List of oneshots part 4
Chapter 96
Plot: Another party for cartoons and anime to enjoy for that big festive time of the year.
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Christmas, the time where all manner of people come together to have fun, forget their worries, and enjoy themselves before the new year comes around to spoil their moods. This year would be holding an extra special party for ... .I can't say people since that term is broad, so let's call them an assortment of familiar faces. All of whom will be enjoying a grand christmas party at a mansion owned by Ash Ketchum. Inside decorations were being put up due to a pink blue zipping around the halls, shown to be Pinkie Pie who was bouncing with excitement.
"Adding Tinsel here, here ,here ,here, here annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd…..HERE!" she exclaimed dusting off her hooves and giving a proud smile as a Portal opened up and Marco, Star, and Tom were seen walking out holding trays of food.
"Uhhhh Pinkie? Have you seen Ash? We got more food for the party!" Marco grunted.
"He's in the living room meeting the other guests, you can set that down in the kitchen." she informed as the three followed her hoof and entered the expansive kitchen where they saw Nora in the center of numerous stacks of pancakes and other pastries who was whisking at a quick pace.
"Hey guys! Hope you got a BIG appetite." she smiled before looking to the left. "Rigby! I need more eggs!"
"Coming right up!" Rigby shouted as he grabbed the carton of eggs and chucked the whole thing over to her as Nora casually caught it with one hand.
"Thanks. Tell Mordecai to get some of these pancakes out of here, I need the space."
"Ugh, coming." groaned the blue jay walking over and grabbed a dish with a stack and grunted to lift it up. "Why can't Rigby do this?"
"Because I got mad skills that require me here." smirked the raccoon smugly.
"This is a Christmas party, not a lay in bed all day party." he threw back with a smirk before walking off with Rigby huffing.
"You're just jealous!" he sneered as Mordecai rolled his eyes and made his way to the living room where he placed the food on the table, all while Ash was welcoming guests.
"Hi, glad you could make it." he smiled as Natsu, Lucy, and Erza walked in. "Find time between so many quests I take it?"
"Well when you mentioned cheesecake, Erza insisted." Sweatdropped Lucy. "Besides, we needed a break after dealing with a quest full of dragons, cultists, and the wedding between Gajeel and Levy."
"...speaking of which, where's Gray? He said he and Juvia would meet us here?" Happy asked looking out the window
"Said something about being away for a while and went with Juvia somewhere." remarked Natsu bluntly and looking clueless. "She looked real red too, maybe she's got some fever and needs ice princess to cool her down."
Lucy could only facepalm at how dense her boyfriend was being.
"I'm sure he can help her sweat it out if that's the case." remarked Erza bluntly with a hand on her chin, making Lucy drop her head and let out a heavy groan.
"Well make yourselves at home and help yourselves, we've got more than enough food to go around." Ash smiled as Natsu and Happy quickly zoomed past him and made a bee-line for the food tables.
"Natsu! Don't eat it all you glutton, save some for everyone else!" Lucy shouted, rushing after him.
"If I don't get any cake, you'll be punished!" Erza called out warningly while following.
While this was going on, Ash was at the door greeting Tai and the other digidestined who had all just arrived
"Glad you could make it." Ash shook Tai's hand.
"You kidding? No way we'd miss out on a Christmas party like this." Tai said as Agumon and the others all rushed in happily.
"Ooooh! They got cookies!" Shoutmon exclaimed happily.
"Me first!" Patamon flew over and landed on the table before grabbing a cookie, right before the others all crowded around to grab their own.
"Looks like we better get something before they eat it all" Nene giggled as they all went inside.
*outside at the front gate*
The Go Titans' car pulled up and parked right in front of the gate as they all stepped out.
"Finally! This time we ARE getting into a party!" Robin yelled.
"Yeah! No way are we missing out on a party like this." spoke Beast Boy with a raised fist.
"Friends, there is something I must tell you, it is the urgent!" Starfire said as they ignored her.
"Cyborg scope the area and tell us what you see." Raven asked.
"No problem." his electronic eye popped out of his head attached to a cable before it rose up the walls and peaked over the wall. "Woah! There's a whole lotta big stars here. We're talking still popular even after we became a thing."
"Oooh! Dude, do ya see them Thundercats Jokers?" Beast boy asked.
"Mmmm, no, not r-hold up! Hold up, they just arrived." Cyborg spoke as both the 2011 and the Roar versions of the Thundercats both arrived, making Robin Fume.
"Ooooooh! That's it! To the front gate!"
"Uh, we're at the gate." Raven pointed out with a deadpan.
"Then we go over it!" Robin exclaimed as the group heard some quick footsteps coming over to them.
"Uhhhh, excuse me, what do you think you're doing!?" a voice spoke as the titans looked around.
"Uhhhhh who said that yo?" Beast Boy asked, looking around.
"Down here!" the voice said again as the titans looked down and saw ... .Little Anais Watterson.
"Awwww, it's a wittle bunny." cooed Cyborg, making the girl cross her arms with a frown.
