OniTenshi500: bro, thems fighting words if Erza says that strawberry shortcakes are better than pudding, an entire war would break loose! Also, I don't think Lance would ever allow Epidem on the team...
Yogaratw607: (Lemon: DAMN HOMEWRECKERS! HE IS MY MAN!) Next chapter will be kinda like that, just a bunch of missionsthat the team is doing to get enough money to buy a house so they don't sleep on the streets or just become freeloaders
Animefan13579: yes, I'm aware. I can't reveal why but it was a change I made. And the change have a plot reason! Can't reveal what it is tho
Guest: here it is
Freakingname13: it is indeed. Well, since they won't appear for a while I'll tell you, Anser and Olore will go to Lamia Scale, Writh will go to Blue Pegasus like Shuen, and Love and Milo will join a guild shown in this chapter~
Getwo: Innovent is such a loving person! The team of little siblings with badasses as their older siblings! Domina and Doom are the most chill out of Mash's siblings! Natsu deserved the W! Makarov is going to have a heartattack because of these kids...
Yorozuya Forever: (Lemon: I feel a disturbance in the force...)
Shiroyasha Rises: bro thinks he Jimbei!
Guest: Rayne and Erza sounds like a cool team up! Mash really likes his creampuffs
Guest: it's crazy when the siscon is the normal one
As the Fairy Tail guild was celebrating their victory, suddenly they received a massive wave of bad news, first with Rayne being thrown out of the Mecha Phantom and falling to the ground
"Rayne!" Abyss yelled in shock
And second with Jose making an announcement
"Listen, all Fairy Tail members! We have managed to capture Lucy!" Jose yelled through the speaker
"What!?" Cana yelled in a panic
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"Uh oh." Mash blinked
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"No! They found the hiding place!" Finn yelled scared
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"No way!" Happy yelled while Natsu growled
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"Our first objective has been completed." Jose said with a smirk while pulling Lucy's hair to wake her up, stepping on her stomach to make her scream in the speaker
"Huh!?"
"That really is Lucy!"
"Hey! What are you doing to her!"
Fairy Tail members were scared and outraged by what Jose was doing, even the ones inside the Mecha were trembling with anger and fear
"I'm sure you all heard that. But now we have one last objective remaining." Jose said and so the Shade Soldiers changed appearance, becoming more fiery and angry
The soldier charged at the Fairy Tail mages at blinding speeds, punching them away and knocking most of them to the ground
"Gha!"
"What!?"
"These guys are so much stronger!"
Even Cana, Abyss, and Abel were defeated easily by those new soldiers, with Cana coughing out blood, while Jose watched it all with a dark smile
"And that objective is the slaughter of all of you disgusting brats!"
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Jose watched as the Fairy Tail mages were being completely destroyed by the Shade Soldiers before he began to walk away with his arms behind his back
"Keep an eye on Lucy for me. I'll deal with the rest of these nuisances that invaded my guild myself." Jose said while his aura flared up slightly
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"Dammit…" Natsu cursed while looking up with anger
"Go straight and up the first set of stairs you find…" Wirth said while still on the ground
"Huh?"
"If you follow that path you will find Jose…"
"Why are you telling us that?" Happy asked but Wirth didn't respond
Natsu nodded and charged out of there in search of Jose, his entire body flaring up with flames, Happy flew right behind him as Wirth looked at him with tired eyes
"You have some big untapped potential, Dragon Slayer… I could feel it in our battle… Even that new spell wouldn't have done a thing if you unleashed it… You have a shot at winning this… Huh, why am I rooting for him?" Wirth chuckled to himself before closing his eyes
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Somewhere else the groups were running through the halls to try and find Jose until they ended up finding each other, and also…
"Erza!?" they all yelled as they saw Erza sitting down against a pillar, completely exhausted
"What the hell are you doing here!?" Dot screamed in shock
"Don't tell me you fought someone in this state…" Mira said worried
"I didn't want you guys to see me in such a state… Looks like I still have ways to go, huh?" Erza said with a weak laugh
The moment was suddenly interrupted by a massive chill running through all of their spines, making them look around in scared shock
"What was that!? I felt a chill unbefitting a man!" Elfman yelled in a panic
"The hell…?" Lance mumbled
"W-what!?" Finn was terrified, it felt like death was looming closer and closer to him
"N-no way… It's him…" Juvia began to shake in fear as she recognized that feeling
"My my, what a show you all put on." They all heard a familiar voice along with clapping, they turned around and the chills increased tenfold "I never expected you all to provide me with such entertainment."
