Once upon a time there was a funny robot named bender from futurama.
One day he was coming to Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force's house,
Shake said "t-there's um something I want to tell ya..."
"What?" said Bender from Futurama "I'm fucking pregnant" said Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Bender was absolutely shocked and he threw up despite being a fucking robot
"And it's yours" Shake said again and Bender threw up on him too.
9 months later. Shake is about to give birth any bloody second now.
And Bender being the proud father to his child grabbed his wife to go to the hospital As they were driving Bender thought he heard a bump, when he got up he saw a dead woman, Bender saw a fat man coming up the hill
It was fucking Peter Griffin from fucking family guy.
"What have you done to my wife!?" Peter Griffin about to burst to a ocean of tears,
"A pregnant milkshake is about to fucking give birth" said goofy ahh robot,
"MILKSHAKES CAN NOT GET PREGNANT!" yelled Peter.
Bender and Peter had a rap battle.
Peter was hitting down the right notes while his god damn pregnant friend was in fucking pain Bender then starts pissing on Peter Griffin's face
Peter Griffin screamed at the top of his lungs as he slowly started to melt.
Bender had stopped rasicm "ITS FUCKING COMING" Shake yelled and with a single push, the baby came out of his straw, Bender picked up the child lying down the street It looked like stewie Griffin.
Bender threw Shake down the street.
THE END.