"I couldn't help but overhear you, and it sounded awfully suspicious. You weren't thinking about sneaking into that party, were you?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
Robin however was unfazed by this and gave a teasing smirk. "And what if we were? What are YOU gonna do about wittle baby?" he teased as Anais gave a smug grin and snapped her fingers and Robin found his head being grabbed by an angry Vegeta.
"Oh it's not what I'm gonna do, it's what THEY'RE gonna do." she told him.
"Uh, they?" Raven let out before they turned around and saw Bakugo and Hiei standing there with Bakugo punching his open palm, making a small explosion.
"You fuckers wanna try something? Go ahead, give me a good reason to blow your asses off."
Vegeta threw Robin back towards his teammates as the boy blunder dizzily stood up and dusted himself off.
"Oh please! We can take a few lousy anime characters, right Titans!?...uhhhh Guys?" Robin said as he saw the others had gone back to the car and he was surrounded by three anime rivals.
"Get 'em Boys." Anais said sitting on Vegeta's shoulder.
Robin gulped before the camera panned away before the sound of high pitched screaming could be heard followed by several explosions.
*Back inside*
A small crowd was formed around a table with several people taking bets. At the table was Gon and Yusuke, their right hands gripping the other and in the middle of an arm wrestling match.
"You can do it Gon, whoooooooo!" Killua cheered for his friends.
"Come on Urameshi! I got a lot of money betting on you! Don't let this brat win!" Kuwabara tossed in.
Both anime heroes were locked into a standstill, quaking the very ground underneath them as Gon started to notice Yusuke was starting to falter, only for him to slam his hand onto the table.
"OH YEAH! UNDEFEATED!" Yusuke shouted.
Kuwabara cheered out with several people groaning, with Gon impressed and smiled.
"Wow, that was really good. I thought I got you there for a second." he smiled as Yusuke wiped his finger under his nose.
"Yeah, well you weren't too bad yourself kid!"
"Heh, see that? Urameshi whooped your pal." bragged Kuwabara, leaning near Killua who gave him a blank stare.
"True, but why don't you and I have a little go?" he smirked as Kuwabara began to laugh.
"HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right Kid, I'd wipe the floor with you!"
"Care to make a wager on that?" Killua smirked.
"Oh? And what wager do ya got in mind?"
"Winner gets all the cash used on the bet, and the loser has to dress up like Rudolph the rednosed reindeer for the rest of the party." KIllua smirked, slamming a massive stack of cash onto the table before taking a seat.
"Ooooo! You're on!" Kuwabara exclaimed as he slapped his money onto the table and took his position.
"Kuwabara, are you sure about this? Killua's pretty strong." Gon warned him.
"Heh, I'm not worried. I've taken on bigger guys than him easily." he boasted with Yusuke rolling his eyes.
"Before or after they tossed you all over the place?" he snarked
"Shut up Urameshi!" he threw back before holding his arm at the ready with Killua sitting across from him and gripped it. "Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll try not to hurt you too bad." he teased as Killua smirked and instantly slammed Kuwabara's arm onto the table…..and broke it in the process. The ginger's eyes widened, hissing in pain when he felt something pop with Killua's hand looking like the veins were popping out from it with the fingernails looking sharper.
"Too bad for you, I never said I wouldn't." Killua teased as he grabbed the money and quickly placed it in his pocket.
"Ow…no fair! I wasn't ready!" Kuwabara shouted.
"Yeah, pretty sure you were!" Killua called as he walked off.
*Back in the dining Room*
Dan was moping around by the Christmas tree sipping punch. "I can't believe how much I hate everything," he grumbled.
"Hey Dan, why the glum face?" Ash asked him as Dan gave a sigh.
"I'm still bummed out my show was canceled and now it's being revived!" he exclaimed.
"Wait, isn't that a good thing?"
"Ash..my show is being revived, BY NETFLIX!"
Ash winced, along with anyone within earshot as Dan guzzled the punch like it was booze. "Oooh….I'm so sorry pal."
"Out of all the things to happen, out of ANYONE who could have gotten their grubby mitts on my show, why'd it have to be that trash?!" he raved with a scowl. "My show used to be the best around and it deserves respect!" Dan exclaimed as Pikachu patted him on his shoulder.
"Pika Pika!" he squeaked as Dan gave a small smile.
"Thanks Little buddy, and maybe you're right. Maybe netflix won't screw me over."
"It must be nice to have empty hope." casually remarked Light as he walked past the two with Ryuk hovering beside him.
"Not helping Light." Ash groaned.
"This coming from the guy who HAS a successful live action Movie." Miko sighed in annoyance.
"Okay for one I was only alluded to in the movie, I wasn't actually in the movie." Ash spoke.
"Was it or was it NOT Pokemon?" Miko asked him.
"Okay okay, fair point." Ash sighed. He looked at Dan and inhaled. "Look Dan, even if Netflix does mess up, that just means your old show will be twice as good. When fans see the new one and don't like it, it'll remind them on how much better the first one was and flock right back to it. They'll remember you and your spiteful self. Just because a bad revival makes fans upset, doesn't mean the first show is impossible to enjoy again." he spoke.
