AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey everyone. Thought I'd do something different. Now I love those fics where a human OC gets yeeted into the KFP world. I honestly can never get enough of those. So I had an idea, what if the same thing, but instead of a human finding himself in a strange new world, it's everyone's favorite waifu Tigress. Hope you enjoy.
CHAPTER I:
"It's a Small Multiverse After All"
Somewhere in Central Texas.
This is probably one of the biggest thunderstorms in Texas history. Ryan knew it well. He was prepared though. He had begun stockpiling canned goods, a metric fuckton of maruchan noodles, bottled water and even bought two portable generators.
Needless to say, he was ready.
He's been stockpiling ever since he first heard about the Chinese virus that shall not be named. Now that the pandemic is over, (or at least he feels like it's over) he's just fucking done with the world. There's bullshit going on between Russia and Ukraine, but he didn't care. World War III was probably going to start soon, but he didn't care. The entire Book of Revelations could happen right before his eyes, but he wouldn't care.
He welcomed the end of the world with open arms. He was rather cathartically pleased to see the end so much closer than ever before. Delighted even. He doesn't want to live on this "godforsaken rock" as he calls it.
Nothing good ever happened with his life. He's always wanted to write and even make movies, but with the events constantly happening around the world, and with the planet's inevitable end drawing ever so near, he feels like his 20 years of life was all for nothing.
Like he was born to die.
The fact that he lives alone didn't help either.
But depressed as he was, he made the best of it.
While the storm raged on outside he laid out on his bed, comfy, watching one of his many favorite movies:
Kung Fu Panda.
And then.
A flash.
BOOM!
Holy fucking shit that was loud.
Probably the loudest thunder crack he's ever heard. So loud, Ryan didn't even realize that the power went out.
"Shit."
Ryan huffed in slight annoyance as he made his way to the breaker.
He switches each lever to the left.
Three.
Two.
One.
He then switches them to the right.
Let there be light, and there was.
And Ryan saw that it was good.
As Ryan decided to nab an "All Natural Peach Extract Fruit Juice" from the fridge, he made his way back to his room.
Meanwhile in a Universe Far Far Away...
Tigress meditated by the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. Her senses focused on the world around her. Her ear twitched as she heard a familiar slither approach her.
Tigress however remained in a meditative state, it was only three months since Kai's defeat. The Jade Palace was still under construction, but was safe enough to walk inside.
"Tigress?"
"Viper?"
"Uhm. It's getting late."
"I know. Give me a few more minutes, okay?"
"Okay." She slithered away.
After a few more minutes Tigress sighed and stood up. Looks like meditation is over. And then…
BOOM!
A massive bolt of lightning strikes the cliffside near Tigress' feet. She loses her balance and falls back.
A cracking sound was heard. She felt rumbling beneath her. The ground below her started to crumble fast, the cliff she's on began to break. Before she had the chance to move, she stumbled and fell, managing to hold on to the edge of the cliff. It was a long drop, she knew she had to act fast. She tries to pull herself up and over, as she begins to lift upwards--
CRACK!
The cliff's edge began to give, and she fell in, losing her grip, she began to fall.
Her entire life began to flash before her eyes:
Life at the Orphanage...
Life with Shifu...
Life with the rest of The Five...
Life with Po...
And now the mighty Tigress is about to meet her end by a pathetic fall.
She felt somewhat insulted by the universe.
Was this really her fate? To be a third wheel to the Dragon Warrior and then die in a fall?
She cursed at the universe for screwing her over. Damn it all.
She closed her eyes and waited for the inevitable hard ground to flatten her all over the dirt.
...
And waited…
...
And waited…
...
Weird. She doesn't remember the hard ground feeling soft like a bed. What was going on? She opened her eyes and was met with a very strange sight.
A giant five pointed star shape spun above her, giving a cool breeze below.
A black rectangular box with some sort of blackened mirror. With a small black rectangular rod with tiny white dots on it laying next to it.
Strange drawings of strange looking creatures with a strange looking language on a giant paper were hanging on the wall.
One paper had a blue spikey biped, running across a green field with a beautiful blue sky with floating golden rings all around.
Another paper depicted a weird uncanny furless male primate with pale skin, wearing a translucent coat over some black suit, mouth agape like he's saying "Woo!", pointing at a weird gray box.
Another wallpaper depicted a different male primate with a hammer in his gloved hand and wearing dark blue pants and a white jacket with a golden scorpion on it.
Another paper showed four different primates surrounded by weird blue symbols raining around them. One of which appeared feminine. Two of them had no fur patches on their heads and one of them had a darker skin tone. One thing that was similar in all four of them was that they all wore black clothing with weird black shields covering their eyes. How were they even able to see out of them?
She was about to get up from the bed to explore, but then a click from the door was heard, she froze up and a furless primate with pale skin, (but noticeably different from the ones on the wallpapers,) entered the room. His eyes were fixated on a small rectangular box he held in his hand, he gave out a slight giggle, laughing at whatever was on the weird box, he then looked up to see Tigress sitting on his bed.
He froze up.
Absolutely terrified.
His eyes wide.
His heartbeat quickened.
Only five words could escape his mouth:
"What….in...the...flying...f-fuck!"