"Master Jose!?"
"So this guy… Is the master of Phantom…" Gray and Elfman thought
"His magic feels so evil… It makes me physically sick just by standing too close…" Mira thought while trying her best not to throw up
"And so the big bad makes his appearance…" Dot and Lance thought
The entire group got ready to fight, with Gray and Elfman standing protectively in front of Mira and the exhausted Erza
"Well the… I should thank you all for providing such entertainment." Jose said while lifting one hand, small magic spirals going around his hand with faces that made them look like the souls of the damned
"GET AWAY!" Erza screamed to try and warn her friends but it was already too late…
With a single movement of his hand, purple beams of electricity shoot toward Gray, Elfman, and Juvia, electrocuting them and blasting them away
"Elfman! Gray!" Mira yelled
Jose then moved his hand to the side, creating a massive wave of the same energy and blasting away Dot, Lance, and Finn, knocking out almost the entire group in just two attacks. Mira fell to the ground and held onto a piece of debris so she wouldn't be blasted away by the force of the attack. Erza got up and charged toward Jose, Re-equipping into her Black Wing Armor, Jose responded by blasting her with a Death Beam however Erza managed to barely dodge the attack and get close enough to slash her sword at the guild master of Phantom Lord, but he easily dodged and grabbed Titania's leg, throwing her through a wall and making her crash toward the ground, however, Erza got up almost immediately after
"Wait, I recognize you. You took the full force of the Jupiter Cannon head-on! How are you still managing to stand?" Jose asked with a surprised look
"My friends make my heart strong. If I'm fighting for them, then I don't care what happens to my body." Erza panted while blood flowed out of her forehead
"What admirable strength of heart…" Jose said with a sadistic smile as his eyes turned black and pupils turned red "You are indeed a woman worth killing!"
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Lucy was too weak to move, her body struggled to even keep her conscious, that is how beat up she was, even some members of Phantom Lord were starting to feel pity for that girl
"Shouldn't we… You know… At least patch her up a little?" one Phantom Member suggested
"I mean… We could but I'm not sure the master would be too happy with that." another member said
Suddenly something broke through the wall, knocking out the two worried members, it was like a flaming meteor of rage that was aiming to destroy whoever got in its way
"N-Natsu…" Lucy weakly said
"Lucy!" the dragon slayer ran up to her until
"Carbo Rain."
Suddenly various spiky balls of carbon came flying down on Natsu, who jumped back and looked at the attacker while growling, the attacker was a blonde man in a purple robe, wearing black lipstick and having two lines going down his face, in a weird way his face resembled Mash's
"Who the hell are you!?" Natsu yelled
"My my, why such anger?" the blonde said, moving his wand and making Lucy levitate, sending her away from that place carefully, leaving her on top of a table in the next room "That should keep her safe."
"Don't fuck with me and answer my question!" Natsu yelled furiously
"Alright, my name is Cell War. And I'm just here to stall you for a little bit." the now-named Cell War smirked as he lifted his spiky wand and Natsu ignited his entire body once again
Natsu charged at Cell War and tried to punch him, only for him to be pushed away by a gravitational pull, it was like Lance's so he knew how to fight against it, by expelling flames from his feet he managed to fly up to Cell War
"Smart." Cell War complimented before dodging the attack and moving his wand to the side "Carbon."
