Lincoln loud would like to go on record and say he wishes that he never lied about being bad luck because now he is sleeping outside in a storm and even his own dog wants nothing to do with him.
As he went to see things from the window he could hear his family talking
"Now with stincoln gone no bad luck is gonna ruin our lives!" Lynn jr said happily
"Yea and now that we sold his stuff we can go to the beach tomorrow!" Lola said
Everything stopped for Lincoln, everything was a blur (they sold my stuff? Do they not want me?) Lincoln thought to himself as his body began to move on its own running into the forest.
However In the loud house Lincoln did not hear everything
"Wait you girls sold his stuff?" Lynn sr asked as he, Rita and Lisa had a look of horror on their faces
"Uh yea because he's bad luck he's not coming back." Lori said
"That was just to teach him a lesson about lying! You girls didn't actually think he was bad luck did you?" Rita said worried as most of her daughters looked at her awkwardly
"I told you this would backfire parental units." Lisa said
"What are you talking about Lincoln is bad luck isn't he?" Luan asked
"NO!" Rita Lynn sr and Lisa said at the same time
Luna, luan, Lucy, and Leni's eyes widened in horror while Lori, Lynn, Lana and Lola didn't buy it.
"Yea right stinkcoln is bad luck and I don't care what any of you say." Lynn said stubbornly "I mean how else I could've lost my game?"
"They could have countered you." Lisa countered
"No way that's impossible!" Lynn said
"Regardless we need to let your brother back in." Lynn sr said "Leni go let your brother in."
"You better not!" Lori said as Leni went to go get Lincoln
Leni went outside only to find that Lincoln wasn't there, upon realizing this Leni ran inside to tell the family.
"Guys! Linky isn't there!" Leni said upon entering
"What!? Where could he have gone?!" Rita said worried about her only son
"Good riddance I say." Lynn jr said not caring about Lincoln
(Lincoln where are you?) Lucy thought to herself
Meanwhile with Lincoln
Lincoln was running through the forest with tears in his eyes.
(If They don't want me, then fine! I'll go find a place where I'm wanted!) Lincoln thought to himself not caring about the scratches and cuts he was getting from the branches.( yea! I'll get a new family!)
As he stopped to catch his breath he heard a crack, he looked up and saw a tree leaning above him about to fall. Then with another crack the tree began to fall, Lincoln let out a scream while closing his eyes expecting death…
But it never came…
When he opened his eyes Lincoln saw that the tree was frozen solid (how did that-?) Lincoln thought to himself
"Bonjam little one." A female voice said cutting Lincoln's thought short, he turned and saw a blue haired woman wearing a mask she was wearing a strange outfit and hat but the weirdest part was that she had no arms or legs only a floating set of hands "are you alright?" She asked
"Well I've been better but yea I'm alright." Lincoln answered
"Those clothes aren't made for this weather, is everything okay at your home?" The woman asked
"Not really…" Lincoln said "…I lied about being bad luck to get out of 9 of my sisters activities and have a little free time to myself but they believed it a little too much and kicked me out and they even sold my stuff."
"Oh dear…" the woman said concerned for Lincoln
"I just wish I could go AWAY!" Lincoln said as he stomped his foot
Then the ground underneath that foot cracked a little, Lincoln didn't notice it but the woman did.
(he seems to have some form of geokinesis, I better take him with me before he turns himself into a villain…) the woman thought to herself
"What is your name child?" The woman asked
"Lincoln." answered Lincoln
"Well Lincoln would like to come with me to the jambastion?" She asked
"Jambastion?" Lincoln asked confused
"The jambastion is a spaceship in gamble galaxy." The woman answered
"Wait gamble galaxy? Spaceship? Lincoln asked
"yes you would be going to space if you wish." The woman answered
Lincoln thought for a moment before answering "yes. But just one request though."
"What would that be?" The woman asked
"Could you take me to school here it starts in a month and I want to see my friends." Lincoln asked
"I don't see why not." The woman answered as she brought a space craft over
"thank you!" Lincoln said "just one more thing what's your name?"
"I am Francisca one of the three mage sisters of the jambastion." Francisca answered as she opened the space crafts "ok." Lincoln said as he entered the craft with Francisca entering soon after.
In space
Lincoln was looking out of the spacecraft's window looking at all the planets and stars in awe when he thought of something.
(she can be my new mom! Though I should probably ask her first.) Lincoln thought to himself
"Francisca?" Lincoln asked
"Yes Lincoln?"
"Can I call you mom?" Lincoln asked
Francisca's eyes widened (Lincoln wants to call me mom?) she thought to herself before saying "yes but only if you're absolutely sure."
"Yes I am sure!" Lincoln responded
"Ok then son." Francisca said before thinking (I should probably tell Susie about this)
"Lincoln would you like to take a picture with me? I need to show what you look like to your other mom." Francisca asked while putting the ship on autopilot
"Sure!" Lincoln answered while thinking (I have two moms?)
After taking the picture with a advanced cell phone Francisca makes her way to what she thought was her private dm with her wife, Susie haltman
Star allies group chat
Ice ice baby
@imtheboss I have some news!
I'm the boss
Yes my love?
Ice ice baby
(Image ID: Lincoln and Francisca in a space craft Lincoln is the backseat smiling, both are soaked because of the rain) I adopted us a son!
I'm the boss
!!!!
I'm the boss
IM A MOM?!??
Ice ice baby
His name is Lincoln
I'm the boss
Avfdjfdurdhfgjgdaxgg
edgelord
You two do realize that this isn't your dms right?
Ice ice baby
….
I'm the boss
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chaos gremlin
BWAHAHAHA!! THATS PRICELESS!!!
