Devil May Cry: HelluvaVerse

by believingispowerful7

It's a Devil May Cry (Originally created by CAPCOM) second reboot story set in the universe of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (Originally created by VivziePop). Dante must team up with I.M.P to destroy Mundus and the C.D (Corrupted Demons) that kills humans and normal demons. This story starts during and after the events of Helluva Boss.

10. Mission 10: Return to Ozzie's

DEVIL MAY CRY:

HELLUVAVERSE

Written by

Charlie Carvette McEvoy

Based on

HELLUVA BOSS

By

Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano

Based on

DEVIL MAY CRY

(Video Game Series)

By

CAPCOM

Mission: 10

Return to Ozzie's

Location: Lust Ring

Area: Asmodeus's Tower

Dante was in his car driving, while Stolas was sitting on the passenger seat next to him.

DANTE:

So, you had a secret relationship with a human.

STOLAS:

I know you're upset, Dante, and I was going to tell you.

DANTE:

I'm not upset. You're just doing what makes you happy, and I'm proud of you. Plus, you had to get away from my aunt, who was giving you a very hard time.

STOLAS:

That's true.

DANTE:

So, who was this human you've met in the Living World?

STOLAS:

I can't tell you, yet. But all I can say is he's a scientist who works at D.H.O.R.K.S, and he lost his sister two years ago.

DANTE:

Is his name William Mayday?

STOLAS:

Yes, but I called him Willie. How did you know?

DANTE:

Matilda told me about him. She misses him and her niece, Ashley.

STOLAS:

She reminds me of Via. Dante, I will tell you all about it. I just need to focus on meeting with Asmodeus first.

DANTE:

Okay, uncle.

Stolas was looking at his smartphone and he was shocked.

STOLAS:

What the hell? Dante. Listen to this.

DANTE:

What's wrong?

STOLAS:

It said on 666 News that you've killed so many imps at the Wrath Ring and the Sloth Ring, this morning!

DANTE:

That's impossible. I was in the Pride Ring all morning.

STOLAS:

I know. But they are demons at the Greed Ring believe you're guilty.

DANTE:

Wait. Just the Greed Ring?

STOLAS:

That's what it said.

Dante was thinking.

DANTE:

Maybe that's why Ozzie wants to see me.

Dante parked his car next to the entrance of Asmodeus's Tower.

DANTE:

Well, we're here. Let's go.

Dante and Stolas got out of the car and went into the tower. In Asmodeus's factory, Dante and Stolas were heading to Asmodeus's office, while they were seeing all the workers building thousands of vibrators. When Dante and Stolas arrived at the lobby, they saw Angel Dust leaving Asmodeus's office.

ANGEL DUST:

Thanks, Asmodeus. I'll keep you updated for my next performance.

Angel Dust looked surprised when he saw Dante and Stolas.

ANGEL DUST:

Dante!

DANTE:

Anthony!

Dante and Angel Dust shook hands.

ANGEL DUST:

That's my human name. And nobody calls me that anymore.

DANTE:

I know, but it still suits you. And you know my Uncle Stolas?

Stolas was blushing when he was looking at Angel Dust.

STOLAS:

Hi.

ANGEL DUST:

Yes. I know him.

Angel Dust walked closer to Stolas.

ANGEL DUST:

He's one of my huge fans who's been writing me horny letters.

Stolas looked happily embarrassed.

STOLAS:

But I haven't been writing to you since I was a teenager.

Angel Dust grabbed Stolas with his first pair of hands, then he grabbed Stolas' penis with his second pair of hands and start flirting with him.

ANGEL DUST (Seductive):

Well, I found them very hot. I can feel your cock growing and growing. And your chest looks so feathery.

Angel Dust grabbed Stolas' chest and massaged it. Stolas was moaning with pleasure, then Angel Dust let go of Stolas and gave him his business card.

ANGEL DUST:

Take my card. It has my phone number. (Seductive): You can call me anytime, hot bird. (Normal Voice): Well, I gotta go. Charlie's waiting for me back at the hotel. Oh, Dante. I know you're innocent. So, bust your double's ass!

Dante and Stolas watched Angel Dust leaving the lobby.

DANTE:

Thanks for believing me.

Dante turned to his uncle.

DANTE:

Uncle, you know Angel Dust?

STOLAS:

Yes, Dante. He's my favourite porn star. I've been watching all his movies, and he has a nice cock I want to suck.

Dante was in disgust.

DANTE:

All right! All right. You didn't have to tell me that last part.

STOLAS:

Oh, sorry. So, you also know Angel Dust?

DANTE:

Yeah. He's the one who taught Loona the sexy dance for me.

STOLAS:

I see.

Dante and Stolas walked to the office door.

DANTE:

Uncle, there's one thing I've forgot to tell you. Every time I do favours for Ozzie, he always gives me blowjobs.

STOLAS:

Ooohhh! Sounds like he's really into you.

DANTE:

Yeah. Him and Fizz.

Dante knocked the door three times.

ASMODEUS:

Come in!

Dante opened the door, then he and Stolas went in the office. Asmodeus was at his desk filling in some papers, until he happily saw Dante.

ASMODEUS:

Dante! My handsome devil.

Asmodeus walked up to Dante and kissed him on the cheek, while Stolas went to sit at the table next to the fireplace.

ASMODEUS:

Look at you. You're all purple.

DANTE:

You like it?

ASMODEUS:

Like it? I love it! It makes you look sexy.

DANTE:

Thanks. I also look hot. My dad did send you and Fizz an invitation to my birthday party.

ASMODEUS:

Ah, yes. My secretary thought it was a fan letter and I found out it was an invitation, a day after your birthday. But I saved you a present.

Asmodeus took out a big red and white vibrator from the drawer and show it to Dante.

ASMODEUS:

This is a brand-new vibrator. I haven't sold them yet, but I want you to have this one first.

Dante took the vibrator from Asmodeus and took a sniff at it.

DANTE (Sniffing):

Smells like strawberries.

ASMODEUS:

It does. I called it, Strawberry Sunbrator. A strawberry sundae that vibrates inside you.

DANTE:

Loona will love that.

ASMODEUS:

Oh, and I know you had a smoking fetish.

DANTE:

Which I'm not a smoker.

ASMODEUS:

Yes.

Asmodeus took out a pack of cigars from his pocket and showed them to Dante.

ASMODEUS:

These are for your hellhound.

DANTE:

Loona doesn't like cigars.

ASMODEUS:

Give it to her anyway. In case she needs them.

Asmodeus gave the pack of cigars to Dante who put them in his coat pocket along with his vibrator.

DANTE:

I remember the first time we met. My dad took me to see you because I was scared that Loona won't love me anymore.

ASMODEUS:

That was eight years ago, and I've explained to you that she loves you for who you are, and then I've calmed you down by... sucking your dick.

DANTE:

Yeah, but I thought at first you want me to suck your dick.

ASMODEUS (Laughing):

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Asmodeus stopped laughing.

ASMODEUS:

No. I never want you to do that.

DANTE:

Well, you and Fizz always flirting at me.

ASMODEUS:

That's because you're a handsome devil.

DANTE:

And you have a lovely singing voice.

ASMODEUS (Singing Voice):

Gulllityyy! (Normal Voice): Yes, I do.

