Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.

A song parody of "Fathoms Below". Please read and review.

Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty

What really happens to 'normal' people when they go to therapy. Based on the adventures of me and my friends. Sadly, they held a gun to my head when I wanted to use real names, so I didn't. I hope this makes you laugh to death. I KILL YOU!

A well known knight from the infamous Uchiha's falls in love with a peasant girl, Sakura Haruno. Their love is forbidden and the Uchiha boy is determined to make her his no matter what. [No i don't own Naruto. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen] REVIEW

Tenten loved, loves Neji.......but will she still love him in the future when his heart does not belong to her?...I changed the rating to T

AU Ino goes into the doctor's office after not feeling well for the past week. The doctor does blood work, and finds out that she has cancer! Disclaimer: I own nothing, but my head.

R&R please

Just a short sweet song fic. Hope you enjoy reading. R&R Beware of the lemon... Those who don't like lemon better not read this.

Hinata: shy, insecure, the new girl. Gaara: tough, emotionless, the classic 'bad boy.' Their love of music binds them together. But when crazed fangirls, a perverted blonde, and 'the perfect girl' get in the way, trouble sprouts. GaaHina, an old story..

A series of oneshots. All are either songfics, or song inspired fics. The song is Break Apart Her Heart by Good Charlotte. Naruto/Sakura

Konan reflects on some instances from her past as Pein struggles to repair a broken blender.

Kakashi allows himself to feel everything that Sakura has to offer. Kakasaku Drabble. Mature for themes.

Sasuke finally kills Itachi, but his teammates are dead because of him. Will he change the past for the good when he gets the chance?

O maior prazer da morte será te encontrar...

Sometimes, all we need to do is jump.

The mere utterance of these three words could change their lives dramatically. These three words are the difference between their future and their past. HxN SxS

By misfortune Immi and her sisters end up with the Akatsuki. Will they find a way to go back? And do they want to go back? Rated for later chapters. Yes I rewrote the story

Yukika Fujiwara was a lonely girl doomed to a life of pain and suffering. Her father beat her ruthlessly for reasons unknown to even her, & her own sister made it her goal to see Yukika miserable. What happens when she befriends a certain Uchiha prodigy?

Made for my friend aya. Itachi has a quarrel with Deidara and he wants to say sorry.He asks kisame for help. Contains spoiler chapter 362/363. ONESHOT & OOC

The girls of Rookie 9 and Tenten are bored of watching their team mates fighting, so to divert their attention they play a game, & it causes a bit of hostility. READ PLEASE! MY FIRST ATTEMPT HUMOR!

A crack fic of what everyone is really thinking, and what each character's inner is really like.

Naruto is missing on his 18 birthday, few days later Tsunade finds Sarutobi's private scrolls along with a journal that belonged to Naruto. She soon finds out the truth of the Facade that is Uzumaki Naruto.

They were young, they were happy, they were innocent...they were Team 7.

After achieving ANBU, nineteen year old Neji decides that teaching is his calling. Tsunade doesn't think he has the temperament to teach new genins, so assigns him a sharp tongued sarcastic seventeen year old that can read Neji's mind. How will he cope?