This chapter is based on the Animaniacs Episode Moon Over Minerva as well as Alvin and The Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman
WORK IN PROGRESS
Poromon was flying around the Estate at night
It was on the night of the full moon!
Poromon: Whoa it's a beautiful night.
AWWWOOOOOOOOOO!
Poromon: Uh oh. A wolf.
But then a growl was heard.
Then he turned and saw something and then he screamed!
Over in the park was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Adrien Gekko, Claudia Cloudian, Cloudian Storm Dragon, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Cirrostratus and Cloudian Poison Cloud As well as Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud and we were relaxing and enjoying some rest.
Me: Ahh!
Nico: Boy this is good.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Camie: You said it.
May: Ahh. You got that right. Especially when I don't have to worry about geetting hit anymore.
Qin: Don't jinx it May.
May: Sorry.
Varie: Yeah.
Adrien Gekko: Yeah it's fun.
Nico: Adrien, I want to thank you, Saturn, and your teams for coming
Adrien Gekko: No problem Nico. This will be awesome.
Camie: It sure will.
Claudia Cloudian: I'm looking forward to this one.
Adrien Gekko: But it's an honor to have the Avatar of the monsters I use in my deck with us.
Claudia Cloudian: I'm honored too Adrien.
Xenia: Yeah and Lincoln has one of his angels back too.
Me: He sure does.
Nico: Claudia, I'm sorry Scoots killed you
Claudia Cloudian: I know. What she did was horrible!
Me: She is a cold-blooded snake!
Qin: I'm glad we saw the last of that bitter old crow.
Varie: Me too.
Lincoln: Yeah. But I promised that if a clone came that I would avenge her.
Claudia Cloudian: I'm glad you would do that Linky.
Nico: But why do I get the feeling that it's a good thing You're in Adrien's ream right now?
Me: Well she is the Avatar of the Cloudian Monsters and Adrien uses the Cloudians in his deck. No surprises there. But I have a feeling that her goal is going to be in reach very shortly.
Nico: Good point. But It's possible. We'll have to wait and see.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Yep. Boy yesterday was so fun!
Me: I'll say! How did you guys like the train ride around the world?
Nico: I LOVED IT!
WE ALL CHEERED!
Qin: That was so fun!
Lincoln: Boy that was so awesome! And it was really fast too!
Lana: I'll say!
Apple Bloom: And that was really cool seeing the world in 4 hours!
Camie: That was a lot o fun!
Applejack: YEEHAW! Boy that was the most fun we've ever had.
Me: Glad you guys all liked it!
Laney: And the sweets were awesome too. Especially the Chocolate Frogs and the treats.
Nicole: I wasn't expecting Inga Bittersweet to work on the train too.
Maria: Me neither.
Nico: That was awesome that Mary gave her a promotion like that. That was cool.
Lola: Yep. But now Gary Riley is in prison.
Me: Yep. Sentenced to 50 consecutive terms of 65 years in prison without parole.
Nico: So that's...
Lisa Loud: 3,250 years in prison.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Wow! No way in the 9 levels of Hell is he getting out anytime soon.
May: And the train wasn't damaged.
Me: Nope it held together perfectly.
Varie: That was so fun.
Camie: Yep.
Me: Yeah. Oh Nico I found this on the ground by the estate near the elevator entrance.
I pulled out a wolf head Borgia Cane.
Nico: Where did you find that?
Me: It was by the front door. The head is made entirely out of pure silver.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: I'm holding on to it so I can return it to them.
Nico: That's thoughtful of you.
Me: Thanks.
Maria: I'll get us hot dogs.
Me: Okay.
She went and did so
Maria went to a hot dog cart.
Maria: Can I have some hot dogs please?
Hot Dog Vendor: Coming right up.
She got us a lot of hot dogs.
We had some hot dogs.
Me: (Eating) Mmm!
Varie: Nothing like having good hot dogs.
Nico: Yep. (Eating)
May ate one.
May: (Eating) Mmm!
Qin: This is great!
Me: Yep.
We finished up our hot dogs.
Me: Ahh. That was great!
Nico: You said it!
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: we just got word that a clone of that evil scooter riding maniacal old goat, Scoots, has been sighted, and she's coming after me to make sure I die.
WE GASPED!
Me: WHAT?! A CLONE OF THAT EVIL SCOOTER RIDING HECKLING MANIACAL OLD GOAT IS HERE?!
Nico: That dumb old goat's really going to get it!
Claudia Cloudian: Now it's personal!
Qin: Big time!
Lincoln: Big time, and I've got a special kind of place to throw the clone of that old goat: it's known as The Black Abyss.
WE GASPED IN HORROR!
Nico: W-what is that?!
Lincoln: It's a place that's INFINITELY worse than The Black Gates and even far worse than Hell, this place is meant for the worst of the worst who've done nothing but cause trouble to everyone around them, and Scoots is one of those individuals, but in her case, she's more than earned it: not only has she tried to kill me numerous times and caused tons of trouble in Royal Woods for decades, but she killed Claudia Cloudian seven years ago and she showed no remorse and absolute disregard for everyone around her, and if that person gets sent to The Black Abyss, there's no chance of them ever returning and I mean ever! It's just like getting sent to The Black Gates, but this time, when they get sent there, they will never return and like The Black Gates, it's meant for the most evil.
WE GASPED IN EVEN MORE HORROR!
ME: THAT IS HORRIBLE!
Varie: OH MAN!
Nico: OKAY NOW I'M REALLY SCARED!
Lincoln: Yep, and like The Black Gates, it's also meant for the most evil, and it's triggered by drawing the kanji for Abyss 深淵 on their forehead. Then, the kanji starts to glow, and like The Black Gates, the spirits of those they've harmed or killed come back and judge the guilty, and once found guilty, they are seized by the spirits of their victims and they immediately fade away by being consumed by black flames: The Black Flames of The Black Abyss. I made this technique especially for monsters like Flip and the jerks.
Nico: A technique that's more horrible than The Black Gates?! Yikes! And you intend to use it on that old goat?
Lincoln: Yes, she murdered Claudia seven years ago leaving me and the rest of my Guardian Angels devastated while she rode off laughing and cackling like the rotten old hag that she is! I swore I will never forgive her, I'm going to kill her and use The Black Abyss on her!
Claudia Cloudian: My death really hurt you right in your heart, Lincoln. I'm so sorry.
Anna Anyanova: Claudia, this wasn't your fault, Scoots was to blame. Now, revenge has come at long last.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: Lincoln was so deeply hurt by what that miserable old goat did to Claudia seven years ago, there's literally no way we're letting a clone of that old goat get away with this, this time, she dies here and now!
Me: You said it, Lori. Let's get after that old goat and beat the panties off of her!
Qin: YEAH!
I then noticed that Poromon's arm was bandaged up and there was blood on the bandages.
Me: (In my head) Oh man! Poromon got really hurt by something. Whatever it was really hurt him bad. I hope it's nothing serious.
Girl Jordan heard a Pokemon Cry.
Girl Jordan: Look here!
We saw a Galarian Articuno!
Me: Whoa a Galarian Articuno!
Qin: Wow! And the poor thing hurt its leg.
Galarian Articuno: I was sleeping and then a scooter riding maniac ran over my leg.
Me: Scoots. We'll heal you up.
Leeli: Yeah.
We got to healing it up.
Girl Jordan: Are you okay now?
Galarian Articuno: Yeah thanks to you.
Poromon: Thank goodness.
Me: Would you like to come with us?
Galarian Articuno: I would be honored.
Me: Awesome.
Poromon: All right! (WINCES IN PAIN) OW! Oh man!
He clutched his arm.
Me: Man Poromon something really hurt you!
Qin: Yeah! What happened?
Poromon: I don't know. A dog bit me last night.
Me: Oh man.
Nico: Poromon, after the clone's dead, we need to have a talk.
Poromon: Okay.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for the Scoots clone) AHA! Gotcha, you miserable old goat! I just spotted the clone of Scoots, she's 20 yards away and she's heading right for me! Let's go, the time to get revenge for the death of Claudia Cloudian seven years ago is at hand!
Eli: Did Lincoln just...?!
Me: He did, he lost one of his Guardian Angels seven years ago, and that wound hit him hard in his heart.
Nico: Claudia may have returned and that part of his heart healed, but it won't be fully healed not until Scoots pays the ultimate price for what she did.
Lincoln: That's right. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Scoots clone.
We were off.
We were flying and we landed and started looking for the clone of that miserable old goat.
Nico: Alright, now where the Hell is that miserable old goat hiding?
Me: She won't be hiding, Nico, she never hides.
Nico: Look out for a scooter.
Me: You don't have to tell me twice.
Lincoln: That's right, we've known Scoots never hides when it came to trying to kill me, and when she winds up backed into a corner, she rides off like a coward. But, she's not going to hide, she'll come.
Eli: Yep.
Suddenly, we heard the sound of an electric scooter!
?: LOUD, I'M GOING TO FINALLY RUN YOU OVER AND KILL YOU!
Michelle Emperyous: YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO, YOU OLD GOAT!
We then saw our target, the clone of Scoots, and she was heading our way towards Lincoln to finally kill him and she was laughing and cackling like the miserable old hag that she is.
Lincoln: (Rainbow Energy Aura flares up extremely) Seven years ago, you murdered Claudia in cold blood right in front of me, because of you, I suffered from depression and you also devastated the rest of my Guardian Angels. (RAINBOW ENERGY AURA EXTREMELY FLARES UP EVEN MORE AND MUSCLES BULGE) (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF IN AN EXTREME MANNER) But, as always, you showed absolutely no remorse and you showed a complete disregard for everyone around, all you've ever cared about is yourself, you pathetic little worm! (SCREAMING AND YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS) I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU, SCOOTS! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND AVENGE CLAUDIA AND SEND YOU A PLACE FAR WORSE THAN HELL! (WOLF ROAR)
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
But, as soon as the clone of Scoots even got near, Lincoln fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals which knocked that old goat off her scooter, and he grabbed her scooter and tore it apart with slashes from his massive greatsword.
