You know I had this idea of a Loud House fanfic based on Home Alone because it's so obvious, so I looked to see if this story existed and there wasn't anything worth mentioning so here we go. If I copied the movie home alone but with Loud House characters that'd be no fun, so I'll be doing my own thing, it'll follow the core concept of the first three home alone movies (haven't seen any other home alone movies). Lincoln gets left home alone, needs to defend his home while befriending some troubled elderly person. And before you guys get in the comments whining about how the Loud sisters are kinda being dickheads, that's just how home alone movies usually are regarding the siblings, so cut me a break.
"Move it!"
"No you move it! I need to get my stuff out of the bathroom!"
Lynn and Lola argued. The Loud House was in Chaos, which wasn't unusual, but this was a different level of chaos.
It was Christmas Eve and the Loud family was preparing for a trip to Florida. Why are the Loud family taking a trip to Florida? Lori was spending Christmas with the Casagrandes due to the convenience, Luna wanted to spend the holiday on a trip with her girlfriend Sam Sharpe, Luan had a gig at the old folks home and would be spending her Christmas with her Pop pop, so the Loud parents thought it might be nice to take the remaining kids on a vacation. Everyone seemed fine with these arrangements, except for one…
"Did anyone order the pizza? I'm hun-" Lincoln shut his door, blocking out all the noise.
"Ughhhh!" Lincoln said in annoyance.
"As you can see it's busy here…. Even more so than usual." Lincoln began packing some clothes. "My parents thought it'd be a good idea to spend Christmas in Florida of all places." Lincoln said with a slight bit of frustration. "I mean, who wants to be somewhere tropical during Christmas!? And three of my sisters won't even be with us, on CHRISTMAS!" Lincoln continued packing.
"Are you really bringing that." Lincoln jumped at the voice, he turned around and noticed a pair of twins.
"Don't you two know how to knock!" Lincoln said after recovering.
"We did, you were too busy ranting to notice though." Lana responded.
'Give me a break.' Lincoln thought.
"But are you seriously packing a bunch of comics?" Lola asked with a lot of judgement.
"Well, yes? I need something to read on the plane?" Lincoln replied.
"No pony princess in here?" Lana asked looking through Lincoln's comics while mocking him.
"Even he wouldn't be stupid to read that in public." Lola laughed. "I don't know why my only brother had to be such a nerd." Lola wondered out loud then looked at an annoyed Lincoln. "No offense." She added, only making Lincoln's eyes twitch.
"Okay did you girls want something? I'm busy." Lincoln said incredibly annoyed.
"Do you have an extra charger?" Lola asked. "Someone's stupid pet ruined mine." Lola shot Lana an angry look.
"He didn't know what he was doing!" Lana defended her pet as Lincoln looked through his room in search of a spare charger. Lincoln managed to spot one.
"Here, now leave me alone for once." Lincoln handed her the charger.
"Someone's cranky…" Lola said leaving.
"What a Scrooge." Lana agreed making Lincoln groan. Lincoln finished packing and decided to check to see if the pizza had arrived yet.
"Lisa, you're not getting that through TSA." Lucy.
"Trust me elder sibling, I have my ways. Lisa responded.
"Can't you just go a week without exploding everyone?" Lincoln walked by, overhearing their discussion.
"Science doesn't rest, nor do I, dear brother." Lisa had clearly made her mind up.
"Just don't get us in trouble, last thing we need is for people to think we're terrorist." Lincoln thought a bit more. "Well we don't want them to think we're even bigger terrorist than we actually are…" he corrected.
"You have my word, nothing bad will befall our family." Lisa promised, which was good enough for Lincoln to move on, until he was hit by a balloon full of floor.
"What do you think you're doing." Lincoln said gritting his teeth.
"Just getting warmed up for my gig tomorrow." Luan said laughing.
'Ugh.' Lincoln internally groaned. 'You'd think she was performing at the Apollo instead of a retirement home!' Lincoln thought internally fuming.
"Geez, who peed in your cereal." Luan said looking at Lincoln sideways.
"Oh he's just being a crybaby because things didn't go his way." Lynn joined the conversation out of nowhere while tossing around her ball.
"I'm a crybaby for wanting to spend the holidays with my family at home…" Lincoln muttered.
"Yeah, a huge baby." Lynn mocked Lincoln. "You look like you're about to cry right now." Lynn made Lincoln turn red with a mixture of anger and embarrassment.
"Shut up Lynn!" All Lincoln could manage, it pissed him off how effective she was at getting under his skin.
