Opening Notes:

The speech in italics are not actually English, but animal language that has been translated for the reader's and writer's convenience.


X Agent was bleating in pain as it went on, begging for it to stop. "STOP! PLEASE! STOP!" He was in Admiral Qualities' ray-gun, being forcefully used to power up such a thing to terrorize anyone who dared get in the admiral's way, by either destroying their property or even giving them a horrible painful death, with nothing left behind. X Agent hated this, he hated it more than anything. "STOP! STOP!" X Agent cried, "STOP PLEASE! KILL ME IF YOU HAVE TO! JUST STOP!" But Admiral Qualities didn't listen, he just laughed, and laughed, and laughed. When it seems that all hope is lost, a familiar voice started to come out. "X Agent... Wake up!" Nothing happened at first, as X Agent was still in an unimaginable amount of pain. The voice continued as it became more louder, "X Agent! Wake up!" Still nothing. X Agent was still crying out for help, and it just seemed to go on until... Everything just stopped.

X Agent started to scream as he moved around rapidly, begging anyone to help him. "HELP! HELP! GOD HELP ME!" He cried. Suddenly, he felt someone hug him warmly and tightly. "X Agent! It's okay, it's just a dream..." It was Sheep, who was trying to comfort him. The warmness of the hug and comforting voice helped him calm down as he regained his vision, though still hyperventilating. X Agent looked around to see where he was. Thankfully, he was no longer in Admiral Qualities' ray-gun, but rather in his bedroom with Sheep right aside him. X Agent, feeling more secure, calmed down further but felt sorry that he woken up Sheep in this very dark and late night. "Sheep... I'm so sorry for waking you up..." He apologized. "Don't apologize, X Agent. It's just a nightmare..." Sheep soothed. X Agent looked down, "I know... But I wish I never had these nightmares in the first place... That ADMIRAL just... Wouldn't leave me alone..." "I understand how you feel..." Sheep comforted, "But all that matters is that you're safe in the Big City, away from him..." "But I still remember how much pain I was in when I was in HIS ray-gun..." X Agent added, "Every time I dream about it, I feel so much pain. So much. All I want is a good night's rest, but HE won't let me have it. I want to move on. I want to forget! But I just CAN'T! WHY? WHY WON'T THAT FUCKING ADMIRAL LEAVE ME ALONE! JUST WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" He then started to break down. Sheep tried to comfort him as much as he can, "Shh... It's okay... I'm right here for you... Let it all out... Let it all out..." X Agent continued to sob heavily, with Sheep comforting him for minutes on end, until the two sheep grew tired and eventually fell back to sleep peacefully...