Scoots Clone: HEY! That was a priceless electric scooter!
Lincoln: Like I even give a damn about your stupid scooter, you tried to run me over with that stupid thing in the past, and you did the same thing to so many others!
Lincoln flew at the clone of Scoots, and he attacked her with powerful slashes from his massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws, his massive greatsword, and his two new massive angelic and demonic greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at her, and he attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of his extremely excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving the clone of Scoots even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Selene Emperyous: You've had this coming for seven years, you miserable old goat!
Lincoln's Guardian Angels went at Scoots and they brutally thrashed her horribly!
Me: Damn, seven years of revenge bottled up inside them, that's brutal.
Claudia Cloudian: My death hit Lincoln really hard in his heart, same with the rest of my fellow Guardian Angels, I'm going to help them end those seven years of pain they've had to deal with when I died.
Me: Scoots, you are in a WHOLE LOT of Trouble!
Lynn Sr.: I'm glad I banned you from the restaurant you spineless old crow!
Varie: And we sent you to the nuthouse!
Claudia Cloudian: And you killed me by stabbing me in the back with a sword of glass! That shows that you are nothing but a heartless little cowardly old bat!
Nico: YEAH!
Camie: You're going to get it big time!
Girl Jordan: I can't even begin to count how many times you ran over my feet back then!
Lola: And also dating someone that's half your age!? That is disgusting!
Galarian Articuno charged at her And fired laser beam eye blasts and they hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
Luan turned into JURY RIGG!
Luan: JURY RIGG!
She ran and reassembled Scoots' scooter and formed it into an amazing and deadly Pyro Executioner blaster from Mega Man X Dive!
Jury Rigg: This will make you HOT under the collar! (LAUGHS) Get it?
She fired a blast of magma and burned her!
Qin: Nice one!
Me: That was funny! But that blaster is cool!
Lola: I'll say!
Jury Rigg used the Core Medals for Vypra, Diabolico and Loki.
Princess Celestia: And this will hurt too!
Jury Rigg and Princess Celestia: SUNLIGHT MAGMA BLAST!
They fired waves of light and magma and blasted Scoots all over!
Lana turned into Arctiguana!
Lana: ARCTIGUANA!
She fired an ice blast and froze her!
Arctiguana: That will cool you off!
She used the Core Medals for Vexen, Evil Killer Frost and Captain Cold.
Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter this will be so fun!
Pipp and Arctiguana: ICE BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of ice and blasted Scoots all over the place.
Lola turned into Heatblast!
Lola: HEATBLAST!
She fired waves of fire and burned her all over.
Heatblast: Your ugly face makes me burn!
She used the core medals for Firefly, Axel and Pyros.
Fire Man: And you REALLY BURN Me up!
Heatblast and Fire Man: FIRESTORM BURN SHOT!
They fired waves of fire and blasted her all over!
Me: You were long overdue with death for far too long Scoots!
Laney turned into Fourarms!
Laney: FOURARMS!
She jumped and pulverized Scoots all over the place.
Fourarms: You have no right to live after everything you did to all of Gotham Royal York and our family!
She used the Core Medals for Bane, Evil Poison Ivy and Evil Plant Man!
Lillymon: And that means you are finished!
Lillymon and Fourarms: FLOWERS OF SMASHING FURY!
They fired waves of leaves and flowers and blasted her all over!
Lynn turned into XLR8!
Lynn: XLR8!
ZOOM!
She ran fast and kicked and smashed her all over!
XLR8: This is one speed I like!
She used the Core Medals for Shiv, Reverse Flash and Evil Quick Man!
Rainbow Dash: Lets make this a fast one!
Helen Wheels: Lets do it!
Rainbow Dash, Helen Wheels and XLR8: SPEEDING BULLET BUTTKICKING!
ZOOM!
They ran fast and smashed her down!
Lori turned into Jetray!
Lori: JETRAY!
She flew and fired energy blasts and blasted her all over!
Jetray: Time to literally fly and blast!
She used the core medals for Leonard, Evil Wind Man and Evil Wing Man.
Blossomforth: Lets make this fun!
Blossomforth and Jetray: FLYING PEGASUS BUTTKICKING!
They flew and kicked her in her face and smashed her down.
Luna turned into Water Hazard
Luna: WATER HAZARD!
She fired a wave of water and smashed her down with high pressure water!
Water Hazard: Time for some water power!
She used the powers of Hydro Man, Evil Wave Man and Evil Water Man.
Ariel: Lets make this fun.
Eli: Right behind you sister!
AncientMermaimon: Lets make this fun!
Ariel, Eli, AncientMermaimon and Water Hazard: WATER MERMAID BLAST!
They fired waves of water and blasted her all over.
Lucy turned into Whampire!
Lucy: WHAMPIRE!
Whampire fired waves of darkness and blasted her all over!
Whampire: (Transylvanian Accent) It's going to be good.
She used the Core Medals for Webstor, General Schwarz and Evil Shadow Man.
Noira the Nightmare: Lets make this dark.
Noira and Whampire: DARKNESS VAMPIRE BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Leni turned into Snakepit!
Leni: SNAKEPIT!
She fired energy blasts and blasted Scoots all over!
Snakepit: You are TOTES THE WORST in fashion!
She used the Core Medals for King Hiss, Ssserpent and Evil Snake Man.
Kimiko: Lets do it!
Sweetie Belle: YEAH!
Kimiko, Snakepit and Sweetie Belle: FIRESTORM SNAKE BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Lisa turned into Goop!
Lisa Loud: (Gurgling Voice) GOOP!
She fired globs of slime and drenched her.
Goop: You don't want to know what I taste like everyone!
She used the Core Medals for Calamitous, Evil Acid Man and Mandark.
Dexter: Lets make this a good one!
Dexter and Goop: SLIME OF GENIUS BLAST!
They fired waves of slime and energy and blasted her all over!
Nico: How bad could you possibly taste?
Goop put some slime in his mouth and then...
(WOMAN SCREAMS IN A BLOODCURDLING WAY)
Nico: (SCREAMS LIKE BILLY)
His tongue disintegrated!
Me: YIKES! That can't be good!
Nico regenerated his tongue!
Nico: YUCK! THAT IS REALLY SULFURIC ACID!
Qin: YUCK!
Nico: I thought you would taste like a food flavor!
Me: Nico when you work with a genius that works with dangerous chemicals, someone like Lisa is not going to taste good.
Goop: He's right on that!
Scoots: (TAUNTING LAUGHTER) You are such a whining crybaby!
Me: NO ONE ASKED YOU, YOU SPINELESS OLD CODGER!
Nico: Hey, I didn't ask for you to laugh at my misfortune!
Me: Nico trying to reason with Scoots is like trying to reason with a brick wall.
I fired waves of energy and blasted her all over!
Nico: LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
Me: Yeah you whiny crybaby old coot!
Nico fired waves of rocks and bashed her all over!
Nico: Hurts doesn't it you old crow!
Goop shot slime at her mouth
It burned her tongue off!
Qin: HA!
Nelson Muntz: HA HA!
Goop: Not very good huh!
She reverted back!
Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and it hit Scoots and electrocuted her!
Suddenly, Claudia Cloudian's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a lilac purple energy aura with stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive lightning greatsword Lincoln made for her, and as she approached the clone of Scoots, she left lilac purple energy, stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Claudia Cloudian: Even after you killed me seven years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Scoots. You've tried numerous times to run Lincoln over and kill him, you've shown absolute zero remorse and you've always had a complete disregard for the lives of those around you, because all you care about is yourself, you pathetic little worm. The real Scoots paid the price by getting sent to The Black Gates, but you, you're going to be sent somewhere far worse, but not before I get payback for what you did in killing me seven years ago and left a gaping wound in Lincoln's heart and in the hearts of the other Guardian Angels, you miserable old goat!
Suddenly, Claudia Cloudian was surrounded by a massive vortex of lilac purple energy with stars, clouds, rain, and lightning bolts surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and The Cloudian Duel Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at the clone of Scoots: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: Oh man, the storm's been unleashed!
Lincoln: And now, Scoots is about to pay the price for what she did to her, me, and the rest of my Guardian Angels seven years ago.
Then, as the vortex faded, Claudia Cloudian emerged, but she was changed forever.
