The Slap
Written By Sean Rudin
Requested by GylmarGeniusCat
Based on an episode of the Mexican series El Chavo Del Ocho
It was wonderful. All the blocks that formed a landscape that Lincoln walked through. He heard a grunt. A pig. Lincoln drew his sword and ran to the pig and stabbed it. It tipped sideways and two pieces of raw pork floated above the ground. Lincoln took the drop. But then, he was taken out of his beautiful Block-World. He heard a grunt. A pig. Lincoln drew his sword, ran to the pig and stabbed it. It tipped sideways and two pieces of raw pork floated above the ground. Lincoln took the drop. But he was torn from the digital world of Minecraft. Lola and Lana were arguing loudly again.
"Are you stupid? I can't drive around withthats rumbling engine! It doesn't vibrate anymore, it makes the car jump!" Lola yelled.
"You went off-roading recently! The car isn't made for that!" Lana yelled.
"That means you're doing a bad job!"
"Bad work?! Without me, the car would have had to be thrown away at the scrap yard at the steelworks long ago! I'm doing a good job!"
"Good job? This car looks different that it would like with good work!"
Lincoln shook his head and paused Minecraft.
"The twins again."
He stood up and went to the stairs.
"Sometimes I wonder if Lola is the actual twin or Lana."
He started walking upstairs.
"One thing is for sure. Lana is already more pleasant."
He reached the upper floor. Lola and Lana were standing next to the car Lola was driving around often. This time, it looked like it went trough a whole forest.
"What's going on here?" Linoln asked.
"None of your business!" Lola yelled.
Lola and Lana acted like Cats that wanted to shred each other apart. Lincoln went between them, and held Lana as well Lola on their wrists. Lola exploded like a Landmine.
"Dont touch me!" Lola yelled, and hit Lincoln with her fist on his chin.
Lincoln's grip came loose. He staggered and fell to the ground. He was lying there without being conscious. Lola got even more angry.
"Don't act so stupid!"
Lincoln didn't move.
"Hey, Lola…" Lana said.
"Lincoln! Stop it!"
He still was not moving. Lola's anger disappeared.
"Lincoln?"
She took his right arm and moved it around. Her skin turned white, and she felt something ice cold on her whole body.
"Lincoln!" Lola yelled in panic.
Lucy came out of a vent and went to them.
"What's going on here?" Lucy asked.
"Something is wrong with Lincoln." Lana said with tears in her eyes.
Lucy held her head near Lincoln's face. Then she held her hand at his neck and felt for a pulse. She turned to Lola, and held her bangs to the side, so one of her eyes was visible.
"He is dead." Lucy said coldly.
Lola almost passed out. She felt cold, hot, dizzy, deaf, and blind at the same time. She very quietly spoke out what went trough her head in this moment.
"I am accused of murder… convicted… shot… hanged… and then pictures of my body are taken and distributed all over the world."
"We have to hide the body." Lucy said.
Lola woke up from her state.
"But… Lincoln…"
"Do you want to get shot? We have to hide him."
"Lana, you stay with me."
Lana nodded and went to the side of Lucy.
"I'm thinking about what we should do with him. For now he'll go into the basement."
Lucy took Lincoln's body at his shoulders and carried him down into the basement. Lana walked to Lola at this moment.
"You are no longer my sister."
She walked devasted away in her room.
"I screwed up." Lola said frightened.
Lola ran in her room, took a pillow from her bad, and screamed in it. She went down on her knees, abd ow cried in the pillow.
"Im so sorry Lincoln. Im so sorry. I never wanted to hurt you. I never wanted that. And now I killed my only brother. I'm such a monster."
She cried on for hours. Only after hours, her tears got less.
"Im getting shot for that... I can't stay here. Tomorrow, I leave forever. I have to go another country. Russia, in the big ice forests. Or in Brazil. Nobody finds me in the middle of Sao Paulo."
She wiped the tears away.
"I won't leave before he is buried. I have to give him the last respect... and a last goodbye."
She started crying again. Lola didn't notice how much time passed, but in the Evening, her mother called her from downstairs.
"Lola!"
Her blood froze in her veins.
"Yes?" Lola asked scared.
"Dinner was half an hour ago! Don't you want to eat anything?"
"I'm not hungry."
"Okay. I'll keep the leftovers in the fridge for you!"
"Okay Mom."
Lola breathed a sigh of relief. But just because her mother didn't know what she had done didn't mean she wasn't out of trouble. She ran to her closet and put on a black sweater with black pants and tied her hair up. Then she went to the Mirror, and spoke to her reflection with a russian accent.
"Chello. My name is Loalla. I love Voadka and Kalashnikoav."
Lola looked at herself and shook her head.
"I am the devil. Oh… not even the devil would kill his brother."
She walked to the Room of Lisa and Lily, and took a Look at the Globe on Lisa's desk. Lisa wasn't around luckily, and Lily was sleeping in her crip. Lola pointed her finger on Michigan, and let it slide to new york. And she still had trouble reading the names of the countries.
"First i have to go to New York. There should be a ship that takes me to... F-f-france. France. Then i cross france, enter this dwarf country... Swi-switz-switzerland, after that i enter A-au-austria. Hung-hungary after that, U-uk-ukraine, and then I am in Russia."
Lola backed away from the Globe.
"Those are a million kilometers at least. I never see my family again."
She started sobbing. Lucy heard that from her room, and went to Lola.
"I bury him tomorrow at 6 am."
"I will be there."
