Sum: Every time I shake your hand I want to stick your fingers in my mouth. Sequel is Possessing You, coming soon.

Yaoi. Rated for Major Swearing and cruel jokes. 'Why won't my mind stop playing tricks on me! This is worse than staying in that Sound village. Sometimes I even wish I was back there.' Oneshot

Valentines Day was troubesome. Choclolate was stupid...besides, what if they were allergiic to it? Flowers were girly...and too overwhelming. Shikamaru thought Valentines Day was stupid, now a special someone is about to prove him wrong. A Shinita oneshot

A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.

She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego, and her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men, and that's what you get for falling again.. You can never get 'em out of your head. GaaraxOC pairing. My first fic! Woot.

Suite de A l'aide sasuke en détresse. Ou comment gagner le coeur de son blond. un sasunaru bien sure.

After calling Naruto 'wife material,' Sasuke is ordered to buy Naruto a Valentine's gift. He underestimates Naruto's obsession with cute things. Sasuke vs. Plushies! [SasuNaru oneshot] Fluffy, SemiCrack fanfic!

I did one on Sasuke so now Ill do one on Sai. MWAHAHAHA EVILNESS! Sai is having a bad day and Sasuke is loving it. R&R. A day in the life.

Kisame/Itachi. Akatsukit saavat pari päivää ystävänpäivälomaa ilman mitään ilmeistä syytä. Kisame tahtoisi päästä viettämään sen Itachin kanssa, muttei mainitse asiasta sen varalta, että Itachilla on muita suunnitelmia. Viettääkö hän lomansa lopulta yksin?

It's a SasuXNaru ItaXSasu, based on a RPG.

SakuXLee Sakura realizes she loves Lee. My first fanfic please R&R. Oneshot

The legendary Tsunade has just died and no one is taking it harder then Sakura. Since a certain ravenhaired prodigy isn't here, who will comfort the cherry blossom? NejiSaku. Please read and review! Enjoy!

Konohamaru stumbles upon something he shouldn't have. No thanks to Kiba. Oneshot. Crack. SasuNaru.

The daughter of the second hokage and a demon,who's in love with her rival,is trying to do her best to retrieve Saske from Orochimaru,and succesfully spy on Akatsuki, is there no hope for her personal life? Neji HyugaxO.C. Better then it sounds.

Tsunade learns that something interesting happened to Tenten while at a mission in the Land of Honey. Now, she interrogates. A NejiTen Drabble.

Sakrua has waited on the bridge her and team seven met on every night hoping Sasuke would come back. Will she get her Valentines wish and see him again? valentines ONESHOT

A boy from earth had someting strange going on with his computer. After doing something that seemed stupid, he'll enter the world of Shinobi.

NejiTen, discontinued. Being Hyuuga Neji's Secret Santa, Tenten decides to give him something he doesn't have...

you'll jest have to read and find out Kakashi x OC

There's going to be a Valentine's Day Dance, and Shika has to choose someone to go with... ShikaNeji. Oneshot. Warnings inside...

As a child Hinata gave Naruto a dream.realizing this he wonders how he feels about her.NaruHina oneshot for Valentines Day.

It started when they were kids, both thought that the other did not feel the same way as the other felt. What will happen on the girl's death? [SasuHina Deathfic] R&R!

People often think that what Haruno Sakura wanted most of all for Valentine’s Day was to go out with her precious Sasukekun. Very few people know what Uzumaki Naruto wanted for Valentine’s Day... oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day!

Because Sasuke ripped my heart from my chest and kept it. He never let me have that golden platter. Yes, he truly was heartless. SasuNaru angstfic oneshot

Valentine’s Day! The one day of the year Kiba can’t wait for! Why? Because of Hinata’s homemade jerky! T to be safe.