Claudia Cloudian grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large lilac purple planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long lilac purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a lilac purple energy aura with stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the symbol of The Cloudian Duel Monsters and gold cross emblazoned on her forehead with blue iris, she has on Thunderbird earrings with lilac purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Cloud, Storm, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has the Cloudian Duel Monsters with lilac purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Cloud, Storm, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her lilac purple angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with lilac purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and lilac purple gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Claudia Cloudian has on a purple sleeveless vest, sleeveless lilac purple crop top, blue skirt with the symbol of The Cloudian Duel Monsters on it, light blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a gold cross and surrounding it are The Cloudian Duel Monsters and surrounded by clouds and storms, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a lilac purple gem with neon glowing lilac purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Claudia Cloudian felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with lilac purple tips on the large blue feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized blue angel wings with lilac purple tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blue angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long lilac purple wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Claudia Cloudian has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Claudia Cloudian's massive lightning greatsword, massive gold greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of lilac purple energy, stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Claudia Cloudian's Cosmic Eternal Lightning Storm Holy Justice Cloudian Duel Monster Thunderbird Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Lightning Storm Holy Justice Cloudian Duel Monster Thunderbird Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded lilac purple and blue gems and The Cloudian Dual Monsters and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Thunderbird heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large lilac purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Thunderbird heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold Thunderbird heads is a large large gold Thunderbird head with blue gems for eyes and lilac purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Claudia Cloudian has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large lilac purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Cloudian Storm Dragon's head with blue gems for eyes and lilac purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold versions of the heads of Cloudian - Acid Cloud, Cloudian - Altus, Cloudian - Cirrostratus, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Ghost Fog, Cloudian - Nimbusman, Cloudian - Poison Cloud, Cloudian - Sheep Cloud, Cloudian - Smoke Ball, and Cloudian - Turbulence with blue gems for eyes and lilac purple gems in their mouths around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a lilac purple kanji with lightning bolts and rain drops in between the kanji below the gold cross surrounding The Cloudian Duel Monsters that said, "Claudia Cloudian, Avatar of The Cloudian Duel Monsters, Powerful Master of Rain, Clouds, and Storms, Master of The Powers of The Cloudian Duel Monsters, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Scoots, Archenemy of Ty-Foo, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Clouds, Rain, Lightning, Storms, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and The Cloudian Duel Monsters"
クラウディア・クラウディアン、クラウディアン・デュエルモンスターズの化身、雨、雲、嵐の強力なマスター、クラウディアン・デュエルモンスターズの力のマスター、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅にして全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、ラウドの愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーンの未来の妻、スクートの軽蔑者で破壊者、タイフーの大敵、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙の保護者、擁護者、救世主、そしてビヨンド、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして強力な生徒の驚くべき生徒強力な教師、そして雲、雨、稲妻、嵐、サンダーバード、フェニックス、天使、そしてクラウディアンデュエルモンスターのマスター
Claudia Cloudian has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CLOUDIAN DUEL MONSTERS AVATAR-THUNDERBIRD-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FURIOUS STORM FURY CLOUDIAN DUEL MONSTERS AVATAR THUNDERBIRD PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FURIOUS STORM FURY CLOUDIAN DUEL MONSTERS AVATAR THUNDERBIRD PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FURIOUS STORM FURY CLOUDIAN DUEL MONSTERS AVATAR THUNDERBIRD PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Claudia Cloudian's Super Angel-Cloudian Duel Monsters Avatar-Thunderbird-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when the clone of Scoots saw it, she went mad and got out the one thing that killed Claudia seven years ago: a sword of glass.
Scoots Clone: DIE! DIE! DIE! (LAUGHING AND CACKLING)
The Scoots Clone ran at Claudia hoping to skewer her again, but Claudia Cloudian fired a massive barrage of lilac purple energy, stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels which hits the clone of Scoots and shatters the sword of glass into pieces and it was also blasted by fire blasts. The clone of Scoots got back up, but now, she was really mad now as she was ranting like crazy!
Claudia Cloudian: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Furious Storm Fury Cloudian Duel Monsters Avatar Thunderbird Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Furious Storm Fury Cloudian Duel Monsters Avatar Thunderbird Phoenix God Angel Love) I am not falling for the same thing twice, Scoots, now I'm immortal and invincible like Lincoln and the rest of the team, and this time, I'm going to make sure you die here and now! This is for killing me seven years ago!
Me: This is the last time we ever have to deal with your miserable hide!
Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and he joined with Claudia Cloudian.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) What you did in murdering Claudia seven years ago left a hole in my heart, and I will never ever forgive you for it!
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's high time for you to pay the price for what you did, you miserable old bat!
Lincoln, Claudia Cloudian, and I went after the clone of Scoots, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, lilac purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at the clone of Scoots, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at her as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Claudia Cloudian, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving the clone of Scoots even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit her and slashed at her with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Claudia Cloudian, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, stars, clouds, rain, lightning bolts, and planets at the clone of Scoots, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked her and she got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is the end for you, you rotten old goat!
Suddenly, Lincoln's Dragon Ball Bracelet glowed and fired seven red energy beams which formed into a massive red energy ball and he condensed it to the size of his body, but it also glowed brighter red as all of Scoots' crimes were also added in and made it even stronger!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is where you die once and for all. NEGATIVE KARMA BALL!
Lincoln fired the energy ball and it hits the clone of Scoots and exploded with incredible power and it destroyed her. Then, the Scoots clone's spirit appeared.
Scoots Clone: YOU THINK YOU'VE ALL WON?! I'LL BE BACK, LOSERS! YOU CAN'T KEEP SCOOTS DOWN!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done forever, and I don't ever want to see your face again!
Lincoln drew the kanji for Abyss 深淵 on her forehead.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) BLACK JUDGEMENT STYLE: BLACK ABYSS!
Suddenly, the Abyss Kanji on the Scoots clone's forehead glowed, and then, all of the spirits of those Scoots has harmed or killed came back and they grabbed her.
Spirits: GUILTY!
She was found guilty, and then, she was being consumed by black flames: The Black Flames of The Black Abyss and she immediately began to fade away.
Scoots Clone: NO! NO! CURSE YOU, YOU STUPID LOSERS! (SCREAMS AND FADES AWAY)
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Good riddance, you old goat.
Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Claudia Cloudian's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long lilac purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large lilac purple planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive lilac purple angel wings and medium sized lilac purple angel wings underneath are permanent.
Claudia Cloudian: That old goat finally got what she deserved, first, the real Scoots got sent to The Black Gates, and now, her clone is in The Black Abyss.
Lincoln: Yes, she's finally gone.
Suddenly, Lincoln faced Claudia Cloudian and he hugged her tightly. Suddenly, she felt his breathing become heavy, and she looked up as she saw tears forming and falling from his eyes. Claudia knew how badly he was hurt when Scoots killed her seven years ago, and she hugged Lincoln back.
Claudian Cloudian: (Soothing Voice) It's okay, it's over, Lincoln, it's finally over.
Lincoln: (Voice Breaking) I know.
We saw it for ourselves.
Nico: Scoots, you really crossed the line seven years ago.
Me: She sure did. She's crossed it too many times too much!
Laney: I don't know if you know this, but Lincoln promised that when he came of age, he was going to marry Claudia along with the rest of his harem. But, thanks to Scoots, she cut short that promise.
WE GASPED!
Me: That miserable old...! Now, I'm really glad we sent that old shrew to The Black Gates for good.
Nico: Of all the repulsive actions she'd committed, this was by far the worst!
Suddenly, Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Claudia Cloudian's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Claudia Cloudian: Lincoln...? You...?
Lincoln: Yes, I marked you, and the necklace and choker you have on, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Claudia Cloudian.
Claudia Cloudian had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Claudia Cloudian's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Claudia Cloudian had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad.
Stewie was rebuilding her scooter.
Nico: Stewie, are you rebuilding her scooter?!
Stewie: Hey, it can work with us!
Laney: I was thinking of giving it to Pop Pop anyway.
Me: Mr. Albert will love it.
Rita Loud: Dad will love it.
Nico: Yeah.
Poromon: I agree there! (WINCES IN PAIN) Ouch!
Nico: Nice job, Galarian Articuno!
Galarian Articuno: Thanks Nico. It was cool.
Me: It sure was.
Poromon: Want a (WINCES) OUCH!
Msnaphy got out a beer bottle.
Poromon: Want a beer?
Galarian Articuno: Oh no thanks. I don't drink.
Poromon: Okay then.
Polowag: (Does puppy eyes) Pwetty Pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough. But thanks for reminding me. Poromon we need to talk.
Poromon: About what?
Me: About what happened that lead you to get hurt.
Manaphy: Babe, please tell us
Poromon: I told you. It was a dog that bit me.
Me: Let me take a look.
I unwrapped the bandages and then saw a strange mark. I saw that it was a WOLF PAWPRINT! Poromon had two bite wounds too.
Me: (GASP!) Oh no! Is that what I think it is!?
Brittney saw it too!
Brittney: Oh no it is!
Me: Poromon that was no ordinary dog that bit you! That was a WEREWOLF!
WE GASPED IN SHOCK AND HORROR! POROMON IS NOW CURSED TO BE A WEREWOLF ON THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON!
Qin: OH MAN! This is not good!
Lola: Poromon is going to kill people left and right when the moon is full!
Lana: This is awful!
Poromon: That's impossible!
Lincoln: Fine! Don't believe us! It's your choice!
Me: LINCOLN! This is serious! Poromon is going to kill people all over the place if we don't help him! And the next full moon is tonight!
Poromon: OH NO! I'M CURSED! YOU GUYS HAVE TO HELP ME!
Poliwag:...mercy kill?
Me: No Poliwag. Cold-blooded murder. He'll rip anyone that gets in his way to shreds!
Nico: Yeah! Remember how we killed all those werewolves in Paris?
Nicole: Yeah.
Me: Then they will want to kill him! With silver bullets!
Nico: And Poliwag no! We won't use a mercy kill on Poromon!
Horsea: Lock him up?
Nico: That's probably wise.
Camie: We'll have to chain him up.
Manaphy then started crying hard and jets of tears erupted out of her.
Manaphy: (WAILING HARD) I DON'T WANT TO LOSE POROMON!
May comforted her.
Manaphy: WHY?! WHY?!
May: Oh there there Manaphy.
Nico: We got to find a cure though.
Me: And fast. We've got 9 hours until the moon rises.
Nico: We better get to work then.
Lisa Loud: I'll think of something!
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Nico I think we should call off the fight with the Anothers until next time. We got more dangerous matters here.
Stewie: No. We should still have the fight with the Anothers. The Full Moon isn't until tonight. And I'll be helping Lisa anyway.
Me: You're right.
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: Speaking of which lets see. (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud.
Qin: Wow! Cloud power.
Adrien Gekko: Yeah.
Qin: So Adrien Gekko, Claudia Cloudian, Cloudian Storm Dragon, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Cirrostratus and Cloudian Poison Cloud are up.
Eli: I sense that the anothers minus Commander Saturn are one person.
Me: Nice.
Rainbow Dash: Boy this is gonna be awesome!
Then Rainbow Dash's cutie mark started glowing.
Rainbow Dash: My cutie mark!
Me: It's glowing R.D. and that means only one thing.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud!
Me: WHOA!
Xenia: This is gonna be awesome!
Another Ty-Foo: It sure will be.
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with rainbow hair and magenta eyes and had blue angel wings and had blue sports clothes and had a tiara with Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark on it and on her shorts and she had Rainbow Dash's tail anf had Rainbow Dash's sword.
Renee Rainbow Dash: Renee Rainbow Dash - Embodiment, Gene-slammer and Legacy of Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: WOW! Awesome! It's cool to meet you!