A pillar of carbon was created in the air and hit Natsu right in the stomach, sending him tumbling away through the ground, Natsu didn't let that deter him however, he got up and charged at Cell War once again igniting his fist
"Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" Natsu tried to punch the blonde, however with a simple movement of his wand Natsu's hand was surrounded by a red flame, and immediately punched himself in the face, sending him tumbling to the ground
"Not good, try again." Cell War smirked
"Why the hell are you here!? Are you working for Phantom!?" Natsu screamed
"No, I am not. However, stalling you for just a little longer is necessary." Cell War looked outside through a window for a moment
He saw the Fairy Tail guild beginning to crumble as the members were pushed back onto the ground
"So you just want to mess with me!? It doesn't matter, I'll kick your ass anyway and get this done!" Natsu screamed and pulled air into his lungs "Fire Dragon's Roar!"
A massive torrent of fire was blasted against Cell War, however, he didn't stop smirking, and so the flames completely dodged him and went up, making a hole through the ceiling
"My turn, Carbo Rain!" Cell War pointed his wand at Natsu and various spiky balls of carbon began to fall toward him
Natsu punched the carbon balls and broke most of them, however, some managed to stab him and cut him, but that didn't stop the dragon slayer, he let out another Fire Dragon's Roar and destroyed all of those spikes, his flames burning even hotter than before
"Interesting…" Cell War analyzed Natsu, he was getting stronger
"Get out of my way already! Fire Dragon's Sword Horn!" Natsu yelled and tried to tackle Cell War, however, he used Carbo to create a pillar of carbon in front of Natsu, slowing him down slightly and allowing him to dodge his attack
"Carbo Heavy Rain!" Cell War yelled, causing a massive amount of carbon spikes to rain down on Natsu, he seemed to be starting to enjoy himself
"Grgh!" Natsu groaned as he tried to block the spikes, however they stabbed into his arms and continued cutting his body
"Hahahahahahaha! How pitiful! Seems like you aren't that strong, dragon slayer!" Cell War taunted
Natsu growled and his flames began to get even hotter and brighter, suddenly Natsu stomped on the ground, creating a massive torrent of firs that erupted up and destroyed the carbon spikes
"SHUT UP!" Natsu roared "You are trying to stop me from saving my friend! You are my enemy!"
"And so what!? You can't even touch me!" Cell War boasted while laughing
Natsu used his fire propulsion again and charged at Cell War, who dodged the tackle, however
"Fire Dragon's Flame Elbow!" Natsu yelled and suddenly a torrent of flames came out of his elbow, surprising Cell War
"Carbo Shield!" Cell War lifted his wand and created a carbon wall that blocked the attack
Natsu took advantage of the distraction and moved behind Cell War, however, the blonde felt his magic aura and tried to attack him, only to see a piece of the ground being flipped up toward him
"Tsk, Carbo Fist!" Cell War pointed his wand forward and created a carbon fist, launching it a the piece of the ground and destroying it, only to see nothing behind it but a flaming table "He used his magic on the table so he could trick my magic sensing!"
The wall of carbon that he had left before also was destroyed, the debris of both things surrounding him causing him to look around confused, that is until Natsu appeared behind one of the debris and got finally close enough to attack Cell War
"Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" Natsu yelled and punched Cell War in the face with a fiery punch, sending him skidding backward
Natsu grinned seeing that he finally landed a hit, but widened his eyes when Cell War's face began to crack and a piece of carbon fell off it, showing his real face without a single shred of damage
"How fun, so you can also get past my epidermis." Cell War smirked before his carbon skin rebuilt itself, fusing perfectly with his actual skin "How about I start to actually take this seriously, then?"
"Heh, not sure if it matters now!" Natsu grinned making Cell War lift an eyebrow before noticing something
Where was that blue cat that always accompanied the dragon slayer?
Happy had managed to grab Lucy and help her up, leading her out of the room before Cell War spotted them, pointing his wand at them and surrounding Happy's wings with red flames, making them stop working and causing both of them to fall to the ground
"Dammit!" Happy yelled while falling to the ground, both he and Lucy grunting when they finally hit it
"No!" Natsu yelled
"Nice try, but you can't leave yet." Cell War grinned before pointing his wand up "Carbo Secondth: Graphite Storm."
