The curtains opened up to reveal a workshop of sorts and a bunch of actors dressed up like elves were building toys.
Scott was carving something under some saw dust before blowing the dust away, revealing he managed to carve a portable cassette player.
"Dang I'm good." said Scott.
Beta who was in The Audience was shocked along with Sunny, Becker, Hailey's Parents and most of the school.
"How did he do that?" asked AC.
Flashback
Before the play began; Scott had managed to get a whole bunch of wood carvings on a table before putting a walkman on the pile followed by putting some wood shavings over the retro portable music player.
End Flashback
"He is good." Said Becker.
Zee was next to Scott doing some wood carving as well before lifting some shavings up and blew it off, revealing his prosthetic leg before putting it on.
Amity who was dressed like an elf was making something out of wood shavings before blowing it away, revealing a karaoke machine.
The two performers looked at her in confusion.
"It's popular in Japan." Said Amity.
The group heard some chuckling and saw Chris McLean who had carved up lots of toys.
"Big whoop, so you two managed to carve electronics using wood, so what?" said Chris.
"This coming from the elf who got in a lot of trouble from an incident last year." said Amity.
"I don't know what you're talking about." said Chris.
"You remember, that dinosaur you carved that came to life and went on a rampage." said Scott.
The curtains closed before lots of swishing sounds were heard and the curtains opened up, revealing a bunch of elves surrounding a blood covered Zee without his prosthetic leg and there was blood on the floor, walls, and ceiling as he was screaming to Owen.
"MY LEG, A GREAT BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR LIKE CREATURE WHO LOVES TO SING CHILDREN SONGS RIPPED OFF MY LEG WITH ONE MIGHTY BITE OF ITS MASSIVE JAWS!" Zee yelled before groaning in pain a bit, "HOW WILL I EVER COMPETE IN THE ELF TRIATHALON NOW?! THE CHILDREN ARE COUNTING ON ME!"
Backstage; Hailey heard what Zee said and became confused.
"Where have I heard that phrase before?" said Hailey.
She did some thinking before putting on some bluetooth earbuds and pulled her phone out before tapping on a Digimon Tamers abridged video and skipped over to the end of it.
"Oh yeah, that's where." said Hailey.
Interview Gag
"I thought that quote sounded familiar." said Hailey.
End Interview Gag
The curtains closed up before swishing sounds were heard and the curtains opened back up, revealing the workshop scene and everyone was glaring at Chris.
"I was bed ridden for three weeks after that incident and had to take three months of therapy because you created a violent Barney the Dinosaur that killed all the in reserve reindeer afterwards." said Zee.
Everyone became shocked by that.
"That was the worst thing you've ever done." said Scott.
"No it wasn't." said Chris.
"Yes it was." said Scott.
"No it wasn't." said Chris.
"No it wasn't." said Scott.
"YES IT WAS THE WORST THING I'VE DONE, AND I'D DO IT AGAIN IF I HAD THE CHANCE!" yelled Chris.
He then realized what Scott did and groaned and everyone laughed.
"Ok I gotta say Sunny, your son pulled one hell of a Bugs Bunny!" Beta said.
"He's still an idiot." said Sunny.
"Well he and Hailey make a good couple!" spoke Beta.
"I wish they would break up and he goes back to Kristine!" spoke Sunny.
A gunshot was heard that hit Sunny in the hair, shocking her.
The gunshot came from Meek who was wearing a shirt that said Hailey+Scott Forever and armed with a revolver before putting it in his jacket.
Sunny gulped.
"She should be glad that I intentionally missed." said Meek.
A whistle was heard on stage, shocking the performers.
"DUDE, THE HEAD ELF IS COMING!" yelled Zee.
Everyone nodded and soon the doors opened and a shadow appeared and Bartholomew if the ghost councel with elf ears and hat came in.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?" yelled Bartholowmew.
The performers became confused.
"Wait, I don't remember a ghost being the head elf." said Scott.
"Yeah what happened to Roger?" said Zee.
He pulled out a playbill and looked at it.
"I don't even remember there being an understudy for him." said Zee.
Scratch was backstage and became nervous.
"This won't end well." said Scratch.
The amputee just put the playbill away.
"Oh well, better make with what we've got." said Zee.
Everyone nodded.
"Nothing, just finishing up some things children asked for." said Amity.
Bartholowmew inspected the things everyone created.
"Good, good." said Bartholowmew.
He then noticed the karaoke machine and became confused.
"What is this?" said Bartholowmew.
One elf gulped.
"A karaoke machine." said Amity.
"How does this work?" said Bartholowmew.
"Just put a cassette tape or CD into the machine and start singing to whatever song is playing." said Amity.
He grabbed a microphone and inspected the machine.
"Anyone got a cassette tape?" said Bartholowmew.
Scott reached into a pile of wood shavings and pulled some out before blowing it away, revealing a Weird Al Yankovic cassette tape.
He gave the cassette to the ghost who put it in the karaoke machine.
It played a Christmas song.
But Bartholowmew ripped the casette tape out and tossed it on the ground, making it explode.
"THAT WAS A CHRISTMAS SONG IN THE VERY FIRST WEIRD AL CASSETTE THAT DIDN'T HAVE A CHRISTMAS SONG!" yelled the ghost.
Everyone gasped shock and Scratch groaned.
"Oh boy." said Scratch.
Sonic who came backstage is mad.
"You brought a dead guy to replace someone else?" said Sonic.
"Don't worry, Roger's having some issues right now, but he'll be ready real soon." said Scratch.
Meanwhile at the airport; Roger was at the security checkpoint and put his carry on belongings on a conveyor belt followed by his prosthetic leg and arm.
He hopped across the floor past the metal detector which then went off.
Roger groaned and hopped back out and removed his false eye.
Everyone became shocked and some grossed out.
Roger saw this.
"Don't be grossed out!" He said.
Back in the theater; a speaker sound was heard.
"Would the head elf please come to Santa's office please?" said a voice.
The performers on stage were confused.
"AND BE FUCKING QUICK ABOUT IT!" the voice yelled.
The Head Elf groaned.
"This blows." Bartholomew said before floating off.
Zee finished up something and blew the wood shavings off, revealing a NES.
Everyone looked at the amputee.
"What, this play is supposed to take place in the eighties. You expected me to make an Atari after that whole ET video game fiasco?" Said Zee.
Everyone realized his point.
"That's a fair point." Said Amity.
Luz nodded.
"I wouldn't play that game if it still exists." Said Luz.
Scott then realized something and became confused.
"Something doesn't seem right here." Said Scott.
He snapped his fingers.
"Now I know, Luz is supposed to be in the next scene as Santa's secretary." Said Scott.
"I never got a good look at the script." Said Luz.
Scott stood up and dragged Luz off stage.
Outside a door leading backstage; Luz was thrown out the door Uncle Phil style as she screamed and the audience laughed.
Scott returned to the stage slapping his hands.
"Problem solved, and with no negative representation." Said Scott.
Amity is mad.
She made a magic circle appear before Abomination goo in the form of a fist emerged from the ground and punched Scott in the balls.
"OOOOOOOH!" yelled Scott.
The audience laughed.