Renee Rainbow Dash: Same to you Rainbow Dash.
Me: Wow! It's awesome to meet you Renee.
Renee Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Me: By the way is the Another Commander Saturn friendly or hostile?
Renee Rainbow Dash: Friendly and she is amazingly powerful too.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: (Turns Dial) SAMURAI FORCE 6!
She summoned Koyo Ozaki (Bungo Stray Dogs), The Caramel, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana Syrup Gang, Shelob, Grizzly Bear (Balto), Evil Killer Frost and Chaos (Primal Rage)!
Me: YEAH!
Renee Rainbow Dash: That was awesome! Oh I heard about Poromon being bitten by a werewolf. I think I might know who did it?
Me: You do?
Renee Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Check that house there just before the Moon rises.
She pointed to a creepy house.
Me: That's the house of Lawrence Talbot.
Nico: Noted.
Eli: Something is strange with him. He is telling people to stay away from him especially when the Full Moon is rising.
Me: But his name is also very familiar. But we'll look into it later.
Manaphy was crying hard still.
May: (Soothing voice) Manaphy it's okay. It's okay.
Manaphy: Really, mama?
May: Manaphy we'll cure Poromon. We will cure him.
Nico: Yeah we will.
Manaphy: (Sniffles) Thank you.
Luster Dawn: You're welcome.
Then Luster Dawn's Cutie Mark was glowing.
Me: Luster Dawn's Cutie Mark is glowing now.
Nico: That means one thing too.
Poliwag: We'll save you, Poromon!
Qin: Just hold on.
Nico: THERE!
We saw ANOTHER COMMANDER SATURN!
Qin: Whoa!
Lola: This will be good.
Another Commander Saturn: It sure will.
She reverted back and was a girl with orange sun color hair and had yellow eyes and had pink angel wings and had yellow and pink clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of Luster Dawn's Cutie Mark on it and on her skirt and she had a tattoo with the Kanji for Legacy of The Sun of Friendship on her arm.
友情太陽遺産
And she had Luster Dawn's Tail and had a Sword of the Sun in her hand.
Lillian Luster Dawn: Lillian Luster Dawn - Legacy, Gene-slammer and Embodiment of Luster Dawn, The Second Coming of Friendship.
Qin: Wow!
Luster Dawn: Wow it's an honor to meet you Lillian.
Lillian Luster Dawn: Same here. I'm a leader and always willing to help with friendship.
Commander Saturn: Just like me. I was a leader of my own troop too.
Nico: Cool!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Lillian Luster Dawn: No he didn't promise me anything.
Sakura Knudson: Because I helped her get out undetected.
Me: Wow! Smart move there.
Nico: Nice.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
We did so.
Me: Nice!
Nico: Lets do it!
We faced the Another.
Nico: (gets out Commander Saturn's Ridewatch) Time to use one of Saturn's Pokémon!
May: (Gets Out Cloud's Ridewatch) Lets bring the clouds!
Maria: (Gets out Cloud Creatures ridewatch) The clouds are rolling in!
Claudia Cloudian: (Gets out Ty-Foo's ridewatch) Time to blow you away!
They used the powers of Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud!
Nico: YEAH!
Then Teruteru Hanamura, Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle, Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Universe 666 Sonata Dusk, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 Storm King came!
Nico: WHOA! Nice team Teruteru!
Teruteru Hanamura: Thanks Nico
Nico: Cool!
?: I'll say!
Tornado Tonion came!
Me: Whoa! Tornado Tonion!
Xenia: Awesome!
Tornado Tonion: (In a girls voice) This will be fun!
Nico: Tanya Tornado!? Whoa!
Tanya Tornado: Awesome to see you again Nico. I heard about Poromon and I'm sorry. But I have something that might help him out.
Nico: Really?
Tanya Tornado: Yep. One sec.
She fired a wave of wind and blasted the another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: That did it!
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and blue eyes and had green angel wings and had a green bikini on and had a symbol for a tornado with onions swirling around it and had a wind sword in her hands.
Tanya Tornado: Here Nico.
She pulled out a slip of paper and on it was a formula for the Werewolf Curse Antidote.
Nico: Whoa! Thanks Tanya.
Manaphy hugged Poromon
Manaphy: You'll be okay.
Lisa: I'll take a look at this.
She did so.
Lisa Loud: Hmm. Fascinating. These are all easily found ingredients. This antidote is very easy to synthesize too.
Me: Awesome. How soon can you whip this stuff up Lisa?
Lisa Loud: It'll take about at least 3 hours. So by the time you guys get back from the next Ambassador Mission for Yona it'll be ready.
Nico: Perfect.
Tanya Tornado: Awesome.
Lisa Loud: But there's a catch. It has to only be administered when Poromon transforms the first time.
Me: Oh boy. I knew there was a catch somewhere.
Poromon: (GULPS) Well if it'll be worth it to help me out then I'll do it.
Rarity: Lets get you some clothes on darling.
The Fashion brigade gave her an awesome new blue and green outfit.
Tanya Tornado: Wow! I look awesome. Thanks.
Maria: Anytime.
Nico: The tricky part is to catch Poromon before he hurts anyone. Or himself.
Me: And once he changes there's no telling what he is capable of as a werewolf. Luckily I do have a plan for that.
Lincoln: Me too.
Claudia Cloudian: Tanya do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Tanya Tornado: I sure do. When me and Nico made a really awesome tornado simulator for science class and it won us an award for best science project.
Nico: That was cool.
Qin: That was a cool project.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Tanya hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tanya Tornado: Same here.
Nico: What's your plan guys?
We told them that we'll have Poromon chained in a clear indestructible plexiglass box and when he turns into his werewolf form we'll inject it into him through the back hatch of the box.
Nico: That's genius!
Lincoln: The chains will be made of neutronium.
Me: Good thinking.
Camie: Yeah.
We went back home and got everything ready.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Adrien Gekko, Cloudian Storm Dragon, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Cirrostratus, and Cloudian Poison Cloud are heading to the planet Glaren, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got really bad news: the evil dream version of me has come back from the dead to get revenge, but we're going to take him down and Lincoln's going to absorb him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here on Planet Glaren, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got really bad news: the evil dream version of J.D. has come back from the dead to get revenge.
WE GASPED!
Me: Wait, what?! That evil dream version of me has come back?!
Nico: Oh God.
Eli: That's seriously not good.
Lincoln: He may be weaker than J.D., but he's still incredibly dangerous, so we can't let our guard down on him ever.
Svetlana Succubus: And I'm going to use a mega enhanced Succubus Lust Dust on him, and that'll enable you to absorb him since he'll be mega distracted upon seeing me.
Me: Just be careful, Svetlana.
Adrien Gekko: And he chose Glaren, at least, we're far from the city where he won't do any damage to anyone.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and yellow headband, yellow eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, she's dressed in a golden yellow sleeveless crop top, necklace with a red gem for the pendant, golden yellow skirt, brown knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, desert sands, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the five girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Acacia Sahara, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh.
Acacia Sahara: That's right, and I got the girls away from that evil dream version of J.D. before he could destroy them.
?: BASTARDS, YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
We then saw my evil dream self coming after us, and he was mega pissed off at us!
Sylvester: Alright, we've had just about enough of you!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You were born from J.D.'s nightmare that asshole, Jacques, and that other asshole, Jude, started three years ago, but this is where it all ends! Time to die!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Adrien Gekko and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after my evil dream self, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Svetlana Succubus: Alright, stand back!
Svetlana Succubus forms an even more powerful glowing purple dust in her hands, and she blew it right at my evil dream self which hit him.
Evil Dream Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS...This?
Suddenly, my evil dream self's eyes turned red and his entire body was suddenly taken over by extremely powerful overpowering lust and sexual arousal as he saw Svetlana Succubus, and then, he suddenly grew to 9'8" in height and his body suddenly began growing as his already huge muscles suddenly began growing much larger and the muscle growth caused his shirt to rip off showing off his newly muscular upper body and eight-pack abs, and his powers also increased to a massive degree.
Svetlana Succubus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Voluptuous Beauty Darkness Magic Love Succubus Dopant Embodiment Succubus Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Voluptuous Beauty Darkness Magic Love Succubus Dopant Embodiment Succubus Phoenix God Angel Love) Okay, Lincoln, now!
Suddenly, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers and he stabbed them into my evil dream self's massive pecs, and then, Lincoln began absorbing my evil dream self as he groaned in pain.
Then, all of my evil dream self's newly gained massive muscle mass, massive excessive virility levels, massive superhuman strength, and all of his powers were being absorbed into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips underneath spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (GROWLS) Whoa, that enhanced Succubi Lust Dust is extremely potent, it made J.D.'s evil dream self physically stronger and increased his sex drive and virility levels to excessive levels along with his powers.
Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, there was nothing left of my evil dream self except for his clothes and he was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: And with that, the last remnants of the nightmare started by Weiss' father three years ago ends here. (To Acacia Sahara) And it's so good to see you again, Acacia.
Acacia Sahara: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Acacia Sahara wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and then all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Acacia Sahara was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Acacia Sahara: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Acacia Sahara's waist and hugged her, and Ariana Abner is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Acacia Sahara: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Acacia Sahara, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of The Desert. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh, and she has powerful desert and fire powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Sutekh. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Ariana and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Acacia would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of light. Lincoln made her a powerful fire greatsword, and to show her thanks, Acacia kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Nico: Just like we heard yesterday, and we'd already sent Yami Marik and Dark Bakura to The Black Gates.
Acacia Sahara: Good, those two were monsters.
Lincoln: Absolute monsters is the word I call them, and now that you're here, Acacia.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Acacia Sahara's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Acacia Sahara: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Acacia Sahara with golden yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Acacia Sahara: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Acacia Sahara.
Acacia Sahara had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Acacia Sahara's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Acacia Sahara had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw the five girls, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Ranshia Esuto-Ru, Eria Meiheru, Lilly Florian, Serena Rorgrens, and Shiguria Syuderay from Hentai Yuusha no Nakadashi Eiyuuki.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ranshia Esuto-Ru, Eria Meiheru, Lilly Florian, Serena Rorgrens, and Shiguria Syuderay from Hentai Yuusha no Nakadashi Eiyuuki.