Right below their apartment, in the dark empty streets of the Big City, there is a man, like no other, walking around, looking for something, something very important. He was tall, had blond hair, stars on his shoulders, and wears a hat that had the number one on. "Where is he?" He asked himself, "He must be in the Big City... I looked everywhere in every state, and he must be somewhere in New York..." The man continued to look, but what was he looking for was nowhere to be seen. "How could he escape from me, of ALL people?" The man groaned. Just then, he heard someone call him. "Psst. Perhaps I could be of assistance..." It whispered. The man startled at the voice, "Who are you?! Show yourself to me at ONCE!" "More than happy to..." The voice said, before someone walked out of the void-like shadows. He was also tall, but had pale red skin, small glasses, and a notably large jaw, alongside a doctor's uniform to go with it. "My name is: Dr. Oh No No No..." He introduced. "Hello, Dr. Oh No No No No... I guess?" the man said. "Actually, my last name is 'Oh No No No'. Not 'Oh No No No No'." Dr. Oh No corrected. "Whatever. What do you want from me? I'm busy!" The man questioned. "Actually, I'm here for what you want!" Dr. Oh No replied, "I heard that you're looking for someone!" "It's true I'm looking for someone." The man told, "It's a sheep that I once used for my sheep-powered ray-gun, until he escaped that is..." "'Sheep-powered ray-gun'... Eh?" Dr. Oh No thought, "You remind me of someone who I used to work with... Until things did not go well..." "Who that might be?" The man questioned. "General Specific and his secret military organization." Dr. Oh No added, "We were about to be a great team, until I found out that he is an idiot..." "Wow, what an idiot indeed..." The man laughed, "I actually do know about him! He and I used to be rivals at military school, always fighting to be the teacher's favorite. But now, he is NOWHERE near as powerful as me!" "Wow... He's much worse than I thought." Dr. Oh No sighed. "Back on track... How can YOU help me?" The man demanded. Dr. Oh No chuckled, "I have a plan to make that sheep turn himself in..." The man was now interested, "Go on..." "By terrorizing the Big City, or just violently holding it hostage!" Dr. Oh No continued. "How are we going to terrorize the Big City?" The man asked. "If we take over General Specific's base, I can build some robots and automatic tanks! I'm a genius, after all!" Dr. Oh No cheered. "Wow, that's sounds like a great plan!" The man smiled, "Though... What will I get in return? Other than my sheep?" "Oh... A beautiful sight..." Dr. Oh No announced before looking away, "Once I replace your sheep in your sheep-powered ray-gun with... An elephant..." The man heard this, "YOU WHAT?!" Dr. Oh No also heard this, "You 'You what' what?" "I heard what you said!" The man yelled. "You didn't hear a thing." Dr. Oh No panicked. "Yes I did! You said 'Once I replace your sheep in your sheep-powered ray-gun with an elephant...'" The man argued while intimidating Dr. Oh No's voice, "Do you KNOW what a SHEEP-POWERED ray-gun IS?" "Uhh... A ray-gun?" Dr. Oh No answered. "Not JUST a ray-gun!" The man corrected, "A ray-gun that will only work with a nature of a SHEEP! Putting an elephant in there won't do jackshit!" Dr. Oh No realized his mistake, "Oh..." The man then began to storm off, "Now if you excuse me... I'm off to find that sheep rather than work with 'geniuses' who will betray me!" Dr. Oh No began to think about another idea and, after coming up with one, began to panic and run towards the man. "NO WAIT! I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID!" He yelled. The man covered his ears, "Not listening..." "I'M SERIOUS HERE! I CAN REALLY HELP YOU!" Dr. Oh No begged. "Still not listening..." The man joked. "Look! I'll do anything! ANYTHING I TELL YOU!" Dr. Oh No offered. The man then stopped and looked at the doctor, "Did you say anything?" "Yes! I'll do anything for you!" Dr. Oh No confirmed. The man uncovered his ears and showed his hand, "Okay. I'll let you work with me... Under one condition." "What's that?" Dr. Oh No asked. "You follow my command, and do what I say. No elephants, no betrayal, none of that." The doctor smiled as he shook the man's hand in agreement, "I accept your offer, sir." Soon, the two began to laugh while they shook hands, and went on and on until they stopped and lets go of each other. "So, what should we do first?" Dr. Oh No asked. "Lets go to General Specific's base and take it over! He'll be in a nasty shock!" The man detailed, "The name's Admiral Qualities, by the way..."

