This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.

pareja GaaxLee Universo alterno Gaara pertenece a una familia de sicarios y Lee a una familia de policias, ambos estudian en una misma escuela, sin darse cuenta de que sus pasados estan mas relacionados de lo que creen.

A princesa do país do fogo está sendo ameaçada, um esquadrão da ANBU foi solicitado para trazê-la para Konoha à salvo, mas com a vila enfraquecida, a missão foi incubida a todos os genins liderados por Kakashi. Cap 8!

okay not the best title inthe world. nautrto stmbles on something that crumbles the wrl dhe built for hiself and hwo will be there to pick up the pieces...naruhina hinted sasusaku

all ninjas have to write a poem to the one they admire... HinaNaru SasuHina SakuSasu NaruSaku Kaka...OOOC! WARNING! BAD POEMS, HORRIBLE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!but, please, read :

OOCHinata loves Naruto, Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves Hinata. but they don't know this. sorry, I'm verr bad at this things... please just read it and review. I need help! InoXShika TenXNeji HinaXSasu HinaXNaru NaruXSaku OOC!

1 Naruto is trouble enough. What if there were 2? What if Sasuke was back and Itachi and Orochimaru were dead? What if 1 of those Naruto’s was actually the Kyuubi? What if next to no one knew? What if the Kyuubi was unused to having hormones? KyuuSasuNaru

An alternate take of Kakashi's and Itachi's sharingan battle in episode 82 of Naruto.

Everyone has somebody, except for Ino. She's fallen for Shikamaru and just knows that he can't feel the same for her. Maybe this Christmas setup could get them together. InoxShika mainly, SasuXSaku NaruXHina NejiXTen ChoujixOC KibaxOC LeeXOC ShinoXOC

Leader's punishments just got brutal. He's taken away all the alcohol... and indirectly caused a field trip to Konoha. Warning: contains OCs, excessive coffee consumption and suspected longlost illegitimate love children. Rated for language.

Sasuke's walls are falling. What will happen when they do? Not made by me. Made by DramaticStarlet. [SasuSaku]

Ok its done First chap is very short so sorry but r&r thnx lee gets trashed and so does naruto enjoy

A five part series of Hyuugacentric drabbles. warnings: incest. Naruto and all characters of said series belong to Kishimoto.

2 Villages seperated after something stupid...reunited to save us all..but what hapPens if something worse than death hapPened..love was formed...

Naruto has had enough and this is his Last night but can somebody change his mind? Uke Naruto! Oneshot Songfic!

Tenten se marcha a entrenar a una villa lejana. Cinco años después, volverá a Konoha,¿pordrá entonces declararse a Neji Hyuuga por fin? Es mi primer Fic T.T No sean malos..lean y opinen onegai!

Naruto has been sent to a boarding school. There he meets a girl that changes his life. Then he returns home. Will he be the same? And what about the girl that came with him? Is Naruto still Naruto, or someone better?

NarutoxGhost rider crossover. When Naruto is six years old he meets Mephisto, the devil. Mephisto adopts Naruto and makes him the new ghost rider. 9 years later, Naruto returns to Konoha to collect souls for his adoptive father and be a ninja. NaruxHana

He did not answer hadn't spoken for days. Still, she tried to get him to talk. “Still not up for training, I see.” NejiTenten

Sasuke leaves Konoha, and we get to see his version of it. Then he meets Itachi, and he tag along. They visit Oro, gets Itachi a new bunny, and then they end up in the Sand Village.

Will Shikamaru tell Ino how he feels?.. find out! wow, that summary sucked...

O.K. So we've got a hot 21 year old, pink haired kunoichi wearing a tight, white, short medical coat. And then we've got 2 male shinobi. Both spending equal time with her. Guess what this combo equals. SasuSaku, SaiSaku ..Vote for fav couple!..

ShikaTema, NaruSaku, KonoHana, Theres one more, but I forgot what it was. What do you get with Shinobi and Christmas? Shuriken and Ornaments!

Ele acreditava realmente que poderia ser feliz sozinho, mas ao relembrar uma pergunta feita por Sakura ele parece perder essa confiança... “Heim, Sasuke qual o gostinho do Natal?” P o concurso de One shot da comunidade Sasuke Sakura 4 ever

Every wrong done is paid for a price. But with THIS? Sasuke was doubtful that he could stay sane to be able to work on his delayed romance. chapters rewritten