Sasuke's dragged to a bar, where Karin, Juugo, and the Akatsuki are celebrating New Year's Eve. Sasuke refuses to take part in the drunken stupidity, but of course, curiosity always did kill the cat…he doesn't know what he's saying…not that anyone remembers. Except Pein, of course, but who could forget THAT? Crackfic, AU. M to be safe.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Sasuke U., Juugo, Suigetsu H., Akatsuki - Complete