"At least that."
Lucy left. Lola knew that she wasnt only saying goodbye to Lincoln, actually, goodbye to everyone she knew. She went back to her room and layd on her bed. Eventually, she fell asllep into an bad night. Lola woke up. Something opened the door. It was Lincoln. Ith pale skin and with no life in the eyes, walking to her. Lola's blood froze in her veins.
"A zombie!"
"I want to eat your brain!"
Lola let out a bloodcurdling scream. She jumped out of bed, ran through the darkness, and grabbed the baseball bat that belonged to Lana and ran towards Zombie-Lincoln. Lola hit Zombie-Lincoln several times, who slumped to the ground and groaned in pain. Lola ran screaming with the baseball bat out of her room. And Zombie Lincoln ran after her. She fled around the corridor and slid down the banister of the stairs. As she jumped on the ground, she heard Zombie Lincoln falling down the stairs. Lola ran to the door, and opened the front door a little bit, and ran outside. She heard Zombie-Lincoln groanng again in pain, and falling into a mud puddle. Lola turned around and ran towards Zombie Lincoln. She started hitting him again with the baseball bat.
"Ahh! Damn! Zombie!" Lola yelled while hitting Lincoln.
"Stop stop stop!" Lori, Leni and Luna yelled.
Lori grabbed Lola and held her while Luna took the baseball bat. All of the sisters, except Lily, were in the front yard in the middle of the night. Zombie Lincoln stood up and looked at Lola. But, he wasn't a zombie.
"You are alive?" Lola asked shocked.
"Yes he is. And we forgot to tell him that we had set up traps for Lola." Lori said, with her eyes going from left to right.
"Traps?"
"You forgot to say what?" Lincoln asked.
"What is going on here?" Lola said almost crying and with a scared voice.
"Lola, it's okay. We'll explain it to you." Lincoln said and hugged her.
"You were acting like a Dictator." Lori said.
"And we wanted to teach you a lesson." Luna said.
"And it had included these things: Something horrible we made up, so you learn something… what was it again, Lori?" Lana asked.
"So you learn not to treat us like dirt."
"But…"
"Lola. It was made up. A prank. A Lesson." Lincoln said.
Lola went silent. All the sisters went silent. Only Leni made a sound, that was like a silent giggling.
"What are you laughing?" Lincoln asked.
"The sound of you falling down the stairs on that soap slide was funny."
Lana started laughing.
"Or how he got hit by that water balloon above the front door."
"It's impressive." Lisa said.
"What's impressive?" Lynn junior asked.
"The amount of traps we set up changes the term we have to use for Lola's dodging. She didn't dodge a Bullet, she dodged a tactical Nuke."
The sisters laughed, except Leni.
"What's a tactical nuke?"
Lisa turned to her.
"its a weapon that bases on Nuclear fission of Uranium or Plutonium, that makes a big detonation."
Leni looked at Lisa. She understood nothing.
"A big bomb that makes big boom."
The sisters kept laughing until a widow in the neighbor house was opened. Mr. Grousse yelled out of the window.
"Can't we just give it some rest!? We're not all nocturnal here!"
"I'll show you what's nocturnal, buddy!" Lori yelled back.
"We better go in." Lincoln said.
"Good. Lincoln, I'm so glad you…"
Lola couldn't finish her sentence. Something pulled her through the mud puddle and then she was hanging upside down from a tree. The sisters laughed. Lincoln put his hand over his mouth because he also had to laugh. Only Lola didn't laugh.
"Get me down. I'm full of branches and leaves and there's mud everywhere."
"Get her down there." Lincoln said.
Lori took out a Swiss Army knife and cut the rope that Lola was hanging from. Lola fell down, and got catched by Leni and Luna. The Loud Siblng went in the House, and the street went quiet again. Lincoln Brushed his teeth ten minutes later. He was tired, because this day needed especialy a lot of energy. He finished brushing his teeth, and went to his room. Lola catched up with him.
"Lincoln, can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Sure."
Lana ran to them.
"I can't sleep without Lola's snoring. Can I stay with you too?"
"I don't snore." Lola said upset.
"I don't know I have enough place Lana." Lincoln said.
Lana made the dog look with her eyes.
"Okay. Come with us."
Lincoln, Lola and Lana went to Lincolns room. Lincoln layed down, with Lola next to him. Lana layed down at the other side of the bed.
"I like it here." Lana said.
"You sleep tomorrow in your own room. Don't get stupid ideas." Lincoln said.
"Good night." Lana said.
"Good night." Lincoln answered.
"Good night. I will sleep wonderfully knowing I don't have to go to Russia." Lola said.
"What did you want in Russia?"
"Not important."
The three went to sleep after some time. The Next Morning, Lola was often around Lincoln. She was happy to know she didn't kill him. They played Terraria on Lincoln's Playstation. A game that makes the time rush. Lola went into the Corruption Biome and got a Musket with her little pixelated avatar, and went to Lincoln.
"Here. The musket you wanted."
"Thanks Lola."
Lincoln took the Musket with his Character and started sorting his inventory.
"Lincoln. I'm happy that you're alive. I ain't gonna hit you anymore. I promise."
Lola's Pixel Avatar starts Hitting Lincoln with a Sickle.
"Exception in a game."
Lincoln Chuckled and shook his head. Something went through his head. Even though Lola can be annoying and acting like a dictator, she is a wonderful sister. And she definitely deserved the Place of his Favorite Sister, which she shared with her other sisters.
END OF STORY