So I made a small oopsies in the previous chapter – the Red referred to in chapter 16 as Pokémon Champion Red is a completely different individual from the guy Red that was a split of Ash – Pokémon Champion Red has existed in this timeline long before Ash was even born.
My bad…
Also, for readers that see this fic on both and Ao3, there's no need to post reviews/comments on both platforms – either one is enough.
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Chapter 017 – An Orgy Compensation Package
As Oshawott blasted away like a home run baseball, he closed his eyes in fear, attempting to pull off aqua jet in a futile attempt to save himself. Unfortunately, he was much younger than he once was and lacked the strength to pull off said move, not that he realized that until he struck something hard.
Wait. Why was there hair in his mouth? Eww!
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Just by the edge of Lake Serperior, a teen and her Pokémon could be seen enjoying the cool waters, a relief from the surprisingly hot Autumn of southern Unova. Though just as she was about to step out from the lake, she heard a sudden cry of a Pokémon of some sort.
But before she could even look towards the source, something hard smacked her on the head and threw her back into the water. And as she clenched her head in agony, the physical pain was nothing compared to the mental fatigue as her thirteen-year-old brain processed a lifetime's worth of memories, causing her to immediately collapse, face first into the mud on the lake's shore.
"IRIS!" screamed a tiny, green-scaled Dragon type.
Meanwhile, the object that struck her, revealed to be a Water type, promptly jumped in joy at seeing the purple-haired teen, accidentally blasting her in the face with a playful water gun, instantly waking her up.
"AHHH!" screamed the teen, sputtering as she coughed out excess water. Oops.
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Three weeks later, Ash & Co. arrived at Saffron City for the Marsh badge – even though they could fly there in less than an hour, nothing could beat the experience of traveling with friends on foot through the wilderness of Kanto.
Just as they spotted the lights of Saffron City ahead, Misty raised an important point that the group had yet to get a concise answer on.
"Hey Ash. Do we have to go to the Saffron gym? Because the last thing I want is to end up being turned into a doll for a dissociative identity disordered 8/28-year-old."
…
"I know…But the Marsh badge…"
"Ash. I know we've already discussed this, because as much as I'd love to have the Marsh badge, I really don't want to battle a psychotic bitch with a Kadabra that I can't hit and can redirect bolts of plasma-"
"You're stronger than you were all those years ago and we've faced far more powerful psychic Pokémon and come out on top."
"Yeah, but none of them could redirect thunderbolts – most of the time they turned me into a ping pong ball."
"Hmm…"
"Don't you have at least one Dark or Ghost type?" asked Brock.
"Yeah! We've got Krookodile, Scraggy, Greninja, Incineroar, and oh yeah Gengar!"
"Yeah, and Scraggy's back at the ranch! He can be a part of the team to deal with Sabrina!"
"But isn't Scraggy right now a baby Pokémon?" asked Misty.
"And don't forget about the fact that even before the whole time-travel mess Scraggy wasn't exactly what we'd call a heavy-duty battler. He can get the job done for most ordinary battles, but against an opponent like Sabrina, he's toast."
"Hey! Scraggy's a cool Pokémon!"
"I'm not refuting that point. But the truth is that he's still a baby Pokémon and no matter how hard we train him up it'll be years before he's near the level of somebody like Krookodile or Greninja. Unfortunately, he's the only one on hand that is at the very least immune to direct Psychic type attacks." replied Pikachu.
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"You're right" sighed Ash.
It was at this moment that Misty registered the fact that Pikachu mentioned that Ash had a Greninja.
"YOU HAVE A GRENINJA!" screeched Misty.
"Umm…yeah…" stuttered Ash, realizing his mistake.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!"
Another fact of the universe – never withhold a Water type that Misty hasn't seen before from her to fawn about. If she found out about Ash-Greninja, Ash was certain that she'd faint from excitement…
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After that charming discussion, the group made their way to the Pokémon Center, intent on making a final game plan before Ash's inevitable challenge tomorrow, with plans for the AFK-290 to be flying right over Saffron tomorrow in the event they needed to make an explosive escape from the Gym. Though for some inexplicable reason, Ash had a feeling that he was forgetting to go somewhere… (cough 'Lavender Town' cough)
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The next day…
Inside the Saffron City Gym, in a room that most mortals were forbidden to enter, squeals of laughter could be heard. Within was a sight so shocking that most who gaze upon it would be admitted into Arkham Asylum, a sight beyond that of comprehension.
Sabrina. The stoic, expressionless beauty, and leader of the Saffron City Gym, playing strip poker with the Nimbasa City Gym Leader and supermodel Elesa, Lorelei of the Kanto Elite Four, Pike Queen Lucy of the Battle Frontier, and Kahuna Olivia of Alola.
