In a theater; a bunch of people were preparing for a play.
Owen was currently dressed up like Santa Claus and chowing down on milk and cookies.
Scratch was watching this.
"Ok I know I like to eat but even I think you should slow down Owen!" spoke Scratch worriedly.
Even Chris McClain who was dressed as a elf was worried.
"You really should cut back on that stuff." Said Chris.
Then Roger who was also dressed like an elf appeared.
"Hey, he's perfect for the role of ol Saint Nick." Said Roger.
Owen then farted.
Muscle Jeff smelled it and fainted.
"See what I mean?" Said Roger.
"I'm sure He is gonna fart all show!" spoke Scratch.
Roger glared at Scratch.
"You want me to bring out the Fenton Thermos?" Said Roger.
"This theater doesn't allow them!" spoke Scratch, "Anyway, this show needs to be good, a lot of ghosts are coming here!"
Roger groaned and walked off.
He then came back.
"Well we hope it won't go wrong!" He said.
"It'll go wrong." said Owen.
"Let's hope not!" spoke Ollie who's dressed as a Elf.
"It's happened with all those other shows." said Owen.
At the entrance to the theater; Sonic was letting lots of people in and noticed some guy coming by who began coughing.
Sonic became mad and stopped the guy in his tracks.
"Oh no you don't." said Sonic.
He pointed to a sign that said 'If you're sick, don't bother coming in'.
The guy gave Sonic a Chili Dog.
The hedgehog did some thinking.
"Well I'm not the one in charge of this play." said Sonic.
He gave the person lots of cold and flu meds before motioning in the theater.
"I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing." said Sonic.
Back in the theater; Meek had finished up making cardboard cutouts of reindeer.
"There, the fake reindeer are finished." Said Meek.
"Fake my butt we are real, we are cursed to be cardboard!" Said a Reindeer.
"AWWWWW, SHUT UP!" Meek yelled slapping the one reindeer, "Don't make me grind you up into sausage."
The reindeer gulped as a door opened up and lots of smoke came pouring out and UF Dough Darryl, Jude Lizowski, and Zee exited the room chuckling.
Meek smelled the smoke and groaned.
"Yep, thought so." Said Meek.
Interview Gag
"I don't know why I get involved in these plays anyways?" said Meek.
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He took Darryl and threw him out Uncle Phil Style.
Meek clapped his hands together.
He went back and saw that UF Dough Daryll somehow got back In the theater.
"Hey what the?" said Meek.
He shrugged it off before walking off.
But he came back and threw UF Dough Daryll out again and went back in.
Meek sighed.
"Let's hope he stays out!" He said.
In the theater; a huge audience was forming.
"This better be good." Steve who was sitting in a booth seat with Katya said.
"It should be." his fiancee said while holding up a snowman cookie, "The concession stand was giving away free Christmas cookies."
Steve nodded.
"Worth it." said Steve.
The two ate their cookies.
Soon Scratch appeared on stage and he smiled.
"Sweet, cookies." said Scratch.
He then saw the audience and chuckled.
"And everyone seems to be ready." said Scratch.
He got serious and floated away.
"SHOW TIME PEOPLE!" yelled Scratch.
But then he was smacked across the face by Roger.
"I'm the one who directed this play that'll obviously go wrong due to plot armor." said Roger.
Scratch groaned.
"NO I DID YOU HYPOCRITE, I POSSESED YOU!" He said.
Roger did some thinking before smiling.
"Okay, so you're the one who directed it." said Roger.
He tore off his elf suit, revealing his every day clothes before picking up some suitcases.
"I'm following Tim Allen's idea from Christmas with the Kranks." Roger said before walking off, "DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, HERE I COME!"
Scratch became shocked.
"What, but you're the head elf." said Scratch.
"Not my problem, should of thought about that before possessing me." Roger said before he was fully gone.
"PLEASE ROGER, YOU ARE AWESOME AND I PROMICE I WONT POSSES YOU AGAIN!" cried Scratch.
He sighed.
"Fuck, you did it again Scratch." said Scratch.
"IS THE PLAY STARTING ANY TIME SOON!?" Yelled Sunny.
Scratch sighed.
"Yes, it's starting. The actors are ready, the stage is set, so please enjoy this Christmas based play." Said Scratch.
"Craigslist?" said Chris.
"I'm not going on that website." said Scratch.