Sort of spoof of Kids Say the Darndest Things. Just some funny drabbles of things Naruto characters do and say. R&R please! No flaming. Rated just to be safe.

For saturndragon. NaruSasuNaru WAAY graphic Uke!Sasuke Seme!Naruto kagebushin use. Sasuke is making a mistake that naruto doesn't like, maybe they'll make a better mistake together? Rated M for a reason! No kids or homophobes please! Unexpected Chapter 2.

Shikamaru has always managed to remained emotionally distant from people. Temari, too. But how far will they go to hide their intentions before all pretenses fail? Temari/Shika; hints of Ino/Shika

You're the life of the party in my pants... Oneshot SasuNaru parody...

-SasuSaku- Quizás es la lluvia que todo lo limpia y todo lo mejora, o los ojos verdes de la joven, pero Sasuke está por realizar su buena acción del año. Un bosque,la lluvia y unos verdes ojos.

ONESHOT ? It was where they met, where they fell in love. Together, they withstood the cruelties of the world. It was where she abandoned him. SasuHina

poor poor shino

Oneshot - Sasuke et Naruto se heurtent et s'effleurent. Juste une promenade.

Tokyo, de nos jours, deux clans puissants se partagent la ville. Une rivalité sans merci les oppose, entraînant dans leur sillage une jeune avocate engagée pour défendre les intérêts de l'un d'eux...SasuXsaku et autres parings Chap6!

this is an altered version of the story Red Riding Hood. With some of the characters of the anime manga Naruto.

PISS SASUKE OFF with these methods

Because nobody goes into battle being happy to die. A short look at Minato's last thoughts.

As vezes quando se decide dar um passo adiante podemos pisar em falso, pois não se tem certeza do solo, mas o céu sempre estara lá, mesmo sendo intocavel. É assim que Sakura se sentia ao pensar em seu time. O time 7. SaiXSakuXSasu CAPITULO FINAL

It's said that Uchiha's can do anything. But no one ever told Sasuke that that meant having sex ,too. Especially when it's supose to be with a certain blond. M for Yaoi, smut, and lemony-goodness. One-shot

Strange thoughts and dreams have been plaguing Naruto's mind.But why are they becoming more frequent and vivid?Looking underneath the underneath has taken on a whole other meaning.LoZ/Naruto crossover!Not like any other I've read before.A bit Dark&Intense

Sakura just starts her very first period and her mom's gone on a mission. What happens? SIDE STORY TO 'DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL'

Temari can't understand why Shikamaru always has to ruin everything. Shikatema fluff. R&R.

A SasuSaku oneshot. Sasuke remembers Sakura under a cherry blossom tree, in a cherry blossom grove.

¿se imaginan a Sasuke jugando en un arcade? o mejor aún ¿compitiendo contra Naruto en Dance Dance Revolution? por cierto.... Sasuke no sabe bailar...one shot random de Naruto

The deep thoughts of Sasuke Uchiha on a lazy Sunday morning, mostly involving his sleeping wife. Fluff, so sue me. Enjoy.

Good old fashioned pranking revenge. SasuXSaku, HinaXNaru. Join Sakura-chan as she has a little fun scaring Sasuke out of his wits. OOC, mentions Karin...pro'lly not for Karin fans...but totally fluffy Some swearing

2 years since she last saw him, his arrogant voice, his adorable face. Sakura dosen't think she can last much longer without Sasuke, and brings the second betrayel of team 7 upon Konoha. SORRY FOR A GREAT DEAL OF SPELLING MISTAKES! MADE THIS IN 20 MIN!

Sasuke's life is full of all sorts of horrors. Snakes. Scars. Itachi. One thing's perfectly clear, Sasuke hates scary movies. ItachiKisame. Slight SasuNaru. written for a Dare

When Sasuke, the biggest,loudest rebel saves Sakura, the quiet pretty girl from school bullys where will this strange friendship end up? PAIRINGS: sakuraXsasuke inoXshikamaru hinataXnaruto tentenXneji. COMPLETE!

Sakura finds Sasuke and Naruto having a bit of alone time. SasuNaru, SakuHina, TsuShizu, ShikaTema, and NejiGaa.