Of the five beautiful young women, Lorelei was down to her lacy lingerie, Lucy was still wearing her tank top, and Olivia hadn't lost a single article of clothing (though to be honest, it wasn't like she wore much in the first place…). Elesa and Sabrina on the other hand were already down to their birthday suits with the latter now at the stage of deviant dares.
In the midst of all this was a Haunter as the game dealer, now preparing a video camera to record what was to be the next round of the game.
As the deck was played and the chips laid bare, Sabrina ended up as the very clear loser of the round, internally panicking at what was in store for her. And this time, it was from one of Lorelei's dare cards, a dare from the biggest deviant of debauchery of the five. If only she was allowed to use her psychic abilities; then she'd never lose…
"Now for your dare. You will…"
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Anxious about what was to come, the trio made their way to the gym, their heartbeats rising as they entered the building. Welcomed by an assistant, they walked to the battlefield, a plain gravel field as large as the ones at the other gyms he had faced.
"Madam Sabrina will see you now." spoke the nameless assistant, locking the door behind him.
Pikachu gulped in fear.
On the other end of the battlefield, a set of doors slid open, fog obscuring the figure that appeared from it. And as it cleared, it revealed Gym Leader Sabrina in all her glory, quite literally.
It was at this moment that Ash got his second taste of the female form, reaching the human equivalent of Windows blue screen of death and promptly fainted from a loss of blood flow to the brain.
Simultaneously, Sabrina, for some inexplicable reason stared at Ash while looking sick to the face.
"Holy motherfu*king shit!" swore Pikachu in shock.
"Too true bro!" answered Charmeleon who had popped out of his Poké ball.
"Like, wow! Sabrina's terrifying and all, but damm, she's hot! Her knockers are almost as big as May's!" remarked Pikachu.
Simultaneously, Brock raced towards the naked Gym Leader and did what he does best.
"Oh, my sweet Sabrina. Your pale skin glistens like the stars and my heart is drawn to your breasts like the Earth is to the Sun – AAEEOOWWW!"
Only for Misty to yeet Brock several feet back by the ear "If the Earth got closer to the Sun it would burn. And so will you if you don't shut it!" grumbled Misty.
Meanwhile, in the forest just outside of Saffron City, a Pokémon ran as fast as his legs could carry him as felt his fist charge up a poison jab attack.
"Oh come on! We didn't even get to see the start of the match!" yelled an upset voice, revealed to be Lorelei of the Elite Four. And if it weren't for the fact that her boyfriend was out cold from the sight of Sabrina's D cups, Misty might have been squealing like a fangirl at the sight of her idol.
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"Can someone explain what's going on? And why are several hot chicks in different stages of undress – did we miss the memo about a lesbian orgy or something?" questioned an entertained yet very confused Electric type upon seeing several hot women in various stages of undress.
"Hi Pikachu!" squeaked a brown bundle of fur that rammed into Ash's starter.
"Rockruff? Litten?"
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After Pikachu zapped Ash awake, they could now get down to business – namely that of Incineroar and Lycanroc, even if they were devolved like everyone else on the team. This coincided with Lorelei casually talking to Misty about something that left her beet red and swearing like crazy and Charmeleon clenching his gut in laughter.
"Charmeleon buddy. What's going on?"
"You won't believe it. Heck. I can't believe it."
"Believe what?" questioned the Electric type.
"Ok. Well…apparently Sabrina lost a round of Strip Poker Truth or Dare, and right now her dare is to face her next challenger naked. If she wins, said challenger becomes her femdom boy toy for a week, and if she loses, then said challenger gets to challenge not just her, but the others on a different battlefield if you get what I mean…"
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"BWAHHHAAAHHAHA!" laughed Pikachu out loud.
"Boys! We better fucking win – Ash's chances of getting an orgy are on the line!"
"Just two questions. What about Misty? And is this even legal?" asked Charmeleon, asking the important questions.
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Misty reacted in a way that was normal for females everywhere when another female intruded on their man.
"I…I…NO. NO, NO, NO!"
"Come on dear, it'll be fun – Daisy is one of my favorite partners and your boy toy will have the time of his life. And I'd love to see if you share your sister's kinks-"
"FUCK NO! ASH IS MINE AND NO HUSSY IS GETTING THEIR HANDS ON HIM!"
"I am inclined to agree with Miss Waterflower – I am most certainly not battling Mister Ketchum naked, let alone engaging with him outside of battle…" said Sabrina forcefully.
