Duck Dodgers opened his eyes and found himself back on his ship.
"How did I get here again. I thought I was back on earth being tormented by some rabbit", Duck said as he rubbed his eyes.
"Good morning sir", Cadet Porky said as Duck jumped up.
"Oh for the love of. Can you not scare me like that", Duck said.
"I will keep that in mind. Is there anything else sir", Porky asked.
"Yeah find out what's giving off that funky smell in my bathroom would you mind", Duck replied.
"I ought to give you a funky smell", Porky said as he left.
"I can hear you", Duck remarked.
While Porky was cleaning the bathroom for the third time this week Duck was watching the radar.
"Well that's strange. It says that someone's here but I don't see anything out there on my scope", Duck said to himself as he through his telescope.
"That's because I am right here", a voice said.
"Jeez why is everyone trying to give me a heart attack", Duck said as he saw a familiar Martian soldier standing in front of him.
"Oh it's you again", Duck said as if he was unsurprisied.
"Hello again Dodgers", the short man said.
"Have you come to destroy me again", Duck asked.
"Not this time in fact I have come to escort you to the Queen", the tiny soldier announced.
Duck opened his eyes and scratched his head.
"What Queen are we talking about exactly", Duck wondered.
"The Martian Queen of course", the small man replied.
"Who", Duck said as if he was confused.
"Your arch nemesis sir", Porky said as he entered the room.
"Oh that Raven haired beauty", Duck thought out loud.
"I will have you know that The Queen has hair as white as snow", the tiny man barked as he pointed his tiny laser gun at Duck.
"Relax would you and what could she want with me anyway", Duck inquired.
"Today is her wedding day and it is rather rude for the groom to keep his bride waiting", the little soldier said as Duck shrugged.
"Well what does any of that have to do with me", Duck said as he laid back in his chair.
"Because you are marrying her today you twit", The tiny man barked.
Duck jumped up as he couldn't believe what he just heard.
"What I am not the marrying type. And even if I was why would I marry my worst enemy anyhow", Duck pointed out.
"Because that was the deal. Now let's go", the tiny man said as he zapped Duck.
"Ouch. I am not going anywhere with you", Duck argued.
Suddenly the radio came on with Duck's commander speaking.
"Dodgers, today you will marry the Martian Queen", Duck's commander ordered.
"I would rather not can't you get someone else to do it", Duck begged.
"Sorry Dodgers but the queen requested you and we need peace with the Martian fleet so this is the only way", Duck's commander cautioned.
"What if it's just some kind of an elaborate trap", Duck asked.
"If you refuse the Martian fleet will destroy you as well as earth there is no other option. However if she does try to poison be sure to call the hotline", Duck's commander explained.
"Gee thanks a lot", Duck said as he signed off.
"Now without any further interruptions let's get back to Mars", The tiny man insisted.
"No way am I going in your ship it's way too small", Duck argued.
"Very well then I will take yours", The tiny soldier said as he tried to power up the engines.
However the tiny man realized that he was simply too short to work the ship's controls.
"Let me handle this. Before we're trapped here forever", Duck said as he fired up the engines and flew off.
They arrived at Mars an hour later and by that time was very late. Duck started to feel tired as he had to play meet and greet with the Queen's entire court. The Queen appeared at Duck's side as she then wrapped her arm around him.
"I do believe my beloved is all but worn out. I shall take him to bed", The queen said as she escorted Dodgers to her personal bed chambers.
"I think it would be better off if I just slept in the barracks", Duck suggested but the queen refused to listen.
"Nonsense you will stay with me", The queen said as she laid down and patted the space next to her.
Duck just couldn't refuse her any further as he then crawled into bed next to her.
"Goodnight my beloved", the queen said as she kissed Duck Goodnight.
THE next morning Duck woke up to this strange and amazing feeling but as he looked down her realized that the queen was sucking him off.
"What are you ahhhhhhh ohhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhh yessssss", Duck said as he came into the queen's mouth.
"How did you do that without a mouth", Duck asked.
"There are a lot of things you don't know about me but I will teach you in due time", The queen said as put Duck's wet member into herself.
"Yessss please do ahhhhhhh ohhhhhh", Duck moaned as the queen rode him like a horse.
"Yes take me Dodgers take me", The queen begged as Duck came into her.
From that moment onward Duck decided to give a marriage with the queen a try.
After that they married and lived happily ever after in peace and happiness for so many years to come and so much more.
THE end.