"Yeah, I hope so, and who knows; if I'm lucky the show might leave netflix and get picked up by Tubi. Apparently the original was one the most watched cartoons on the service" he explained.
"See? Don't lose hope yet. Besides, if you start getting down, who else is gonna swear vengeance on everything?" Ash chuckled.
"Nobody, that's who!" he spoke up with an insulted tone. "Nobody does my thing but me! And if they even try it, I'll show them the fury of myself!" Dan exclaimed as Miko rolled her eyes.
"Well at least your show has hope, mine clearly doesn't." she sighed
"You can't say that just yet." Ash tried to say.
"How so?"
"Uh…"
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
While that went on, we pan over to Spinel and Luffy with said gem twisting her body backwards, forming several loops, before propping her hands to her sides as she looked at Luffy upside down.
"Tada! How's that?" she laughed.
"Shishishishishishi!" Luffy laughed as he cracked his knuckles. "That's nothing! Watch this!" he exclaimed as he entered gear 5 and began to contort his body into an blimp like shape using both of his legs like cradles. "Check this out!"
"Oooh, not bad, not bad, but try this!" she went back to normal before blowing into both thumbs, expanding her arms out before rerouting the air into her legs and then turning her feet giant before they lifted her up and floated her up to the ceiling. "Tada!"
"Oooooh! Nice! But try and match this!" Luffy exclaimed, inflating his head and making it explode into fireworks before growing his head back.
"Hmmmm, now that I'm not so sure." her feet went back to normal, leading to her falling down and bouncing back onto her feet without looking damaged or injured from the fall. "I tried that one time, but my head stayed together. All I got out of it was one major headache. Looks like you win, this time." she chuckled as she and Luffy high fived.
*back outside*
The Go Titans were far off watching Anais guarding the front gate and letting guests inside who had invitations.
"Alright Titans, any plans?" Robin asked.
"Friend Robin, I have something to say!" Starfire spoke, but they just ignored her.
"Oooh! I gots it yo! Why don't we do what we did last time and disguise ourselves?" Beast Boy suggested.
"Didn't that end with you guys getting beat up?" Raven asked.
"Hey, just because it didn't work last time, doesn't mean it won't work this time." Cyborg spoke.
"But who should we disguise as?" Robin mused.
"Easy, we go with the biggest, most famous, most hottest folks. Besides ourselves of course." Cyborg spoke up.
"Yeah, But who?" Raven asked as they saw the Cast of Scooby-Doo making their Way to the Mansion.
"Perfect!" Robin exclaimed as all of them, but Starfire, hid in a nearby bush to ambush the group.
"Boy, I can't believe we got invited to this party." Fred spoke up.
"Yeah! Not every day we do!" Daphne smiled
"Let's just hope someone here doesn't eat everything." Velma teased while looking at Shaggy and Scooby.
While mystery Inc were chatting away they didn't notice the Go titans sneaking up on them. In the blink of an eye, each of them were grabbed and yanked back into the bush with the sounds of surprised yelps and scrapping was heard.
Soon after about 3 minutes, Robin stepped out dressed as Fred, Raven was dressed as Velma, Cyborg was Dressed as Shaggy, and Beast Boy was wearing Scooby's collar.
"Alright! Now all we need to do is sneak inside!" Robin exclaimed.
"Robin, I do not think that is wise." Starfire let out, dressed in Daphne's attire.
"Trust me Star! This is a simple and easy plan what could go wrong?" he spoke with a shrug as they made their way to the gate. "Just act like you belong and don't break character for anything." he told them while looking EXACTLY at Cyborg and Beast Boy.
"Relax dude! Beasty and I know exactly what to do!" Cyborg said as Anais opened the gate and approached them.
Robin noticed her and cleared his throat. "Hello! We…" he started to say only for Anais to snap her finger as Vegeta grabbed all five of them in his hand.
"I thought we told you fools no invite no entry!" he growled.
"W-W-We were invited! Just look at us! We're the popular and highly beloved ... .uh…mystery ... .solving ... .friends." Robin stammered as he felt someone tap his shoulder. Turning his head he and the titans all saw Mystery Inc looking very unhappy.
"Oh really? Then who are they?" Anais asked rhetorically, the titans breaking out in a cold sweat as Shaggy cracked his knuckles.
"Scoob? Like, let's show them what happens when you mess with the gang."
"Ret's Ruck 'em up Raggy!" growled the dog.
"Ruh Roh!" Beast Boy whimpered morphing into a chihuahua.
"NOT THE FACE!" Robin cried out before the screen panned away and the painful screams and horrified voices of the titans were heard with the screen shaking with what looked like blood briefly passing by near the bottom of it.
*back inside*
Gumball and Lincoln were discussing things in the kitchen while helping Sanji cook.
"Sooo.. Linc, when should we do the whole…ya know mom swap thing?" Gumball asked.
"Oh, you remember that?" Lincoln asked, taking a sip from his soda. "Not gonna lie, with how long it's been, I figured you forgot all about it."
