i don't own anything except my ocs, and warning, may contain strong language and vulgar stuff.
Team Cherry headquarters!
Location: Adelaide, South Australia.
Month: December 2020.
Time: 2:50 PM.
In the main office of Team Cherry, two individuals were in an meeting. one was an short (about an size of an child) has an literally Dark body, and an head that appears to be white with an absence of eyes (on which he can still see), and the clothing is an ankle length cloak and wears a belt to hold a sword (or nail) is called The Knight/Ghost/i personally call them Erik. The other person is an humam male named Ari Gibson, as they appear to chatting.
"I am truly sorry." said Ari with honest expression.
"what do you mean "sorry"?" said Erik/Ghost with an confused tone. "I've been absent since "Hollow Knight", meanwhile Hornet's been swimming in it!" exclaimed as he points at the poster of Hornet being an badass! "what about me?!" question an confused Erik.
"I mean you should be grateful Ghost." said Ari "we left you the stuff you've gained over your quests, and ascending to your godhood, as you know you have a lifetime warranty. That's the best we can do outside of filler." explained Ari.
"you guys expect me to live off of Hollow Knight: Silksong?" asked an slowly ticked off Erik.
"it's not just us really, it's more like out staff on acid." said Ari.
"Unbelievable." said Erik who is secretly angered. "it's out of our human hands erik, Silksong is the best Team Cherry can do for now." said Ari.
(Insert Dirtmouth music here)
Location: Dirtmouth
After the meeting with Team Cherry, Erik was sitting down on the bench as he looks at the horizon.
"well great, now what?" Erik asked himself. he then hears an sound of banjo and ukulele playing and someone talking.
"heyooo!" said an unseen figure, as Erik turns around to see who talked and to much of his surprise, it was an duo playing their instruments.
"what the- uuuhh who are you guys?" asked Erik.
"My name is SMG5!" said the golden robot playing an banjo. SMG5 appears to be a bit taller than eric, parts of his body is shades of gold as his limbs were silver metal with an plug on the back of his head which acts as a ponytail, his outfit is an big sleeveless coat that reaches his lap. The noticeable feature was his silver hat with the center being blue with the number 5 on it.
"And I'm SMG6! Can we play you a song" said and question the silver humanoid slime. SMG6 appears to be almost reach 5's height, his body is very silver and slimy and has three fingers as well as two toes and has two frills both side of his head, his outfit is an green shirt with dark green shorts. The noticable feature was his gold hat with an green center with the number 6 on it.
Erik was confused at them and at SMG6's question.
"uuuhhh why exactly?" asked Erik.
"you look like you need a smile, this song makes us smile." SMG6 explains while playing an ukulele. "I don't know he can cause he doesn't seems to have an mouth." SMG5 whispering his concern to SMG6.
"stop that." demanded by Erik. "stop what?" asked SMG6.
"being wholesome, it's corny!" Erik answered. "oooh, does it annoy you?" SMG6 playfully question.
"immensely. Stop playing!" Erik answered and demanded again. "Then you're gonna love this!" exclaimed SMG6.
"please don't." begged Erik.
"too late." deadpanned SMG5 said.
"But there's one thing
I know
the blues they send to meet me
won't defeat me~
it won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me." SMG6 sang amazingly as both 5 and 6 played their instruments.
"Ukulele solo, yay!" SMG6 yells as he plays his ukulele fast. "okay okay 6, I think he get it! That's quite enough" exclaimed SMG5 to SMG6.
Erik slowly claps his hands (even though there aren't fingers present). "I appreciate this evening entertainment, but i must get back to following my role." said Erik
"and that is?" question SMG6.
"getting back at siblings, Hornet and Hollow." answered Erik.
"why and because?" SMG6 questioned yet again. "6, that's the Knight from the popular indie game, Hollow Knight." SMG5 explained
"yea, they put me on hiatus!" Erik angrily said. "but revenge is pointless and it doesn't change the spot you are in now." said SMG5 with an concerned tone. "if anything, it'll make things worse. Why not try and better yourself?" SMG5 question Erik.