Me: Tough and beautiful warrior girls, oh man, they could've easily attacked him.
Nicole: Not a chance, you know the damage your evil dream self's capable of, Dad.
Lincoln: That's why Acacia blinded him and got them away. Are you girls okay?
Ranshia Etsuo-Ru: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you saving us from J.D.'s evil dream self.
Then, when Ranshia Etsuo-Ru and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from my evil dream self, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Ranshia Esuto-Ru: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Ranshia Esuto-Ru: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ranshia Esuto-Ru, Eria Meiheru, Lilly Florian, Serena Rorgrens, and Shiguria Syuderay with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was the evil dream version of me who's come back from the dead to get revenge on me.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating him down and Svetlana Succubus using a specially enhanced Succubus Lust Dust on him which caused his entire body to suddenly be taken over by extremely powerful overpowering lust and sexual arousal as he saw Svetlana Succubus, and he suddenly grew to 9'8" in height and his body suddenly began growing as his already huge muscles suddenly began growing much larger and the muscle growth caused his shirt to rip off showing off his newly muscular upper body and eight-pack abs, and his powers also increased to a massive degree and Lincoln turning the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers and he stabbed them into my evil dream self's massive pecs, and then, Lincoln began absorbing my evil dream self and assimilating all of his massive muscle mass, massive excessive virility levels, massive superhuman strength, and powers and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Acacia Sahara have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so you guys took down J.D.'s evil dream self?! I thought we were rid of him three years ago.
Lincoln: We sent him to The Warp, but he decided to come back for revenge.
Nico: But, Svetlana used a specially enhanced Succubus Lust Dust on him and that turned him into a hulking 9'8" virile and muscular behemoth.
Me: Who wound up getting absorbed by Lincoln, and that ended the nightmare Weiss' vile father started three years ago.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down my evil dream self and he absorbed him and sent him to The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Acacia Sahara saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Acacia Sahara: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Acacia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Acacia Sahara: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Acacia Sahara: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Me: So far, it's quiet. (SUDDENLY SENSES AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE POWER SIGNAL) WHOA! WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?! I'VE NEVER FELT SOMETHING THAT POWERFUL!
?: Sorry about that, and I get that a lot.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long purple hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings, she has The Sun above her head and Mercury, Mars, Earth, The Moon, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto orbiting around her legs, she's dressed in a purple sleeveless crop top, necklace with a purple gem for the pendant, purple skirt, light blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, planets, nebulae, galaxies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the entire Solar System, holstered on her back is a massive star greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Marianna Andromeda, Avatar of The Agents of The Planets Duel Monsters, The Legendary Planets Duel Monsters, The Cosmos, The Galaxy, and The Universe.
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) Oh God, I knew we'd run into her!
Nico: I've never felt a power signal that massive and powerful before, and you all know her?
Selene Arcangela: We sure do. Everyone, meet Marianna Andromeda, Avatar of The Agents of The Planets Duel Monsters, The Legendary Planets Duel Monsters, The Cosmos, The Galaxy, and The Universe, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Andromeda Galaxy and she's a SUPER MEGA INFINITE-TIMES POWERFUL ANGEL OF SPACE AND THE UNIVERSE! Marianna has all the powers of The Agents of The Planets and Legendary Planets Duel Monsters, and she's also a powerful master of the stars, galaxies, nebulae, planets, moons, lasers, space powers, and more, and she also has omnipotent power and she has the power of 2,000 galaxies at her command, and she has The Sun above her head and Mercury, Mars, Earth, The Moon, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto orbiting around her legs.
Me: UNREAL!
Michelle Emperyous: Plus, she's also travelled all over the universe and she's met many alien species and dealt with many dangerous threats across the infinite reaches of the universe. Lincoln met her when she came to Royal Woods, and he really fell in love with her, and the rest of his Guardian Angels were also impressed by just how powerful and dedicated she is to defending Lincoln. Lincoln made her clothes that reflect the stars and galaxies, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem, and she hates ALL OF LINCOLN'S ENEMIES WITH A VERY BLAZING AND TERRIBLE PASSION EVEN MORE SO THAN SELENE EMPERYOUS, AND SHE SWORE IF SHE EVER SAW THEM TRYING TO KILL LINCOLN ONCE MORE, SHE WILL SEND THEM THROUGH A PORTAL INTO DEEP SPACE WHERE THEY WILL DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN AND THEIR BODIES DRIFT FOREVER IN SPACE!
CLANG!
Our jaws dropped and Eli put them back.
Qin: Yikes, this is one Guardian Angel no one wants to ever fuck with!
Nico: Not unless they want to wind up in deep space where they'll die from lack of oxygen and drift in space forever.
Lincoln: You thought Sakura Shinju was that dangerous when she gets mad, getting Marianna that mad will earn you a death sentence, and it's so good to see you again, Marianna.
Marianna Andromeda: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and you've really really grown into quite a man.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Marianna Andromeda in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Marianna Andromeda: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Marianna Andromeda with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Marianna Andromeda: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Marianna Andromeda.
Marianna Andromeda had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Marianna Andromeda's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Marianna Andromeda had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, he continued his workouts.
Marianna Andromeda: And I heard of what you did yesterday to that Dark Lynn clone.
Eli: We were still in shock and awe.
Nico: But, he really did tons of damage to that rampaging animal, and she got what she deserved.
Me: I would've wanted to see her piss herself, but not with Dark Lynn, she just reacted with anger.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru are heading to Laverra Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Julia Fernandez: Wow, so this is Laverra Beach. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Julia, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Laverra Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru are in your harem, Linky.
Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Queen, Julia Fernandez, Ming-Ming, Jelly, Killy, and Hikaru, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for the third Geats Mission.
Nico: Anyone else want to go with Lefou, Crazy Cat Lady, Mesmeralda, Yona, Himiko, and Carlota? Besides Elyon, Ty Rux, and Dino Tyranno?
Lightning: I'll go!
Zzzax: So will I.
Girl Jordan: I'll go.
Leeli: Same here.
Nico: Okay then.
Sheila: I might as well go too. Since only one of the Evil Riders is left there for me to catch.
Me: Okay then.
Nico: Lets go.
We were of to Japan.
We arrived.
Neon: Hey guys!
Keiwa: Awesome!
Yona: Guys, Yona would like you to meet Elyon, Ty Rux, and Dino Tyranno
Elyon: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Elyon Brown, Queen of Meridian.
Ty Rux: I'm Ty Rux.
Dino Tyranno: And I'm Dino Tyranno.
Lightning: I'm Lightning and I'm Lynn's boyfriend. SHABLAM!
Zzzax: I'm Zzzax. But my real name is Mitch McCutcheon. Awesome to meet you.
Neon: Wow! Awesome to meet you guys.
Girl Jordan: I'm Jordan Rosato but everyone calls me Girl Jordan.
Leeli: And my name is Leeli Wingfeather. I'm from the world of Aerwiar.
Neon: Oh wow! It's a pleasure to meet you both. Girl Jordan I've heard so much about you from Ace. Is it true that Carnage destroyed your life?
Girl Jordan: Yes every single word of it.
Me: Girl Jordan HATES Carnage with a vengeance.
Girl Jordan: Yeah. But there are some versions of Carnage that I can accept in the M.O.E.
Nico: And this is Lefou, Crazy Cat Lady, and Mesmeralda.
LeFou: Awesome to meet you guys.
Crazy Cat Lady: (Yelling Incoherently)
Mesmeralda: Pleasure to meet you all.
Neon: Same here.
Me: Crazy Cat Lady doesn't talk munch. She wasn't always like this though.
Nico: Yeah.
Neon: (to Lefou) Weren't you in that song related to your former sex offender friend?
LeFou: That's right. But I changed it to Nico. It was cool and fun.
Neon: Good.
Keiwa (to Mesmeralda): And what can you tell us about yourself?
Mesmeralda: I'm one of the Skylanders enemies and I did puppet shows.
Girl Jordan: Long story on that but it was cool.
Leeli: It sure was.
Ty Rux: I'm what you get when you cross a dinosaur with a construction vehicle
Me: Ty comes from a world of Anthropomorphic Dinosaur Construction Vehicles.
Girl Jordan: It's really cool.
Me: When we had the missions with Ty we piloted our Zoids there and helped them out there.
Ty Rux: You should have seen it.
Neon: That is cool!
Ty Rux: It sure is! And we love our work.
Me: Yep. Ty and his friends are so cool.
Eli: Especially Garby. He's half Stegosaurus and half Garbage Truck. And (LAUGHS) He has a really nasty gas problem but we get a good laugh out of it.
Ace Ukiyo: It's true. He farts really bad but we get a great laugh from it.
Dino Tyranno: And I'm a Dinosaur Alien
Me: Dino Tyranno is very much in similarity to the Cybertronians. And he and his team defend the universe from the evil forces fo Gigano Dragon and his horde of Dragozaurs.
Neon: WHOA! What do they do?
Me: They steal life force from worlds and suck them dry and turn them into dead husks.
Neon: That's horrible!
Leeli: It was.
Elyon: And I'm the Queen of Meridian
Neon: What's that?
Me: Meridian is the realm that Elyon rules. Before she ruled it, it was under the tyrannical rule of one of our most dangerous enemies.
Elyon: My evil brother Prince Phobos.
Me: He was a ruthless and honorless tyrant that ruled over that land with an Iron Fist.
I went over his history and what happened and how we killed him.
Neon: (GASP) That's horrible!
Ace Ukiyo: But it's all true.
Himiko: It was awful. But yeah.
Zzzax: As for me? I'm just made of electricity
Nico: It's true.
Zzzax: Yep.
Neon: Wow! Electrifying.
Nico: Yep.
Girl Jordan: It's true but awesome.
Ace Ukiyo: That is awesome.
Keiwa: Girl Jordan how did you and Leeli meet?
