A brief episode to describe the reasons for the statement that is the title. SasuNaru. AU. R&R please. Much appreciated. Rated T for Sas' and Naru's Potty mouthes. OneShot.

He didn’t know that she knew who he was until she ordered a raspberry soda. [SasuTen, hinted slight NejiTen if you read VERY carefully.] [Sorry, wrong terminology, not a crack fic, but does include a crackpairing][please R&R]

Haruno Sakura was always a trouble making, bad mouthing immature little kid and her brother has had enough. Sakura it’s about time you learnt the ways of high school… just be sure you come out a virgin.Pairings: SakuraMultiple ShinoHinataKiba InoShikamaru

His breath frosted in the winter air as he sat, shivering on the park bench. Cursing his habit of midnight walks and insomnia, he shoved his hands in his pockets, trying to warm up... ShinoKiba, KibaShino Yaoi!

Naruto and his friends all get invitations to a party at the Hyuga's. But what happens when Gaara wins a cruise vacation and takes everyone with him? Things take a turn for the worst when they get stranded. Full sum inside. NejiTen, ShikaTem, HinaXKiba

Some things, no matter what happens, don’t ever change. And no matter what happens, we wouldn’t want them to. SasukeNaruto. LeeSaku elements. Light Shonen Ai. RR.

What happens when two idiots fall into the Naruto world through a magic sewer? Disapointment, much, much disapointment.

Sakura and Hinata are the new girls in school. Sasuke and Naruto have a bet to make them call in love with them. Will this bet turn into love? or Will this bet become rivalry? Warning: Hinata will NOT be shy! Couepls: SasuSaku, NaruHina and some ShikaIno

After six years, Yawa Temeki is finally getting the chance to come back home to Konoha as Uchiha Sasuke. But what will she do when Akatsuki has plans for her sister's new family? Sequel to Finding Myself in You. AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END.

Pastfic. Mitoko finds herself face to face with a beautiful Suna nin in the Forest of Death. But is her love for real, or is Karura forcing it out of her, the way she forced that scroll out of her in the forest? MitokoKarura, YondaimeKazekage X Yashamaru

okay i have no idea how is should summarize this one either, beside the fact their scared of the bathroom, and baki is evil, basically the title sums it up, oh and i don't own naruto if i did my friend and i would make them all act like nutcases

I'm sorry, Naruto, Sakura thought to herself as she draped the rope around her neck. I never noticed you loved me. Well, you won't have to suffer anymore.

CHAPTER 5 UP!Sakura's dad is harassing her because of her mothers death, one day he just goes way to far...Can Sasuke help her before it goes to far? Or will she suffer What does her deadly father has in store SasuxSaku. Rated T. Please read and review

one shot. Sakura doesn't quite know what to do. It's not often that a kunoichi is struck speachless. SasuSaku

Hey, Itachi, aren't you afraid of anything? ... was his only answer. Suddenly, Itachi leaped up and stared at Kisame with wide eyes. Kisame... RUN, he said, speeding away from his partner. Humor for Itachi. Dedicated to pbjsandwich! Happy Bday!

ok this is a rewrite of my old story Demons hopefully this will be alot better XD... yeh im really bad at summerys but the first chap should tell u alot :D and i really want to no how i can improve my work so... thats all

Just do as mother says. Sasukecentric, post massacre.

Reagan's being kicked out of Rain and welcomed into Konoha. After staying there for a bit and learning how to become a better person, will he stay or go? KibaxOC Warning: ooc, shounenai, a bit AU..

He had always been deadset on his goals. This woud be no different. poem

Essa história não começa no planeta de Naruto onde existem pessoas muito poderosas e a magia é a principal arma utilizada nas batalhas. Ela começa em nosso planeta onde a sede por dinheiro controla as pessoas e a arma mais utilizada é a tecnologia.

La suite de Différence d'âge. Petit dialogue entre Naruto Sasuke. J'ai allongé la différence d'âge parcontre Venez voir, c'est meugnon quand même n.n [SasuNaru]

Moi, du moment que tu étais bien, j’allais bien aussi. Enfin, c’est ce que, depuis ce jour, je m’efforçais de me faire croire. Mais c’est faux. [SakuIno pas réciproque et KibaIno]

Just like snow each one shots and drabble is different. May contain anything, all situations considered. First up: Insanity. A smile and a bloody katana. Warnings: General,AT, serious.

Three drabbles, Uchiha centric. 1st in Itachi POV, 2nd in Sasuke POV, 3rd in Mitoko POV. Hints of SasuIta.

He wanted to be an average shinobi, he wanted to have two kids, a girl then a boy, and he wanted to die before his wife surrounded by family and friends. ShikaTema