Rose and the Doctor come to England,

Present day at once

They've gone for just twelve hours

Oh no! It's been twelve months.

A spaceship crashed into Big Ben

It made a big ol' crash

It then continued on its course

And made a big ol' splash

This caused a giant traffic jam

The Doctor's unimpressed

He decides he needs to talk

To British Parliament

They find all the people who

Look into aliens

The Doctor of cause knew about

Daleks and Cybermen

And then there's Harriet Jones

MP but who are you?

She finds out 'bout the slitheen

Oh you know, as you do

Turns out they want to kill the experts

See, politics is fun!

Which means that cliffhanger counter

Is brought up to one.