the title is self explanitory but I will for warn you this may contain spoilers and bad langauge. If you don't like crack fics don't read this.

In Kiba' eyes, Hinata is an angel. KibaHina oneshot

Itachi is indulging himself in a little fun and things get out of hand. Itasasu Short Oneshot containing Inc MM BP Tort Death Violence read at your own risk.

Un Deidara trop embêtant, un Sasori susceptible et un Chef aux nerfs qui lâchent. Mélangez le tout, et l'Akatsuki perd les pédales ! Comment vontils s'en sortir, avec un Sasori transformé en bambin sur les bras? ¤OS, gros délire¤

Hinata has feelings for Naruto for a quite a long time. Naruto is unaware of her feelings for him even though the whole school knows already. Hinata hopes Naruto will find out for himself without her actually trying to tell him. But will he?

Naruto is convinced that the source of all evil is contained within a small pink ribbon and from what happens to the poor guy he might actually be right on this one. SasuxNaru! Rating HAS gone up for a reason. Chapter 9 up. Review and I update faster!

Sai half werewolf and half human. But what is he when he gets bitten by a vampire named Sasuke?

yea Just a Random Naruto AIM Chat, And It's Rated T Just In Case

When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.

One day, Sasuke found out that Naruto was afraid of cockroaches. And he also found out that that was an advantage for him to make Naruto fall in love with him.[SasuNaru]

Neji was killed 50 years ago. Lee stumbles across him one night. What happens when he is able to touch Lee and soon Neji's obsessive behavior starts to slowly make Lee insane. Very dark, some mature themes. NejiLee with eventual GaaLee. Discontinued

Narutos struggling with his latest jutsu and Jiraiya would rather do research than help him. When Yakanun from the Light Village attacks, will Narutos new jutsu be able to save him?

Naruto gets invited to Shikamaru's place exactally what happens? R&R One Shot [NaruShika]

It's summer and Tamari is walked to Konoha with Shikamaru. There's a big hanabi firework festival. Shikamaru and Temari go what happens with them? R&R One shot [ShikaTema]

Three different shinobi discarding their humanity in five different tales. [And then realigning with it.] SaixNarutoxHinata NarutoxSaixHinata, perhaps hints of NaruxSasu, NaruxSakura [if you really must]

After years apart, Sakura and Sasuke have grown up and things have fallen into place. Now, as they spend there first moments as lovers, Sakura reflects on just how strange it feels to be loved in return. SasuSaku.

Sasuke found himself staring at… himself. A smile twitched at his lips. 'Clever…' he thought. Sasuke returns to Konoha for a little espionage. PostVotE, oneshot

Shino and Kiba, the first overnight mission after being put on the same genin team, and completely opposite personalities. Don't tell me you were never curious bout how they became friends in the first place... Sort of humorish? Not romance...

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Based off an episode of Potter Puppet Pals, Sasuke wakes up one day and is feeling cranky and pubescent. Let's see what happens. Basically, pure crack.

I'm waiting for you here, Kakashi, but I know you're not coming back. You're a liar Kakashi... Nothing more... [Sakura's thoughts as she waits for Kakashi to return form a deadly mission] RxR!

His story, their story, is already written. All that he can do now, what he must do, is turn the pages. [Sasuke Itachi. Hints of ItachiSasuke]

Gaara's life has been turned upside down! Being the new kid in highschool and moving in with this boy. Warning: This story has Yaoi and sexual acts between men. Do not read if you are offended by it. Sasuke x Gaara, SASUGAA

Naruto does a little thinking about him draging a certain Uchiha back. [Drabble]

What really happens in the Uchiha residence just after the crack of dawn? And the Sand siblings aren't as sane as they appear! ...who took Gaara's eyeliner and what's with Sasuke hair! D8 TOTAL CRACK. oneshots OOCness