"What's the change of mind Sabrina dear – just minutes ago you were itching at the thought of your next challenger being a handsome stud?" giggled Lorelei, eyeing Ash like a Houndoom to meat.
"It's…nothing – he's just a bit…young for my tastes." answered Sabrina hastily.
"Sabrina dearie – the age of consent in Kanto is fifteen and this young man looks like quite a fine specimen." said Elesa, seductively wiggling her hips as she approached Ash.
This was all that Misty needed to whip out her trusty mallet, her eyes raging with fury.
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Ten minutes of negotiations later, Pikachu was all but brain-dead. Because who knew that negotiating for Ash to not be in an orgy was so hard – apparently the five powerful and hot female trainers were on a month-long vow of celibacy (it wasn't even November!), which was supposed to end with the previously mentioned poker game.
But since Ash was the lucky, or unlucky bloke who happened to be Sabrina's next challenger, he was getting roped into this mess.
Surprisingly, Sabrina was willing and very insistent on dropping the whole orgy thing, much to the dismay of the others who were horny enough to threaten and pressure the Saffron gym leader into refusing Ash's gym challenge if he didn't consent. Pikachu was slightly uncertain about the legality of this…but at the same time, wanted Ash to have an orgy with some very hot women – Ash did need training on the art of sex, and this would be his first practical class if the plan worked.
Fortunately, he now had a backup plan that would satisfy the horny women and placate Misty. And all he had to do was get a contract signed.
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"Charmeleon! Blast our pal Brock with flamethrower!" ordered Pikachu.
And before anybody could protest that, one controlled flamethrower attack struck Brock, who had been knocked out by Misty after going all lovey-dovey on Lorelei, hot enough to burn up his clothes save for his tighty-whities that were strained against a hard package if Brock's dreamy expression while out cold didn't already express his horniness. But the main intent of this was to reveal Brock's chiseled body which definitely got the women's attention – he wasn't called Brock-The-Rock for nothing.
"Behold – one fine male specimen. If Ash loses, he becomes your femdom boy toy. If Ash wins, you've earned yourselves an orgy with a Chad!" stated Pikachu. Sabrina, who had been playing translator for him thanks to her psychic abilities, was suddenly agreeable to having Brock instead of Ash, who had the approval of the other women.
"I don't think Brock consented to this." pondered Misty out loud.
"Oh. Just a moment please." stated the Electric type, before immediately waking Brock up with a thunderbolt.
"Brock! Good news! If Ash wins the Saffron gym challenge against Sabrina, you get to have an orgy with five very hot women. If Ash loses, you'll still be in an orgy with five hot women, though you most likely will have a thick strap-on shoved up your ass."
"Wait what…"
"Brock. Think of it as compensation for all the times you've gotten bonked/yanked by the ears/poison jabbed for being overly romantic/horny. Now, I need you to formally declare your consent and sign this contract." said Pikachu, shoving a Post-it size contract and a Sharpie in Brock's face.
"Umm…do they consent?" stuttered a shocked Brock.
"Hmm…he is well endowed…" pondered Lorelei, poking Brock's briefs.
"And those muscles – they're as chiseled as a Continental Crush Z-Move." said Olivia in a dreamy voice.
"He's definitely a cutie." blushed Lucy.
"Yep. I think we all consent to having some personal time with Brock…" whispered Elesa seductively in Brock's ear.
"Yes…he is rather good-looking…" murmured Sabrina, licking her lips in anticipation.
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Seeing as the women were amenable to having Brock as their stud, Pikachu grabbed Brock's hand and force-signed his name on the contract.
Seeing his name on the contract and the five women surrounding him, Brock promptly fainted, unable to believe the dream before him coming true.
…
It was at this moment that the front doors blew open, revealing the familiar sight of Brock's Croagunk and his Blissey devolved into Happiny, the former armed with a poison jab attack. Though upon seeing Brock surrounded by several hot women, the Toxic Mouth Pokémon facepalmed before approaching and shoving a crate full of condoms at Lucy, after which he dug into Brock's backpack and popped into a fresh Poké ball.
Yep. this was one crazy day in Pikachu's opinion.
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After getting everybody clothed and waking up Brock who was now sitting between Olivia and Lucy, the official Saffron City Gym Challenge could finally be underway.
"The Saffron City Gym challenge will now be underway.
This will be a three vs eight gym challenge between the Challenger, Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town, and Gym Leader Sabrina of the Saffron City Gym-"
"Wait! Three vs eight?" questioned a surprised Ash.