DANTE:

Did you manage to see Tim Burton's Batman & Robin T.V show?

ASMODEUS:

Yes. Fizz and I watched every day, and we love it. I heard you're gonna be the new Batman for the next season.

DANTE:

That's right. The script has a few changes, but...

Stolas interrupted Dante by clearing his throat.

STOLAS:

Ahem! Sorry to interrupt, nephew. But don't you think you should tell Asmodeus about... your double?

Dante realised what his uncle was talking about.

DANTE:

Oh, right. Ozzie, I heard that in the news that said I've been killing lots of imps, but every demon at the Greed Ring believes I'm guilty. Is that why you wanted to see me?

ASMODEUS:

Yes. I know you're innocent, and I believe someone from the Greed Ring is trying to frame you. And your double had made a crystal that looks like mine without my permission!

DANTE:

The Asmodean crystals? Yeah, I remember you gave me one of those.

ASMODEUS:

So, think Dante. Who did you piss off?

Dante was thinking.

DANTE:

I had a feeling it was Crimson. He tried to kill me and Loona because I refused to make a deal with him, and I killed some of his gang.

ASMODEUS:

Well, he did kidnap Fizz and hold him for ransom. But he doesn't know how to make my crystals.

DANTE:

So, where's my double, now?

ASMODEUS:

He's somewhere in the Lust Ring, and I want you to take Fizz to my club and protect him.

DANTE:

Why won't you take him?

ASMODEUS:

Because I need to talk to your uncle about his secret relationship, with a human.

DANTE:

Oh, right. So, where's Fizz anyway.

ASMODEUS:

He's in the bedroom playing Batman: Arkham Knight video game, and he's still stuck on the level he desperately wants to finish.

DANTE:

Let me guess, he's still trying to defeat Hush.

ASMODEUS:

Yes. And I don't like seeing him getting stress when he can't finish it.

DANTE:

Don't worry, Ozzie. I'll help him out.

ASMODEUS:

I know you will.

DANTE:

Fizz will be happy to see me again. Besides, I'm a hellhound lover, and my heart belongs to Loona. And you need lust in the love, or love in the lust.

Asmodeus chuckled.

ASMODEUS:

You know I can't resist a handsome devil like you.

DANTE:

I know. That's why they love me.

ASMODEUS:

Just remember our agreement, Dante, and this time (Seductive): I'll make it sloppy!

DANTE:

You always make my dick sloppy.

ASMODEUS:

If Fizzie gives you the face, you can't resist it.

DANTE:

I know. Well, I better go find him. Will you be all right, uncle?

STOLAS:

I'll be fine, nephew. This might take a while.

DANTE:

Okay. See you later.

After Dante left the office, Asmodeus sat at the table with Stolas.

ASMODEUS:

So, Stolas. How was your time with William?

STOLAS:

I've stopped seeing him because of my ex-wife.

ASMODEUS:

So, Stella found out you were cheating on her again.

STOLAS:

No, she doesn't like me going to the Living World.

ASMODEUS:

I see.

Stolas looked nervous. At the top floor of Asmodeus's Tower, Dante left the elevator and went to the hall. Then he found the door, opened it and slowly entered Asmodeus's bedroom. Dante found Fizzarolli who looked stressful sitting on the couch playing Batman: Arkham Knight on his PlayStation 5.

FIZZAROLLI:

Come on, come on! I've been trying five times now. There must be a way to press that button at the right moment.

Dante was watching the scene where Hush was about to point his gun at Batman on the T.V screen.

DANTE:

Now!

Fizzarolli pressed the triangle button on the PlayStation 5 controller, and on the T.V screen, Batman has defeated Hush. Fizzarolli looked happy.

FIZZAROLLI:

I did it. I fuckin' did it! Now I can finally focus on the other missions.

Fizzarolli looked confused.

FIZZAROLLI:

Wait. Did someone say now?

Fizzarolli turned around and saw Dante.

FIZZAROLLI (Happily):

Dante!

DANTE:

Hey, Fizz.

Fizzarolli ran up to Dante and they both hugged each other.

FIZZAROLLI:

Oh, my friend. I've haven't seen for your four years. I thought you've moved to the Living World.

DANTE:

I didn't. I was just protecting it. You've heard about my dad, right?

FIZZAROLLI:

Yes. It was all over the news. But look at you. Your hair and clothes are purple. I love purple!

Fizzarolli grabbed Dante by the crotch.

FIZZAROLLI (Seductive):

And your cock!

Dante looked a little nervous.

DANTE:

Do you have to flirt every time you see me?

FIZZAROLLI:

You know you love it.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

Yeah, I do.

Fizzarolli was looking at himself.

FIZZAROLLI:

Oh, look at me! Still in my pyjamas as always. Give a minute to change.

Fizzarolli went to the dressing screen to get change.

DANTE:

So, do you like the Batman & Robin series?

FIZZAROLLI:

Yeah, it was fucking great. You played as Robin, right?

DANTE:

That's right. Damian Wayne. Batman's son.

FIZZAROLLI:

I know that. What else you two been doing at the Living World?

DANTE:

Well, my dad and I were hunting C.D's all over the globe, like Egypt, London, France, Italy and Japan. We have a mansion in Hollywood, and my butler, Daniel came back to work with us. But that was before my dad was...

FIZZAROLLI:

I know. I read the papers, and I'm sorry.

DANTE:

Thank you. My dad is in heaven with mum, but he can't go back to Hell, until Mundus is dead. It's God's law.

FIZZAROLLI:

I know. I heard you're back with Loona. How is she?

DANTE:

She's darker and hotter than usual.

FIZZAROLLI:

I bet you've cum all over her face.

Dante chuckled.

DANTE:

Yeah, I did. But after my dad sent her back to the Adoption Center, she forgotten about me, until last week.

FIZZAROLLI:

Is it because Blitzo kept her there for a few months before he adopted her?

Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

How'd you know about that?

FIZZAROLLI:

Barbie told me, and I was furious when she did.

DANTE:

I guess Blitzo didn't want to talk to you when he found out I'm your friend.

FIZZAROLLI:

No. I choose not to talk to him, and he doesn't that. Dante, I want him to respect you. Your dad saved Hell and the Living World from Mundus. Ozzie was one of his prisoners before I've met him and I'm glad your dad saved him.

DANTE:

Yeah, my dad told me that story all the time.

Fizzarolli left the dressing screen, and he was wearing his jester outfit.

FIZZAROLLI:

I'm ready! What do you think?

Dante was looking at Fizzarolli.

DANTE (Seductive):

You look sexy as always, Fizz. (Normal Voice): I don't know why I said that.

Fizzarolli chuckled, while blushing.

FIZZAROLLI:

Ha, ha, ha! You always say that.

DANTE:

But isn't that the same outfit that Mammon gave you?

FIZZAROLLI:

Yes, it is.

Dante didn't look happy.

DANTE:

Are you still working with that asshole?

FIZZAROLLI:

Hell, no! I've quit two years ago.

Dante was relieved.

DANTE:

Oh, thank God for that.

FIZZAROLLI:

And I wouldn't have the courage to listen to Ozzie if it wasn't for you.

DANTE:

So, you've took my advice when I first met you?