Suddenly a massive gray cloud appeared on the top of the room and sent a spike of graphite toward Lucy and Happy, Natsu charged at the two and punched the spike with a fiery punch and broke it in half, saving the two
"Thanks, Natsu!" Happy thanked his friend
More graphite spikes were sent toward them but Natsu managed to break all of them until one of them got closer and changed its form, bending around Natsu's arm and stabbing right in the shoulder
"Gh!"
"Hahaha! Didn't you know graphite is quite malleable?" Cell War laughed as more spikes rained down on them
Natsu felt the slashes and stabs that the spikes were causing to him but he didn't move, he was using his body to protect Happy and Lucy, and Cell War knew that that's why he was just focusing and shooting the spikes at them
"Carbo Fist!" Cell War yelled and sent a fist of carbon flying at Natsu, hitting him in the face and sending him flying through a wall "Carbo Grab!"
Cell War created another hand of carbon and used it to grab Natsu's leg and hold him upside down, giving him a full view of what was happening outside
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The Shade Soldiers continued to defeat all of the members of Fairy Tail, other soldiers were using battering rams and hit the guild, breaking it even more
"What do you think you're doing!? You are going to destroy our guild!" Cana yelled and tried to attack those soldiers, only to be kicked in the stomach and thrown to the ground "D-Dammit!"
No one was able to stop them, fighting for so long without stopping had drained all of them, and combining that with the power boost of the Shade Soldiers, they were completely outclassed, not even Abyss and Abel were able to do anything, this situation was hopeless… They all watched in horror as their guild finally collapsed… Cana cried seeing how she had failed to protect her guild… No one could believe what was happening
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Natsu's eyes widened as he looked at the destruction of his guild, Cell War let out a chuckle at that
"They are crying because of a building? How pitiful…" Cell War said while smirking
Smoke began to come out of Natsu's body, the carbon heating up a lot, even turning bright orange in the process, Cell War widened his eyes and jumped away as the carbon hand combusted into flames and let go of Natsu, the dragon slayer grabbing onto the destroyed wall and crawling back into the room, getting up and eating the fire that was created on the carbon hand
"Dammit, I didn't think of this possibility… He can heat up my carbon and cause it to combust into flames so he can eat them and get stronger." Cell War thought as he saw the sheer fury in Natsu's eyes
"That isn't just a building… it's our guild… our home… DON'T YOU GO TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE ITS NOTHING!" Natsu roared as he appeared in front of Cell War and pinched him in the face, sending him flying back and causing the carbon armor on his face to break off before it regenerated back "FIRST PHANTOM ATTACKS MY FRIENDS, THEN IT ATTACKS GRAMPS, THEN IT KIDNAPS LUCY, AND NOW THEY DESTROY MY GUILD!? IF YOU ARE HELPING THEM DO THIS THEN I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE ACTUALLY WORKING FOR! I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T WALK FOR MONTHS!"
"Natsu is all fired up now! This guy can't hope to win!" Happy said
"Impressive, but it still-" Cell War couldn't even finish speaking before Natsu punched him to the ground with a flaming fist, cracking the entire room and this time heating up his carbon armor, causing it to combust "AAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Dragon Slayer's Secret Art! Crimson Lotus: Fire Dragon's Fist!" Natsu's fists ignited in a massive amount of flames while Cell War bounced on the ground thanks to that punch, and then proceeded to deliver a massive barrage of flaming punches onto Cell War, completely destroying his burning carbon armor and hitting his actual skin
Explosions began to happen around the Mecha Phantom Lord before it was completely destroyed, collapsing completely and leaving Cell War completely beaten up on the ground
"Now… We are even, Phantom." Natsu panted while looking up before he fell to the ground completely drained
Cell War suddenly disappeared from there, what happened to him? Well, it doesn't matter. Happy grabbed Lucy and flew away with her, saving her from the collapsing guild
"Well… Guess I won't be able to move for a while…" Natsu said with a smile
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Jose laughed seeing the destruction around him
"That dragon sure likes to rampage." Jose laughed while shaking his head
"Looks like Natsu was underestimated during his fight. His power is on a similar level to mine, perhaps even stronger." Erza said while panting
"Hm. Quit with the modesty Titania. Your magical prowess is truly remarkable, no other mage was able to last this long against me. I must say, if you were at full power this could be quite a fight." Jose said before extending his hand towards Erza, showing an open palm to her "And I just can't stand the thought… Of another mage on that level existing in Makarov's guild!"
