Hey there, I wanted to do something funny and magical for a story. I got into Mr. Osomatsu and I found hilarious, specially with the dub, the dub is amazing. I read about it how this is a reboot from a comic gag from the 60s and had a reboot on the 80´s. The new reboot makes it easy to see who is which and have distinct personalities.

Now why would I put a bunch of idiots Neets in a magical setting? Well, have you ever read any Isekai story ever? This will be perfect for a setting. See if these guys can learn something, I mean in the anime is show with dedication and pressure they can deliver good things. It was show time and time again, these guys would save the world if they are willing to keep living as Neets.

Now, I am just going to put the sextuplets and that's it. The rest of the Osomatsu cast will stay in their world and for good. Also, I hate Tonoko. I know it's in her character to be a bitch, but she is so annoying. I would rather the sextuplets date that tomboy girl.

Well lets see what happen next!

At the Matsuno house

5 of the sextuplets were doing what they did best, just lay around in their room doing nothing. Osomatsu was reading manga, Karamatsu was doing poses, Ichimatsu was standing in the corner, Jyushimatsu was playing with some strings while Todomatsu was looking at his phone.

''Man, this has been one boring day.'' Said Osomatsu.

''yeah, nothing major happening today or tomorrow.'' Said Ichimatsu.

''I guess that's the time that everyone has nothing better to prepare.'' Said Todomatsu.

''Has anyone seen Choromatsu?" Asked Osomatsu.

''He´s probably staring at some idol video. You know how he can be.'' Said Todomatsu.

''Should we look for him?" Asked Osomatsu.

''Nah.'' Said the others.

Then out of nowhere Choromatsu appeared, it was like they spoke his name enough times and he arrived.

''Guys!'' Said Choromatsu all tired.

''Uh hey Choromatsu, we were talking about you.'' Said Jyushimatsu.

''You guys aren't going to believe what I found!'' Said Choro.

''What is it? Porn?" asked Karamatsu.

''I wish! Believe or not it might be even better than porn!'' Said him.

''What!'' Said the others.

The sextuplets all made enough space for Choromatsu to put what he was brough to their room, it was a book, a very old book.

''So what is this old thing?" Asked Todomatsu.

''Some say it's an ancient artifact, some say it's a magic book!'' Said Choromatsu.

''A magic book!'' Said Jyushimatsu all excited.

''don't tell me you´re into this magic crap.'' Said Karamatsu.

''What! No, but maybe there is something here that can help us.'' Said Choromatsu.

''No thanks. I am willing to let life take me away as it pleases.'' Said Ichimatsu.

''So, what is so great about this stupid book?" Asked Osomatsu.

''Well, there is a certain spell here that is very important.'' Said Choromatsu with a smirk.

''And what is it?" Asked Todomatsu.

''It say that it can make any man, even the most repulsive one look so attractive that no woman can say no to him.'' Said Choromatsu with a smirk.

The other brothers upon hearing that all had white eyes at that, they started to flip all the pages of the book like a bunch of desperate people.

''Where is it! Where is it!'' Scream all the brothers looking for the spell.

''STOP IT!'' Scream Choromatsu grabbing the book away.

The green shirt brother looked at the book, making sure it wasn't damaged and he took a sigh meaning that nothing happened.

''Look, I want this spell more than anyone. I brought for you all to see so we can all do the spell together, if I did just on myself than I could see something really bad happening to my health.'' Said Choromatsu.

''Fair enough.'' Said Osomatsu.

''Well spoken brother.'' Said Karamatsu.

The green shirt brother put the book back on the table as he and his siblings looked at the ancient thing.

''So how are we going to do this?" Asked Todomatsu.

''Lets all say random spells together. It might work.'' Said Jyushimatsu.

''What! No way this is going to end badly for us!'' Scream Choromatsu.

''Please, knowing us all we would get is a explosion in the face or someone beating us up.'' Said Karamatsu.

