It all started in the shop
Where young Rose Tyler worked
The autons tried to kill her
(I think they're overworked)
The Doctor grabbed her hand
He told her to run
They ran along a corridor
And he was having fun
He blew up the building
She was out of a job
She went back home to mickey
Who's eaten by dustbin bob
They go on a date
The plastic is alive
And mickey too is plastic
Looked good in 2005
And then the Doctor saves her
From her plasticy boyfriend
And beneath the London Eye
To the trouble they attend
They save planet Earth
Which somehow doesn't get noticed
Then Rose rejects her boyfriend
And jumps into the TARDIS