Jose shot another shadow blast at Erza, hitting her and blasting her against the wall, Erza jumped out of the way as a wave of Shade was thrown against her, managing to barely dodge it
"Do you know why I never just outright killed Makarov?" Jose blasts more Shade at her "Despair! I want to show him despair!"
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Mash was running through the halls of the destroyed Phantom Lord until he spotted something in the distance
"Oh, top bad guy spotted."
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"How would he feel after waking up and seeing his beloved guild and beloved "children" all completely destroyed!?" Jose laughed at the idea "Such sorrow he would feel! I will only kill him after I make him experience true despair! I cannot just simply kill him! I must make him suffer, suffer, and suffer till the very end!"
"How disgusting…" Erza said before dodging another blast of Shade
"Phantom Lord was always the number one guild!" Jose began confusing Erza "In the whole country our magic power, our members, our funds, everything was unsurpassed! But then, in just a few years, Fairy Tail came to power. Erza, Laxus, Mystogan, Gildarts, the news of them reached even my home town. The news of Salamander reached the whole country. And even today, you have that newbie Mash and Rayne. Before I knew it, these two guilds became the ones that represented the country! And I just couldn't accept that. I couldn't share the top with a shitty guild that began as a bunch of weaklings!"
"Are you telling me this entire war is just because of some jealousy!" Erza yelled while trying to slash Jose
"Of course not. We are simply showing who is superior!" Jose explained
"For a stupid reason like that!?" Erza yelled incredibly angry
But thanks to that anger she got sloppy and allowed Jose to move his hand forward and grab era with a Shade tentacle and closed his hand, electrocuting Erza until she disappeared shocking the master of Phantom Lord
"What!?" Jose looked around confused until he saw Mash putting Erza sitting down against a wall "You…"
"Mash…?" Erza said looking at him
"Yeah, I'm here." Mash said walking back onto the battlefield, disappearing and leaving his clothes, and appearing in front of Jose in his full-body black tights and beach shorts
"The newbie Mash, the mystery powerhouse that appeared out of nowhere! You are one of the reasons for all of this. But you see what caused this was this small request, a request to retrieve the heiress of the Heartfilia family!" Jose said to Mash who looked at him without an expression "The daughter of the wealthiest man in the country joined Fairy Tail!? How much more powerful must you be until you are satis-"
Mash then punched him in the face, sending him flying back until he stumbled through the ground
"You sure do talk a lot." Mash said while Jose got up
"You dare stop my monologue!?"
"Yeah. This is a fight and you hurt my friends, I don't care what you have to say. Also, is the money what made you snap? If so then you sure don't know much." Mash said, making Jose look at him confused "Lucy ran away from home since you got the mission to get her back, so she couldn't use the money from her family. Even I could figure that out and I'm kinda dumb."
Jose stared at Mash dumbfounded as he realized how his reasons for starting all of this were very flawed, but he didn't care, he simply laughed
"Not like it matters! I wouldn't even hand her back to her father for free! I'd make him give me all of his money!" Jose laughed maniacally
"So this really is about the money." Mash said
"It's not about the money! It's about being su-"
"I mean, if you're broke just say that."
