The thing about the slitheen
Is that they kill you first
They take your body afterwards
Which makes them (farting) jerks!
The Doctor isn't killed though,
By their electric badges
They corner him in a corner
With an elevator, dang it!
He and Rose and Harriet Jones
Get stuck inside a room
They need ol' trusty Mickey now
Which is good, I assume
He manages to hack into
The parliamentary website
Unfortunately, he's interrupted by
A big, farting parasite
The Doctor figures out where
The Slitheen are from
They throw a jar of pickles on them
Which kills him / is dumb
Mickey launches nuclear weapons
At 10, Downing Street
The Doctor though, is still alive
Which is a scary feat