The first trip for the pair
Is to the End of the World
Where Rose meets plenty aliens
Shenanigans unfurl
They meet the face of Boe
(Who becomes important later)
They meet the repeated meme
(Who defo are not traitors)
They meet Lady Cassandra
The last human's our guest
Moisturise me please! Guess what?
I'd say that you're reTARDIS!
They all exchange gifts
The meme give weird balls
They turn out to be killers
Who climb up on the walls
The Doctor needs to save them
Tree lady gives her life
He manages to slow down time
Which would be pretty nice
The meme is found out at last
Cassandra is as well
They forget to moisturise her
And then she goes to Hell