Jose stared at Mash while processing what was just said to him, he glared at the boy moving his hand up
"You damn brat!" Jose yelled and sent a wave of Shade at him
Mash dodged the attack and charged at Jose, who tried to grab Mash using his magic but he just dodged by jumping, getting ready to punch him but the master of Phantom Lord created a barrier to protect himself. Mash's punch connected and the entire room could feel the impact, destroying it completely and revealing the outside to all
"Dammit!" Jose yelled and created a pulse of his magic, blasting Mash away before Jose charged at him, kicking the boy in the stomach and blasting him into the battlefield with the shade soldiers
Mash landed on his feet and stomped on the ground, getting all of the Shade Soldiers away from him, the members of Fairy Tail watched Mash fight the master of Phantom, even the ones that went into the Mecha Phantom Lord could watch now thanks to them being outside
"Begone! Dead Wave!" Jose yelled, blasting a massive amount of his Shade at Mash
Mash punched the attack and managed to dissipate it, causing Jose to gasp in shock, Mash charged at him and tried to hit him with a punch but his barrier blocked it, Jose put his hand on Mash's chest and blasted a Dead Wave at point blank at him, making the boy skid back
"Death Beam!" Jose gelled, blasting various lasers of Shade out of his fingers
Mash jumped and spun in the air, dodging all of the attacks before punching the ground, shoving his hand underground
"Erector Spinae magic: Big Three Dragon Deadlift. One arm edition." Mash said and lifted his arm, throwing up an entire piece of the ground up toward Jose who destroyed it completely with his Death Beams
Mash however took the opportunity and punched the barrier once again
"Full Muscles Magic: Machine Gun Blows." Mash said before delivering a barrage of punches at Jose's barrier, beginning to crack it
Jose moved his hands together and blasted Mash with another Dead Wave to push him away, with Mash skidding back while holding the attack with his hands, moving them up and blasting the attack toward the skies
The mages kept looking at Mash with wide eyes, this was insane, Mash was able to keep up with a Wizard Saint on his own, and they weren't the only ones watching, Love and Milo were also watching the fight, the two of them hiding behind some rubble
"That guy is insanely strong!" Love said in shock
Jose glared at Mash as the boy approached once more, punching his barrier once again and managing to break a hole in it, shocking Jose who moved his hand up creating a wave of Shade that hit Mash but this time he didn't move back, he managed to hold his position
"What!?" Jose yelled in shock
Mash then punched that barrier once again, breaking it completely this time, Jose was sent flying back but he used a wave of Shade to blast himself back and charged his magic onto his hand, trying to punch Mash who countered his attack with a punch of his own, causing a massive shockwave that pushed both of them away
"M-Mash is holding his own…" Lucy said in shock, still being helped by Happy so she could continue standing
"This is amazing!" Happy cheered
"Go Mash!" the mages cheered for Mash
"Get his ass!" Natsu yelled while moving his hand up
"You can do it!" Finn cheered for his friend
"Heh, quite impressive that you are managing to keep up for this long. Tell me, what kind of magic do you use?" Jose asked causing Mash to pause for a moment
"Oh… uh… Power." Mash said making Jose give him a blank stare
"Wasn't it Muscles Magic?" Lucy thought confused
"So you are choosing to not tell me? Well, not like it matters." Jose said pulling a mirror out of his pocket "I was given this by a new ally, this mirror is a Spell-Reflection Mirror, this magic item allows me to reflect any spell you use against me!"
"Dammit! That mirror is one of the most fearsome magic items from where I'm from! He will have to do this without magic! This may be hard but-" Dot was saying but then…
Mash kicked the mirror and destroyed the mirror, hitting Jose in the face right after and throwing him away, making him tumble on the ground before flipping up and staring at Mash in pure confusion
All of the mages watching the fight, except Abyss, Abel, and Erza, stared at what had just happened, confusion running through their minds as they remembered every single absurd thing Mash did. Keeping up with Erza and Laxus, running faster than a train, throwing an entire mountain, flying by moving his legs super fast, sucking up winds capable of cutting metal… That was all without magic…
"MASH DOESN'T USE MAGIC!?" Everyone yelled in complete shock
Save for Abyss, Abel, and Erza, they simply smirked and let out a small laugh at the secret finally being revealed
"W-what!? This doesn't make any sense!" Jose yelled in shock
"Hyahahahaha!" a laugh was heard, a very familiar laugh in fact
Everyone looked in the direction of the laughter, and saw someone approaching, that someone was Makarov!
