The setting changed to Santa's office where Owen was looking depressed when Roger dressed like an elf entered the room.
"Santa, you doing okay?" said Roger.
Owen looked at Roger and became confused.
"Who are you?" said Owen.
"It's me, your head elf." said Roger.
"You look and sound different." said Owen.
Roger became annoyed.
"SO I TOOK A POTION THAT HAD UNFORSEEN SIDE EFFECTS!" Roger yelled, scaring Owen as well as the entire audience.
The meerkat sighed.
"You shouldn't despair over a very bad Christmas, just spread the cheer like you always do regardless." said Roger.
Owen sighed.
"Oh what's the point? Not many people have been in the holiday spirit last year?" Said Owen.
"Not the end of the world." Said Roger, "I mean there could be kids who want to play that Super Mario Bros video game on NES."
Owen looked at Roger.
"The point is that there are still people with Christmas cheer, don't give up on those boys or girls." Said Roger.
He walked off stage before returning with the same karaoke machine from earlier in the play and put a CD in the CD player part and turned the karaoke machine on before grabbing the microphone.
"This is how much you inspire me." Said Roger.
But then It's a Small World started playing, shocking everyone present as Roger quickly removed the CD and tossed it off stage.
"Okay maybe not that inspiring." Said Roger.
He opened up a drawer and started skimming through the CD's and stopped at one.
"Oooh, Burl Ives, here we go." Said Roger.
He then put the CD in the karaoke machine and the song Holly Jolly Christmas started playing before Roger began singing.
Backstage; everyone heard Roger singing and became confused.
"Is he singing Burl Ives music?" Said Scott.
"That actually sounds pretty soothing, almost like if Morgan Freeman had gotten a job as a Rankin Bass special narrator." said Libby.
Zee pulled out a fishing pole with a Mistletoe on it and held it over Molly and Ollie.
The two Asians noticed it and turned away from each other blushing nervously.
But then Molly swiftly turned around and wrapped her hands around Ollie's neck and kissed her boyfriend on the lips, shocking him before he wrapped his hands around her girlfriend as well, returning the kiss as well.
The two pulled away looking at each other.
"Whatever happened to being afraid of displays of public affection?" said Ollie.
"I'd be more afraid of losing you at this point." said Molly.
Ollie smiled.
"Smart." said Ollie.
Roger finished singing Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.
Chris saw the whole thing and laughed.
"That guy has no musical talent whatsoever." said Chris.
But then he noticed that the entire audience was in shock and were teary eyed before applauding for Roger's musical performance before stopping.
"That was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." said Steve.
His fiancé nodded.
"Such amazing range." said Katya.
Owen looked at Roger and became serious before standing up.
"You're right, I am Santa Claus, I bring Christmas cheer to everyone, I won't let one unfortunate year get me down." said Owen.
"Well that's good, because I also managed to get to Krampus and grind him into sausages." Roger said before holding up a tray of sausages before eating one of the sausage links.
Everyone was shocked.
"Um Roger, that was Porky's friend, you just murdered someone." whispered Owen.
"No I didn't." said Roger.
With Gabby Goat; he was on an airplane heading for Hawaii and he chuckled.
"Suckers." said the goat.
Back in the theater; Roger ate another sausage link as Owen joined in as well.
"These Krampus sausage links are really good." said Owen.
"Old family recipe." said Roger.
Owen pushed a button on a speaker.
"Michelle, prepare the sleigh for toy delivery." said Owen.
He stood up and walked off stage.
"HO HO HO!" yelled Owen.
The setting changed to outside Santa's home where a sleigh and the reindeer were being set up by the elf actors and Owen came out.
"This will be a night to remember." said Owen.
Everyone cheered.
"On Donner on Blitzen on Comet on Cupid on Prancer on Dancer on Vixen on whoever the last reindeer is." said Owen.
The sleigh then went up in the air, but then one of the fake reindeer fell on Ollie's head, breaking it in half.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!" yelled Owen.
He then farted as the curtains closed and the audience cheered.
The performers got on stage and bowed down.
Chris then stepped forward.
"Just out of curiosity, you guys were applauding Roger's musical number because you hated it, right?" said Chris.
Roger electrocuted Chris.
"Shut up." said Roger.
He turned to the audience.
"NOW WHO'S UP FOR SOME CHINESE FOOD!?" yelled Roger.
Everyone raised their hands.
"GOOD, CAUSE CHRIS IS BUYING!" yelled Roger.
Chris became shocked.
"What?" Chris said before becoming mad, "NO I AIN'T!"
Then everyone drew out different guns and aimed at the reality show host, shocking him.
"Yes I am." Chris said nervously.
Scratch flew to Roger.
"So I have to pay as well?" asked Scratch nervously.
Roger looked at the ghost leader.
"You, I'll deal with later." Roger said angrily.
Scratch gulped.
"Right now, I've gots me a hankering for some Kung Pow Chicken." said Roger.
With that; everyone left.