Girl Jordan: We met on the planet Aerwiar and she and her family were on the run from the dark forces of Gnag the Nameless.
Me: He was really Davion Wingfeather who was trying to kill his own family.
Nico: Yeah.
Neon: That's horrible!
Leeli: It was.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Yeah. We found out that during one of my rescues that Girl Jordan and Leeli have a very powerful spiritualistic connection.
Girl Jordan: When I heard Leeli sing her song it supercharged my powers and that's when we discovered the connection.
Nico: It's true and it was amazing.
Me: Leeli's song is magical. It purified the land of the Yokai Realm and even terraformed Venus back into an Earth World from millions of years ago before it turned into a scorching hot wasteland.
Neon: Wow! That's amazing!
Nanette: It sure is. We were amazed at how powerful Leeli's song is.
Nico: Yeah.
Neon: There's also a full moon tonight. You guys excited?
Me: Well not really. The reason is because Poromon was bitten by a werewolf last night.
They gasped!
Keiwa: Oh man! That's awful!
Neon: You saying Poromon could turn into a Werewolf?!
Me: I'm afraid so. And if we don't cure him by the full moon tonight, he's going to kill anyone that comes into his sights.
Neon: Oh man.
Michinaga: I hope he doesn't kill that many animals or people.
Me: Don't worry we have a plan.
Girl Jordan: Our future husband Lincoln is known as the man with the plan for a reason.
Me: Yep. Lincoln is called that.
Nico: Yep.
Ace: Anyway, we have a surprise ally against Morio
Me: Really?
Out came Win Hareruya A.K.A. Kamen Rider Punkjack!
Me: Win Hareruya!
Win Hareruya: It's an honor J.D.
Nanette: Been a long time Win.
Win: Nanette! Long time no see!
Nanette: You're looking great.
Win: Same here. So Morio is back.
Me: Yeah and Sheila is going to capture him after we bring him down.
Eli: Yep and it will be good.
Nico: Where is he?
I looked through a viewing winder and saw that he was on the roof of the Tokyo Convention Center..
Me: The Roof of the Tokyo Convention Center.
Eli: This will be rough.
Nico: Lets head out.
We were off.
We arrived and saw our target! MORIO KOGANEYA A.K.A. KAMEN RIDER MARY!
Morio Koganeya is a participant in the Desire Grand Prix who transforms into Kamen Rider Mary and a supporting antagonist in Kamen Rider Geats.
He is portrayed by Japanese comedian and actor Koji Obe.
History
Morio Koganeya originally ran an illegal gambling den overseas, before fleeing to Japan after his den was shut down. He was later approached by Tsumuri and selected to be one of the participants in the Desire Grand Prix.
Morio got along with his fellow participants initially, keeping his true past and motives a secret from them. In the fourth round of the DGP, in which the Riders were sorted into pairs and sent to fight the Trump Jyamato, Morio was partnered with DGP staff member Kamen Rider Punkjack due to there being an odd number of players. Dissatisfied with his partner, Morio used some of his points to pay for a ticket to swap partners and was able to choose Michinaga Azuma to be his new partner. He also stole the Boost Buckle that Ace Ukiyo had given Keiwa, but Michinaga revealed to Keiwa what his partner had done and offered him the chance to get it back. However, Morio was able to best Keiwa in the challenge for who would get the Buckle and got keep it. He allowed Michinaga to use it, but Michinaga found Morio to be distasteful and used some of his own points to purchase a ticket to switch partners, resulting in him being paired with Keiwa again while Morio was stuck back with Punkjack. After Michinaga and Keiwa scored more points than he did, Morio lost the round and was booted from the game.
Ace: Long time no see, dirtbag.
He turned and saw us!
Me: Morio Koganeya A.K.A. Kamen Rider Mary, You're under arrest.
Morio: On what charges?
Me: Illegal gambling and fraud.
He looked at Michinaga.
Morio: I remember you, traitor. You were my partner and you ditched me!
Michinaga: Me? You had that coming!
Nanette: Because you cared about winning by any means necessary!
Eli: There's no honor in fighting dirty!
Girl Jordan: TIme for you to face the consequences of your crimes jerkball!
Morio: It's my lucky day then! My new boss Suel is paying me a million dollars if I can kill you idiots!
Nico: Sorry to disappoint you but Suel is going to die!
Me: And he will be sent to the black gates.
Eli: And it won't be pretty.
Me: The only thing you're going to get is eternal loneliness in an ice cold dark prison cell.
Morio: We'll see about that. Henshin!
He turned into Kamen Rider MARY!
Ace, Neon, Keiwa, Michinaga and Win: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
READY FIGHT!
Me: GAME START!
Ty Rux: Let's Trux it up!
Dino Tyranno: DINO TYRANNO! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! SILVER SWORD! DINO KNIGHT READY! LETS DO IT!
Me: YEAH!
I teleported and slashed him with my sword and kicked him in the back of the head and knocked him all over.
Girl Jordan fired a water dragon blast and Leeli fired a light blast and the blasts all hit him and blasted him all over.
Ty Rux got out his Wizard Ring
LIVE ACTION DEMOLISHOR! PLEASE!
He fired waves of energy and blasted him all over!
Nico: YEAH!
Dino Tyranno got out his Wizard Ring!
ICARUS PROMETHEUS! PLEASE!
He fired waves of energy and blasted Morio all over
Lightning got out his Wizard Ring!
SPORTSMASTER! PLEASE!
He fired soccer ball bombs and blasted him all over!
Eli: Take this!
He fired a wave of Force Lightning and electrocuted him!
Me: What's wrong Morio? Had enough?
Elyon got out her Wizard Ring
TERMINATOR 1984! PLEASE!
Elyon: Hasta la vista, baby!
She fired energy blasts and blasted him all over.
Eli: Take that!
Nico: Take that!
But then a figure came and it was a girl with red hair and red eyes and had black clothes and blad angel wings and she had a tiara with Ultimate Rath on it!
Me: (GASP) Tigra Rath!
Nico: The embodiment of Ultimate Rath!
Me: Yep.
Tigra Rath: (GRUNTS) I'm not going to let this virus control me! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING MORIO KOGANEYA! YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER CENT ON OUR WATCH!
POW! BLAM SMASH WHAM!
She mercilessly thrashed Morio!
Me: GET HIM!
Tigra Rath then lost control and punched Zzzax
But she got electrocuted when it made contact with him.
ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!
Tigra Rath: Ow.
Zzzax: That's what happens when you punch me. Because I'm made of pure lightning.
Nico: To quote Ed, "Zappity Zap Zap".
Eli: Yep.
I fired an electron blast and it injected the antidote into her.
Lightning charged at her and piledrove her and smashed her down.
?: (ECHOING) DARK BLAST!
A laser beam blast hit Morio and blasted him down and out came ANCIENTSPHINXMON!
Me: AncientSphinxmon!
Eli: WHOA!
AncientSphinxmon: (In a girls voice) That will teach you not to mess with Nico and friends!
Nico: Selene Ancient Sphinx!? Whoa!
Me: Cool!
Then Tigra was cured as the antidote took effect.
Tigra Rath: (Groans) That really hurt.
Mesmeralda: My turn!
She used her phantom hands and punched and pulverized Morio all over the place!
Girl Jordan: Take this one!
She fired more water Dragon blasts and blasted Morio!
Crazy Cat Lady yelled incoherently and threw cat bombs and blasted Morio all over.
Selene reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and purple eyes and black clothes and black angel wings and had the symbol of AncientSphinxmon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a sword of darkness in her hand.
Selene Ancient Sphinx: How do you like those nine lives?
Yona: Yona ready for smashing!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Lets finish him!
We fired a massive wave of energy and blasted Morio all over and blasted him down and he was defeated!
GAME OVER!
Morio: I'm still here?
Ace: You're keeping your memories to remember this defeat.
As if on cue, several police officers came.
GUNS CLICK!
Officer: Morio Koganeya, you're under arrest! Get down in the ground!
Me: You heard him Morio!
He did so and they slapped the cuffs on him.
Morio: You have nothing on me!
Me: Tell it to the judge you loudmouth schnook!
One officer tazed him.
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPP!
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP!
They bopped him with their clubs and took him away.
Me: See ya. Hate to be ya.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: (Imitating Foghorn Leghorn) That guy, I say that guy is lower than a snake full of buckshot.
Nico: Yep.
Selene Ancient Sphinx: That was cool!
Ace: The Cops finally caught him.
Me: Yep.
Neon: They sure did.
Ace Ukiyo: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Selene Ancient Sphinx: When me and Nico were in Egypt and we visited the Sphinx and it was awesome.
Me: That is awesome.
Eli: It sure is.
Selene Ancient Sphinx: That was fun.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Selene hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Selene Ancient Sphinx: Me too Nico.
Later we came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome!
We told them everything and it was cool!
May: Awesome!
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Next time, Matt Olson, Haruto, and Dante Vale should come.
Me: Good idea! And all the riders and their ambassadors too.
Nico: Cool!
Eli: Yep.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Lori then came home crying and really tired.
(GOODBYE RODNEY PLAYS)
Me: Lori?
Sakura Yamamoto: You okay, Lori?
She then plopped onto the couch and was wailing hard.
Roxanne Santiago: Mom? What's wrong?
Bobby: Babe?
Lori: (CRYING) It was literally A BUSY NIGHTMARE!
Bianca Mantodea: What happened?
Lori: (Crying) SO MANY CUSTOMERS! SO BUSY!
Me: Oh there there Lori.
Nico: She was REALLY overworked.
Qin: Poor Lori.
Poromon: (GETS AN IDEA!) Wait I got an idea! Roxanne, mascots come with me! I got an idea!
Nico: Go for it!
They went to the Estate Park!
French Narrator: (French Accent) 6 Hours Later
Poromon: Okay Lori here we are!
Lori: [gasps.]
She walks into the park and into a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls
Lori: It's, it's, it's... beautiful! [gazes in amazement] It's too good to be true! [Gary walks by with a coconut and Lori grabs it]. [SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt on her. Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and a lei and drapes it around Lori' head.]
