store Owner of Ollivander's Wands in Diagon Alley.
Camie: Wow!
Gramma Stuffum: I'll add my own food to the mix
Nico: Cool!
We got burgers and fries and more.
Taylor Earhart: Now this one is cool. Jocunda Sykes.
Hermione Granger: (British Accent) She was the first to fly over the Atlantic Ocean on a broomstick back in 1915.
Me: Wow! Like Amelia Earhart but with a Broomstick.
Nico: That is really cool that she did that.
Me: Yeah.
Lily: Look at this one. Circe.
Me: The legendary Sorceress of Greek Myth.
Wonder Woman: And one of my archenemies.
Me: I didn't know she was famous in the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter: That is surprising.
Brittney: Look at mine. Morgan Le Fay.
Me: The legendary Dark Sorceress.
Qin: We faced her many times before.
Sakura Knudson: Boy I heard all about that. That was awesome.
Lola: It sure was.
Lucy Loud: GASP! Look here.
We saw one for Count Vlad Drakul.
Me: Count Vlad Drakul? The father of Vlad the Impaler?
Nico: That is a wicked one. I didn't know Vampires were part of the wizarding world.
Brittney: Well for centuries people believed that vampires were masters of dark magic too.
Lucy Loud: She's right on that one.
Qin: That is cool that Vampires are part of the wizarding world lore.
Teresa: Let's see what I got.
She got a card for Devlin Whitehorn.
Teresa: Devlin Whitehorn.
Hermione: The founder of the Nimbus Racing Broom company.
Qin: Wow! That is cool.
Me: Interesting.
Nico: Wonder why no dark wizards are shown in the Chocolate Frogs cards.
Me: Probably because they did terrible things. Then again who would want to remember Dark Wizards anyway for all the terrible atrocities they did.
Nico: True.
Leap Frog: Can I have a chocolate frog?
I gave him one.
Me: Sounds a bit insulting to you don't you think Vincent?
Leap Frog: It does. But lets see.
He got a frog and opened it and ate it.
Leap Frog: Mmm! Chocolatey.
Me: Yeah.
Leap Frog looked at his card. It was Herpo the Foul.
Leap Frog: Herpo the Foul.
Me: He was said to be the very creator of the Horcruxes back in Ancient Greece.
Qin: Whoa.
Bai Tza: Which we destroyed.
Me: Yep.
We saw that we were over in the Himalayan Mountains.
Me: Wow! We're in the Himalayas.
Nico: Beautiful seeing it as we are going this fast.
Nicole: No kidding
Tchang Zu: Any luck, Metal Sonic?
Metal Sonic: He's making his move.
Me: That wait was worth it. That was fun.
Nico: Lets save more of the snacks for later.
Me: Good idea. Time to make our move.
We went to the high class dining car.
Riku: Is he inside or outside?
Me: In a perfect vacuum tube like this? You would have to be out of your mind to go out there now.
Riku: Good point.
Nico: So he's inside. Lets go.
We were over Pakistan and we saw the war raging.
Me: Whoa the War On Terror is still raging on.
Nico: Amazing and scary seeing it.
Carmen Dillo: Search every compartment!
?: Okay give me all your money!
Me: Won't have to. Look.
We peeked through a window and saw him. GARY RILEY!
Me: Target sighted.
Xion: What's he doing?
He is having everyone give all their wallets and jewelry to him.
Me: Stealing wallets and jewelry. He's done this before many times.
Camie: You're right.
Nico: We'll have to use our artsy entrances instead of the explosion entrance.
Qin: Agreed.
Rhomboid: Gonna blow him up real good!
Nico: Lets do it. Entrance time.
We went to face him.
Gary Riley: That's right! Give me all the dough!
But then the spirits of trains came and swirled around him and then converged and then toy trains came and tooted horns around him and then they popped open and out came confetti and then out of a Japanese Party Banner ball came us.
POP!
Me: Tadah!
Nico: Nice one.
Gary Ridge: Oh no! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: That's right. You're under arrest Gary Riley.
Stewie: I hope breaking in here was worth it!
Me: Because you're looking at spending the rest of your life in prison. Also what do you think of our new train? Nice isn't it?
Gary Riley: It's a nice train. But you will never take me alive!
He tried to run but we had him trapped.
Me: There's nowhere for you to run. Also you can't go outside. It's a perfect vacuum and you'll die in an instant.
Kaos: Fortunately, you WILL be taken alive.
Me: Yep.
I punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face.
But he was stuck to the floor.
Me: Your feet have been glued to the floor.
Twilight charged at him and fired waves of magic.
Twilight Sparkle: Time for the magic of friendship to show its power.
Spyro: You said it.
Twilight Sparkle and Spyro: MAGIC DRAGON STARSTORM!
They fired waves of stars and blasted him all over.
Pinkie Pie charged at him
Pinkie Pie bashed him and blasted him with confetti cannons!
Pinkie Pie: How about that for party time!
Sprocket: The fix is in!