''Or cutting us in half.'' Said Jyushimatsu.

''Or tossing us from a building.'' Said Ichimatsu.

''How the hell aren't we dead yet!'' Said Osomatsu.

''Let's just read it, we will get some punchline later.'' Said Choromatsu.

''Right!'' Said all the others.

The brothers started flipping through the pages of the old book, looking for the right spell. It was hard because the book had some kind of weird language written all over the pages. After 5 minutes of search they stopped at one certain page.

''Hey, I think its this one.'' Said Ichimatsu.

''Why do you think?'' Asked Choromatsu.

''I think it has girl written all over this.'' Said Ichimatsu with a random guess.

''So, let's give it a try.'' Said Karamatsu.

The boys soon started to make the chantation, saying some weird words with no meaning.

Soon the book started to glow, something that they didn't expect.

''Wow! It's working.'' Said Jyushimatsu.

''Yeah, we are going to get so many girls.'' Said Osomatsu.

''Karamatsu girls just you wait.'' Said Karamatsu with a smile.

However something weird was happening now, some weird aura was surrounding the boys and it wasn't look like it was giving them any powers or any sort of magic.

''Hey, what is going on?" Asked Todomatsu.

''Uh….'' Said Choromatsu confused

''Choromatsu stop this! I am getting nervous!'' Said Osomatsu.

''Ok, ok.'' Said Choromatsu trying to close the book.

The book, however, wasn't letting any of the siblings close him, it was like possed or something.

''What!'' Said Choromatsu in shock.

''You idiots! What have you brought to us?" Asked Osomatsu pissed.

Soon the book started to absorb the boys, almost like dragging them to its page or to another world. Whatever the case they were all screaming in horror.

''AAAAAAAH!'' Scream the Matsuno brothers soon were all dragged towards the book, pretty much vanishing from their world.

The room was now empety, the book was on the table and the brothers were all gone. Soon their mothers appeared in concern.

''Boys, what was that screaming?" Asked her.

The old woman looked around and didn't see any of her sons in the room.

''Boys?" Asked her.

She thought about the screaming she heard, but she wasn't seeing anyone.

''I guess they all went out.'' Said her.

She then saw the old book that Choromatsu brought.

''What an old book, as long its not another porno mag its ok.'' Said her.

The old woman put the book in a bookshelf, not knowing that it was the thing responsible for the disappearance of her sons.

In another world.

Osomatsu was falling through the sky, the grown man was screaming his lungs out, pretty much thinking that he was going to die.

''aaaaaaaaaaaah!' Scream him.

He soon started to land in some trees, where he would get a lot of hits and injuries.

Crack

Pump

BAM

Finally, Osomatsu hit the ground, the hard ground but still a landing point.

''Ouch.'' Said the eldest in intense pain.

The oldest brother finally got back up and had his senses back. He looked around to see that he was in some sort of forest.

''Where am I?" Asked him.

''Uh…'' Said a similar but pretentious voice nearby, Osomatsu knew who that voice belonged to.

''Karamatsu!'' Said Osomatsu seeing the second oldest.

''Osomatsu is that you?" Asked him.

''Yes, man look at you. Also had a rough landfall.'' Said Osomatsu.

''At least they are safe.'' Said Karamatsu.

''What is safe? A way to come back home?" Asked Osomatsu.

''No, my sunglasses.'' Said Karamatsu putting his shades.

The oldest just looked annoyed at that and started screaming at him.

''Listen! We are in the middle of a forest with no way to survive. How are we going to get out of here?" Asked Osomatsu.

''You´re telling me? I have no idea how.'' Said Karamatsu.

''Guys!'' Said another voice, the two brothers turned their heads to see the third oldest Choromatsu has also landed it.

''Choromatsu!'' Said the two.

The two went running towards their brother in a great amount of speed.

''Hey! Its good to see you two…'' Said Choromatsu happy to see his brothers, who quickly ran towards him just to beat him up.