"Dude, you kiddin? With how hot your mom is, there is no way I could forget!" Gumball chuckled.
"Well I'm still down for it. I mean, how many other guys can say they had a chance with a hot cat MILF?" Lincoln said as he and Gumball watched Sanji put the finishing touches on a cake before he began to think.
"Hmmm, say Lincoln? Reach into the fridge and hand me a bottle of rum, I'll need it for the stir-fry." he asked
"No prob." turning to the fridge, he leaned in and tried to find the right bottle amongst the various other bottles of alcohol. "Rum…rum…rum…white russian? Maybe later….ah ha!" he pulled back and set the bottle down in front of the chef. "One bottle of rum."
"Hmmmmmmm…." Sanjo mused, staring at the bottle. "Nah, not this one, I need the black low sodium rum for this dish" he spoke as Lincoln looked back into the fridge only to not see anything.
"Sorry Sanji, I think Ash is all out." he spoke.
"Dammit, where am I gonna get what I need at this hour?" he grumbled.
As if some divine intervention answered (or rather two nerds who have decided to finally get this sequel out the way), a Loud crash was heard coming from another room as all three could hear Ash groan in annoyance.
"Oh great, Rick and Morty have arrived." they heard him say.
"Oh fuck me sideways." muttered Gumball with dread.
"Well at least they showed up early this time." Lincoln muttered.
*Speaking of whom*
Rick had kicked down the door that led to Ash's garage as he carried in a large cooler. "HEEEEEY! WATSUP BITCHES!" he shouted as he slammed the cooler down.
"Aww geez Rick, did you really have to destroy Ash's garage? Ya know he-he didn't have to invite us" Morty spoke.
"M-Morty? I don't wanna hear any whining. Today is the day to cut loose, get hammered as fuck, and make REAL bad decisions." Rick slurred out.
Morty however rolled his eyes as Lincoln and Gumball walked out the kitchen.
"Oh hey look who it is, Morty the kings of Milf-cest!" Rick chuckled
"Well I don't like to brag, but I am pretty much like royalty." Gumball bragged with a smirk with Lincoln raising an eyebrow.
"You mean a royal pain, right?" Lincoln smirked.
"Yeah well…..!..." Gumball stammered as Lincoln walked over and dug through the cooler and saw the Rum Sanji needed.
"Hey Rick, can I take this rum? Sanji needs it for the food."
"Huh?...yeah sure! I got plenty more where that came from!" he belched.
"Sweet, thanks." he headed back to the kitchen while Gumball walked over to look into the cooler.
"Be honest, is there anything in here that could land us in jail?" he asked Morty who simply shrugged.
"I don't know, probably? I have no idea what Rick packed in this thing; all I know is he used a normal cooler and not the one made from a dying star's core."
"So some of this might eat through the floor, got it." he gave a thumbs up before Rick letting out a belch.
"W-Who the fuck cares? Ashy boy can just buy another mansion. We're gonna get wrecked, and I mean REALLY wrecked. No way we were gonna miss out on this party, especially with how fucking long it's been since the last one." Rick belched all while Morty pushed him into the living room.
*back outside*
The Go titans were in a lot of pain, but they refused to give up.
"Alright titans! Here's the plan! We go OVER! The gate!" Robin exclaimed as he ran over to their car and pulled out a massive catapult from the trunk.
"Friend Robin! I do believe what I have to say is important!" Starfire tried to say.
"Whatever it is can wait until we're inside and partying our butts off!" Robin said as cyborg and beast boy aimed the catapult at the gate. "Alright! Everyone in!" he exclaimed.
"I think that last butt kicking knocked a few brain cells out." Raven whispered to Starfire who gave a nod.
"Indeed!" she said as they hopped into the basket.
"Now then Beast boy pull the rope!" Robin exclaimed.
"You got it!" shifting into a gorilla, he grabbed the rope and started to pull it backwards, pulling the basket back as a result.
"FIRE!" Robin yelled as Beast Boy yanked the rope, sending them all into the air. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! WE WIN! SUCK IT RABBIT GIRL!" Robin shouted…until Vegeta grabbed them.
"Did you seriously forget that I can fly?" he asked with a deadpan look.
"...Okay, to be fair we DID…" Cyborg admitted.
"Then let me help you get back down." the prince gave a sadistic smirk before pulling them over his head and threw them at the ground, leading to them smashing into it like a meteor and forming a crater.
"...we have not yet begun to fight!" Robin groaned as they all heard a loud bell ringing.
"I think the party's starting!" Raven groaned.
"Aw man! We gotta get inside or else we'll miss everything!" whined Beast Boy.
*Back inside*
Soon everyone had arrived and the party had finally begun.
"Alright! Pikachu I hope this party goes off without a hitch." Ash said as he and Pikachu watched as all the guests soon filed in and began to mingle and enjoy the food.
"So you guys excited for your live action series?" Luffy asked Aang who simply sighed.
"Honestly? A little; hopefully it'll be better than the movie, not to mention you guys set the bar pretty high." the avatar spoke as Lufy chuckled.