"Or what?" Lynn dared Lincoln to do something.
"Okay that's enough." Leni heard the commotion and interjected. Usually she wouldn't, but lately she's been trying to fill the role of oldest sibling. "What's like, the problem?" Leni asked.
"Lincoln's crying because he wants to stay home." Lynn answered.
"I'm not crying!" Lincoln semi shouted at Lynn.
"Okay guys." Luan tried to calm them.
"Why don't you want to go on the trip, Lincoln?" Leni asked.
"Because it wouldn't be Christmas! They don't even have snow in Florida!" Lincoln responded.
"Why does it matter if it snows?" Luan asked.
"He wants us ride his stupid sled with him." Lynn responded to Luan, much to Lincoln's annoyance.
"Aw, that's totes sweet Linky, but there's a lot of fun things we can do together in Florida." Leni answered.
"May i also acknowledge that there hasn't been much snow here in royal woods for us to use such sled." Lisa pointed out.
"I guess…" Lincoln said loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Kids! Pizza is here!" The children heard their father call them.
"Oh thank goodness, I'm starving!" Lola and Lana raised down as the other siblings joined them.
'I better get down there.' Lincoln thought before realizing he hadn't packed his tooth brush and shampoo. Lincoln went to bathroom, feeling that this was the best time since he might forget. He grabbed his toothbrush, and looked for his special shampoo, but couldn't find it. One of his sisters must've took it. 'This is why I keep my stuff in my room…. Who am I kidding, they'd still steal it.' Lincoln groaned. His sisters were very inconsiderate so there's no telling who did this, they'd all do something like this. Lincoln's stomach growled interrupted his thought process, so Lincoln decided to go downstairs.
"Do you still think it's hot enough to go to the beach?" Lana asked as Lincoln went downstairs. There were a bunch of pizza box all over the place. Lana herself was chewing on a meat lovers pizza. Lola was eating a pepperoni pizza.
"That's a good question." Lynn said not sure herself.
'Going to the beach on Christmas?' Lincoln shuttered at the idea.
"I doubt it." Luan laughed as she finished off a Hawaiian pizza. Lincoln simply wondered how she could such an abomination.
Lincoln continued to look around for a box that contained a pizza with only olives on it. Most people didn't like a pizza with simply olives, but Lincoln did and his parents would usually order him at least half a box.
"You guys didn't order one with olives?" Lincoln asked confused.
"Yeah." Lynn answered Lincoln as she finished off a pizza. "I just finished it off though." She said smirking at him. This infuriated Lincoln.
"Huh? Why would you do that!?" Lincoln said irritated.
"Why not?" Lynn simple said. "Not like you're going to do anything about it?" Lynn mocked Lincoln. "Are you about to cry again?" Lynn laughed. Lincoln's eyes started watering, Lynn always been kind of a dick but now it felt like she was just trying to make him cry. Her laughter echoed in his head, instead of crying he'd do something else.
"Okay-" before Leni could reprimand Lynn, Lincoln lunged at her, knocking her on the table knocking everything over.
"Hey!" Lucy said as soda poured onto her pizza and lap. Lincoln and Lynn kept wrestling, making a few slices of pizza fall onto Lola.
"Ah! I just got this dress!" Lola cried.
"My pizza!" Lana cried as Lincoln and Lynn's fight made their way down to her side of the table. Lynn had finally managed to push Lincoln off of her and she started Alger offensive, attacking Lincoln. She put her hands up and swung at Lincoln, missing. She swung again, getting him in the stomach, causing him to get winded. Lincoln recovered threw a punch, catching Lynn on the cheeks a little bit. Leni and Luan finally stepped in, separating the two just in time for their parents to walk it.
"What's going on!" Rita demanded an answer.
"Lincoln went berserk and attacked Lynn and ruined my pizza!" Lana asnweres.
"And he ruined my new dress!" Lola added. "And please believe, YOU. WILL. PAY!" Lola threatened Lincoln, everyone proceeded to yell over each other.
"Quiet!" Rita yelled as thunder happened to strike at the same time, grabbing everyone's attention. The house's power turned off for a second, but quickly turned back on.
"Lincoln, what's going on?" Lynn Sr wanted to know.
"She ate my pizza!" Lincoln yelled pointing at Lynn, directly looking at her, as he's held back. "She doesn't even like olives! She just did it to bug me!" Lincoln yelled, him and Lynn still being restrained.