General Specific was not very happy. He had so much motivation for capturing Sheep and X Agent, but didn't have a plan. He puffed as he looked at Private Public, "Private, do you have any plans to capture them sheep? I feel like capturing them, but I don't have a plan." "Sorry, sir. I don't." Private Public replied, "But maybe our scientist does!" "Good idea!" General Specific agreed, "MAD SCIENTIST!" With a bang, The Angry Scientist bursts in. "ANGRY! I'M AN ANGRY SCIENTIST FOR GOD-NESS SAKE!" He yelled, "MUST I CORRECT-NESS YOU EVERY TIME?!" "Whatever." General Specific sighed, "Do you have a plan to capture Sheep and X Agent?" "I don't-ness because I'm not feeling happy-ness about them damn-ness sheep escaping!" The Angry Scientist responded, "Other-ness than you calling-ness me MAD!" "Great..." General Specific groaned, "What are we going to do?" Before anyone can share their answer, they heard a knock at the entrance. "Who can it be at this time?" General Specific asked. "Maybe go and check, sir." Private Public suggested. "Well, that's one brain-ness in the room!" The Angry Scientist commented. "WHY YOU-" Before General Specific can finish, there was another knock at the door. "Okay, okay! I'll go and get it." He moaned before making his way to the metallic door. When he opened it, however, he gasped at the sight. "GREAT SCOTT!" He yelled. "EEE-Yyyyyeeeessss?" Great Scott appeared. "It's... It's..." General Specific was about to answer, but couldn't finish the sentence. A certain someone finished it for him, "Admiral Qualities?" "Yes..." General Specific confirmed, "What are you doing here?" "Oh, just to say hello..." Admiral Qualities replied. "Hello." General Specific welcomed unenthusiastically. "Things had changed since we last met!" Admiral Qualities said, "Things had indeed changed!" "Yes, they have!" General Specific confirmed, "Changed from-" "Still being weak?" Admiral Qualities teased. "No... We are NOT WEAK!" General Specific told. "Still being weaker than me?" Admiral Qualities laughed. General Specific was getting frustrated at the admiral, "Well then. If you want to work with me, then forget it! Apparently I'm 'weak'!" "He's doesn't have brain-ness..." The Angry Scientist added. General Specific heard this, "Hey! YOU PESKY-" As he was about to finish that sentence, he realized that The Angry Scientist and Private Public were beside him. "Wait, how do you know I was talking to Admiral Qualities?" "The Plot Device told us, sir." Private Public answered, before the Plot Device showed up and said "Hello." "Ah? Are these your minions?" Admiral Qualities asked jokingly. "We are NOT General Specific's minions!" Private Public corrected, "We are his friends!" General Specific blushed, "Y-yeah... Just friends... Nothing more..." "I prefer to be called as 'General Specific's ANGRY Scientist'." The Angry Scientist added. Admiral Qualities' mood then changed, "Okay, chit chat's over. Give me your base." The SMO henchmen looked at each other, before bursting out laughing. "You want US to give YOU our BASE?!" General Specific laughed. "You're more ridiculous than my father!" Private Public added. "Wow! Did you forget your brain-ness today-ness-ness?" The Angry Scientist joked. "Okay, maybe I won't make you give me your base." Admiral Qualities replied, "But I know someone who would!" Then, Dr. Oh No jumped out behind the admiral. Everyone gasped at his sight. "HOLY MOLY!" General Specific said out loud. Holy Moly then appeared, "EEE-YYYyyyeeeeeees?" "It's Dr. Oh No No No No No!" General Specific added. "Dr. Oh No No No! Not Dr. Oh No No No No No!" Dr. Oh No corrected, "You maybe wondering how I came back?" "I was about to ask that." General Specific confirmed. "Well, you see. That silly Secret British Service left me behind because they thought I was dead. But they were very wrong..." Dr. Oh No explained, "Now, like the admiral said, give us your base." "Or else what?" General Specific laughed, still not taking the situation seriously. Admiral Qualities sighed, "Or else I will have to take drastic measures..." He then got a shotgun out and pointed it at everyone, he was ready to shoot someone if they defy his order. "Woah there... There's no need for... THAT..." General Specific gasped. "There needs to be if you don't do what he wants!" Dr. Oh No added, "Just give us your base and leave." Everyone didn't know what to do as they feared that what they say could end up getting themselves shot, except Private Public. "Okay, we will give you our base. Just don't shoot us." Admiral Qualities smiled in delight before lowering his shotgun, "That's what I'll like to hear. Now, out you go." General Specific was shocked to see Private Public do something like this, "Private, why would you-" "It's the only way, sir." Private Public interrupted, "We don't want any of us to get shot." "But where are we going to stay?" General Specific asked. "I'm afraid we'll have to stay at... Our cousins place, for now that is." Private Public added. General Specific groaned, "Not my cousin's base... If he sees us, then he'll make us party until we drop!" "If we tell him what's going on, he'll understand." Private Public suggested, "Even then, its better then getting shot." He then stopped talking when Admiral Qualities pointed his shotgun to him, "I said, out you go." Private Public nodded and the rest of the henchmen walked out and left the two be... Well, almost everyone of them. Just before the Plot Device can follow the rest, Admiral Qualities stopped her. "So, you're some kind of Plot Device?" He asked. The Plot Device rolled her eyes, "Yes... I AM a Plot Device." "I wonder if you could work for me?" Admiral Qualities suggested. "No, I refuse. I only work with the Secret Military Organization, and no one else. Also, if you're going to shoot me, then forget it. Your bullets are just going to go through me." The Plot Device refused. Admiral Qualities whispered something to Dr. Oh No, before the two nodded and the latter walked off. "Oh well. You better be on your way." Admiral Qualities said. "Yeah, I have better things to-" Before The Plot Device can finish her sentence, Dr. Oh No switched her off and began to modify her. "Just a few seconds, and she is all yours!" He declared. After a few seconds, the Plot Device came back on and said "Hello." like nothing ever happened. "What did you do?" Admiral Qualities asked. "I modified the Plot Device's hard drive, soft drive, and squishy drive, to make her follow our command!" Dr. Oh No answered. "What about the eyes, though?" Admiral Qualities questioned. "A little personal something." Dr. Oh No explained. "Right..." Admiral Qualities understood before looking at the Plot Device, "Plot Device, who do you trust?" "I only trust you, Admiral Qualities, and Dr. Oh No No No!" "Excellent, doctor!" Admiral Qualities cheered, "You are smarter than I actually thought!" Dr. Oh No was confused, "Was that supposed to be a compliment, or an insult?" Admiral Qualities shook his head, "Never mind." "What do I do now?" Dr. Oh No questioned. "Go build your robots, and I'll set up a speech for that sheep so he'll feel guilty and turn himself in!" "We are a dream team!" Dr. Oh No cheered. "Just do your thing, okay?" Admiral Qualities demanded, losing his patience." Dr. Oh No groaned as he and the modified Plot Device went inside the base, leaving the admiral to laugh manically. "X Agent, you WILL come back to me after all these years!"


Chapter Ending Notes:

You may have noticed that Dr. Oh No No No's name is mostly spelt as "Dr. Oh No". The reason is because I found out that the "No No No"s were getting very annoying when repeated a lot. So, I decided to reduce the "No"s and only use the full name when it is mentioned by a character.