" hmm that does make sense, but allow me to retort." said Erik as weird dark horns grows from the side of his head and his one eye glows white bright. "FUCK THAT, I WANT REVENGE!!" said Erik in an distorted booming voice.
as SMG5 gotten terrified by Erik's tone, SMG6 steps in to talk. "Okay but what if things out of your control happen? what then? hell, what if Hornet or Hollow die from hyperthermal before you could have the chance?" SMG5 question Erik about it.
Erik got confused of one of the things SMG6 said and asked. "hyper what?" "you know, when you get really cold." SMG6 said.
"that's hyperthermia you fucking slimy idiot! and it's the least of their worries, besides the other insects at "Hollow Knight" are different than the earth bugs and other space bugs." said Erik
"how about we delay the plans then and in the meantime solve the whole not having a job issue, by doing art and stories!" said SMG5 with an idea.
"and why the hell would i do those with you guys?" question Erik. " 'cause we're friends." answered SMG6. "I highly doubt that I'm your friend." said Erik.
"well of course you do, you know our name, we know yours, we're both about a size of child, 5 has a sketchbook, so we're definitely peers." SMG6 as SMG5 was drawing on said sketchbook.
"listen you stupid slime i will cage you like an animal before I ever consider you my-" as Erik was about to finish, SMG6 said "Deal." "what?" Erik said confused.
"so hear us out, we watched and read stories from these guys called TeamFourStar, Devilartemis, Key and Peele, SMG4, Daitomodachi, Cowboy Alchemist, VGN Golley, Chance Green G King, KivatheDCWizard, CMXB, AdmiralDT8, Epiclot214, DriveMaxUltraDynamoZord, and Striberx. They have these cool stories as some are crossovers, and as for TeamFourStar and Devilartemis, they have these cool versus videos they used to do as well as awesome stories based on . So I figured, what if we do something similar to that but different from the readers and viewers expectations?" said SMG5 with an awesome idea.
"uh-huh" said Erik, feeling intrigued by his idea. "but not something too bad, as some people would find it cringe but in a good kind." said SMG6. "you look down, and notice you're aroused, and question why you want more." said SMG6 as Erik looks at his crotch (or whatever's down there).
"and we take that, throw in a perfect amount of unnecessary crap, music-" "don't forget the fan service! and Mwah!" SMG6 interrupted.
"alright then, fine, I'll join you guys on one condition." said Erik as he slowly liking the plan. "and that would be?" question SMG5.
"I don't ever actually fight the people along with other guys on your lists UNLESS i want to." said Erik. "you got yourself a deal." SMG5 said as he sticks out his hand for Erik.
Erik then shakes SMG5's hand. "cool! So who's first?" Erik question since he's officially part of the team.
"first, we gotta get you an proper name, other than knight or ghost." said SMG5 as SMG6 thinks. "How about...
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Erik?" said SMG6
"Erik... hmmm" made the newly named Erik thinking about his name. "I like it. So what do we do now?"
"first let's get each of us a pair of shades!" exclaimed SMG5 as SMG6 puts his hand on his chin. "Eh Ha Hah~!" said SMG6 as the newly formed trio is made!
This is the first story I've ever made on , this is based on "How Perfect Cell met Kermit the Frog" made by Devilartemis, as you might see more of this (as long I'm not busy or procrastinating...), and the name for the knight "Erik" was something me and friend Angel Landa came up back at middle school, and each characters might have Headcanon voices.
SMG5: MYSELF
SMG6: MYSELF (note that these two are my Self-Inserts)
Erik: Casey Mongillo (it was am idea i have, since Vessels don't have gender but go by pronouns of which fits them, and for Erik he goes by He/Him/They/Them pronouns. either, Happy Pride Month everyone and thank you for reading!
