Dodgers and the queen have been married for three years and the peace between earth and Mars was still going well. The queen and Dodgers were very happy together believe it or not but one day the queen wanted a date night but Dodgers refused to go when Porky told him to come to the club instead.
"Hey Captain Dodgers, you want to go to the blues club with me tonight", Porky asked.
"Oh thank God I have been looking for an excuse to get out of date night", Dodgers said as he took the tickets from Porky.
"But why is that Captain I heard things are going well for you two", Porky asked.
"No offense kiddo but things are going too well. I miss being on dangerous missions with you and making crispy English muffins. I mean seriously all of this advanced technology and the Martians still haven't invented a toaster. Not to mention that even though the queen is a wicked hot chick without a face. But she is way too clingy for me kiddo I mean honestly she's going to smother me with love. I need air and some space as well as adventure", Dodgers spat as he walked down the halls.
"Sounds pretty good to me Captain and we still go on dangerous missions together", Porky argued.
"Oh honestly kiddo where have you been we got canceled remember those two brothers took us off the air. The only action I have been having besides the queen spoiling me to death. Is that guy over there writing adventures that no one knows about", Dodgers indicated as he pointed at Captain Banker.
Porky looked at the man sitting in front of his computer.
"Oh come on Captain that guy is a legend. I heard he is working on several great novels", Porky smiled as waved.
"Oh yeah I saw that guy sitting in his underwear watching reruns of our show and laughing at me", Dodgers said as if he felt insulted.
"Well you are pretty Daffy Captain", Porky laughed.
"How dare you", Dodgers said as he huffed and stuck his beak in the air.
"I had no idea he was so sensitive", Porky laughed.
Dodgers and the cadet went to their old ship and took off to outer space in search for the blues club.
"I hope you know where we're going because I have no idea", Dodgers said as he sat in his chair.
"And he says he isn't daffy", Porky snorted as he fired up the engines.
"I can hear you kiddo", Dodgers replied.
THE ship flew off just as Dodgers fell out of his chair.
"Watch it", Dodgers said as he got back up.
"What happened to my chair", Dodgers asked as he looked pretty broken.
"I believe it was viciously attacked by a shark back in season two", Porky admitted.
"Season what now", Dodgers said as the cadet laughed.
"And you didn't bother to fix it. Hey why are you still laughing at me stop it", Dodgers ordered.
"I can't Captain, Banker told me not to fix your chair because you were mean to him", The cadet said as he pointed at Dodgers.
Dodgers then realized that there was an unusual draft.
"I feel kind of chilly what gives ahhhhh", Dodgers asked as he realized that he was in his underwear.
"Not funny Banker", Dodgers said as he tried to attack the writer.
But Banker punched so hard that he fell back onto the floor.
"Ouch now I know why you shouldn't mess with writers they hit pretty hard with words literally", Dodgers admitted as he realized he was back in the suit.
"Oh what a relief I almost peed myself just then", Dodgers said as he fixed his suit.
"But Tim Allen said that words don't hurt at all", Cadet argued.
"Said the guy who spent most of his childhood crying and hiding under his bed because all of the kids who used to beat him up and call him many names. And it was all because he had a very absurd last name", Dodgers revealed.
"What was it", Cadet asked.
"Trust me let's not go there", Dodgers said as he laid on the floor to take a nap.
"Wake me up when we're there", Dodgers yawned.
"I was thinking we could play puppet show together", Porky said as he got out the puppets.
"Well then of course I will join you", Dodgers said as he scratched himself.
"I will be you Captain Dodgers since you are so brave and handsome", Porky laughed as Dodgers made a face.
"I honestly don't know whether to be insulted or impressed with that little comment", Dodgers said as he picked up the doctor IQ puppet.
"Hello, Dodgers old chum. I really could use your help right about now", Dodgers said as he acted like IQ.
"I never heard you say chum before are you some kind of imposter", Porky replied.
Dodgers hit Porky with his hand.