"No matter how capable you may be, you will need more than a full team against my own – no trainer has ever won against me with even six Pokémon." answered Sabrina. "Tragically, Elite Four Member Agatha suggested that I increase the limit to eight, which did allow for a small number of badges won over the past few years."
In the background, Loreli scoffed at Sabrina's words. "She calls two badges given out in the past five years a small amount – it's minuscule compared to all the other gyms."
"Ok?" replied Ash, now ever more anxious about the match before him.
Pikachu then promptly remembered that the win rate against Sabrina was 0.5% over the last ten years and that she was Kanto's top Gym Leader for a reason.
With that, the referee continued, "The match will be over when all Pokémon on one side are unable to continue. Furthermore, only the challenger will be allowed to substitute his Pokémon at any time during the match. Trainers, bring out your-"
But before the referee could complete her mandatory speech, a cream pie appeared out of nowhere and went splat on her face, an ominous giggle in the background, leaving Sabrina sighing in a way that implied that she was dealing with an idiot – an adorable idiot, but an idiot nevertheless.
"Haunter. Stop being an ass and get over here." ordered Sabrina, only for said Ghost-Poison type to appear before her.
"Sorry Sabrina, couldn't resist the expressions that challengers make when someone gets a face full of cream pie – Ash?"
"Gengar? Is that you buddy?"
"Boss Ash! Boss Pikachu! Oh boy am I glad to see you guys; like, the past few months have been real trippy, and that's coming from a Ghost type-"
"Hem-hem. Is there something I am missing or…"
"Sorry Sabrina, it's complicated and I honestly don't know what's going on, but long story short, Ash is the trainer I've been looking for" answered Haunter, only to dig into Ash's backpack for an empty Poké ball that was immediately activated.
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"That…was rather unexpected. Now, let's get down to business, shall we."
"I'm ready when you are!" smiled Ash in response.
"Trainers, bring out your Pokémon!"
"Espeon. Come on out!"
"Noctowl! I choose you!"
"Ready. Battle BEGIN!"
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"Espeon. Attack"
And with no other prompt, Espeon fired off a barrage of what were spheres of zap cannon, a move that would land super effective damage if it were to hit.
Ash immediately knew that Sabrina's psychic abilities would give him no forewarning of how she would battle, and he'd need to figure out a strategy against a speedy opponent like Espeon.
"Use air slash!" commanded Ash, only for Espeon to dodge it with ease. "Keep up the pressure with air slash.
This continued for nearly a minute, only for Espeon to suddenly change things up by blocking instead of dodging air slash with what was iron tail, followed by a surprise sonic boom scoring a direct hit on Noctowl.
"Noctowl!"
"I…am alright good sir. But this…this is already turning up to be a most promising battle."
"Well then, let's give them one heck of a battle. Noctowl, track Espeon's movements and use quick attack!"
Espeon continued to evade, with Noctowl unable to land even a single hit.
'Wait for an opening, wait for it…' "Now! Use night slash!"
At that moment, Noctowl was less than a foot away from Espeon, the Psychic type already in the air after leaping away to dodge. And since Espeon was not a Flying type, it couldn't change trajectory mid-air, leaving Noctowl free to score a super effective night slash with his wings, only for Espeon to escape unscathed with a quick teleport.
"Now follow up with shadow ball!"
But just before shadow ball struck, Espeon pulled off light screen and mirror coat, reflecting the attack back at Noctowl, even though it had no effect on the Normal-Flying type.
"Let's keep up the pressure – Aerial ace into giga-impact!"
Aerial ace, an unavoidable attack, combined with the power behind giga-impact, was sure to take out Espeon. But Sabrina was one of Kanto's top trainers for a reason, and Espeon responded with protect and psychic to throw Noctowl back, using the recoil from giga-impact to her advantage.
And as a dazed Noctowl flapped around getting his bearings, several spheres of psychic energy struck the Normal-Flying type out of nowhere, a surprise future sight attack taking him out, sending Noctowl crashing into the ground out cold.
"Noctowl is unable to battle. Challenger, bring out your next Pokémon."
"Fuck. Noctowl should've been more than capable of taking out Espeon – we underestimated how fast Espeon could be; both in terms of raw speed and with teleport."
"I know buddy. So we need to counter that!"
Knowing that he'd need to slow down Espeon, he sent out his next Pokémon.
With a quick "Come on out Totodile!", the dancing Water type appeared, ready for battle.
Unsurprisingly, Sabrina was silent and stoic.
"Match continue!"
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"Totodile! Let's hit hard with hydro pump!"
And as expected, Espeon teleported away, only to appear behind the Water type and fire off a zap cannon attack. But Totodile was sharp and blocked the attack with hydro pump and was just close enough to land an ice punch right on Espeon's side.