FIZZAROLLI:

Yes. When I quit, all my fans, including Oliver still loves me, because they found out me and Ozzie are a couple.

DANTE:

Who's Oliver?

FIZZAROLLI:

He's one of my biggest fans and I adore him. He wants to be a clown like me, so, I told him, he can do anything he wants to do.

DANTE:

That's a very good advice you gave to your fan. Anyway, Ozzie told me to take you to his club. Are you ready?

Fizzarolli looked sad.

FIZZAROLLI:

I am, but I'm not happy.

DANTE:

Is it because you're gonna perform without Ozzie?

FIZZAROLLI:

No, it's not that. It's about me being in the next Batman & Robin series. Mr. Burton liked my performance. He thinks my imp form was me in make-up and outfit. Luckily, I was wearing the Asmodean crystal, so, he can believe what I really look like in human form, and my human name is Fizz Froggie. He gave me the part of the Joker's son, who madly in love with Robin. I know there won't be any sex scenes, just flirting and that's what I can do. But that's never gonna happen because... your dad is in Heaven and his human persona is dead.

Dante quickly walked up to Fizzarolli.

DANTE:

But Fizz. That's what I want to talk to you about. Mr. Burton told me what the changes are gonna be in the next series. There'll be Bruce Wayne's funeral, then Damian will be the next Batman, and he'll team up with the new Robin, new Batgirl, new Nightwing and the new Red Hood. Then there'll be old villains like Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Ra's al Ghul, the Penguin and Two-Face. And there'll also be new villains. So, you will still be the Joker's son.

Fizzarolli looked surprised.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, are you serious?

DANTE:

Why, yes. You're my friend, and you've respected my family.

Fizzarolli looked happy.

FIZZAROLLI (Happily):

Ohhh! This is fuckin' great! Now I can tell my fans at Ozzie's and they'll be very pleased!

DANTE:

I bet they will.

FIZZAROLLI:

After the show, I want you to give something that I'm craving for.

Dante looked worried.

DANTE:

Are you sure about this?

FIZZAROLLI:

Come on, Dante. You know I wanted. PWEEEEASE?

Fizzarolli pulled puppy eyes on Dante, who smiled at him.

DANTE:

Well, I guess one won't hurt.

FIZZAROLLI:

One? You better make that two.

DANTE:

All right, all right. Well, come on. Let's get going.

While Dante was about to leave the bedroom, Fizzarolli stopped him.

FIZZAROLLI:

Wait. We can't go. I've watched the news that you killed a lot of imps this morning. But I know it wasn't you. I believe someone's trying to frame you.

DANTE:

I know. I had a feeling it might be Crimson. I did piss him off years ago.

FIZZAROLLI:

Yeah, and he did kidnap me and Blitzo for ransom.

DANTE:

Ozzie told me my double is somewhere at the Lust Ring. So, I'm going to protect you until I find him.

FIZZAROLLI:

But Dante. If your double is at the Lust Ring, would anyone be looking for you?

DANTE:

Everybody is looking for Dante. He's not going.

Area: Ozzie's

Dante was driving his car behind Ozzie's and parked next to the stage entrance. Fizzarolli was sitting at the back seat.

FIZZAROLLI:

Why don't you just take the limo?

DANTE:

'Cause my double will spot you and he will kill you.

FIZZAROLLI:

Oh, right.

Fizzarolli got out of the car.

FIZZAROLLI:

Are you sure this is gonna work?

DANTE:

Of course, I'm sure, Fizz.

Dante got out the car as well and he was wearing the Asmodean crystal on his right wrist, and he was in his imp form.

DANTE:

With this imp disguise, no one will recognize me.

Fizzarolli took a good look at Dante's imp form.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, you look like Blitzo, but handsome.

DANTE:

I assume you have feelings for him?

Fizzarolli crossed his arms and turned his head away.

FIZZAROLLI:

I did, but I've moved on!

DANTE (Awkwardly):

Okay. Let's go inside.

Dante and Fizzarolli were heading to the back door, until they saw a kid imp who looked happy.

DANTE:

Excuse me, kid. We need to get in.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, that's Oliver!

DANTE:

Wait. That's your biggest fan?

Oliver was using sign language.

OLIVER (Sign language):

Hello, Dante. That's a good imp disguise you've got on.

Dante looked confused as he turned to Fizzarolli.

DANTE:

What the hell is he doing?

FIZZAIROLLI:

Oh, I've forgot to tell you, Oliver is deaf, so he can only communicate using sign language.

DANTE:

I'm not very good with sign language.

FIZZAROLLI:

That's okay. When he signs, I'll translate, and when you talk to him, I'll sign for him.

Oliver continued using sign language to Dante, while Fizzarolli translated by speaking for him.

FIZZAROLLI (Translate):

Dante, my name is Oliver, and I know you're in disguise everyone believes you've killed many imps. But I believe you're innocent. Every time I played the Devil May Cry video games, I keep thinking about you. You're just like your dad and I love you in Batman & Robin series. But I still wanna be a clown just like Fizzarolli.

Dante smiled at Oliver, then he spoke to him, while Fizzarolli translated by using sign language.

DANTE:

I'm proud that you like that, and I'm gonna be the new Batman next season. But you know Devil May Cry isn't for kids.

Oliver gave Dante the middle finger, and Dante chuckled.

DANTE:

Okay. I know what that means.

Dante gently held Oliver's face with his hands.

DANTE:

I know you can't hear me, but if had the power to heal your hearing, I will be grateful.

Dante's hands were glowing with bright light, and it took him and Fizzarolli by surprised when it was absorbing through Oliver's face. Then the bright light faded away from Dante's hands and Oliver's face.

DANTE:

You're okay, kid?

Oliver spoke with his mouth.

OLIVER:

I can hear you.

Oliver looked surprised.

OLIVER:

I hear myself.

FIZZAROLLI:

You can?

OLIVER (Happily):

I can hear you, too, Fizzarolli!

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, what happened?

Dante looked at his Angel Tear necklace.

DANTE:

The necklace my mum gave me. It must've given me healing powers.

Fizzarolli looked happy.

FIZZAROLLI:

It's a miracle!

Oliver hugged Dante.

OLIVER:

Thanks, Dante. Now, I can tell Fizzarolli what I really want in my life.

DANTE:

So, you don't wanna be a clown?

OLIVER:

No. I still wanna be one. It's something else.

Fizzarolli smiled at Oliver.

FIZZAROLLI:

Well, you can tell me after the show. Now let's all go to my dressing room.

After Dante, Fizzarolli and Oliver entered the building, a mysterious person appeared from the shadows, who smiled evilly. It was Dante's double with glowing green eyes, then he wore sunglasses to cover them. In the dressing room, Fizzarolli was putting some make-up on, while Dante and Oliver were waiting.

DANTE:

So, who is Mammon's new clown, anyway?

FIZZAROLLI:

The Glam Sisters. They won the pageant after I've quit. But I don't care about that anymore.

DANTE:

Oh, I know about Glitz and Glam. They always wanted my body. They're hot, but not my type.

OLIVER:

Fizzarolli, are you still gonna play as the Joker's son?

FIZZAROLLI:

Of course, I am. The script has a few changes, but my character will still be there. But the new season of Batman will be a tribute to Sparda's human persona. Dante, can I talk to you, privately?

