The setting changed to a desk outside an office where Luz was at doing some work.
Bartholowmew appeared.
"Santa is expecting me." said Bartholowmew.
"Go right in." said Luz.
Bartholowmew floated into the office where Owen was looking out a window.
"Do you know why this business doesn't really make any money?" said Owen.
The ghost became confused.
"I do not." said Bartholowmew.
"This business is a bust, I've been delivering presents to children for many years and have only gotten milk and cookies for payment, it's not a sustainable business model." said Owen.
The ghost nodded.
"I'm sure of it." said Bartholowmew.
"But this year is different." said Owen.
He pulled down a projector screen and tapped a button on his desk, revealing a picture of Owen in his swim shorts with very red hot skin on the beach.
The audience laughed at the photo.
Owen saw this and became shocked and blushed nervously.
"Whoops." said Owen.
He tapped the button again, showing a picture of a chart showing the years on the bottom and cheer on the side and a line going down on one year.
"This year, Christmas cheer is at an all time low. Do you know the reason why?" said Owen.
"Because last year children were upset about not getting what they wanted after the whole fiasco with the ET video game on Atari?" said Bartholowmew.
"That and somehow Krampus gave the kids photos of himself!" spoke Owen.
Owen pushed the projector screen back up.
"We need a new way to restore cheer to all the children of the world." said Owen.
"Even the children of Israel?" said Bartholowmew.
Owen just stared at the ghost.
"They celebrate Hanukkah." said Owen, "Big difference."
He sat down.
"So how?" Bartholowmew asked.
"Eight days of celebration, one present opened per day, and some other things." said Owen, "But anyways, I'm supposed to be making my once a year journey in three days. So I need you to get the other elves to help out with whatever you may have planned out."
Bartholowmew nodded.
"I'll get right on it Santa." said Bartholowmew.
He floated out of the room as the setting changed back to the workshop where the ghost was giving a presentation to the other elves.
"Everyone, Santa needs our help. Christmas cheer is at an all time low this year." said Bartholowmew.
Chris was operating a slide projector and pressed a button, making an image of the same chart from before being shown.
"The reason we're at our lowest point is because of the ET video game fiasco and Krampus showing photo's of himself to children." said Bartholowmew.
Everyone on stage shivered in fear.
"That was a total disaster when the scary part of Christmas leaked his photos to the public." said Scott.
"Anyways, pay attention because I've got a plan to save Christmas this year." said Bartholowmew.
The slide changed to a photo of Ollie on a beach in blue swim shorts flexing his non existent muscles as the audience laughed.
Ollie groaned in embarrassment and Bartholowmew saw this and became shocked.
"How'd that get in there!" He asked in shock and it changed to Krampus, "Anyway we need to make sure Krampus doesn't do what he did last year!"
"Trap a family in a snow globe and have them attacked by gifts or Gingerbread Men?" asked Luz.
"Yeah that was crazy as well!" Spoke Amity
Bartholowmew was shocked.
"That happened?" He asked.
Everyone nodded.
"Anyways to keep Krampus from happening again, we'll do this." said Bartholowmew.
The slide changed to a photo of Amity in her swimsuit and pool ring going down a water slide as the audience laughed.
Amity was blushing full tomato in embarrassment.
"DON'T LOOK AT IT!" yelled Amity.
"Hang on, I don't know how any of these photos got in here." said Chris.
He changed the slide to one of Hailey and Scott in their surfing suits on a surfboard before a slapping sound was heard as Chris groaned in pain.
The slide changed to one of Zee parasailing as a slapping sound was heard.
The slide changed to one of Chef Hatchet scuba diving as a slapping sound was heard.
It changed to Luz dressed as a giraffe scaring the shit out of Odalia.
Another slap was heard.
The slide changed to one of Molly kissing Ollie all over his face during her time without any fear and a slapping sound was heard once more.
The slide changed to one of Sonic running around a corkscrew path with a pink shirt on as a slapping sound was heard.
Then there was a slide of Chris and Chef standing side by side with each other on a beach in swim shorts before it quickly changed to one of Chef slapping Chris on the same beach as a slapping sound was herd when the slides changed.
Then the slide changed to a slide of an airplane ticket.
"Anyways, we'll send Krampus a ticket to the Caribbean for a vacation that'll distract him long after Christmas is over." said Barthlolowmew.
Everyone nodded at that plan.
"Also we will scare Odalia as well because what Luz did was funny!" added The Ghost.
Scratch groaned backstage.
"Okay, that was a big mistake on my part." said Scratch.
Sonic shook his head no.
"No that was brilliant!" He said, "Odalia deserves a good scare."
"I'm talking the breaking character part." said Scratch.
Sonic nodded.
"What do you expect from these shows that go wrong?" he asked.
Back on stage.
"To ensure that Krampus doesn't get wind of what we're doing. We'll also distract him with lots of hot babes and pancakes. He really likes those things." said Bartholowmew.
"Is this the part where we start kicking?" said Scott.
The ghost became deadpanned.
"No, there is no kicking." said Bartholowmew.
Patrick Star who was dressed as an elf stood up.
"Kicking? I wanna do some kicking." said Patrick.
He then kicked both Luz and Amity on their behinds.
Lumity became mad.
"WHY YOU!" They shouted and tackled Patrick and formed a dust cloud and it went off stage confusing everyone and it went out the theater and punching sounds are still hears.
"Aaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho-aaah!" Patrick's voice is heard.
Everyone was Confused by this.
A door opened up and Patrick poked his head out.
"The owner of a green Sedan, you left your lights on." Patrick said before walking into the theater, revealing his head was stuck in an abomination made trombone and a toot was heard for each step.
He then sat next to Patricia Banks before letting out a long note from his mouth.
Bartholomew shook his head.
"Anyways, plane ticket to the Caribbean, send it to Krampus, distract him from what we're doing." Said Bartholomew.
Everyone smiled.
"So where's the ticket?" said Scott.
Bartholowmew held something up.
"Right here." said Bartholowmew.
Scott looked at what the ghost was holding and saw that it was a picture of Sunny Denoga in a two piece purple swimsuit.
"IS THAT MY MOM?!" said Scott.
The ghost became shocked and quickly put it away.
"Oh sorry, wrong item. Forget about the fact that I have a picture of a mother in a swimsuit." said Bartholowmew.
Scott however is mad at the Ghost Council member that he shouted some very bad words that everyone gasped at that.
Even Beta was shocked.
"I did not think that Buffon had such a colorful Vocabulary!" spoke Beta shocked.
Scott then stomped off stage and past a shocked Bartholowmew who was so shocked his jaw was on the ground.
"Wow, who'd have thought someone like Scott would have such colorful language?" said Scratch.
Sonic grabbed an elf outfit and put it on.
"Well, looks like I'm filling in for Scott for the moment." said Sonic.
He walked on stage over to the ghost and started slapping him across the face repeatedly as the audience laughed.
The Ghost shook the shockness off.
"You pissed me off one to many times." said Sonic.
The Ghost got serious.
"Just get your job over with." said Bartholowmew.
He then floated away grumbling.