She was drinking her coconut along the way, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. Then she comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for her. She gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. Then she realizes it is empty.
Lori: Empty? [notices a tiki bar ahead and stops] A refill, my good friend! [notices Sunny Starscout behind the bar blending a smoothie]
[Sunny turns around and pours the drink into Lori's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Lori drinks the drink.]
Squidward: It's delicious!
Sunny Starscout: Banana Pineapple and Orange flavor.
Lori: Delicious. Thank you
[The tiki song starts as three tikis watch Lori in the boat.]
Tikis: Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki
Tiki #1: Hey fellas, look! it's Lori!
Tikis: Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki
Tiki #2: Hey, bubby, where ya been?
Tikis: Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki
Lori: Hit it boys!
Tikis: (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Lori's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Lori's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can relax all day like a tiki can (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki)
Lori: (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) [drinks from the coconut]
Tikis: (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Lori's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can play all day in a tiki band (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Then dance all night on the tiki strand (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki)
Lori: (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm CRAZY, man! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki)
Tikis: (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Lori's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) [song continues as Lori floats down the stream]
Lori: Ahhhh, this is the life!
[The boat bumps onto land where Poromon puts out a canvas and paint. Poromon then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery.]
Roxanne: Mom it's beautiful.
Lori: Oh guys you literally made me so happy!
Me: You're welcome Lori.
Roxanne: This is your own little Hawaiian sanctuary just in case you need to calm down and relax.
Lori: Oh thank you guys so much!
Poliwag: You're welcome Lori.
Triggerhappy: Poromon, are you sure you should be involved in making this? Especially in light of what we just learned?
Poromon: Just because I was bitten by a werewolf doesn't mean I can still help out with you guys.
Me: Besides the moon doesn't rise for another 2 hours.
Triggerhappy: You're right.
?: This is an amazing place you guys built.
Then out came a girl with aqua green hair and had green eyes and green clothes and had green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Block Man on it.
Bianca Block: Bianca Block - Embodiment of Block Man.
Lucca: Bianca!
Wheeler: Wow its been a while.
Bianca Block: Lucca and Wheeler. It has been a while.
Sureshot: How did you meet Lucca and Wheeler?
Bianca Block: I met Lucca when she, Crono and Marle were battling the evil forces of Lavos. I helped them destroy him and got Crystal magic.
She grew a crystal in her hands.
Me: Ooh pretty.
Bianca Block: Yeah. It was a brutal battle. But it was awesome.
Nico: Cool.
Bianca Block: And I met Wheeler when he and the Planeteers were battling Captain Pollution. I helped them by battling him.
Me: That is cool!
Nico: We destroyed him a while back and it was brutal.
Me: Yep.
Bianca Block: Boy thank goodness.
Me: Would you like to join us?
Bianca Block: I would be honored.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was Poromon, but he's been turned into a Were-Mascot, and he's running wild. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble as the vision orb vanished.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're going to have to turn into J.D. and Lincoln the Nocturnal, J.D.: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Poromon, but he's been turned into a Were-Mascot, and he's running wild.
WE GASPED!
Me: Oh God! We better stop him!
Nico: And get an antidote into him and fast.
Lincoln: We've got a Final Smash technique with the antidote ready for him. Now, we've got to transform and hunt him down.
Lincoln let out a growl as white fur began growing on his massive and powerful muscular body and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged and grew even bigger and white fur also began growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs, his nose changed to a wolf's nose and muzzle, his deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye remained the same, but his pupils turned into slits, along with the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips, his eleven massive and long and powerful white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit's tail with rainbow markings above his white wolf tails, his claws on his fingers surrounded by his golden-armored finger claws, his large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head turned midnight blue, and he let out a powerful howl as Lincoln transformed into Lincoln The Nocturnal.
Me: Let me join in too, Lincoln.
I let out a growl as lighter brown fur begin growing on my abnormally massive and powerful muscular body with tan fur growing on my massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs and my nose changed to a wolf's nose and muzzle and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged and grew even bigger, my blue eyes had slit pupils, my rainbow wolf ears on top of my head turned brown, I still had claws on my fingers surrounded by my golden-armored finger claws, my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails turned brown, and my large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind my head turned midnight blue, and I let out a powerful howl as I transformed into J.D. The Nocturnal.
Nico: Alright, now let's go find Poromon.
Me: (Beastly Voice) It won't be easy though, he's not going down without a fight, he better be ready. (CRACKS KNUCKLES AND NECK)
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) But, we're ready for him since we took down his clones especially the Steroid Poromon clone. (CRACKS KNUCKLES AND NECK)
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Hagoromo Gitsune, the demon fox and the head of the Kyoto Yōkai from the anime, Nurarihyon no Mago, and she's coming to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Hagoromo Gitsune, the demon fox and the head of the Kyoto Yōkai from the anime, Nurarihyon no Mago, and she's coming to destroy us.
Nico: Uh oh, that's not good.
Nicole: It sure isn't, she's a delusional sadist and she enjoys the pain and suffering she causes to humans.
Aurora Parker: She can't be underestimated, she has centuries of combat experience and she's a master of the dark arts.
Nico: She's one dangerous Yokai alright, but we've dealt with worse. Alright, gang, let's go, we need to stop Poromon and get him cured.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) We can't let Poromon keep running loose, we need to cure him and fast, and we get done with curing Poromon, you're next, Hagoromo Gitsune.
Aurora Parker: You better be ready, you sadistic demon fox, we're beating you down and sending you to The Black Gates.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the city to cure Poromon, and once we get done with that, Lincoln and Aurora Parker along with me are going to destroy Hagoromo Gitsune.
Sam S.L., WereGarurumon, Autumn Blaze, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis Lazuli, Blackfire and Mewtwo VS Springfield Bullies, Technicolor Phantoms, Bert The Bashful, Salvo The Slime, Bigger Boo, and Marching Milde - Nico's rescue in the Park and we battled a clone of Scoots and Claudia Cloudian Transformed
The Springfield Bullies were first.
Dolph (to Sam): Nico's rescue in the Park where he battled a clone of Scoots.
Kearney: Claudia Cloudian Transformed against her
Becky, MetalGreymon, Clyde, Peridot, Ruby, Sapphire, Bismuth, Frightwig and Bleez VS Rich Texan, Golden Gutt, Raphael the Raven, Sluggy the Unshaven, Hookbill the Koopa, and Tap Tap - Us battling Another Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud who are the embodiments of Luster Dawn and Rainbow Dash
Rich Texan was next.
Rich Texan (to Becky): Nico, Adrien Hello's team, Commander Saturn's team, and the others did good battling battling Another Commander Saturn, Ty-Foo, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Cloud Creatures and Silver St. Cloud. They are the embodiments of Luster Dawn and Rainbow Dash
Dana, Angewomon, Abigail Davis, Aqua Spirit, Spirit of Flames, Garuda the Wind Spirit, The Rock Spirit, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner, Sellon, Chilly Willy, Chilly Billi, Krow, and Mingy Jongo - Lincoln's rescue on Glaren to battle an Evil Dream Version of Me!
Skinner was next.
Skinner (to Dana): I heard Lincoln's rescue was on Glaren to battle an Evil Dream Version of JD! How was it?
Girl Jordan, Zudomon, Max Gibson, Misty, Lana, Dawn, Serena, Oceanus Shenron and Paragus VS Cargill, Steelbeak, Dracula (A Gaggle Of Galloping Ghosts), Hyleg Ourobockle, Berserker, and Yost Chemistro - Yona, Himiko and Carlota's 3rd mission and Girl Jordan and Leeli battled Morio Kogenaya
Cargill was next.
Cargill (to Girl Jordan): Today was Yona, Himiko and Carlota's 3rd mission. You and Leeli helped battle Morio Kogenaya, right?
Whitney, Angemon, Plant Man and Wood Man VS Comic Book Guy - Lori was REALLY OVERWORKED at Lynn's Table and she was crying hard. The mascots built a Hawaiian Sanctuary for her
Comic Book Guy was next
Comic Book Guy (to Whitney): Lori was REALLY OVERWORKED at Lynn's Table and she was crying hard. The mascots built a Hawaiian Sanctuary for her
Fiona, MegaKabuterimon, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops, Velvet Sky, Flash Sentry, Spark Man and Fuse Man VS Snake, Roman Torchwick, Django of the Dead, Sword Roidmude, Gulia (Nanatsu no Taizai), and Robo-Reptar - The Mascots and Lori's kids really did an amazing job helping Lori relax
Snake Jailbird was next.
Snake (to Fiona): The Mascots and Lori's kids really did an amazing job helping Lori relax. Reminds me of what Squidward had before
Mandee, Digmon, Serenity Wheeler, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Jade, Amy Anderson, Caitlyn and Dominique VS Patty & Selma, Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink, Shizuka of The Wind, Red Menace, Doktor Frogg, and Voltar - POROMON WAS BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF!? WHO WAS THE WEREWOLF!?
Patty & Selma were next.
Patty (to Mandee): POROMON WAS BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF!? WHO WAS THE WEREWOLF!?
Jackie, Halsemon, Donald Duck, Xion, Mickey, Ventus, Terra, Bomb Man and Burst Man VS Krusty, Quackerjack, Dark Riku, Key Monster, Toxitea, and Shearfear - Poromon became a WEREMASCOT!
Krusty was next.
Krusty (to Jackie): Poromon became a WEREMASCOT! (sighs) Poor Manaphy must be crying her eyes out
Linka, Stingmon, Cow & Chicken, Kiriko, Mikura Haruno, Kyasarin Uchiha, Sawaii Hitomi, Luxord and Batch VS Eccentro, Red Guy, Grady Twins, Anti Sora, Snowfall Frost, and Windigos - J.D. found a friend of Nico's who turns into a SMOKING HOT WERE-BIKINI BABE!
Eccentro was next.
Eccentro (to Linka): J.D. found a friend of Nico's. She turns into a SMOKING HOT WERE-BIKINI BABE!