"Master!" Erza said with a big smile
"What a situation, seems like Jose was having problems with Mash and he can't even use magic." Makarov said, walking up between the two with his hands behind his back, glaring at Jose "Now let me in, Mash. This has gone on for long enough."
Mash looked at Makarov for a moment before nodding, if this was a fight between old men then he shouldn't interfere, he jumped away and let the two resolve this themselves, with the stare down between them beginning now
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Porlyusica was looking up with a big frown, Makarov had run back into the battlefield to resolve things himself, she hated that! These humans are a bunch of idiots who see fighting as their only solution! But she stopped that train of thought when she looked to the side and saw Mystogan sitting down on a rock while holding an apple
"May I?" the masked mage asked
"I see… I did think it was weird how Makarov recovered quickly, so you were the one who gathered all of his magic back." Porlyusica said while frowning, which received only the response of Mystogan eating his apple "Don't just go eating random stuff!"
"A giant has made his move. This war will soon reach its end." Mystogan said
"As much as I hate saying words that may encourage humans to fight each other but shouldn't you also be in this war? Your friends are fighting so you should get involved." Porlyusica said before various flags began to fall, but not any flags… "Phantom Lord flags!? Don't tell me… He single-handedly destroyed all of their subdivisions?"
"Can I have one more apple?" Mystogan asked
"You better not go thinking about leaving this thrash just lying around!" Porlyusica yelled before sighing and looking down "You people truly amaze me. An excess of power only brings sorrow. And anger can make you forget that one is trapped in a whirl of tragedies."
"I wish to believe that even such tragedies are swatted in a sacred light. A sacred light, guiding the world." Mystogan said while looking toward the skies
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Makarov was still glaring at Jose who smirked and laughed
"What can you hope to do now, Makarov? I beat you before, I can beat you again!" Jose yelled but Makarov didn't seem to care
"I will give you three seconds, go away and give yourself in," Makarov said while moving his hands together
"What nonsense are you spouting? Do you think it will be that easy?" Jose said with a cocky smirk
"Three."
"You want to be acknowledged as the strongest guild by humiliating me to this level!? Not a chance!" Jose continued
"Two."
"I'll turn you and your entire guild to ashes! Don't ever try to do nonsense like this to me ever again, Makarov!" Jose got ready to blast an attack, however…
"One. Fairy Law." Makarov moved his hands in a circle and clapped them together
Suddenly a massive glow of light appeared, Love and Milo hid behind the rumble while the others covered their eyes, and the clouds above got separated as a massive shockwave of power washed away every single Shade Soldier
"What the? It's not affecting us." Lance said looking at his hands
"It's Fairy Law! A spell of holy light that washes away the darkness, it only attacks the ones the caster recognizes as enemies. Is a Super-Magic that can be counted as one of the legendary spells!" Erza explained
With Jose, he had become something similar to a stone statue, falling to the ground almost lifeless and having various cracks around his body, Makarov turned around and walked away
"Never mess with Fairy Tail again." the guild master said
"We won! We beat Phantom Lord!" The Fairy Tail mages cheered their victory, loving their moment of delight
"Woooho! Go, team!" Love cheered doing a little jump with a twirl, celebrating with the rest of the guild, Milo just walked next to her
"Huh!?" Dot looked at her incredibly confused by what she was doing
Everyone was happy with what happened, Natsu having a big grin as he and Happy helped Lucy walk back to everyone. Juvia hugged her love Gray who did a little yell making Mira and Elfman laugh. Finn felt a hand on his head and saw his brother using him as help to stand back up, having woken up from his beating.
"Huh, you kids ran into a lot of trouble." Makarov said while looking at the destroyed guild
Lucy looked down feeling guilty about all of this, until she heard a voice
"Don't be said, Lu-chan." It was Levy's! Making everyone look in her direction and seeing her along with Jet, Droy, Lemon, and even Reedus "After all, this was a victory we all fought for together!"
