John Phoenix DOESN'T Saves His Uncle And Then DOESN'T He Has Incestuou

by LanceTakumi

John Phoenix must prove his innocents in a court of law! INCEST IS BAD AND JOHN PHOENIX WOULD NEVER DO IT EVER

"NOOOOOOOOO!" said Edgeworth. "John Phoenix just committed incest with his uncle! John Phoenix, you are not the hero I once thought you were. I must prosecute you."

IN COURT

"Court is in session," said the Judge. "John Phoenix, you are accused of committing incest, how do you plea?"

"Not guilty!" cried John Phoenix.

"Hold it!" said Edgeworth. He presented the story John Phoenix Saves His Uncle And Then He Has Incestuous Sex With Him. "This story says you did, though..."

"OBJECTION!" said John Phoenix. "Look closer. At the character tags!"

[Phoenix W./Nick, OC]

"What am I supposed to be seeing?" asked Edgeworth.

"Don't you see it?" asked John Phoenix. "The person the fic is shipping with Uncle Phoenix is OC, not me! Therefore, the real criminal is OC!"

OC was arrested for framing John Phoenix for incest, and John Phoenix was declared INNOCENT!

"I always knew you would never commit incest, John Phoenix!" said Guy Eldoon.

THE END