DANTE:

Sure.

Dante turned to Oliver, and he lend him his smartphone.

DANTE:

Here, kid. You can watch Batman & Robin on my phone.

OLIVER:

But I already seen it.

DANTE:

But this time, you can watch it again without subtitles.

Oliver looked happy.

OLIVER:

Oh, yeah! Thanks, Dante.

Dante walked up to Fizzarolli, while Oliver was watching Batman & Robin T.V series on Dante's smartphone.

DANTE:

What is it, Fizz?

Fizzarolli whispered to Dante.

FIZZAROLLI (Whispering):

There's one thing I've forgot to tell you about Oliver. He's an orphan.

DANTE:

An orphan?

FIZZAROLLI:

Yes. So, after the show, I'm gonna adopt him. Ozzie will love that. He always wanted to a daddy.

DANTE:

I thought he was your big daddy.

FIZZAROLLI:

I only called him that, because I love his big muscles and his huge cock.

DANTE:

All right, I get the picture.

FIZZAROLLI:

My point is, Ozzie and I wanted to start family, and Ollie over there will be the perfect son for us.

Dante and Fizzarolli smiled when they looked at Oliver.

DANTE:

I get it. Family is more important to you and Ozzie. I believe you two will be perfect parents. And you do sound like a frog.

FIZZAROLLI:

Ribbit.

Dante and Fizzarolli laughed, until the stage manager came to the dressing room.

STAGE MANAGER:

Fizzarolli, you're on at two minutes!

When the stage manager left, Fizzarolli turned to Dante.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, would you perform before me?

DANTE:

Sure. I love singing and dancing.

FIZZAROLLI:

Great! But before I introduce you to my fans, do you have a name for your imp disguise?

Dante was thinking, then he had an idea.

DANTE:

Got it! Prince Partyman!

FIZZAROLLI:

Why?

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

Oh, you'll see.

In the restaurant, all the demons were at their tables applauding, as Fizzarolli appeared on stage.

FIZZAROLLI:

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome the Ozzie's: Lust ring's number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. I'm Fizzarolli, your number one host. Most of you may remember that I quit working for Mammon two years ago, but I'm still the motherfucking number one clown, baby!

All the demons cheered for Fizzarolli.

FIZZAROLLI:

Thank you, thank you. But with an unfortunate delay, my boyfriend, Asmodeus is unable to perform today. He had some errands to take care of.

The demons moaned in disappointment.

FIZZAROLLI:

But before I start the show, I would like to announce that I will be playing as the Joker's son on the next Batman series at the Living world!

The demons cheered for Fizzarolli.

FIZZAROLLI:

Now, allow me to introduce the newest imp in town. He's my escort and my friend, Prince Partyman!

Dante appeared on stage, as the demons remained silence when they saw him in his imp disguise.

DANTE:

Tough crowd.

FIZZAROLLI (Whispering):

Give them all you got, Dante.

As Fizzarolli went to the backstage, Dante started his intro.

DANTE:

Gentlemen, and ladies, let's fuck our minds. Laurence!

The DJ played the music and Dante sang Partyman by Prince.

(Musical Sequence based on Partyman music video by Prince)

After the song ended, the demons cheered for Prince Partyman, and they don't know it's Dante. Fizzarolli came back on stage.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, that was amazing! They fuckin' love you! Even they don't know it's you.

DANTE:

Thanks, Fizz. It was nothing. I going to bathroom. I'll be right back.

FIZZAROLLI:

Okay.

As Dante left the main stage, Fizzarolli spoke to his fans.

FIZZAROLLI:

All right! Let's hear it for Prince Partyman. And now, I will sing my latest number.

At the bar, Wally Wackford and Verosika Mayday saw Dante heading to the bathroom.

WALLY WACKFORD:

I never seen that imp before. He looks like Blitzo, but handsome.

Verosika Mayday smiled.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Yes, he does.

In the bathroom, Dante was washing his hands in the sink and looking his reflection at the mirror.

DANTE (To himself):

My double's gotta be somewhere. If he's wearing a red jacket, he'll be easy to find.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

I think you look hot in purple.

Dante turned right and saw Verosika Mayday.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

And that's a nice imp disguise you've got on... Dante.

Dante didn't look happy.

DANTE:

How'd you know it was me, Verosika?

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

You're wearing the Asmodean crystal, and you smell like strawberries.

DANTE:

Well, Fizzarolli's waiting for me. I gotta go.

Verosika Mayday stopped Dante from leaving the bathroom.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Oh, he can wait, devil boy.

DANTE:

Only Loona calls me that.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

So? She's not here. It's just you and me. (Seductive): Your cock, and my pussy.

Verosika Mayday grabbed Dante's hands.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Mmm! Your hands are still warm.

Dante smiled because he had an idea to keep Verosika Mayday distracted.

DANTE:

And your tits look so cold. Let me warm them up for you.

Dante placed his hands on Verosika Mayday's boobs and massages them. Verosika Mayday moaned with pleasure.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY (Moaning):

Ohh! That's feels so fucking good!

DANTE (Seductive):

Why don't we go to our private room.

Dante took Verosika Mayday to the toilet. As she sat on the seat, Dante sat on top of her.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

You are so bad than Blitzo.

DANTE:

He's a fuckface.

Verosika Mayday laughed.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

I bet he looked pissed when you called him that.

DANTE:

He did.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Dante, I know your double is trying to frame you, and I know what he is planning to do.

DANTE:

You do? Tell me. I'm dying to know

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Fuck me, and I'll tell you.

DANTE:

Tell me, and I'll fuck you.

Verosika Mayday smiled.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Your double is already at Ozzie's right now. He's going to kill Fizzarolli if he doesn't see your dad.

DANTE:

I gotta stop him!

Verosika Mayday stopped Dante from leaving again.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Fuck me first. Please. (Seductive): I want you inside me.

DANTE (Seductive):

How about a sexy kiss before sex.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

Go ahead, devil boy.

Verosika Mayday perked her lips, while Dante slowly lean closer and kissed her, passionately.

VEROSKIA MAYDAY (Whispering):

Oh, yes! That's very sexy!

Verosika Mayday started to feel dizzy and sleepy. In her eyes, Dante looked so blurry.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY (Sleepily):

I feel funny. What have you done to me?

DANTE:

I hate to disappoint you.

Dante showed Verosika Mayday a potion that he took out of his pocket.

DANTE:

A kiss-sleeping potion. One sip from me and a kiss for you, you'll fall asleep for a long time.

Verosika Mayday looked angry, but sleepy.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY (Sleepily):

You fuckin' prick...

Verosika Mayday fell fast asleep, while Dante got off her.

DANTE:

Sorry, Verosika. I can't let you distract me from my work. And you know I'm a hellhound lover.

Dante left the sleepy Verosika Mayday and closed the toilet door in front of her. Back in the dressing room, Oliver was still watching Batman & Robin on Dante's smartphone.

OLIVER:

Yeah! Kick the Joker's ass, Batman!

Oliver heard some footsteps, then Dante's double appeared in the room. He looked around and no one was there, but luckily, Oliver hid in the shadows under the table before Dante's double came.

OLIVER (Whispering):

That must be Dante's double.