"Yeah, and even if the guild got trashed." Jet began
"We can just rebuild it!" Droy finished
"Oui!" Reedus added
"I'm even thinking of a few upgrades we can give the new guild!" Lemon said with a giggle
"Guys…" Lucy said, trying not to cry
"Sorry for worrying you." Levy said with a small smile
"N-no, I should be the one…"
"Don't worry, we heard the story but no one thinks it's your fault." Levy said
"I couldn't be of any use. Sorry about that…" Reedus said a little embarrassed
Lucy was almost breaking down crying, Mash walked up to the group and put a hand on top of Lemon's head, making the girl smile and hug her husband
"It's okay, Lucy. Don't be sad." Mash tried his best to comfort her
"Lucy." Makarov began "Happiness and sadness are things we all share to some extent here. That is a guild. Your happiness is our happiness. Your anger is our anger. Your tears are our tears. You shouldn't suffer from guilt, our thoughts should reach you. Raise your head, you are a member of Fairy Tail."
Lucy couldn't handle it anymore and began to cry. Everyone looked at her and gave her a small smile, Levy went to her friend and tried to comfort her while she cried her heart out. This was the end of a massive war between two guilds, and for sure the magic council was going to have lots of problems with them, but that was something they would have to deal with later…
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Cell War was kneeling before Innocent Zero, sweating in fear at what his punishment could be
"I apologize, Father. I was defeated. But please, if I fight him again and use my full power I can-"
"It's fine. You were never supposed to beat him, just stall him until the right moment. And you accomplished that." Innocent said, looking at his crystal ball "So that is Fairy Law? Interesting… I think that would make a great addition to my arsenal."
And this is the end of the Phantom Lord arc! Now its time to rest!
Merry Christmas everyone! Even Fairy Tail is celebrating Christmas! Cana suggested that Lemon should give Mash this thing called a "mouth present", but she couldn't go through with it so they just ate some creampuffs together
Jose has an announcement to make
Jose: I'm here to make an announcement! Makarov Dreyar is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his old man wrinkly dik out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big!" and I said "thats disgusting!" so I'm making a callout post on my magical twitter! Makarov! You have a small dick! Its the size of this wallnut but way smaller, and guess what? this is what my dong looks like! BOOM! *shows Jupiter Cannon* That's right! No points! No wrinkles! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck his guild! That's right! This is what you get! My super laser piss! But I'm not pissing on the guild members! Oh no no no! I'm pissing on the building! *fires the cannon* You see that magic council!? I pissed on the building you idiots! You have 15 minutes before the piss droplets kill all of you! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
I don't know if me having this memorised is something to be proud of or not...
What they got for Christmas
Natsu: a fight with Erza (he lost and had to be taken care by Lucy)
Lucy: money to pay rent (Lucy: yiiipe!)
Gray: new clothes (he wasn't wearing any)
Elfman: VERY MANLY plushies
Mira: a beautiful new dress
Levy: books
Juvia: a Gray bodypillow (she sleeps with it everyday now)
Cana: a barrel of booze
Erza: new armor (it's just a christmas outfit)
Mystogab: he didn't show up so he got nothing
Laxus: new headphones (he really liked it but didn't say it)
Makarov: a day without having to deal with the magic council thanks to his kids
Mash: weights made of creampuffs
Lemon: a Mash bodypillow (she sleeps with it everyday now)
Finn: building tools (he has lots of doors to fix)
Dot: a hug from Lucy (he loved it)
Lance: a sculture of his sister (he ordered it himself)
Abel: puppet clothes (Abel: mother loved it)
Abyss: a new eyepatch (this one had cool flames on it)
Rayne: a new bunny (he loved it)
Love: a cute tiara
milo: a cool rock (he loved it)
the app glitched out on my phone so had to try a diferent apprach and I'm now posting this chapter from my new laptop