"Ouch what was that for", Porky asked.
"Just play along", Dodgers ordered.
"Okay", Porky nodded.
"Now this is of utmost importance for you see for many years I can't seem to get invited to any parties. I need you to resolve this quickly", Dodgers laughed.
"Well IQ maybe if you were more interesting and fun like me you wouldn't have such a problem making friends", Porky laughed.
"Oh that's a good one cadet", Dodgers admitted.
They laughed and played for hours but eventually they finally landed on the space port.
"We're here Captain", Porky announced.
"Already gee that was fast", Dodgers replied as he rubbed his eyes.
"I recently installed some new upgrades when you blew up our energy cores", Porky smiled.
"I did not", Dodgers argued as Porky looked at him funny.
"How else do you think you made your yummy English muffin", Porky indicated.
"Oh yeah that was pretty tasty", Dodgers said as he licked his lips.
"And when you lasered your name into the moon", Porky added.
"Ohhh yeah good times", Dodgers smiled daftly.
"What was so good about being stranded on a broken down ship for two years", Porky wondered.
"All I remember was that you left me all alone", Dodgers sobbed.
"Sir I had to go to the bathroom", Porky reminded him.
"Seriously that old excuse oh please", Dodgers argued.
"You know that wasn't the first time you wrecked a ship remember that time you won that race with Marvin", Porky added.
"Who's Marvin", Dodgers asked.
"The Martian commander Captain", Porky replied.
"Oh the short guy but I thought his name was Leslie", Dodgers and Porky both laughed.
"Leslie", Porky laughed.
Porky and Dodgers went down to the club as everyone was talking about this hot chick who was singing there that night.
"I wouldn't mind some eye candy tonight", Dodgers said to himself as Porky punched him.
"What was that for and you hit like a girl", Dodgers said.
"You are a married man now and do you really want me to turn into the piggler again", Porky asked as he narrowed his eyes.
"The who now", Dodgers asked.
Porky looked frustrated for a second before he took a deep breath.
"And yeah I know I am married so I probably shouldn't tell her right", Dodgers asked as Porky shook his head.
"Let's go", Porky said as they took their seats.
Dodgers and Porky looked up stage to see the big red curtains slowly open. Only to reveal a familiar yet elegant figure which caused Dodgers' eyes to widen with great intensity.
"Wait a minute that's my wife", Dodgers blurted out loud as the queen looked his way.
THE queen waved her small elegant hand to Dodgers.
"I dedicate this song to a very special duck you know who you are", the queen announced as she starting singing the blues.
Dodgers and the cadet couldn't believe their eyes as the queen gentle yet enchanting voice set all of the men in the club wild. The queen had them all eating out of her hands as their tongues wagged helplessly. But the queen's eyes stared right at Dodgers as he moaned slightly to himself. The queen cast a spell on them but it was Dodgers who walked to the stage and stared lustfully at his beautiful wife. The queen swayed her hips elegants which caused Cock to peak out from his suit.
"I love you with every fiber of my being", Dodgers whispered to himself as he watched his wife sing and dance for him.
When the song finally ended the queen grabbed Dodgers and dragged him to her dressing room.
THE queen pinned Dodgers against the wall and kissed him passionately.
"Never flake out on date night", The queen whispered.
"Oh yes my beautiful darling", Dodgers replied as he kissed her back.
"You are a silver tongue devil Captain", Porky said.
Suddenly Porky turned into the Piggler.
"Yeah but he's still just a little man named Leslie", Porky said as he looked at Marvin.
"Oh my but my name is Marvin. I think we should give them some alone time", Marvin said.
"I agree with you little man because I think some of those moves aren't legal around these parts", Porky laughed humorously.
"I didn't know the queen was so educated in the ways of sex", Marvin said as they could still hear them going at it.
"Well she is taller and richer than you are little man", Porky laughed.
"Oh don't remind me", Marvin said as they walked outside.
The end