"Not bad – you managed to land a hit." remarked Sabrina.
"That's not all we have – Totodile – blast the battlefield with hydro pump!" commanded Ash, trying out one of the ideas the team had strategized the previous day.
And as Espeon fired off back-to-back zap cannon attacks, with Totodile blocking with hydro pump and getting the battlefield wet, both Pokémon were at a stalemate, not dealing any damage.
But suddenly, Totodile raced close to Espeon, fist charged with ice punch. And while Espeon dodged with teleport, Totodile's attack hit the ground, forming an icy spike on the ground. This continued for a minute, with the battlefield now turned into a mess of icy obstacles making movement difficult.
Sabrina, however, was curious about what exactly her opponent was attempting (and no, she wouldn't read her opponent's mind – that was a big no-no for any fair match).
But just as Espeon teleported to Totodile's side and fired off zap cannon, Totodile leaped into the air, with the attack now striking an ice formation behind him, sending shards everywhere. Some hit Totodile, but a few were able to graze Espeon, stunning the Psychic type long enough for a point-blank hydro pump to pack a serious punch.
And without any prompting from Ash, Totodile latched onto Espeon's torso with a super effective crunch attack. But to the surprise of everyone, Espeon used thunder wave, another Electric-type attack that immediately paralyzed Totodile.
Fortunately for Ash, Totodile was a stubborn Pokémon and did not let go of the Psychic type. And with crunch's Dark type making direct contact, Espeon couldn't teleport or use psychic to throw the Water type off.
"Now Totodile! Use hydro pump!"
With Totodile holding onto Espeon, hydro pump naturally made immediate contact with the eeveelution, sending it slamming into several ice structures. But out of nowhere, future sight struck. And when the dust cleared, both Pokémon were out.
"Both Espeon and Totodile are unable to battle. Trainers, bring out your next Pokémon!"
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"Damm – this isn't looking too great so far." muttered Brock. "Ash is already two Pokémon down to Sabrina's one, and we know that her ace is going to need everything Ash can throw at it."
"I know it looks bad, but we've known Ash to pull out of tough spots before!" said Misty.
"True, but this is Sabrina…"
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"Jynx. Prepare for battle."
"Torkoal! I choose you!"
"Match continue!"
Jynx promptly summoned hail, quickly dropping the temperature of the battlefield. And if it weren't for the psychic shields that protected the stands from the battlefield, Misty was sure she'd get frostbite.
Hail was promptly followed by ice beam, which was countered by flamethrower, though from the steam came a combo psyshock-shadow ball attack that Torkoal couldn't dodge.
But before Torkoal could gain his bearing from the aftermath of the previous attacks, several shards of ice from the battlefield battered him from all sides, with Sabrina now turning the ice battlefield he had previously used against Espeon against him.
"Let's change up the battlefield with heatwave!" countered Ash.
Heatwave promptly made the battlefield sizzling hot, melting and vaporizing the ice, nullifying the advantage the icy terrain offered to Jynx along with ending hail. As a bonus, heatwave was an AoE attack that Jynx couldn't dodge with teleport and landed a super-effective burn on the Ice-Psychic type.
In response, Jynx once again fired off a psyshock-shadow ball combo, but this time, Ash was prepared. Remembering something that Brock had done during his Alola class visit to the Cerulean Gym, Ash knew what to do.
"Torkoal, use both gyro ball and flamewheel!"
The Fire-Steel combo attack shrugged off Jynx's combo attack, but lost momentum when Jynx fired off hyper beam, sending Torkoal flying. And while the Fire type was far from out, Ash knew that he was definitely exhausted.
"Torkoal, save your strength for later. Bulbasaur, I choose you!"
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Ok, so I'm in a bit of a pickle for a portion of this story.
Right now, I've got the Celadon, Fuchsia, Cinnabar, and Pewter gym challenges more or less as fillers between Saffron and the really good/crazy shit that'll happen with the Viridian Gym and the subsequent events afterward (Trust me – I've got some really crazy stuff going on for Viridian, M1, and beyond and am giddy to publish it).
With this in mind, I've got two options – do I go ahead with them as brief fillers that could each be just a few paragraphs at most (the more likely option), or do I attempt to make them gym challenges on par with at least the Vermillion gym challenge (a pain in the ass option), even though I'm stuck on a writer's block on how to make them interesting besides a few small silly incidents (I might be able to pull off a good battle sequence for Blaine, but the other ones are far harder to make decent).
And as always, please leave comments/reviews – I love reading your guys' thoughts and they help make this fic better.