Fizzarolli went back to his dressing room feeling exhausted.

FIZZAROLLI:

Phew! My fans got me worked out. I need to smoke.

Fizzarolli spotted Dante, but he doesn't know it was his double.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante! I thought you went... Where's Oliver?

Fizzarolli walked up to Dante's double.

FIZZAROLLI:

You know that song from Batman was a great idea. It's not about lust, but my fans loved it.

Dante's double kneeled on one knee and started stroking Fizzarolli's face softly.

FIZZAROLLI:

What are you doing?

Fizzarolli started to blush, while Dante's double stroke Fizzarolli's cybernetic arms and hold his hands.

FIZZAROLLI:

This feels wrong. But if you don't tell Ozzie, I won't tell your hellhound.

DANTE'S DOUBLE (Mammon's Voice):

You think this is why I'm here for you, mate?

Fizzarolli looked confused.

FIZZAROLLI:

What?

Dante's double quickly pulled off Fizzarolli's cybernetic arms. Fizzarolli looked shocked.

FIZZAROLLI (Shouting):

Argh! What the fuck?!

Then Dante's double pulled off Fizzarolli's cybernetic legs and pinned him to the floor with his foot.

DANTE'S DOUBLE (Mammon's Voice):

You think you can quit on me after two years? Your fucking wrong, Fizz! I still need you for what I want.

Dante's double took his sunglasses off.

DANTE'S DOUBLE (Mammon's demonic Voice):

You're a bloody legend, mate!

Fizzarolli looked shocked because he realized that Dante's double is his ex-boss, Mammon.

FIZZAROLLI:

It can't be!

Oliver looked scared, so he quickly left the dressing room without being spotted. Back at the bathroom, Dante was washing his hands in the sink, until Oliver burst the door open.

OLIVER:

Dante!

DANTE:

Oliver, what are you doing here? You're supposed to wait in the dressing room.

Oliver was panicking, while catching his breath.

OLIVER:

I was watching Batman & Robin. Of course, I was watching it. Then I saw you... Your double was flirting with Fizzarolli! Then he pulled off his robot arms and legs! And he has green eyes and a weird accent.

DANTE:

Accent? Did he say, Mate?

OLIVER:

Yeah.

Dante looked amazed.

DANTE:

I think I know who it is.

Area: Asmodeus's Tower.

In the office, Stolas and Asmodeus were having a conversation while drinking tea.

ASMODEUS:

So, you helped William be himself, and his wife doesn't give a shit about him.

STOLAS:

When I first met him, I knew he was gay, and when we had sex, he told me I was his first best friend. That made me feel good because he reminds me of myself. He already knew I'm a demon because he saw me with Via, while me and Blitzy were looking for her. As for his wife, Annette. She only cares about herself, but she didn't do the half that Stella did to me.

ASMODEUS:

What's that?

STOLAS:

Hire an assassin to kill him.

ASMODEUS:

Ah, yes. That almost happen to you. So, what about their daughter?

STOLAS:

Ashley? She was traumatized after she saw her aunt killed herself. Willie didn't know what to do, but I helped her get through it. She reminds me of Via.

ASMODEUS:

I understand that, Stolas. But let's get back to the sex part.

STOLAS:

Okay. Willie loves being kinky, so, I blindfolded him and strapped him to his bed. Then he kept massaging my chest, suck my cock and kept biting me. The last bite felt like a prick.

Asmodeus looked confused.

ASMODEUS:

What? A prick?

STOLAS:

Yes. It happened while I was sleeping.

Asmodeus didn't look so happy.

ASMODEUS:

Stolas, I think he took some of your blood.

STOLAS:

What?

ASMODEUS:

When you told me that William is a scientist of D.H.O.R.K.S., I don't trust him after you brought him to, Hell.

STOLAS:

He committed many sins a long time ago. I had to bring him here, so he wouldn't be worried after he dies.

ASMODEUS:

I'm not worried about that! It's the Goetia blood! And in the Living World, it's very deadly.

STOLAS:

Like that virus in 2020?

ASMODEUS:

It's worse than that. It doesn't just kill humans; it will turn them into monsters like zombies, psychopaths and anything you've seen from horror movies. It your blood gets out, every sinner won't get use of Hell, and we can't let that happen.

Stolas looked frightened.

STOLAS:

But Willie would never use me for my blood. I know him. He never likes working with those humans.

ASMODEUS:

Then you better call him before anything bad happens.

Stolas sighed.

STOLAS:

You're right. I call him right now.

When Stolas was about to call William on his smartphone, until his phone was ringing with a notification of a new message from a new contact called "M".

STOLAS:

Oh. I got a message from M.

ASMODEUS:

M?

Stolas opened the notification, causing the phone to float over the table and projected a widescreen of the message. It was Dante's double, who is really Mammon in disguise holding Fizzarolli hostage while pointing a gun on his head. Stolas looked shocked.

STOLAS:

Holy shit! My nephew's holding Fizzarolli hostage!

ASMODEUS:

That's not your nephew. I know those green eyes anywhere. That's Mammon!

MAMMON (On screen):

So, I finally have everyone's attention. I'm only here for some unfinish business with the Legendary Dark Knight. Either you bring him to me, or the King of Lust will be looking for a host of his club.

Area: Ozzie's

Back at the bathroom, Dante and Oliver was finished watching Mammon's video message on Dante's smartphone.

DANTE:

You were right, kid.

OLIVER:

You gotta save him!

DANTE:

You're damn right I'm gonna save him. Let me just call my butler.

Dante dialled his phone and Daniel appeared on the screen.

DANTE:

Daniel, it's Dante. I've disguise myself as an imp.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

I know, sir. I see you're wearing the Asmodean crystal.

DANTE:

Oh, right. Anyway, I'm at Ozzie's. My double is here. He's taking Fizzarolli.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

Oh dear! Did you find who it is?

DANTE:

One of the Deadly Sins. Mammon.

Daniel looked surprised.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

The Sin of Greed? Good Lord, I remember your father was about to work with that clown.

DANTE:

And I'm glad he didn't. Mammon is wearing a different copy of the Asmodean crystal. He's in the form of me and he killed so many imps at the Warth and the Sloth Ring.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

Why would he do such a thing?

DANTE:

It's about my dad. And I'm about to find out why.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

Don't do anything you might regret, sir.

Dante hung up his phone.

DANTE:

Come on, Oliver. Let's go.

OLIVER:

Wait, Dante. I need to tell you something.

DANTE:

What?

OLIVER:

I wanted Fizzarolli to adopt me because I wanted him and Asmodeus to be my daddies. I've been an orphan for too long and I love them very much. I'm hope they feel the same way with me.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

I believe they do. Let's go save your dad.

Dante and Oliver left the bathroom and saw Mammon holding Fizzarolli hostage on the stage. Mammon was inpatient.

MAMMON:

Still waiting? Where is that cunt? Maybe this will make you talk.

Mammon took off Fizzarolli's jester hat.

MAMMON:

See that? He's an imp with no arms, no legs and no horns!

The demon didn't look scared, while Mammon looked confused.

MAMMON:

What? Why aren't you all scared?

FIZZAROLLI:

Because they knew about my accident!

Mammon looked angry.

MAMMON:

Shut the fuck up, or I'll give you another one filled with lead!