Pinkie Pie and Sprocket: FIXING PARTY BLAST!
They fired balloon blasts and blasted him all over.
Applejack charged at him and punched him all over!
Applejack: How do you like them apples?
Flashwing: Including some crystal.
Applejack and Flashwing: CRYSTAL APPLE BLAST!
They fired crystal apple blasts and smashed him all over.
Rarity charged at him and punched him in the stomach all over.
Rarity: Your fashion choice is really distasteful.
Gill Grunt: You said it!
Rarity and Gill Grunt: WATER JEWEL BASH STORM!
They fired water and jewels and bashed him all over.
Fluttershy charged at him.
Fluttershy punched and bashed him.
Fluttershy: Oh um I will be needing those please.
She took his loot and gave it all back to those he took it from.
Stealth Elf: That was easy.
Fluttershy: It was.
Fluttershy and Stealth Elf: LEAF NINJA BASHER!
They fired waves of leaves and grass and blasted him all over.
Sunset Charged at him and bashed him all over.
Sunset Shimmer: Feel the burn!
Sunburn: And the burn of fire!
Sunset Shimmer and Sunburn: FIRESTORM BURN SHOT!
They fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Rainbow Dash charged at him and punched and kicked him.
Rainbow Dash: How's THAT for some action!
Whirlwind: Including this one.
Rainbow Dash and Whirlwind: RAINBOW THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
They fired waves of rainbow lightning and blasted him all over.
Starlight Glimmer charged at him.
She punched and bashed him.
Starlight Glimmer: That is awesome and fun!
Hex: It sure is!
Starlight Glimmer and Hex: SKULL SMASHER BASHER!
They fired skulls and bashed him all over!
Vinyl Scratch charged at him.
Vinyl Scratch kicked him and bashed him.
Vinyl Scratch: Feel the rave!
Trixie Lulamoon: Along with the magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Vinyl and Trixie: RAVE MAGIC BLAST!
They fired waves of rave magic and blasted him all over.
Lightning Dust charged at him and kicked and punched him.
Lightning Dust: That is awesome.
Spotlight: And so is light and fun.
Lightning Dust and Spotlight: SPEEDING LIGHT BLAST!
They fired waves of light and energy and blasted him all over.
Luster Dawn charged at him and bashed and kicked him.
Luster Dawn: The light of the new age.
Blackout: And the darkness of the night.
Luster Dawn and Blackout: ECLIPSE DARK SHOT!
They fired dark blasts and blasted him all over.
Horsea squirted ink at him and blinded him.
Horsea: Being a machine gun is just as fun as squirting Ink.
Then Vypra, Vexen, Firefly, Leonard, Hydro Man, Webstor, Bane, King Hiss, Shiv and Calamitous came.
Nico: Vypra, Vexen, Firefly, Leonard, Hydro Man, Webstor, Bane, King Hiss, Shiv and Calamitous.
Me: What do you guys think of our awesome new train?
Hydro Man: This is amazing!
Nico: Yep.
We saw that we were in the Atlantic Ocean.
Nico: Wow! In the Atlantic now.
Vypra: The train is that fast, huh?
Nico: It sure is!
Me: Yep.
Vexen: I'll have to calculate how fast later.
Firefly: You do that.
Hydro Man: (to Nico) We heard you fought August May.
Nico: We sure did. Fitting since December is coming up.
Leonard: (to Lori) You should take care of that Butterfree.
Lori: I literally will.
Kerbero Gangan then came.
Me: Kerbero Gangan. Up for another round?
Kerbero Gangan: Yep.
Me: Cool cool.
Kerbero Gangan: To save Vexen the trouble, how fast DOES this train go?
Me: 5,000 miles per hour.
Kerbero Gangan: WOW! That is really fast!
Camie: It sure is!
Varie: Yep.
Nico: LETS GET IT ON!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
WE got the battles underway.
Luan Loud, Elemental HERO Shining Flare Wingman, Tony Jones, Black Vulcan (Superfriends), Dazzler, Luz, Lightning Lass, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, William and Shego VS Vypra, Plug Org, May Kanker, Chumbot, Tranceferer, Asmodeus (Gokaiger), and Evil Tim - Nico's rescue in Whoville to battle August May Who
Vypra was first.
Vypra (to Luan): Nico's rescue was in Whoville to battle August May Who. Fitting since we're close to December.
Luan: Yeah it sure was and it was awesome. Whoville is really doing great.
Elemental HERO Shining Flare Wingman: It sure is doing good ever since we were there the last time.
Tony Jones: That is for sure there.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah that is for sure. It's an amazing and fun place.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is.
Featherweight: Yeah I agree there.
Sprocket: It was fun too.
Vypra: That was cool! And Augustus May Who will be perfect for us. Lets do it!
Luan turned into Jury Rigg!
Luan: JURY RIGG!