"So you attack your sister?" Rita tried to understand.
"She's been being a bitch all day!" Lincoln let a curse word slip, making everyone gasp.
"Lincoln!" Leni gasped.
"Lincoln! Watch your mouth! You do not call your sister that!" Lynn Sr chastised his son.
"Oh I'll show you a bitch!" Lynn said now genuinely angry.
"I'd like to see that!" Lincoln said.
"That's enough!" Rita said grabbing Lincoln, "You, come with me!" Rita demanded angry.
"Oooohhhhh." Lola laughed, enjoying Lincoln being in trouble, shutting up when Rita shot her a venomous look.
"You lucked out this time." Lincoln yelled at Lynn as his mother dragged him away upstairs by his arm.
"What's his problem?"
"Like I know!" The Loud sisters talked as Lincoln was walked upstairs.
"Let me guess, I'm the only one being punished?" Lincoln asked as his mother dragged him to his room.
"Well maybe if you came to us instead of attacking your sister, she'd be the one in trouble." Rita answered as they stopped by his door.
"That's such bullshit…." Lincoln muttered.
"What did I tell you about your mouth!?" Lincoln had never really cussed before and Rita couldn't believe how he was acting. "You're lucky to still be going on the trip." Rita told her son.
"Yeah right!" Lincoln walked into his room, but then turned around. "I don't even want to go on this trip, or spend Christmas with you guys anymore! Matter fact it'd be nice to enjoy some peace and quiet for once!" Lincoln ranted.
"I don't want to see you for the rest of the night!" Rita said showing Lincoln his room.
"Yeah? Well the feelings mutual!" Lincoln slammed the door on his mother. Rita stood there in shock, she was flabbergasted, in complete disbelief.
"What is up with that boy?" Rita asked Lynn Sr as she returned back downstairs.
"That's what happens when you only know how to raise girls, you get an emotional girly son." Lynn scoffed.
"Can it Jr." the Loud father called his daughter out. "I'm sure he'll calm down after he sleeps on his actions." Lynn Sr assured her wife who was doubtful. She had never seen her son so angry before. Usually when Lynn would mess with Lincoln he'd ignore it or tell her.
"This is a ridiculous idea Jacob!" A overweight man wearing a Santa beard and red suit.
"What's so stupid about dressing up as Santa and stealing presents out of people's houses Sammy!?" A tall white man named Jacob sincerely asked.
"Maria?" Sammy looked at their female associate, hoping she'd back him up.
"Hey, don't look at me! I thought we were breaking into closed stores?" She spoke.
"Yeah? Doesn't that sound way more lucrative than stealing some kids gifts?" Sammy asked.
"Please, those stores have cameras, and some serious security measures." Jacob rebutted.
"Don't a lot of houses have alarm systems nowadays?" Maria questioned.
"Yeaaahh!" Sammy motioned at Maria, agreeing with her.
"Please, a lot of these nice neighborhoods have cameras as best, we barely get any crime here, and if we get caught on camera so what? They're gonna call the cops on Santa?" Jacob explained. "Plus," Jacob pulled out a folded piece of paper and unraveled it. "My boy Travis did some reconnaissance. He got me a list of a few houses that should be safe." He revealed.
"Let me see that." Sammy grabbed the list from his comrade. "The McCann house, the McBride house…. Geez what's next, the McDonald house?" The large man joked until he kept reading. "No way!?" Sammy was shocked to actually see the name on there.
"Dios mio, Give that to me." Maria snatched the paper from the fake Santa. The Zhao house, the Washington house, the Johnson house." Maria skimmed through the rest. "Seems like you've got this all planned out." Maria said handing the list back to Jacob.
"You got that right!" Jacob chuckled. "Let's just say, this Christmas is going to be real giving towards us." Jacob began fully laughing in anticipation of what this holiday had in store for them.
Morning came fast for the Loud family, matter fact it came a bit too fast. The Loud matriarch woke up first, she whipped her eyes so she could look at the clock next to her bed, but what she saw made her heart sink.
"Lynn, LYNN! Wake up, it's 7:00!" Rita woke her husband up.
"Huh! How'd that happen! Didn't we set the alarm clock on?" Lynn said in panic.
"We must've forgot to reset it when the power went off! Quick, wake up the kids!" Rita got up in a panic rush.
All you could see in the Loud House was everyone running around in a panic to brush their teeth and get all their stuff in Vanzilla.
"Okay, does everyone have everything?" Rita asked.