Oliver looked scared.

OLIVER (Whispering):

He's gonna kill him!

DANTE (Whispering):

Not on my watch. Oliver, go hide!

OLIVER (Whispering):

Okay.

While Oliver went to hid under the table, Dante walked up on stage.

DANTE:

Let him go!

MAMMON:

Ah, you must be Fizzie's escort. I have a job for you, mate. Bring me Sparda, or I'll kill Fizzarolli.

DANTE:

Why Sparda? What's he ever done to you?

MAMMON:

I was offering him to work with me and I was about to give him everything, until he fucked it up.

DANTE:

I heard he found out that you've been abusing everyone, including Fizzarolli. I'm sorry he refused. But as the King of Sin, you should know better.

MAMMON:

That cunt refused to be my perfect clown!

Dante looked suspicious at Mammon.

DANTE:

You didn't hire Fizzarolli because of his talents, it was planned. You were using him to get back on Sparda.

MAMMON:

I only wanna make that bastard pay. That Dark Knight gets to be a hero and he also got the part at Batman. I know he's only in Heaven hiding from me like a little bitch.

Mammon turned the safety off from his gun.

MAMMON:

Now, bring me Sparda, or I will kill Fizzarolli and all his beloved fans.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

You want him?

Dante took his Asmodean crystal of his wrist and changed back into human form. The demons gasped when they saw the real Dante.

DANTE:

You had to kill me first, Mammon.

Mammon looked scared.

MAMMON:

Dante! That's impossible! I should've known.

Dante was talking in his mind.

DANTE (Thoughts):

He's getting edgy. When he turns the gun on me, I'll have a split-second to disarm him. Too early, he will kill Fizz. Too late, he'll take a shot-off. But I have a little surprise for him.

MAMMON:

I'll kill him! I'll do it, mate!

Mammon pushed Fizzarolli to the floor, pointed his gun and Dante and shot him the head. Dante fell to the floor and Mammon looked happy.

MAMMON (Happily):

I did it! I fuckin' did it!

Fizzarolli laughed at Mammon.

FIZZAROLLI (Laughing):

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You fuckin' idiot! You can't kill with just a gun.

MAMMON:

Not without these babies!

Mammon showed Fizzarolli a silver bullet. Fizzarolli, Oliver and the rest of the demons gasped in shock.

FIZZAROLLI:

A holy bullet?!

MAMMON:

Also known as silver bullet! Kills every demon.

Fizzarolli looked angry.

FIZZAROLLI:

You bastard! You fuckin' bastard!

MAMMON:

Now that the Son of Sparda is dead, you have no choice but to work for me again.

When Fizzarolli saw Dante slowly got up behind Mammon, he smiled.

FIZZAROLLI:

Fuck you, Mammon! That's never gonna happen, and I'll watch your back if I were you.

Mammon looked confused.

MAMMON:

What's that supposed to mean?

Mammon turned around and looked surprised when he saw Dante and his headwound was completely healed.

MAMMON:

What the hell? I killed you!

Dante showed Mammon a yellow orb that looks like a pill.

DANTE:

I take a yellow orb once a day, you bastard!

Mammon was about to put the silver bullet in his gun, until Dante shoots it off from Mammon's hand with his automatic pistols. Fizzarolli spoke with an Australian accent.

FIZZAROLLI (Australian Accent):

Looks like you're outta bullets, mate.

DANTE:

Ready to kiss some clown-ass?

FIZZAROLLI:

But he destroyed my arms and legs.

DANTE:

Don't worry. I'm taking care of that.

While Dante was using his smartphone, Fizzarolli levitated into midair, then a new pair of cybernetic arms and legs magically appeared and attached into Fizzarolli. Oliver and the demons looked amazed and Fizzarolli looked happy with his new cybernetic arms and legs.

FIZZAROLLI:

Wow! I can feel and walk again. And look (Seductive): sexy. (Normal Voice): How'd you do that?

DANTE:

I text Lady Luck and she granted my wish to restore and renew your arms and legs. But they're only cybernetic ones. Not real ones.

FIZZAROLLI:

That's okay. I'm used to them. I can't wait to stroke my Ozzie's cock with these babies!

Mammon looked angry.

MAMMON (Angrily):

Enough! If I can't kill you, Dante, I'll make you suffer like I did to Fizz!

DANTE:

You can suffer any demon you hate, but not my friends and family!

Dante lifted his right hand up, then his sword, the Rebellon broke through the celling window and Dante caught it. Fizzarolli picked up his jester hat and put it on his head.

DANTE:

Showtime!

FIZZAROLLI:

Let's fuck this clown!

The male demon at his seat with his wife looked confused when he saw two Dantes.

MALE DEMON #1:

Which one's the real Dante?

FEMALE DEMON #1:

The one with purple hair, you fuckin' dick! (Seductive): I love purple!

Mammon took out his sword that looks like Dante's from his back.

MAMMON:

You think you can stop me? (Demonic Voice): Well, bring it on, mate!

Mammon charged at Dante and they both slashes their swords together lots of times. Fizzarolli stretched his cybernetic arms around Mammon and punched him in the face, stomach and crotch so many times.

MAMMON:

Oh! Ow! Fuck! Shit! Bitch! Ouch! My balls

FIZZAROLLI (Happily):

Holy shit! I'm much more flexible than usual! Hit him from behind, Dante!

DANTE:

You got it, Fizz!

Dante shoots Mammon from the back with his automatic pistols rapidly. Fizzarolli stepped Mammon with his cybernetic arms, then Dante ran up to Mammon and cut off his hand that has the fake Asmodean crystal. Mammon changed back into his normal form and was screaming in pain.

MAMMON (Screaming):

AAARRRHGGGHHH! You bastard! That's my wanking hand!

DANTE:

Oh, come on. You only got three more left.

The demons looked shocked.

MALE DEMON #2:

Mammon?!

FEMALE DEMON #2:

He killed the imps?!

MALE DEMON #4:

And framed Dante?!

FEMALE DEMON #5:

I knew he was innocent all along!

The demons booed at Mammon who looked nervous.

MAMMON (Nervously):

Wait! You don't understand! I had to... He was... His dad... He...

Mundus appeared behind Mammon as the three eyes form.

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

Mammon!

Mammon turned around and looked scared when he saw Mundus.

MAMMON:

Mundus!

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

Your plan to frame Dante has failed. Return to the Demon World.

MAMMON:

But Master...

Fizzarolli looked shocked.

FIZZAROLLI:

Master? Mammon, you're working for Mundus? Is that why you made me feel like shit?!

The demons took out their smartphones and posting videos of Mammon and Mundus to 666 News and Sinstagram. Mammon's smartphone was beeping in his pocket. He took it out and look surprised when he looked at lots of bad comments.

MAMMON:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Mammon read the comments.

MAMMON (Reading):

Disgrace to Hell? King of shit? Greed means nothing to us?!

DANTE:

And it also said that you are removed from Sinstagram and you are stripped from your powers.

MAMMON:

WHAT?!

All of Mammon's power were removed from his body and disappeared.

FIZZAROLLI:

Looks like you're not the Sin of Greed anymore.

Mammon looked furious.

MAMMON (Furiously):

You cunt! You all cunts! I surrounded by cunts!