She then used the Core Medals for Vypra, Jinxer and Nojoke and they fired waves of light, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Lana, Elemental HERO Mariner, Lobomon, Rip, Green Heart, White Heart, Purple Heart, Compa, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Poison Ivy and Killer Frost VS Vexen, Turbine Org, Evil Ice Man, Gitai, Setsuna, TTG Trigon, and Shizuku - Us battling Another Koyo Ozaki (Bungo Stray Dogs), The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage) who are the Embodiments of the Rose, Phoenix (Wizard), and Phantom Dopants as well as the Avatar of the Volcanic Monsters
Vexen was next.
Vexen (to Lana): Nico, Haruto's team, Koyo Ozaki's team, and the others did good battling Another Koyo Ozaki (Bungo Stray Dogs), The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage). They are the Embodiments of the Rose, Phoenix (Wizard), and Phantom Dopants as well as the Avatar of the Volcanic Monsters
Lana: That was so cool and awesome.
Elemental HERO Mariner: I agree there. Everyone had fun on that. We turned the Another Grizzly Bear into bear steaks and Lana, Timon and Pumbaa ate Another Shelob.
Lobomon: Yeah that was cool.
Rip: Yeah that was funny.
Lana: (LOUD SUPER MEGA BELCH) Pardon me!
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was amazing.
Apple Bloom: It sure was.
Flashwing: That was cool though.
Vexen: It sure was. Lets do it!
Lana turned into Arctiguana!
Lana: ARCTIGUANA!
Arctiguana used the core medals for Vexen, Lexaeus and Evil Xion and they fired waves of ice, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Lola Loud, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Blaze Heatnix, Chunk, Numbuh 362, Numbuh 86, Numbuh 274, The Kid, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Lea and Francis VS Firefly, Tire Org, Evil Fire Man, Stone Dragon, Living Monolith, Haroud Hazi Bin, and Nadare Rouga - Lincoln's rescue was in Bikini Bottom to battle Ultimaya Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon
Firefly was next.
Firefly (to Lola): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Bikini Bottom to battle Ultimaya Tzolkin, the evil version of The Crimson Dragon. How was it?
Lola: It was really awesome! And we really put the hurt on that one.
Elemental HERO Flare Neos: It was really awesome.
Blaze Heatnix: Boy it sure was.
Chunk: Everyone had fun on that one.
Sunset Shimmer: They sure did.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was awesome.
Sunburn: Yeah that was fun.
Firefly: Glad you all had fun. Lets do it!
Lola turned into Heatblast!
Lola: HEATBLAST!
She used the core medals for Firefly, Evil Fire Man and Axel and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Laney Loud, Elemental HERO Wildheart, Kara, Cammy White, Chun Li, Sakura Kasugano, Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha), Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Venom and Rhino VS Bane, Flute Org, Buff Frog, Sailback Sharptooth, Plated Sharptooth, Jet Black, and Horned Sharptooth - Cloud Kingdom Round 2 and we battled Longhorn
Bane was next.
Bane (to Laney): Today was Cloud Kingdom for Round 2. Nico battled Longhorn there
Laney: They sure did and man was it funny.
Elemental HERO Wildheart: It sure was. Lincoln smashed his head in with an anvil while bullfighting.
Kara: That was awesome!
Fluttershy: It was really funny.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that was cool.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Bane: I agree there! Lets do it!
Laney turned into Four Arms!
Laney: FOUR ARMS!
She used the Core Medals for Bane, Goro and Evil Guts Man and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Lynn Loud, Elemental HERO Mudballman, Nightscream, Penelope, Guru, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Sandman and Clayface VS Shiv, Copy Org, Nightstrike, Giant Palm, Land Pollution Vice-Minister Hiramechimedes, Doldora, and Princess Igam - The mascots building Duel Decks
Shiv was next.
Shiv (to Lynn): The mascots built Duel Decks. What kind of decks were they?
Lynn: They made ones for fire, fish, sea serpents, plants and others and they were really cool.
Elemental HERO Mudballman: They sure were and they were very creative.
Nightscream: I'll say! It was very well made too.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that was so cool.
Scootaloo: It sure was.
Whirlwind: I agree there.
Shiv: Glad they had fun making them. Lets do it!
Lynn turned into XLR8!
Lynn: XLR8!
Lynn used the medals for Shiv, Evil Blade Man and Evil Sword Man and they fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed them down.
Lori Loud, Elemental HERO Great Tornado, Crescent Grizzly, Bisca Mulan, Mr. Krabs, Golden Locks, Crimson Chin, Catman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard the Pig King, Freezer Org, Beagle Boys, Tech Gear Golem, Penelope Spectra, Fright Knight, and DC Catman - The Duel Decks the Mascots made are awesome
Leonard was next.
Leonard (to Lori): The Duel Decks the Mascots made are awesome. Do they have Fusion monsters?
Lori: They sure do and they are literally amazing.
Elemental HERO Great Tornado: They sure are something.
Crescent Grizzly: I agree there. They are fun too.
Bisca Mulan: They even put in Polymerization.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah you got that right.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was awesome.
Spyro: It sure was.
Leonard: Yep. Lets do it!
Lori turned into Jetray!