"Yeah I know! Now I know how Ash felt when his show was moved to disney." he smiled as the camera panned over to Sonic, Mario, and Megaman chatting.
"Cheers! To a new movie franchise!" Sonic exclaimed as he slapped Mario on his back.
"Hehehe Thanks-a Sonic! But I'm-a kinda nervous about a possible sequel to my movie!" Mario chuckled while sipping his drink as Megaman popped the pull tab on his E-Tank.
"Relax Mario, you and Sonic made history, you guys finally proved that video game movies don't have to suck!" he smiled as Sonic gave a confused Look.
"Wait, what about Angry Birds? And Ratchet and Clank?"
"Yeeeeah…I know what I said." the Blue bomber droned downing his health pickup. "I honestly wish Capcom would take the jump and give ME a movie seriously! I know I'm not ... .technically their mascot anymore, but at least a Movie focused on me would…ya know make them money." he said as Mario gave a nod.
"I agree Rock! Cap-acom needs to understand that Resident Evil and Monster Hunter really don't work for the big screen…well in the case of Resident Evil they don't work for the big screen anymore. I should say." the plumber spoke all while Sonic rubbed under his nose.
"Yeah agreed, I mean seriously, they're giving Pac-man a movie! If the Pac can get a movie I don't why you haven't gotten a film yet Mega." Sonic said as the three looked over and saw their yellow friend face down in a plate of food.
"Poor guy, ever since namco 'retconned' his missus and his kids and forced to stay with those weirdos, he hasn't been the same" Megaman sighed as Mario shrugged.
"Ehhhh he'll-a be fine, he's-a been through worse." the Plumber spoke casually as the camera panned over to Rick and Morty, both of whom were bored out of their minds.
"Ugh, this party's fucking Lame!" Rick growled in annoyance as Morty enjoyed the food.
"Oh c'mon Rick, don't be like that, the food's good, the music's alright, and we're surrounded by a bunch of wacky a-and kooky characters! Like Johnny Bravo, Johnny Test, Johnny Quest and the-the Powerpuff Girls!" Morty smiled as Rick rolled his eyes and walked up to the punch bowls and poured his booze into it. "Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on Rick what the fuck!?" Morty exclaimed as Rick held out his foot and used it to keep Morty away.
"Oh relax Morty it's been like what? Two, maybe three years since Geo and Yugi even made the first one and they have the nerve to include us in at the last second as Cameos and THEN they decide to add us into the sequel so of course I'm gonna!-urp!- Fucking take advantage of it! And besides this party's lame anyway, a little booze should spice it all up real quick!" Rick smirked as he emptied every last flask he had on him into the punch bowls as he walked off and watched the insanity unfold.
"Aw geez, this is gonna get messy." Morty muttered, right as Timmy Turner came up and filled his cup up with punch. "Uh, Timmy?"
"Yeah?" he turned to his fellow brown head who bit his thumb and looked left and right.
"You should….uh….consider grabbing some of the cookies before they're all gone."
"Trust me, Cosmo beat me to it." he rolled his eyes and took a swig of the drink before shaking his head. "Woah! This punch is strong."
'Oh you have no idea.' thought Morty in dread before walking off while we see Star trying to hang a laser puppy up on the christmas tree via a safety harness with the puppy barking and shooting lasers off wildly.
"Hmmm, need the perfect spot for you." she mused as Marco walked up with two cups of punch.
"Hey Star, I got us some punch!" he smiled as Star hung the puppy onto a branch and downed the cup.
"Whoa! Man Ash really went all out with the punch this year huh?" she chuckled.
"Mind filling me in on what's going on here?" he asked, looking up at the happy pup before ducking his head to avoid a laser.
"Just trying to find the perfect spot to hang Barko Diaz from the tree is all." Star said as she dashed back over to the bowl and got three more cups of it. "Figured some lasers would help make the ornaments dazzle~"
"And probably take an eye out or two." Marco chuckled as he grabbed the puppy and dropped it to the floor while Morty shook his head at the sight of how much punch everyone was drinking.
"Seriously Rick? You just had to spike the drinks." he sighed in annoyance.
Star downed another cup with a sigh before noticing Courage holding a fancy ornament, looking up at the tree and scratching his head as he looked a bit troubled.
"Something wrong Courage?" she asked the small dog
He turned to her and nodded, pointing to the ornament and the tree, jumping up and down while speaking in what seemed like gibberish, which everyone could make out… more or less.
"Hmmmmmmmmm….12?" she guessed as Lincoln facepalmed.
"No Star, I think he needs help in placing some ornaments on the tree."
"Oh! Well I can help with that." she smiled before holding her wand out. "Gravity Lavity!"
Courage's eyes widened when he got hit by a beam, letting out a scared cry before he began to slowly float upwards. He looked at the tree and perked up seeing an open spot coming up. He reached out and carefully hooked it on a branch and let out a victory cheer. "Yay!"