DANTE (Shouting):

Watch your fucking language! (Calm Voice): They are ladies in the club.

Mammon picked up his severed hand.

MAMMON:

You will pay for this, Son of Sparda. Someday, I'll get my power back! And as for you, Fizz. Mark my words, I will destroy everything you love, mate! And you... will... die!

Fizzarolli looked scared when he watched Mammon disappeared with Mundus. Fizzarolli was shaking in fear, until Dante calmed him down.

DANTE:

It's all right, Fizz. I won't let anything happen to you.

FIZZAROLLI:

I can't believe Mammon was working for Mundus the entire time. I loved him, until I quit.

DANTE:

It's not your fault, Fizz.

OLIVER:

Fizzarolli! Fizzarolli!

Dante and Fizzarolli saw Oliver running towards them.

FIZZAROLLI:

Oliver!

Fizzarolli grabbed Oliver and hugged him.

FIZZAROLLI:

Are you okay?

OLIVER:

I'm fine. I saw you fighting with Dante. And you've punched Mammon right in the balls lots of times! It was cool!

Fizzarolli chuckled.

FIZZAROLLI:

I know it is.

OLIVER:

Fizzarolli, I need to ask you something.

FIZZAROLLI:

What is it?

OLIVER:

I... I... I like you and Ozzie to be my parents, PWEEEEASE?

Oliver pulled puppy eyes on Fizzarolli who smiled at him.

FIZZAROLLI:

I can't say no to a face that cute.

OLIVER:

I learned it from you.

FIZZAROLLI:

Of course, I'll adopt you. Ozzie will love that.

OLIVER:

Daddy!

The demons saw Fizzarolli and Oliver hugging each other, and they found it very touching.

ALL THE DEMONS (Unison):

Awwwwww!

Wally Wackford was crying.

WALLY WACKFORD (Crying):

This is fucking beautiful. I wonder what happen to Verosika.

Dante walked up to Fizzarolli and Oliver and saw them as himself and his dad from his past. Dante was back to reality when Fizzarolli spoke to him.

FIZZAROLLI:

Dante, could we stop at the burger shop on the away home?

DANTE:

Burger shop? What about something you've been craving for?

FIZZAROLLI:

Burgers is what I'm craving for!

Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

It is?

FIZZAROLLI:

Yeah. You didn't really think I was talking about your cock, did you?

Dante looked embarrassed.

DANTE:

No! Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking.

OLIVER:

I love burgers!

Fizzarolli and Oliver were chanting.

FIZZAROLLI, OLIVER (Chanting):

Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

Okay, okay. I'll drive you to the burger shop first.

OLIVER (Happily):

Yaaayyy!

All the demons cheered for Dante, who was leaving Ozzie's with Fizzarolli and Oliver.

ALL THE DEMONS (Chanting):

Dante! Dante! Dante! Dante! Dante!

Area: Asmodeus's Tower.

In the office, Asmodeus was watching the 666 News on his smartphone.

NEWSCASTER:

It turns out Dante, the Son of Sparda and the current owner of Devil May Cry is innocent, from the beginning. This just in, that Mammon is responsible for killing imps at the Warth and Sloth ring while disguising himself as Dante. Satan stripped off Mammon's powers, and he is no longer the Sin of Greed. Mammon has been working for Mundus during the two-thousand-year war. This is 666 News leaving you with one more question, who will take Mammon's place as the next Sin of Greed. And now, a new Hazbin Hotel commercial.

Asmodeus turned off the news on his smartphone. He looked happy, and so was Stolas.

STOLAS:

I'm so glad my nephew cleared his name.

ASMODEUS:

And I'm happy that Mammon is out of fuckin' business!

Stolas was looking at his smartphone.

STOLAS:

Oh, my God!

ASMODEUS:

What is it?

STOLAS:

Asmodeus, it said everyone in Hell wants Fizzarolli to be the next Sin of Greed.

Asmodeus looked surprised.

ASMODEUS:

What? Why?

STOLAS:

I don't know, but without greed, Hell will be ruined, and Satan already made his decision.

ASMODEUS:

I see. It is a huge responsibility. I gotta tell Fizz, but I don't know what he's going to say. Useless he found out already.

Fizzarolli opened the door and went in the office.

FIZZAROLLI:

Ozzie, I'm hooommmeeee!

Asmodeus looked happy when he saw Fizzarolli.

ASMODEUS:

Froggie!

Asmodeus scooped Fizzarolli up as they twirled around for a moment, before they kissed each other on the lips.

FIZZAROLLI:

Guess what? I have a huge surprise for you.

ASMODEUS:

Really? How huge?

FIZZAROLLI:

Remember you told me how much you love little Oliver?

ASMODEUS:

Oh, yes. His cute little face reminds me of you.

Asmodeus paused for a second.

ASMODEUS:

Wait. You didn't.

FIZZAROLLI:

Oh, I did. Oliver! Come in and say hello to your big daddy.

Oliver entered the office along with Dante.

OLIVER:

Hi, Daddy Ozzie.

Asmodeus squealed with happiness.

ASMODEUS (Squealing):

Ah! He's so cute!

FIZZAROLLI:

I adopted him after we went to burger shop.

Asmodeus put Fizzarolli down and hugged Oliver.

ASMODEUS:

Welcome to the family, son.

OLIVER:

Thanks, Daddy Ozzie.

ASMODEUS:

Wait. You can hear me?

OLIVER:

Yeah. Dante restored my hearing with his angel powers.

ASMODEUS:

I am so glad that he did. Cause I'm not very good doing sign language.

Asmodeus walked up to Dante.

ASMODEUS:

Thank you, Dante.

DANTE:

It was nothing.

ASMODEUS:

There's no need to be modest. You saved Froggie's life like your dad saved mine! You have a heart of angel and a spirit of a demon. That's why I adore your bravery, your wisdom, your style. And you're very popular with the hellhounds! Also, you are waaaaay better hunter than any demon, (Seductive): and your cock taste like strawberries.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

You know, my mum used to say that to me when I was a baby. Except the cock part. And she used to call me, angel face.

ASMODEUS:

And I agree with her, angel face.

Asmodeus kissed Dante on the lips. Then Dante turned to Oliver.

DANTE:

You better cover your eyes, kid. Your big daddy is gonna his mouth full.

Dante was about to undo his trousers, until Asmodeus stopped him.

ASMODEUS:

On second thought, I let your hellhound do that. She needs it more than I do.

Dante felted relieved.

DANTE:

Oh, thank God.

Fizzarolli looked sad.

FIZZAROLLI:

Ozz, I found out Mammon is working for Mundus. You knew, didn't you?

ASMODEUS:

Yes. That's why I was worried about you. And there's something I need to tell you.

FIZZAROLLI:

I know. Everyone wants me to be the next Sin of Greed. But I don't want that.

ASMODEUS:

Fizz. Satan already made his decision, and without greed, Hell will be...

FIZZAROLLI:

I know! It'll be ruined. Look, Ozz, it's just I don't want to be like Mammon. What if I become selfish and manipulative. I just don't want to abuse you and our son, like he did to me. I'm... afraid I will change.

Asmodeus and Oliver looked sad, while Dante walked up to Fizzarolli.