Lori: JETRAY!
She used the Core Medals for Leonard, Evil Wind Man and Evil Air Man and they fired waves of wind, magic and stars and smashed them down.
Luna Loud, Elemental HERO Storm Neos, Arbormon, Shou Ronpo, Billy Cranston, Kimberly Ann Hart, Trini Kwan, Zach Taylor, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Maria Rockell and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man, Lawnmower Org, Liquidator, Mr Compress, Spinner, Magne, and Dabi - Ed Cowarts Late Birthday Party Today
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man (to Luna): It was Ed Cowart's Late Birthday Party Today. It was late because at the actual date, we were preventing World War III.
Luna: Yeah but it was still fun and cool dudes.
Elemental HERO Storm Neos: Yeah it sure was. But Ed got to have his party.
Arbormon: He sure did.
Shou Ronpo: I agree there.
Starlight Glimmer: That is for sure and it was
Cozy Glow: Yeah that was cool.
Hex: It sure was.
Hydro Man: I agree. Lets do it!
Luna turned into Water Hazard!
Luna: WATER HAZARD!
Luna used the Core Medals for Hydro Man, Evil Aqua Man and Evil Splash Woman and they fired waves of water, skulls, bones, blood, ghosts, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Lucy Loud, Elemental HERO Darkbright, Duskmon, Renee Ravenclaw, Rocky DeSantis, Adam Park, Kat Hilliard, Tanya Sloan, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Riku and Demona VS Webstor, Human Body Speciman Org, Man Spider, Sharkyonara, Muscular, Needle Hair, and Steel Bulwark - So we're going after Gary Riley, A Notorious Train Thief and Robber
Webstor was next.
Webstor (to Lucy): So we're going after Gary Riley, A Notorious Train Thief and Robber. He's not getting out of this one!
Lucy Loud: No he isn't. And we're going to make sure of it.
Elemental HERO Darkbright: I agree there.
Duskmon: I agree there too.
Renee Ravenclaw: That is too true.
Princess Luna: I agree there too.
Moondust: Yeah that is for sure and it will be awesome.
Snowdrop: And here on the awesome new train we built.
Gari: I agree there.
Blackout: Me too.
Webstor: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Lucy turned into Whampire!
Lucy Loud: WHAMPIRE!
She used the medals for Webstor, Evil Shade Man and Shade and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down
Leni Loud, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Agunimon, Dustin Brooks, Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy, The Quickster, Captain Magma, Ms. Appear, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Xion and Karai VS King Hiss, Blacksmith Org, Kaa, Zombozo, Ice Gear Golem, Fire Gear Golem, and Vortex Gear Golem - We're fighting Gary Riley on our new awesome new bullet train system we've built
King Hiss was next.
King Hiss (to Leni): We're fighting Gary Riley on our new awesome new bullet train system you've built. (laughs) Hope he likes the experience!
Leni: It's totes an amazing and awesome experience.
Elemental HERO Lady Heat: Yeah that is for sure! Especially with how fast we're going too!
Agunimon: Yeah that was awesome.
Dustin Brooks: Yeah no kidding! 5,000 miles per hour is really fast!
Rarity: But it's really amazing seeing everything go fast like this darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy no kidding! And the treats on the train are delicious too.
Gill Grunt: They sure are! And we saw the entire planet in under 4 hours.
King Hiss: WOW! That is amazingly fast! Lets do it!
She turned into Snakepit!
Leni: SNAKEPIT!
Snakepit used the Core Medals for King Hiss, Ssserpent and Evil Snake Man and they fired waves of water, jewels and ice and smashed them down.
Lisa Loud, Elemental HERO Magma Neos, Grumblemon, Rika Noralenshikov, Pharah, Winston, Mercy, Mei, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Stewie and Bowser Jr. VS Calamitous, Lion Tamer Org, Albedo, Vampire Rarity, Yost Zzzax, Yost Whiplash, and Lumi the Snow Queen - Gary Riley is going to prison forever
Calamitous was next.
Calamitous (to Lisa): Gary Riley is going to prison forever. With no bail!
Lisa Loud: That is an absolute and definite statement there.
Elemental HERO Magma Neos: I agree there myself.
Grumblemon: I agree there too! He doesn't deserve to see the light of day again.
Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) I agree there too.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding there.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree too.
Amber Morning: Same here too.
Spotlight: No kidding.
Calamitous: Indeed. Lets dance!
Lisa turned into Goop!
Lisa Loud: (Gurgling Voice) GOOP!
She used the Core Medals for Calamitious, Steam Smythe and Professor XXXL and they fired waves of light and slime and smashed them down.
LupinRangers, PatRangers, Megaforce Rangers, Build Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Kerbero Gangan
Kerbero Gangan was next.
Kerbero Gangan: Boy this train is awesome!
Nico: It sure is!
May: Yeah look how fast we're going!
Kerbero Gangan: I know! So awesome! Lets do it!
LupinRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!
PatRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LUPINRANGERS VS PATRANGERS!
Build Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed!
Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!
Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!
Umika: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!
Keiichiro: PAT1!
Sakuya: PAT2!
Tsukasa: PAT3!
LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!
Patrangers: INTERSTELLAR ENFORCERS OF PEACE! PATRANGERS!
Their logos appeared and they were ready!
Keiichiro: BY ORDER OF THE GSPO! WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!
Kairi Yano: Here's an Advanced Notice, We're taking your treasure.
Nico: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Gary Riley, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that robber and thief.
Nico teleported back with them.
LupinRangers and PatRangers: LUPIN PATROL RANGER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts al hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead! All that was left of him was his safe.
Nico: Kerbero Gangan you have failed this world.
LupinRangers: WITH THAT WE BID YOU A FINAL ADIEU!
PatRangers: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We Regrouped
Ed Cowart: Alright, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Gary, your robbing spree ends here and now.
Suddenly, Ed Cowart's dark eyes turned neon dark blue and he was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with stars, dark blue flames, dark fire, darkness, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his Hades' Infernal Dark Fire Underworld Hellhound Damned Soul Greatsword of Dark Fire Underworld Damned Soul Hellhound Justice from his back, and as he approached Gary Riley, he left dark blue energy, stars, dark blue flames, dark fire, darkness, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Ed Cowart: I've had it up to hear with you, you miserable goddamn pissant. For far too long, you've gotten away with robbing a lot of people and stealing from banks all over the country and every single time, you've gotten away before the cops could catch you, and I couldn't forget of the many times you've given me the finger and pissed me off. Well, your rampage ends here and now, you filthy animal, time to say hello to a lifetime behind bars.
Suddenly, Ed Cowart was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with stars, dark blue flames, dark fire, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are souls of the damned, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix glaring at Gary Riley: the red eyes of judgement.
Nico: Oh boy, last time Ed transformed, it was against that crazy bastard, Mikey Tomlinson.
Me: Now, he's going to tear Gary Riley apart.
Then, as the vortex faded, Ed Cowart emerged, but he was changed forever.
Ed Cowart grew from 7'9" to 8'9" in height, in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much larger for his new body and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has gold metal braces on his massive biceps and thighs and he has twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around his legs, he has dark blue highlights in the bangs of his long wild dark brown hair going down to his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon dark blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with stars, dark blue flames, dark fire, darkness, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, he has Cerberus and surrounded by a phoenix and angel emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, he has hellhound earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Infernal, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with dark blue gem embedded in the black crescent moon links and dark blue crystal links and a dark blue three-headed hellhound-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a hellhound with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Infernal, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his bare chest and he now has fine hair on his forearms, short beard stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his massive pecs and a gold version of He-Man 2002's chest harness with a large gold chest harness with a phoenix on it and large red gems surrounding it and dark blue gems on the gold straps and a kanji on the back of the straps that said, "Ed Cowart, Brave Warrior, Leader, and Loving Boyfriend". Ed Cowart is dressed in a dark blue version of He Man 2002's loincloth, long white trenchcoat coattails with dark blue flames, dark fire, darkness, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, large white pants with dark blue flames on the legs, large gold knee-high boots with embedded dark blue gems, Ed Cowart has a tattoo of him and Cattleya kissing, and he's surrounded by Nabiki Tendo and his brand-new future wives tattooed on his right pec, and he has Cerberus and dark blue phoenix and angel surrounded by dark fire on his now wider and more muscular back and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a dark blue gem with neon glowing dark blue lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Ed Cowart felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive dark brown angel wings with dark blue tips on the large dark brown feathers grew much larger for his new body and medium sized dark brown angel wings with dark blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath his massive dark brown angel wings and his eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails with dark blue tips and dark blue markings grew larger and longer for his new body. Ed Cowart has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his large left hand, and he has on dark blue fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on his fingers and smaller planets orbiting around his fingers.
