chapter 10, the speshal crismas chapter !
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naruto woke up and it was christmas! he was like omg sasuke wake up we have to see what presents santa bought us bro come on downstairs now bro (btw sasuke is alive again and they are friends again because i said so. cry loser.)
ok so sasuke was like YAAAAAAAAY! "I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE WOMEN NOW FOR SOME REASON MAN! LET'S GET HINATA AND SAKURA HERE TOO!" he said. so naruto was like "ok" but then he remembered hinata and sakura were actually living in their house the whole time and they were all friends and evrey single thing that happened before this chapter was all a dream! holy fucking shit gamers! so everyone started singing jingle bells and they were all being so jolly but then they remembered they still have presents to open. so they went downstairs and there were like 8934 presents under the tree! holy fucking shit gamers!
hinata was like "omg look theres a big one for me" and naruto was like "no fair bruh i dont even see any that are mine" and he checked his stocking and there was a whole crap ton of COAL in it! wtf! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM ON THE NAUGHTY LIST DGWJGFUYGHDSVHDSHS BSBD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" he screamed so much that he did that thing where he gets really like buff and lighting goes everywhere and its like really epic and stuff and he basically turned into a god. Then he killed santa! and became the new santa! "surprise motherfuckers im santa now" he said and then he went back home and delivered 200 presents to himself. he got the new iPhone 36 plus extra pro max XS and he also got a nintendo switch and the family guy movie and GTA 6and like a bunch of other stuff! woohoo! and then he did a bunch of drugs and got drunk and passed out. everyone else just disappeared cause why not. BUT THEY WERE STILL JOLLY AND THEY HAD A GOOD TIME OK