"Glad I could help!" Star said as she ended the spell…and made Courage fall to the floor faceplanting. "Oops…sorry." she chuckled, all while Rick was watching everything go down.
"Soon…" he chuckled.
*twelve glasses of punch later*
"PFFFFFFFFT….Heeeeeey..SSStar! Di…di…did I ever ttttttell you the tttttiiiime…I….I fuffffffucked your Mom?" Marco slurred as Star gave a drunken gasp.
"Noooooooooooo way! I ffffffffffffucked your dad!"
"W…W….What? Y-You shoouu did nut." he got out before laughing. "You sooooo silly." Marco slurred as he and Star hung off each other as the camera panned over to Lincoln who was flirting with Nicole.
"M…M…Mrs waaaaatterssshon! Did I ever ttttelll you that…you are a fine ass Car MMMMilf!?" Lincoln laughed in a drunken stupor.
"Awwww, y…you're sho sweeeeeet~" she slurred, laughing with her cheeks flushed as Lincoln shook his head.
"I-I'm serious! You…You….are….hot. The kind of hot…where any guy would pop a boner over!" he told her as he swayed back and forth.
"Ooooohhh LllllllllllllllllIncoln! You….you're ssssssuch a cccccchhhharmer! Rita wasn't lyin' when she said you could put the moths on a tractor! What I wouldnt gif ffffour a guy like you! Richard doesn't even t…touchth me anymork unless ham's..in..-HIV!-volved in the bed!"
"The only hams I'd want, are thoushe you got behind you~" he winked while she gave a smile while licking her lips.
"Hehehehehehehe! Yyyyaaaaaaa know! I tink Luzzzzz and Amammity! R azlo chekin' you out!" Nicole said turning him towards the young witch couple who were also giving him the 'do me' eyes. "Wwwwwwwatdoyasay to a closet orrrgy!?" she asked him.
"Orgy fer everyone!" he cheered out, throwing his fists up before he stumbled and landed face first against Nicole's chest, keeping his fists held up with the mother cat's tail swishing behind her.
"Oooooh giiiiirls?" she sang out to the two. "What do ya saaaaaay~?"
Lincoln began to blush as Luz and Amity sauntered over with a sway in their hips as Nicole pulled all of them into a nearby broom closet just as the camera panned over to Gumball talking with Rita.
"Sho….Rita, has…has anyone ever told you that you….are….THICC?!" he asked, emphasizing the last word with a wide grin.
"Awwwww Gumball you don't mmeeeean dat!" Rita chuckled, spilling her drink on the carpet.
"Nahnahnahnah! I-I'm serious! You got hips dat are hard NOT to see a mile away." he raised his finger up for emphasis. "F-First time I saw them? I had a great dream dat same night."
"Awwwww you're soooooooo sweet. Lynn thinks I'm ggggeeeeeting! FFFFFFFFFFfAT! And is upset about my curves!" Rita slurred.
"Then to HECK with him!" Gumball let out, having to lean against Rita and draping an arm around her waist while dropping his cup. "Y-Y-You…You…got plenty goin' for ya ...and havin' sooooo many kids like that? You're a grade A bonafide, MILF! MILF! And….wait, did I say MILF?"
"Hehehe Gumball, don't look now, but the calamity girls are eyeeeeein' yoooou!" Rita teased as Gumball noticed Anne, Sasha, and Marcy all drunkenly staring at him with heavy interest.
"Heh…heh…what can I say? I got dat animal mag…mag…netism!" he boasted, trying to flex with his other arm before his head met Rita's stomach and laughed. "Oooh, yer soft…riiiiight, heeeere."
"Letsh head upstairs to the bedrrrrrooom and rrrrrrrreeally! See how much magnetoiishm you got!" Rita said picking Gumball up and running upstairs with the calamity trio eagerly following as the camera zoomed over to Dan who ... .wasn't drunk.
Dan however noticed the camera and raised an eyebrow. "What? Expecting me to be drunk? Sorry to burst your bubbles, but I get drunk on a near daily basis so often whatever weird crap is in the punch has no effect on me…granted I do admit it does make the punch taste way better though."
As he went back to chugging the punch, we panned over to Kenpachi leaning against the wall who also didn't seem phased by the punch, and just looked bored.
"Ugh, this party is dumb as hell!" he grumbled 'If Yachiru didn't wanna come so bad, I would have just stayed home.'
"You bored too?" he heard Rouge the bat say next to him.
"What do you think?" he asked back rhetorically. "I'm not big on parties like this; I just came for Yachiru's sake. She thinks it'd be a nice chance to break from what we've been doing, but it's not that easy with me."
"Yeah, Tails and the others dragged me, Shadow, and Omega here too, granted I wanted to come but GUN has me working overtime again this year." she sighed.
"Heh, if you've had a chance to fight a lot of strong people, then that sounds pretty swell." he chuckled, making her roll her eyes.
"It's just extra work that's gonna make me grow wrinkles way too soon. After all, a girl's gotta watch her skin." the bat boasted.
Kenpachi rolled his eye before they heard a sudden yell. Both turned and saw Inosuke charging right at them before skidding to a stop and pointed at him.