Suddenly, Ed Cowart's massive Hades' Infernal Dark Fire Underworld Hellhound Damned Soul Greatsword of Dark Fire Underworld Damned Soul Hellhound Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark blue energy, stars, dark blue flames, dark fire, darkness, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ed Cowart's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hades True Immortal Infernal Dark Fire Underworld Damned Soul Hellhound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hades True Immortal Infernal Dark Fire Underworld Damned Soul Hellhound Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with dark blue embedded gems and the Greek God of The Underworld, Hades, etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, midnight black hellhound heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black hellhound heads with dark blue gems for eyes and a large midnight black hellhound head with dark blue gems for eyes and dark blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the midnight black hellhound heads for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold hellhound head with dark blue gems for eyes and a dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a dark blue kanji with dark blue flames and crescent moons in between the kanji below Cerberus and the phoenix and angel that said, "Ed Cowart, Member of The Royal Defenders, Brave and Righteous Leader of The Anti-Sindri Myr Corrupted Royal Defenders Resistance, Intelligence Gatherer of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Loving Boyfriend and Future Husband of Many Future Wives, Loving Father of Rana, Archenemy of Demitri Maximoff, Destroyer of Sindri Myr and His Servants of Eternal Chaos and Fanatical Worshipper Mikey Tomlinson, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary and Champion of Hades, and Master of Darkness, Infernal Dark Blue Flames, Souls of The Damned, Wailing Souls of The Underworld, Hellhounds, Phoenixes, and Angels"
エド・コワート、ロイヤル・ディフェンダーズのメンバー、反シンドリ・ミールの堕落したロイヤル・ディフェンダーズ・レジスタンスの勇敢で正義のリーダー、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの情報収集者、愛するボーイフレンドであり将来多くの妻たちの将来の夫、ラナの愛する父親、デミトリの大敵マキシモフ、シンドリ・ミールと永遠の混沌の従者たちの破壊者、狂信的な崇拝者マイキー・トムリンソン、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情の偉大な神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、数多くの素晴らしい強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、冥府の使者でありチャンピオン、そして闇のマスター、地獄のダークブルーの炎、ダムドの魂、アンダーワールドの嘆きの魂、ヘルハウンド、フェニックス、天使
Ed Cowart has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HELLHOUND-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY DARKNESS DAMNED SOUL DARK FIRESTORM PHOENIX INFERNAL DAMNED SOUL ALMIGHTY HADES HELLHOUND PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY DARKNESS DAMNED SOUL DARK FIRESTORM PHOENIX INFERNAL DAMNED SOUL ALMIGHTY HADES HELLHOUND PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY DARKNESS DAMNED SOUL DARK FIRESTORM PHOENIX INFERNAL DAMNED SOUL ALMIGHTY HADES HELLHOUND PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Ed Cowart's Super Angel-Hellhound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when his harem saw him, they all had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding, but when Gary Riley saw it, he went ballistic and got out a gun to shoot him, but Ed Cowart fired a massive barrage of dark blue energy, stars, dark blue flames, dark fire, darkness, spirits of The Underworld, souls of the damned, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels which hit Gary Riley and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but now he was pissed.
Gary Riley: YOU FUCKER! I'LL KILL YOU AND SELL YOUR WHORES AND CHILD TO MY ASSOCIATES TO THE UNDERWORLD WHO'LL ENJOY RAPING THEM AND KILLING THEM ALL! (LAUGHING INSANELY)
Ed Cowart: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Darkness Damned Soul Dark Firestorm Phoenix Infernal Damned Soul Almighty Hades Hellhound Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Darkness Damned Soul Dark Firestorm Phoenix Infernal Damned Soul Almighty Hades Hellhound Phoenix God Angel Hope) You will never lay one single hand on my harem or my child, you goddamn absolute asshole!
Troy: I know the perfect morph for this.
Tsukasa: We ARE on a train, after all.
Kamen Ride: ToQ 1gou!
Kamen Ride: ToQ 2gou!
Kamen Ride: ToQ 3gou!
Kamen Ride: ToQ 4gou!
Kamen Ride: ToQ 5gou!
Kamen Ride: ToQ 6gou!
Tsukasa turned into ToQger Red and Daiki summoned clones of the ToQgers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RAIL FORCE!
They turned into the ToQgers too!
We went at him and bashed and smashed and pulverized him all over.
Qwun, Lore, Drakness, Deenha, Lystone, Najarin, Prince Mudeenu, Kamengareth, Enre Hep, Laarina, Intress, Kughar, Vinta, Tassanil, and Crawsectus Blasted and smashed him.
Ed Cowart began viciously attacking Gary Riley, and it was brutal.
Wideload, Crumplezone, Mandy and Patrick used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Wideload, Mandy and Patrick's powers 100-fold and turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Wideload and Mandy Edgarton: WATER LASER BLAST!
Crumplezone and Patrick Star: CRUMPLE STAR SHOT!
Twilight Sparkle of the Magic of Friendship and Kaos: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer of the Fire of Forgiveness and El Oso: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!
Applejack of the Earth of Honesty and The Vreedle Brothers: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
Rarity of the Water of Generosity and Duff Killigan: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
Fluttershy of the Kindness of Life and Carmen Dillo: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
Pinkie Pie of the Laughter of Tech and INSTIGATOR: GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!
Rainbow Dash of the Loyalty of Air and Tchang Zu: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
Starlight Glimmer of The Empathy of Undead and Dr. Starline: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
Princess Celestia of the Sun of Light and King of Flan: LIGHT OF THE SUN BLAST!
Princess Luna of the Moon of Dark and Hades Beast Specter: DARK OF THE NIGHT BLAST!
Vinyl Scratch of the Rave and Metal Sonic: RAVE MUSIC BLAST!
Lightning Dust of the Skies of Redemption and Leapfrog: LIGHTNING SKY BLAST STORM!