DANTE:

Fizz, being the Sin of Greed is a huge responsibility and that's an offer you can't refuse. But that doesn't mean you have to be like Mammon. You just need to be who you are. Yourself.

FIZZAROLLI:

Really?

Dante nodded his head.

DANTE:

Everyone needs greed in the lives, but not too much because that's what makes them corrupted. Corruption is what makes humans and demons stop being themselves completely. So, when you have that power of greed, you need to resist a lot of things that corrupts you.

Fizzarolli placed his hand on Dante's face.

FIZZAROLLI:

There're some things I cannot resist, Dante.

Fizzarolli kissed Dante on the lips for a few seconds, until Dante pushed him back gently.

DANTE:

And some things you'll have to.

Dante was heading to the door.

FIZZAROLLI:

You will help me, right?

DANTE:

Ozzie will. But you can call me whenever you need me. Come on, Uncle. Let's go home.

Stolas got up from his chair and he and Dante left the office.

OLIVER:

Dante was very helpful.

FIZZAROLLI:

Yeah. Spoken like a true Batman.

Fizzarolli smiled.

Location: Pride Ring.

Area: Paradise (Dante's Summer House)

Dante parked his car next to his house and turned to Stolas.

DANTE:

So, are you gonna tell me about William Mayberry?

Stolas looked sad.

STOLAS:

No. Asmodeus and were talking about him and... I'm still not ready.

DANTE:

You're still thinking about Blitzo, aren't you?

STOLAS:

Of course, I do. Every time I see the full moon, it reminds me of them. I gave him the Asmodean crystal, while you and your dad were in the Living World. So, he wouldn't need me anymore.

DANTE:

But you and Blitzo got back together after that.

STOLAS:

Yes. Before he...

DANTE:

Uncle, you don't have to keep telling me that. We both knew he broke up with you because he hates my family.

Dante sighed.

DANTE:

I know you had a sad day. Why don't you get some rest, and we'll have a talk about William tomorrow.

Stolas looked happy.

STOLAS:

That's a good idea.

DANTE:

Let's get inside.

Dante and Stolas got out of the car, closed the doors behind them and went to the front door.

DANTE:

At least you got to meet Angel Dust and he gave you, his number.

STOLAS:

Yes. I'll give a call soon.

As they reach to the front door, Daniel opened it from the inside.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

Master Dante. Miss Loona is in the living room playing Devil May Cry 5. She was waiting for you for hours.

DANTE:

Thanks, Daniel.

Stolas yawned.

STOLAS:

I'm going to bed. Good night, Nephew.

DANTE:

Good night, Uncle.

After Stolas went upstairs to his bedroom, Daniel turned to Dante.

DANIEL DOLLARBILL:

I'll leave you two alone, while I go fix some tea.

After Daniel went to the kitchen, Dante went to couch and sat next to Loona.

DANTE:

Hey, Loony.

LOONA:

Oh, hey, Dante. I've finished the main game, and now I'm playing as Vergil. I can't believe I miss that. I've waiting for you for hours.

DANTE:

I know. Daniel told me.

Dante looked at Loona's face. She was wearing red lipstick and darker eyelids.

DANTE:

Are you wearing make up?

LOONA:

Do you like it? I went to Stylish Occult.

DANTE:

You look hot. And I love your red lipstick.

LOONA (Seductive):

Wait till you taste it!

Loona kissed Dante on the lips. Then Dante licked his own lips.

DANTE:

It's strawberry flavour.

LOONA:

I know. Luckily, I bought the last one.

DANTE:

Loony, I want to show you what Asmodeus gave me.

Dante took out his vibrator from his coat pocket and showed it to Loona.

LOONA:

A vibrator.

DANTE:

It's a brand new one. He called it, Strawberry Sunbrator. It my birthday present from him.

Loona took a sniff of the vibrator.

LOONA:

Mmm! Smells like strawberry sundae.

DANTE:

That's because it is. Oh, this is for you.

Dante took out a pack of cigars from his trouser pocket and show it to Loona who didn't look happy.

LOONA:

I don't like cigars.

DANTE:

I know. Asmodeus wants me to give it you, in case you need them.

Loona sighed.

LOONA:

All right. I'll save them for emergencies.

Loona took the pack of cigars from Dante and put them in her skirt pocket.

DANTE:

Did you see the news today?

LOONA:

Yeah. I knew you were innocent. I can't believe that fucking clown, Mammon was trying to frame you and he was working for Mundus. At least he's not the Sin of Greed anymore.

DANTE:

That's right. Fizzarolli will be the next Sin of Greed. He was afraid at first, but I encourage him to be himself.

LOONA:

Well, my dad saw you on the news.

DANTE:

Was he happy?

LOONA:

No, he's still being an asshole. He kept yelling, (In Blitzo's Voice): I can't believe that half-breed, hellhound dick didn't get arrested! (Normal Voice): I was fucking pissed off, I had to get away from him. Luckily, he didn't see me in my make up.

DANTE:

At least you can find peace with me.

Loona leaned closer to Dante.

LOONA:

Dante, why don't we go upstairs, so you can stick your birthday present in me.

Dante looked excited.

DANTE:

Okay.

LOONA:

But first, I want you to put a cake on my ass and eat it.

DANTE:

I don't have any cake. But I do have a strawberry sundae in the fridge.

LOONA:

That's okay. My ass is getting hot by sitting on the couch for too long.

DANTE:

I'll just go get it.

Dante got up from the couch and went to the kitchen, and when he opened the fridge, he couldn't find the strawberry sundae anywhere.

DANTE:

Tex?

Vortex went to the kitchen as well.

VORTEX:

Yeah, Dante?

DANTE:

I thought my strawberry sundae will be in the fridge after you've ordered it for me.

VORTEX:

That's strawberry sundae?

Vortex pointed at Barbie Wire who was upstairs eating Dante's strawberry sundae. Dante looked angry.

DANTE:

What? Hey, that was mine! What the hell do you think you're doing! This is my place! Let's get this straight! My place! Mine!

BARBIE WIRE:

Well, it was in the fridge, and I got hungry. I had sex with Lady several times, and it was...

DANTE:

I don't give a damn about that. I'm more concerned about my goddamn dessert.

BARBIE WIRE:

Why don't you just put whip cream on my niece's ass. Besides, it was the best sundae ever!

Barbie Wire giggled.

Location: Lust Ring

Area: Ozzie's

In the bathroom, Vergil found Verosika Mayday who was still sleeping on the toilet seat. He leaned closer to her and kissed her on the lips. Verosika Mayday woke up from her enchanted sleep and looked happy to see her boyfriend.

VERGIL:

Your evil prince is here.

VEROSIKA MAYDAY:

My Sparda.

Dante and Blitzo narrated the ending.

DANTE (Narrator):

It turns out Mammon is responsible for framing me. Now he's no longer the Sin of Greed. Satan passed the title to Fizzarolli, and he and Asmodeus became Oliver's parents. But I still want to know about the relationship between my uncle and William Mayberry. Until next mission: Stolas & Willie.

BLITZO (Narrator):

So, we're finally gonna see my boyfriend fucking a human.

DANTE (Narrator):

So, you're calling my uncle your boyfriend now?

BLITZO (Narrator):

Get outta my fuckin' head!

(End of Mission 10)