"OI! One-eyed guy! I've heard from the tall strawberry that you're really tough!"
Hearing this made Kenpachi smirk. "That I am brat, what's it to you?"
"Fight me!" he demanded while making a fist, making Rouge sweatdrop.
'Is this guy for real?'
"...Nah." he said.
"EH?!" Inosuke let out in surprise before getting irate. "What's wrong?! Are you scared or something?!"
"No, I wouldn't get any fun out of it." he remarked bluntly. "Listen here punk, you might have fire, but you're way out of your league. The guys I've fought could tear you apart with one swing." he said, taking a swig of his drink as Inosuke growled in annoyance.
"FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!" he roared, slapping Kenpachi's drink out of his hand. "YAAAAH!" before swinging his head down and banged it against the captain's groin, somehow bouncing back with a 'ding' sound heard.
Rouge went wide-eyed and expected Kenpachi to flinch, but the man just stood there before he slowly got a wide savage grin on his face. 'Damn!'
"...heh, you got more guts than I gave you credit for. Must be real desperate for a fight if you wanna aim low." he said as he stood up.
"Don't start whining to me if I break one too many bones!" Inosuke declared, his lack of common sense making it to where he completely ignored the sudden change in the air or how Rouge immediately ran off.
"Keep that attitude up, because I'm not gonna stop." Kenpachi said juuuust as the cameras panned over to a drunk Elisa being held back (miserably mind you) by Chris.
"I'M TELLING YOU BBBITCH! MY CHRIISH"S DICK ISURP-BIGGER THAN YOUR ARM!" she yelled at Reagan
"Eh blow it out yer asshole!" Reagan slurred while stumbling and trying not to drop her cup. "I…I sheen bigger ones on turtles! I MADE bigger ones on turtles!"
"Uhhh, Elisa honey maaaybe it's time we put down the punch?" Chris said as he tried to grab her glass, only for her to slap his hand.
"Ssshut up! Chris! I'm tryin to defend ya! In fact let's go fffffFUCK! In the bathRooooom! And pprove this bitch wrong!" she yelled as Regan looked around and grabbed Dan.
"Hey shorry! You, me, in the bathroom! Let's fuck and prove to that big headed bitch who's dick is better!"
"Hey get off me lady! I don't gotta prove-WOAH!" Dan was cut off from Reagan yanking him off his feet and dragging him. "Jesus lady, you're stronger than ya look." Dan spoke as he saw Elise dragging Chris as well.
"So you too, huh pal?" Chris spoke.
"Chris, as your best friend, I must ask for like the umpteenth time…why did you marry her?"
"What can I say? I got a thing for strong, demanding women." Chris chuckled nervously.
*back outside*
The Go Titans, minus Starfire, were in their giant robot about to use it to crush the mansion.
"ALRIGHT TITANS! THIS IS IT!" Robin yelled, clearly out of his mind. "WE ARE GOING TO FINALLY GET INTO THAT PARTY! HAVE A GREAT TIME! AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP US!"
The robot stomped forward as Anais rolled her eyes.
"Bakugo, if you would?" she asked in annoyance as the trigger happy hero cracked his knuckles and gave a sadistic smirk.
"Don't mind if I do." he said as he aimed his hands to form his A-P shot and blasted a hole directly into the robot making it explode. This resulted in the titans falling from the air, and once more, crashed into the ground and made another crater.
"...So, you fools care to try that again?" Heie spoke as Robin slowly drug himself out of the crater.
"Ugh…never! I will never surrender!" he groaned as Vegeta went ultra ego and began to charge a big bang attack. "...i surrender.." he groaned…just as Starfire flew up to Anais with a basket of cookies.
"Friend Anais, I have returned with the christmas cookies you wanted!" she smiled.
"Aww, thanks Starfire…by the way, sorry about your friends, not our fault they didn't listen to you." smiled the tiny rabbit who gladly accepted the basket.
"It is the okay, I just wish they knew that friend Ash invited us to the party and gave me our invitations earlier in the month. '' She said, holding up the invites in her hand.
"WAIT! SAY WHAT?!" Beast Boy let out, sitting up from the crater with wide eyes.
"You mean to tell us we WERE invited?! Why didn't you say so!?" Cyborg exclaimed.
"I tried too, but friend Vegeta and friend Bakugo were so eager to blow you all up." Starfire shrugged. "And Robin wouldn't let me say anything when I tried to earlier, remember?"
The other titans all glared at Robin who rolled his eyes.
"You know you guys are also to blame given not one of you wanted to hear her out either." he said as Anais facepalmed.
"Ugh, he's right, but he's also wrong." she grumbled.
"So….can we go inside without getting tossed around?" questioned Raven.
"Yeah sure why not?" Anais said, opening the gate.
"YESS! FINALLY THE TEEN TITANS ARE FINALLY GOING TO A PARTY!" Robin yelled happily. As soon as he took one step inside the gate however, he was blown away by a massive explosion and sent hurtling into the sky.