Luster Dawn of the New Sun of Friendship and Gramma Stuffum: NEW SUN BLAST STORM!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Sifu Xuan Oogway, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Blade Rage, Sunny Sunshine, Star-Tech Gravity, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: LIGHT OF THE SUN BLAST!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Black Alpha, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Blackheart Raven, Creepy Peppy, Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARK OF THE NIGHT BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Mane 10, Ed Cowart, Laney, Lana, Lola and me: HARMONY ELEMENT BLAST STORM!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: Your crime spree ends here, Gary Riley. PLANE ELEMENT STYLE: JET!
Jessica Kaios: CAR FIRE STYLE: FORD!
Yuna Kamihara: CAR WATER STYLE: CHRYSLER!
Toph: TRAIN EARTH STYLE: HIGH SPEED!
Makoto Nanaya: TRAIN WIND STYLE: LIGHT RAIL!
Sari Sumdac: PLANE LIGHTNING STYLE: PROPELLER!
Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy and elements that transformed into the cars, trails, and plane and they slammed into Gary Riley and exploded.
Lincoln and his harem: VEHICLE FINAL SMASH: VEHICLE BLAST!
Lincoln and his harem fired Ki blasts based on planes, trains and automobiles which slammed into Gary Riley and exploded, and he and his gang got knocked out.
Ed Cowart and Lincoln fired dark blue and rainbow energy blasts that tied Gary Riley and his gang up in straitjackets so they can't escape.
Sheila: Your crime spree ends here, Gary, you're looking at spending the rest of your life in prison.
Gary Riley: NOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Gary Riley and his gang were loaded up into police vans that took off to the prison.
Ed Cowart holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large twelve dark blue planets orbiting around his legs, smaller planets orbiting around his fingers, and massive dark brown angel wings and medium sized dark brown angel wings underneath are permanent.
Ed Cowart: Go to Hell, Gary, and don't you dare come back.
Nico: Take that, asshole!
Me: Never show your face in front of us again!
Lincoln: He and his gang deserve to rot in prison. Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox.
?: MUST CRUSH PUNY WEAKLINGS!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from the barrage of boulders that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come on out now, clone of Raymond Bloch, or I'm forcing you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox.
Me: Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox, or rather, a clone of him.
Nico: Clone or not, he's just as dangerous as the real one.
Camila Parker: But, he needs to be stopped, and he's going to be absorbed by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Camila Parker's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox., she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Camila Parker: I shouldn't be surprised that Flip would create you to try and kill us, that moron has and always be a loser, and I'm so going to enjoy pissing that mutant off even more by getting rid of you.
Suddenly, Camila Parker was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple yellow energy with stars and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, angels, and Fortune Lady Dark flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: We've all seen what happens when Camila Parker gets mad when she sees Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan causing trouble, and now, that fury's about to be unleashed once again.
Then, as the vortex faded, Camila Parker emerged, but she was changed forever.
Camila Parker grew from 6'5" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black and purple planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Fortune Lady Dark with the Dark Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with green iris, she has on fairy earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has Fortune Lady Dark with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Camila Parker has on a purple short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless purple crop top, purple skirt, purple jeans, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fortune Lady Dark and surrounded by darkness, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a purple gem with neon glowing purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Camila Parker felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple angel wings with black tips on the large purple feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized purple angel wings with black tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive purple angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with black tips and black markings, Camila Parker has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Camila Parker's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Camila Parker's Cosmic Eternal Shadow Darkness Fortune Lady Dark Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Shadow Darkness Fortune Lady Dark Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Fortune Lady Dark and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large purple phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple phoenix heads with black gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple phoenix heads is a large purple phoenix head with black gems for eyes and black gem in its mouth for the pommel, Camila Parker has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fortune Lady Dark's head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with crescent moons in between the kanji below Fortune Lady Dark that said, "Camila Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Dark, Loving Sister of Stella Parker, Hazel Parker, Natalie Parker, Maya Parker, Victoria Parker, Aurora Parker, and Naomi Parker, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Countess Dracula (The Simpsons), Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Fortune Lady Dark"
カミラ・パーカー、フォーチュン・レディ・ダークのジーン・スラマー、ステラ・パーカーの愛する姉妹、ヘイゼル・パーカー、ナタリー・パーカー、マヤ・パーカー、ビクトリア・パーカー、オーロラ・パーカー、ナオミ・パーカー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅、そして宇宙の全能の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてダーク・ルアン、ドラキュラ伯爵夫人の大敵（シンプソンズ）、驚くべきメンバーチーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストーム、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇のマスター、妖精、フェニックス、天使、そしてフォーチュンレディダーク
Camila Parker has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FORTUNE LADY DARK-FAIRY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DARKNESS FURY FORTUNE LADY DARK FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARKNESS FURY FORTUNE LADY DARK FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARKNESS FURY FORTUNE LADY DARK FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Camila Parker's Super Angel-Fortune Lady Dark-Fairy-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when the clone of Raymond Bloch saw it, he roared in rage and charged at her to kill her, but Camila Parker fired a massive barrage of purple and black energy, stars, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit the clone of Raymond Bloch and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, and he gripped his long sleeved shirt and tore it off and he roared and beat his chest like a gorilla: NOW, HE WAS MEGA PISSED!
