Still not mine....Things that Naruto charcters would NEVER say, from Naruto central.

Not mine, again ...-sighs-... but still it's funny so I want to post it, again, this is from naruto central.

It was just tea. But what in the world is wrong with Neji onii-san?

Again, this does not belong to me. I got it from Naruto central.

This does not belong to me, I found it on Naruto central.

Alliances that tread upon shaking ground, status decided by the esteem of one's peers, notoriety earned to dubious reward, there is little better way of learning the cutthroat style of life than the act of learning itself. Welcome to your new school, kid.

YAOI It was just a sunrise, something that only they shared.

Naruto gets dumped by Hinata, while Sasuke cheats on Sakura while she's on a trip. What will become of them when Naruto ends up sleeping with Sakura? What will Sasuke do? ONESHOT, rated for certain scenes, coarse language, and adult topics.

Are you willing to understand how i trully am? if not it's okay to turn your back and never look again. After all i am unworthy.

After Kyuubi's attack, and the death of one of the most revered ninjas in Konoha, Jiraiya finds himself in a situation he can't get himself out of- parenting. But what happens when little Naruto's curiosity proves difficult to contain?

Oneshot. When Sakura wants to show Kakashi one of her war wounds, she is met with indifference. They argue. Making up always feels more like making out... Kakashi x Sakura

Bem, gente... Essa é minha 1 fic... É sobre o amor da Hinata e do Naruto, a fic é contada pela Hinata, que quer se declarar pro Naruto mas não tem coragem @ @ Espero que gostem! :D Bjinhus...! .

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Cute Gaara-sama and Naru-kun are Goody good friends with each other... but, WAIT! Something's wrong! Someone's trying to destroy this "Holy" bond! What should Gaara and Naruto do? OC, LEMON, Rated whatever! 'Te bayou!

SasuSaku. It took drunken promises, sporadic kisses and stale cereal to expose the real love that's always been there.

LeexGaara. Recurring nightmares sparked a chain of events, and they couldn't stop time from flowing.

GaaraxLee angst. It was an accident, but Gaara couldn't shake the feeling that he'd gone too far.

GaaraxLee. Gaara had sworn to protect Lee. But the Konoha nin isn't always the one who needs protecting.

LeexGaara. He told him. He told him everything.

SPOILERS 401:: Va dedicado a Itachi, en quien creí y confié hasta el final. Porque me parece injusto que su historia quede relegada al olvido, su valor no sea admirado, y su muerte, por qué no, llorada. Sólo entra y lee. Espero sus reviews, por favor.

Gaara's view on love. Cause we know he'd think about it one day.But he's never felt it, so what's he gonna think of it? Slight GaaraSakura if you look. Rated T for cynicism. It's just a little harsh an rather deep. Don't read if you're confused too easily

Todo el mundo sabe, a través de sus acciones, lo que es Itachi Uchiha. Sin embargo, hacen falta sus razones para comprenderlo. Y quizá perdonarlo. Spoilers a partir del capítulo 400 del manga .

no me amas verdad...Sasuke?- el moreno no decia palabre- respondeme!- la pelirosa huye, este la busca y cuando la encuentra esta rodeada de hombres, que le van a hacer a Sakura? que hara Sasuke? SasuSaku

Madara and Sasuke have developed a strange relationship. Madara reflects on the relationship he shared with his brother while he’s in Sasuke’s company. Incest MadaraxBrother. Implied MadaraxSasuke. Oneshot

Konohamaru es un niño que gusta del futboll, el cual lo involucrará en una metida de pata y conocera un rubio que estara dispuesto a enseñarle su deporte, esperando siempre que luego los días sean soleados.

When he'd whispered that cold, dark night, the three words that could potentially ruin his friendship with her, he'd found himself liable to pass out. KakaSaku of course!