Hot head
FRANCISCA DID YOU MAKE ME AND ZAN AUNTIES WITHOUT TELLING US?!??
rat in the hat
Congratulations! I'm here if you need some advice, dmk can also give some too!
Power grid
FRANCISCA ANWSER THE QUESTION! DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT MAKE US AUNTS?!?
Triple D
Better question why does the kid look like he's been living outside?
This made Francisca stop for a moment before turning to Lincoln "Lincoln It looks like I accidentally sent that image to my friend's group chat instead of just my wife." She said as Lincoln looked up "someone asked what happened to you is it ok if I tell them?"
"Sure I'm cool with it." Lincoln said "just promise me I'll get to meet them soon."
"Sure we have a potluck with them in about a week." Francisca said as she went back to the group chat
Star allies group chat
Ice ice baby
First: yes you two are aunts. second: Lincoln's old family locked him outside after he lied about being bad luck to get out of 9 of his 10 sisters activities, he ran off after learning that they sold his belongings, I met him when I saved him from a falling tree during a storm.
I'm the boss
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Power grid
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Hot head
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Triple D
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rat in the hat
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edgelord
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chaos gremlin
What the fuck!?
Kirby
Language also WHAT!?!
edgierlord
Alright who must I kill?
Arts n crafts
DAD CHILL!!!
Crystal shards
GET EM DAD!!!
Bandee
RIBBON NO!
Eggboy
What the hell?!?
Taranza
OH MY GOD!!!
Gooey
Wwwhhhattt???
Hyness
Ok I'm with dmk on this one I want to murder the people who hurt him
Ice ice baby
Ok let's calm down.
Hot head
Calm down?!? Fran you just told us you saved a kid from what sounds like a not great place and a falling TREE! And you want us to CALM DOWN?!?? also NINE SISTERS?!?
Ice ice baby
Out of 10.
Power grid
WHAT THE FUCK?!??
Triple D
He has TEN sisters?!?! WHAT IS HIS MOTHER MADE OF PURE METAL?!?
Eggboy
Anything else happen to him?
Ice ice baby
I haven't been able to get anything else from him.
Power grid
Are you on your way to the jambastion?
Ice ice baby
Yes we are almost there.
Hot head
Well alright, see you soon sis!
Kirby
I hope you bring him to the potluck!
Ice ice baby
I will!
Francisca looked up to see that they were approaching the jambastion she turned behind to see Lincoln sleeping, she lightly shook him awake "wha- are we there?" He asked sleepily
"Yes we are." She answered softly "come we gotta go meet your aunts."
"My aunts?" Lincoln questioned
"Yes my sisters flamburge and zan partizanne." Francisca explained
" I hope they'll like me." Lincoln said as he thought to himself (they can't be as bad as great aunt Ruth, right?)
"I know they will Lincoln." Francisca assured her new son
Soon the ship landed and the doors opened as Lincoln and francisca exited they saw 3 people waiting for them
Two of them were wearing a similar outfit to Francisca. one had red spikey hair and tan skin the other had smooth yellow hair
The third was a hooded figure with yellow eyes.
"Bonjam you two." The yellow haired one greeted
"BONJAM NEPHEW!! " the red haired one greeted enthusiastically
"Bonjam." The hooded one greeted
"Bonjam?" Lincoln questioned
"That is how we greet people in our native tongue." Francisca answered
"Oh ok. bonjam!" Lincoln greeted
"There you go now you're getting it." Francica said
"Thanks mom." Lincoln said while scratching the back of his head
Suddenly there was a tug on his pant leg
"Ahh!!" He yelled as he turned around he put his hand out accidentally using his undiscovered geokinesis to send a rock flying into a wall
As he looked down he saw little white sphere with black eyes, multi coloured wavy lines on its body, with little nubs for hands and tiny grey feet
"Oh hi there" Lincoln said to the little sphere before he turned to his new family and saw his aunts with wide eyes
"I forgot to mention." francisca began "zan." she said while pointing to the yellow haired one
"Flamburge." While pointing at the red haired one "we are gonna have to train him."
"FRAN YOU DIDN'T TELL US HE COULD DO THAT!" Flamburge yelled
"Do what?" Lincoln asked
"Lincoln you have some form of geokinesis." zan said
"geokinesis?" Lincoln asked
"The power to manipulate rocks." Francesca explained "hyness could explain it better."
"I will need time to analyze It." Hyness explained "to see what level of geokinesis we are dealing with."
"Just one more question." Lincoln said "who's this." He said while pointing to the little sphere
"That is astral, the reborn form of our god: void termnia." zan explained
"WHAT!?" Lincoln yelled out
"Oh boy." Flamburge said dreading having to teach him about their history
Little did they know that Lincoln would adapt far quicker then they would've ever imagined
And that's a wrap I'm planning to have the Kirby "game" elements play out in Mostly chat fic style and the loud house parts being traditional storytelling and I'm planning on bringing in the Kirby anime at some point it could be early it could be later who knows?
also Lincoln's new powers are not just geokinesis (the ground aka rocks) there's also Crystallokinesis, ferrokinesis , geo-thermokinesis and psammokinesis (which is crystals, metal, lava and magma, and finally sand)
Relationships:
Susie/francisca
Magolor/ taranza
Daroach/ dark meta knight (they adopted adeleine and ribbon)
Meta knight/ king dedede
Usernames:
Ice ice baby: francisca
Hot head: flamburge
Power grid: zan partizanne
edgelord: meta knight
edgierlord : dark meta knight
Triple D: king dedede
Arts n crafts: adeleine
Crystal shards: ribbon
chaos gremlin: Marx
Eggboy: magolor
Bandee: bandana waddle dee
rat in the hat: daroach
Every other user name is the name of the character or an shorted version of it (for example SK for shadow Kirby)
also Lincoln's user name will be Rock n Roll