"Mommy, I still need to pee!" Lola cried.
"Honey you're going to need to hold it, we still need to drop off Luan. It'll be a miracle if we even still make the flight." Rita told her daughter.
"Awwwww!" All the Loud kids began to groan.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Lynn said determined. "As long as Vanzilla doesn't breakdown on me I'll get us there." Lynn promised his kids, making them cheer as the van sped off as fast as it could.
In all their chaos and rushing it seemed they forgot the presence of a certain someone, and this time it wasn't Lucy.
A white haired child finally woke up yawning and taking out his noise canceling earbuds. Lincoln rubbed his eyes and then checked his clock. '7:36? There's no way, why didn't my alarm go off?' Lincoln wondered then remembered the quick power outage from yesterday. 'Darn it! I forgot to set the alarm back up!' Lincoln continued to think. 'Wait!' Lincoln ran out of his room to see if anyone was home, but there was no one.
"There's no way!" Lincoln said to himself running downstairs and going outside. As he expected Vanzilla was gone. "They really left without me!" Lincoln said as anger and frustration built up. Lincoln walked back into the house slightly depressed and sat down at the table. "They really left me here by myself." Lincoln said kind of sad then he thought about it more. He recalled the events of yesterday, thought about everything his family said, thought about all the times his sisters made fun of his, and all the times they've done stupid shit to him. 'Why does my only brother have to be such a nerd?' Lola's voice echoed on his mind. He thought about how they pranked him for simply wanting some quiet, he thought about how they constantly busted in his room. Now he could read his comics in peace, run around in his underwear in peace, and free from judgement. Lincoln began to smile. "They really left me here by myself." Lincoln said but now with a more joyful tone and a devilish smirk.
"Okay honey bye, love you!" Rita quickly said in a hurry as the van quickly took.
"Well they seemed desperate to get rid of you, huh kiddo?" Albert joked laughing with Luan joining him.
"We woke up late and now they're trying not to miss their flight." Luan explained.
"Is that so? I really hope they make it, it'd be a real shame to miss a trip to Florida." Pop pop explained. "I'm surprised you'd rather spend your Christmas entertaining us old folks instead of having fun in Florida."
"Hey, this is an important stepping stone for me! Florida is cool and all but comedy and my career are way more important." Luan explained. "Plus I get to spend Christmas with my favorite grandpa!" Luan smiled at her Pop pop, warming his heart.
"Aw! Aren't you the sweetest?" Albert pulled his granddaughter into a hug.
Back at the Loud house Lincoln was scavenging through Lisa and Lily's room.
"I know Lisa has to have some cool stuff in here." Lincoln looked around. "I better be careful, don't want to somehow blow the house up." He continued to look around. "Here we go!" Lincoln grabbed what he thought was a toy a gun. "Whoa, I never seen such a cool looking-" before Lincoln could finish his sentence a beam of ice fired from the gun, freezing one side of the wall, leaving Lincoln stunned. "THAT'S SO COOL!…. But super dangerous." Lincoln put the gun away. 'How does Lisa even make something like that?' Lincoln wondered.
Lincoln kept looking through Lisa's stuff until he came across a secret compartment he triggered by pressing a button. What Lincoln found was a pair of shoes.
'Lisa sure knows how to design cool looking things.' Lincoln marveled at the shoes. 'I wonder what they do though!' Lincoln thought excitedly as put them on.
The Loud family finally reached the airport, and by the grace of God they managed to make their flight on time. Throughout all the panic and rushing they hadn't yet realized what they had forgotten.
"I told you I'd get us here baby!" Lynn Sr said to his wife as he caught his breathe.
"Yeah, good job." Rita laughed as she kissed her husband on the cheeks. Rita finally sat down and relaxed. Without the stress and panic of missing her flight Rita could no longer ignore this nagging feeling that she forgot something. The Loud family did leave in a rush, she could've forgotten anything, she'd be impressed if she didn't.
Did she remember to bring her phone? She searched her pockets. Yep, her phone and wallet were all there. Maybe she forgot her deodorant or conditioner? Well she could easily just buy some when they got to Florida. Rita still couldn't shake the feeling. She made sure all of her kids made it onto the plane, or at least she thought?
'Oh no! Did I forget Lucy again!' She quickly turned around, but to her relief Lucy was sitting next to Lynn and Lisa. Rita turned back around and sighed in relief as she closed her eyes in hopes of getting some sleep, but not even a second later her eyes opened wide in realization.
"LINCOLN!"