BAM

KICK

''Asshole!'' Scream Osomatsu grabbing the green shirt brother by the necktie.

''You better have a way to get us back home!'' Said Karamatsu.

''Hey, sorry. I didn't expect this to happen. I didn't even expect that book to work.'' Said Choromatsu.

The two oldest stopped beating their youngest sibling so they could see what their next plan was.

''Where are the others?" Asked Osomatsu.

''I don't know, I haven't seen them yet.'' Said Choromatsu.

''We need to get some idea where we are.'' Said Karamatsu.

A few minutes later.

The group walked off the forest and soon see a little town on the front, they expect there to be their salvation.

''I see a town over there!'' Said Osomatsu.

''Good, let's go and look for information.'' Said Choromatsu.

The 3 brothers went running towards the town, whatever place it was they were going to find a way to get back home safely.

A little later.

The group arrived at the town and they´re beyond confused, it didn't look like any town that they´ve been before. This town looked like something off an RPG.

''Man, where are we? Looks like this town is late in so many things.'' Said Osomatsu.

''It's like a fairy tale and I am the handsome prince.'' Said Karamatsu.

''First off we need a location jackass.'' Said Choromatsu.

As the trio kept walking Osomatsu bumped into someone holding a little luggage.

''Sorry, I wasn't seeing where I was going.'' Said the person who bumped to Osomatsu.

''no prob…'' Said Osomatsu turning around to the person who asked him for question.

The person was a beautiful blonde girl, with great leg, a beautiful face and a nice bust.

''aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! What a beauty! She makes all the others girls I see look like trash! She is speaking to me! This my chance!' Thought Osomatsu with a smirk.

''Uh?" Asked the girl.

The two brothers also saw the beautiful blonde, but they kept their cool intact, otherwise they would have lost their chances already.

''Is he ok?" Aske the girl.

''Pardon him, he is like this with girls.'' Said Karamatsu.

''Yes, no wonder he is such garbage.'' Said Choromatsu.

The girl was amazed to see the trio looked like each other, with a different feature here and there.

''Wow, you´re all triplets?' Asked the girl.

''Actually, we are sextuplets.'' Said Karamatsu.

''Sextuplets!'' Said the girl.

''Well 3 of us are missing and we are looking for them.'' Said Choromatsu.

''I guess they must be around this town, but we are starting our investigation.'' Said Karamatsu.

''I hope you all found them; it must be horrible be separated from your brothers.'' Said the girl.

Osomatsu soon had his thoughts put together and was speaking again with the girl, although it was still a bit creppy.

''Sorry, I don't bump into cute girls everyday so you´re a good surprise.'' Said him.

''Oh its ok, I didn't get hurt and I am also new here. I am trying to adapt too.'' Said her.

''I guess we must continue, those three idiots are going to die alone if we don't find them quickly.'' Said Choromatsu.

''Well, if you want so help I can assist.'' Said the girl.

The trio just look at that in shock, a girl was going to help them find their brothers, plus they could speak with her first and know her before the youngest trio. This was a big win.

''She is going to help us…. this is a score!'' Thought Choromatsu.

''I wonder what kind of guy she's into.'' Thought Karamatsu.

''She can be mine!'' Thoguht Osomatsu.

The girl looked confused at the weird faces that the trio was displaying.

''Uh…are you all ok? By the way I haven't caught your names.'' Said her.

''I am Osomatsu Matsudo.''

''Karamatsu Matsudo.''

''Choromatsu Matsudo.''

''Well Osomatsu, Karamatsu, Choromatsu my name is Lucy Hearthfelia. It's a pleasure in meeting you three.'' Said her.

So yeah, we start with a group of three. Where are the other ones? They are around but it will take some time for them to be all together. I think this will be a really funny story, the sextuplets can be responsible and hardworking, you just need to motivate them hard enough. I hope you are all ok with that.

What kind of magic do you think each one should have?

I hope you all enjoy this story and have a good day.