"LOOKS LIKE I'M BLASTING OFF ALONE!"
*ding!*
The group were all shocked by what they just saw.
"Uhhhhh, did you guys?" Raven asked the anime rivals who all simply shook their heads no.
The other titans all saw what made the explosion and noticed Inosuke had his head stuck in the wall and he was knocked out cold.
"...finally!...that…..brat…..is knocked out!" Kenpachi panted. "Bit of a pain…but he's got what it takes! Maybe next time…we'll have a real fight with our swords…" the giant man soon fell forward unconscious as the other titans all rushed in ready to have the time of their lives!
*12 hours later*
"Ugggggh ... .my head" Lincoln groaned as he sat up and clutched his aching head. "What happened last night?" he grumbled before noticing he was naked…in a closet…along with Nicole, Luz, Amity, and for some odd reason Vanilla the Rabbit. He winced and looked down to see numerous scratch marks over his body with his sticky naked crotch. "Oh….OH….right, now I remember." he chuckled as he slowly stood up and got dressed as he opened the closet door and saw the entire mansion was a mess.
Marco and Star were snuggling on the couch, Molly and Scratch were knocked out cold asleep in the fish tank and Tanjiro was asleep with his head buried in a nearby flower pot.
"Man, what did I miss?" He muttered before hearing a groan and took note of a naked Gumball walking out of a room while looking exhausted. "Morning Gumball."
"Sup dude?" he groaned back as Lincoln looked into the room and saw his mom, the calamity trio, and for some odd reason Brandy Harrington. "Owww, I think your mom busted my pelvis."
"Be glad it was my Mom, my sister's would've killed you." Lincoln chuckled.
"Oh please, try having a night with Anais and you won't be laughing then." Gumball said.
"Yeah, no. I Think we BOTH learned our lesson here." Lincoln said.
*Ash*
Our gracious host woke up with a killer hangover and noticed he was in bed with every last one of his female companions, and for some odd reason, Meg Griffin. He rubbed his forehead and sat up, making a mental note to pass on any alcohol for about a month.
"...Pikachu?" he groaned as he looked down and saw Pikachu surrounded by almost every female pokemon they had met and for some odd reason, Daphne blake.
"Pi…ka…." his buddy muttered out in his sleep, drooling on Daphne's chest with Ash shaking his head.
"I swear, you're a real slut." he chuckled before carefully moving out from under the pile of tits and ass.
*with Dan and Chris*
Both friends woke up and saw they were inside the bathroom with Elise, Reagan and for some odd reason Princess Daisy and Ryuko Matoi.
"Woah, uh…Dan? How did…"
"I have no idea, but I'm not complaining." he chuckled as the camera panned upwards outside to Rick and Morty inside their ship.
"Great job Rick, you ruined the party." Morty whined.
"Morty, let me fill you in on something. A party is actually good after some strong booze, because it means lots of people get laid, even the shitty ones." Rick belched as Morty sighed and looked at the cameras.
"Happy holidays folks" he sighed.
"Woah there, we're not ending it there like that. We never got to hear the caroling from Luz, Anne, and Molly remember?" Rick exclaimed, moving the camera back down to the mansion.
*Later*
After the partygoers had gotten up, taken pain meds for the hangovers, and emptied their stomachs, they gathered together in the living room with Ash in the center, most of them not bothering to put their clothes back on.
"Everyone, I just wanna say thank you for coming and having an amazing time last night. You were all great to have and I hope to see you all next time."
That got several cheers from the guests with some whistling.
"But before you go home, there's one last thing. This is something a few of the girls set up and I think it's the best way to bring us on home." he gave a nod to the side and walked away as Luz, Anne, and Molly walked over with smiles.
"Ready girls?" Molly smiled as Luz and Anne both gave a nod.
"Everybody come along, join our Happy Christmastime song." the three started off with their arms over the other's shoulders. "Ring-a-ling, ding dong, join our happy Christmastime song! Everybody come and sing, when you hear the Christmas bell ring."
The crowd nodded and swaywed with the tune with others clapping.
"Ding dong, ring-a-ling, when you hear the Christmas bell ring!" the girls leaned in before throwing their heads back. "OOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO we wish you a mer-ry christmas! We wish you a mer-ry christmas! We wish you merry christmas! AND A HAPPY NEEEEEEEEEW YEAR!" they let out together before bowing their heads and getting a loud applause from everyone.
The camera then panned over the Yugi and Geo clapping alongside Quagmire.
"Well you guys made it for the whole year! Now, can I get my own CTWL Chapter?" he asked as Geo gave a deadpan stare.
"Quagmire, you're a rapist" he said like it was obvious.
Quagmire looked away with his arms crossed and grumbled before Yugi grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him over to a window.
"Getta da hell out!" He threw him out and closed the window before looking at the viewers. "Well we've all had a long ass year and it's been filled with pains in the ass, but we made it through once again. From the bottom of my heart, I wish all of you a merry christmas and happy holidays. Let's hope next year is a bit easier on us."
"So get your ass checked out before it's too late, turkeys!" Geo shouted.