Stella Parker: Oh man, Camila's transformed, this means things are so going to get messy.
Lincoln: You said it, Stella. We haven't faced the real Raymond Bloch before, but I've seen how dangerous he is.
Camila Parker: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Darkness Fury Fortune Dark Light Fairy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Darkness Fury Fortune Lady Dark Fairy Phoenix God Angel Love) Either way, I'm going to clobber that overgrown behemoth! Let's get him, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Camila Parker.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Flip went way too far creating a clone of the real Raymond Bloch to kill us to get revenge on us again.
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, this'll serve as a message that death's coming for his miserable three-cheeked butt, and there'll be no escape for him.
Lincoln, Camila Parker, and I went after the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and black energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Camila Parker also did the same by firing purple and black energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Camila Parker, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox even more madder and even more insane with rage as he let out another bellowing roar of rage.
Svetlana Succubus: Boys, stand back!
Svetlana Succubus forms a glowing purple dust in her hands, and she blew it right at the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox which hit him.
The Ox (Marvel) Clone: WHAT THE FUCK IS...This?
Suddenly, the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox's eyes turned red and his body was suddenly taken over by overpowering lust and sexual arousal as he saw Svetlana Succubus, and then, his body suddenly began growing as his already huge muscles suddenly began growing much larger and he also now has eight-pack abs.
Nico: Uh oh.
Suddenly, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and the tentacles latched onto the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox's now massive pecs, and then, Lincoln began sucking the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox dry of his newly gained massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and he was groaning in pain as he began shrinking in muscle mass and he was also being drained of his life force.
Then, all of the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox's newly gained massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (GROWLS) Oh man, this really feels so incredible!
Then, when Lincoln was done, the tentacles detached themselves from the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox's pecs and went back into Lincoln, and the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox was thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of his newly gained massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and he also had the life sucked out of him as he died and he was sent to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Camila Parker, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Camila Parker's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large purple and black planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive purple angel wings and medium sized purple angel wings underneath are permanent.
Camila Parker: Take that, you moronic mutant. Thanks for helping me take down the clone of Raymond Bloch A.K.A. The Ox, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Camila.
Me: My pleasure, Camila.
Suddenly, Camila Parker wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Camila Parker's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Fortune Fairy Dark flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Camila Parker sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Camila Parker and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that clone that mutant sent after us a lesson.
Luan: And Lincoln did the same thing he did to Terrence and Marcus yesterday.
Me: Thanks to Svetlana's Succubus Lust Dust. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the girl: Acacia Sahara, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh.
Selene Emperyous: The desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, incredible, and you guys will love meeting her, Acacia Sahara is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of The Desert. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh, and she has powerful desert and fire powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Ariana and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Acacia would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of light. Lincoln made her a powerful fire greatsword, and to show her thanks, Acacia kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Me: Whoa.
Eli: Which means Acacia has the powers of Set.
Lincoln: That's right, she has the powers of Set, and she's a powerful master of the desert and fire.
Webstor: You are SO under arrest.
Bane: And we didn't damage the train.
King Hiss: No, we didn't.
Shiv: This calls for a celebration!
Calamitous: Can we do it on the train?
Nico: Yes we can. Great job today everyone. I hereby call our train around the world a success.
EVERYONE CHEERED!
Lola: YEAH!
Princess Celestia: (To the Viewers) This was a fun and great adventure.
Lola: Yeah it was!
We had a great celebration and later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done! And Happy belated Birthday to Omegahatchiyak12
This chapter was based on the 1987 movie Plains, Trains and Automobiles but it had a great twist.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Adrien Gekko, Claudia Cloudian, Cloudian Storm Dragon, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Cirrostratus and Cloudian Poison Cloud As well as Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud and we got really awful news. A Clone of that Scooter driving old lady maniac Scoots is back for revenge and she is going to try and kill Lincoln. But it's payback time for Lincoln and Claudia Cloudian and she is going to transform against that monster and send her to a place worse than the Black Gates. Also we're going to battle Another Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud who are the embodiments of Luster Dawn and Rainbow Dash. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Tornado Tonion and her name is Tanya Tornado and she is a powerful force.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Aurora Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Every, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Hagoromo Gitsune, the demon fox and the head of the Kyoto Yōkai from the anime, Nurarihyon no Mago
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the planet Glaren, but we got really bad news: the evil dream version of me has come back from the dead to get revenge, but we're going to take him down and Lincoln's going to absorb him. And we're going to meet Acacia Sahara, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of The Desert. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh, and she has powerful desert and fire powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Ariana and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Acacia would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of light. Lincoln made her a powerful fire greatsword, and to show her thanks, Acacia kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Get ready for a hairy adventure as we go and find a cure for Poromon that was bitten by a werewolf and was turned into A WEREMASCOT! And the Werewolf that bit him is Lawrence Talbot from Alvin and The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman! It's going to be brutal and awesome!
See you all next time.