Rita Loud, ExVeemon, Cana Alberona, Seer Dance, Refresh Dance, Reinhardt, Quake Dance, Stormy Weather and Proto Man VS Beautiful Gorgeous, Lipsyncher, Darkside, Water Core, Yost Juggernaut, and Fire Core - Lawrence Talbot, the Wolf Man that Alvin, Simon and Theodore met turned Poromon into a Werewolf!
Beautiful Gorgeous was next.
Beautiful Gorgeous (to Rita): Lawrence Talbot, the Wolf Man that Alvin, Simon and Theodore met turned Poromon into a Werewolf! Tell me we're fighting him too!
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Time to put a stop to your rampage, Poromon. WERE ELEMENT STYLE: WEREWOLF!
Jessica Kaios: WERE STYLE: WEREBOAR!
Yuna Kamihara: WERE WATER STYLE: WEREBEAR!
Toph: WERE EARTH STYLE: WEREBATS!
Makoto Nanaya: WERE WIND STYLE: WERETIGERS!
Sari Sumdac: WERE LIGHTNING STYLE: WERE HYENA!
Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy and elements that transformed into werewolves, wereboars, werebears, werebats, weretigers, and werehyenas that mauled Poromon.
Lincoln and his harem: WERE FINAL SMASH: WERECURE!
Lincoln and his harem fired a liquid antidote that was injected into Poromon, and he was cured.
Poromon: Ugh, what hit me?
Nico: You turned into a Were-Mascot and went on a rampage, and we had to stop you and cure you.
Poromon: I've got quite a headache, and I don't know how I turned into a Were-Mascot.
Me: (Beastly Voice) We'll check the cameras to find out how that happened.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Good idea, J.D.
Nico: That's right, the cameras might've picked up on who did the dirty deed. Awesome job, team, we cured Poromon.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) And stopped him before anyone got hurt. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Hagoromo Gitsune, the demon fox and the head of the Kyoto Yōkai.
?: (Demonic Voice) Soon, all of humanity shall drown in turmoil and hatred.
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from the swift attacks of nine fox tails that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice)(Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come on out now, Hagoromo Gitsune, or we will force you out.
A female with long black hair and nine white fox tails came out, it was Hagoromo Gitsune, the demon fox and the head of the Kyoto Yōkai.
Nicole: Hagoromo Gitsune, I should've known you'd show up here.
Hagoromo Gitsune: (Demonic Voice) You will never leave here, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you will all die!
Aurora Parker: You're completely delusional, we're immortal and invincible, but your total narcissism blinded you to the truth. Not that it matters though, this is where your life ends.
Suddenly, Aurora Parker's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, lightning, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Hagoromo Gitsune, she left blue energy, stars, lightning, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Aurora Parker: I will never forgive you for what you've done over a thousand years ago, Hagoromo Gitsune. Over the millennia, you have caused trouble by gathering power by absorbing the hatred, envy, anger, despair and large quantities of malice, and you also showed a complete dislike of humans. That is something I will never forgive, and now, you shall face death for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Aurora Parker was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars and lightning surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, angels, and Fortune Lady Every flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Hagoromo Gitsune: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) We've all seen what happens when Aurora Parker gets mad when she sees Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan causing trouble, and now, that fury's about to be unleashed once again.
Then, as the vortex faded, Aurora Parker emerged, but she was changed forever.
Aurora Parker grew from 6'5" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, lightning, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Fortune Lady Every with the Light Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with blue iris, she has on fairy earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has Fortune Lady Every with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Aurora Parker has on a blue sleeveless vest, sleeveless blue crop top, blue skirt, blue jeans, blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, lightning, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fortune Lady Every and surrounded by lightning, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a blue gem with neon glowing blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Aurora Parker felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blue angel wings with light blue tips on the large blue feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized blue angel wings with light blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blur angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long blue wolf tails with light blue tips and light blue markings, Aurora Parker has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Aurora Parker's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, lightning, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Aurora Parker's Cosmic Eternal Light Fury Lightning Fortune Lady Every Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Light Fury Lightning Fortune Lady Every Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded light blue gems and Fortune Lady Every and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue phoenix heads with light blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple phoenix heads is a large blue phoenix head with light blue gems for eyes and light blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Aurora Parker has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fortune Lady Every's head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji with lightning bolts in between the kanji below Fortune Lady Every that said, "Aurora Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Every, Loving Sister of Stella Parker, Hazel Parker, Natalie Parker, Maya Parker, Victoria Parker, Camila Parker, and Naomi Parker, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Cyborg Snake, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Fortune Lady Every"
オーロラ・パーカー、フォーチュン・レディ・エブリイのジーン・スラマー、ステラ・パーカーの愛する姉妹、ヘイゼル・パーカー、ナタリー・パーカー、マヤ・パーカー、ヴィクトリア・パーカー、カミラ・パーカー、ナオミ・パーカー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅、そして宇宙の全能の強力な戦士、愛する守護天使でリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてサイボーグ・スネークの大敵であるダーク・ルアン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使および灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、マスターブラックゲートの、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と殺人者邪悪で、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして稲妻、妖精、フェニックス、天使、フォーチュンレディの達人。
Aurora Parker has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FORTUNE LADY EVERY-FAIRY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA LIGHT FURY LIGHTNING FORTUNE LADY DARK EVERY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL LIGHT FURY LIGHTNING FORTUNE LADY DARK EVERY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL LIGHT FURY LIGHTNING FORTUNE LADY DARK EVERY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Aurora Parker's Super Angel-Fortune Lady Every-Fairy-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Hagoromo Gitsune saw it, she got out her Long Sword of the Three Tails and charged at her to kill her, but Aurora Parker fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, lightning, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Hagoromo Gitsune and sent her flying into another wall, she got back up, but now, she was angered.
Stella Parker: Oh man, Aurora's transformed, this means things are so going to get messy.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) You said it, Stella. Now, it's high-time we took care of Hagoromo Gitsune once and for all.
Aurora Parker: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Light Fury Lightning Fortune Fairy Every Fairy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Light Fury Lightning Fortune Fairy Every Fairy Phoenix God Angel Love) There's no way we're letting her get away with what she's done over a thousand years ago! Let's get her, boys!
Me: (Beastly Voice) Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Aurora Parker.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Beastly Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't that surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Hagoromo Gitsune, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to stop you once and for all.
Me: (Divine Beastly Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, you better be ready to pay the price for everything you've done.
Lincoln, Aurora Parker, and I went after Hagoromo Gitsune, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Hagoromo Gitsune, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Aurora Parker also did the same by firing blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Aurora Parker, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Hagoromo Gitsune even more madder and even more insane with rage and she revealed her true form.
Lincoln: (Divine Beastly Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for a little Incubus Lust Dust action.
Lincoln formed a red glowing dust, and he blew it right at Hagoromo Gitsune and it hit her.
Hagoromo Gitsune: (Demonic Voice) What in The Nine Hells is...This?
Suddenly, Hagoromo Gitsune's eyes turned red and her body was suddenly taken over by overpowering lust and sexual arousal as she saw Lincoln.
Svetlana Succubus: (GASPS) Oh God, I'd recognize that red glowing dust, that's Incubus Lust Dust, it's like The Succubus Lust Dust I create, but Incubi Lust Dust is used only on female victims, and like with male victims hit with Succubus Lust Dust, female victims hit with Incubus Lust Dust wind up having their body taken over by overpowering lust and sexual arousal, and it'll enable Lincoln to drain her life force.
Nico: (Whistles)
Then, Lincoln walked over to Hagoromo Gitsune, and he bear-hugged her and he bared his fangs and sank them into Hagoromo Gitsune's right trapezius and she yelled in pain, and he began sucking out her blood, powers, and life force and he was also draining her soul and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Suddenly, Hagoromo Gitsune's skin began shriveling up and her long black hair began turning white and her nine long white fox tails and hidden weapons were suddenly being absorbed by Lincoln as he continued draining her soul and life force. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, Hagoromo Gitsune was nothing more than a withered mummified corpse, and he sent her soul to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Aurora Parker, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Aurora Parker's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive blue angel wings and medium sized blue angel wings underneath are permanent.
Aurora Parker: Your thousand year desire of gaining power by causing despair is over. Thanks for helping me take down Hagoromo Gitsune, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice)(Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Aurora.
Me: (Beastly Voice) My pleasure, Aurora.
Suddenly, Aurora Parker wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Aurora Parker's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Fortune Fairy Every flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and lightning behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Aurora Parker sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Aurora Parker and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that demon fox a lesson.
Luan: And Lincoln used that Incubus Lust Dust on her.
Me: (Beastly Voice) And he drained her completely dry and took all of her powers and abilities. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) I've got just the girl: Aurora Oceania, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit.
Selene Emperyous: The water master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, incredible, and you guys will love meeting her, Aurora Oceania is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Water. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, and she has powerful water powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Aurora and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Acacia would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of light. Lincoln made her a powerful water greatsword, and to show her thanks, Aurora kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Me: (Beastly Voice) Whoa.
Eli: Which means Aurora has the powers of Tefnut like Maria.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) That's right, she has the powers of Tefnut like Maria, and she's a powerful master of water.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Naomi Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Past, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Melaquera the Conciliator and the Great Spirit of Fire, the main antagonist of the 2016 Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Rome, but we got bad news: we found out that the person responsible for the chips being implanted on Sebastian and why even after he was freed from his Dark Side he was still acting like a horrific monster from Hell is none other than Madeline Linnaeus, the sister of the long dead cold blooded heartless Dr. Carol Linnaeus, and she's equally cold blooded and heartless as her sister. Plus, she did this because she wanted revenge on us for killing her sister. Well, we're not letting her live any longer, she's joining her sister in The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet Aurora Oceania, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Water. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, and she has powerful water powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Aurora and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Acacia would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of light. Lincoln made her a powerful water greatsword, and to show her thanks, Aurora kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Thrashers of Were-Poromon, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that Were-Mascot.