(Beerus' Temple: Outer Fields)
"So… did you take her home?" Goku asked with his arms crossed, Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"No I ripped out her heart and slapped a baby with it, OF COURSE I BROUGHT HER HOME KAKAR-" Vegeta froze once he noticed that Beerus, the god of destruction, was standing up with his expression showing signs of irritation.
"How da-" Suddenly, Beerus was cut off by a blue hand coming down hard onto his head.
"Alright, that is enough!" Whis yelled before he grabbed the cat's ear and looked up at the two Saiyans.
"Please continue on with your conversation and don't mind me, I just have business to attend to." And with that said, Whis dragged Beerus back to their temple, leaving Goku and Vegeta to their discussion but were stopped by a sudden rumble in Vegeta's pocket.
"Excuse me Kakarot." Vegeta said as he pulled out his phone, the same phone that Maka had given him. The Saiyan Prince opened up his text messages and was not the least bit surprised by the picture he saw, which was of Panty with her ass facing the camera and a seductive smile with a small message underneath.
"U can hav dis ass wheneva u want." The prince groaned at the message due to the fact that it gave him quite the erection while his rival looked on.
"Wow, that Panty sure wants your milk." Goku said, Vegeta's attention immediately shot towards him.
"Kakarot… what the hell did you just say?" Vegeta asked in disbelief.
"You know, that white stuff that comes out of your rod after a lot of sexual attention." said Goku with a slight hint of sheepishness.
"So you mean to tell me that you have had sex with your wife many times and yet you do not know what semen is?!" Goku nodded in response, leaving the prince dumbfounded for a few minutes.
"I'll just get on with the next woman before I kill someone." Vegeta said with a groan.
(This takes place two days after the session with Nyarlathotep and it takes place at some point during Shippuden.)
(Nondescript Forest)
"UGGH!" grunted Sasuke as he collided with a tree, he didn't stay attached for long however as he noticed a rapidly approaching blue energy ball that he quickly dodged, watching as the ball completely obliterated the object, leaving nothing but several shards of burnt bark.
"This guy is powerful…" Sasuke thought before noticing the prince flying straight at him with yellow aura glowing, "then again, he is also quite stupid." the Uchiha quickly avoided the attack with a well-timed dodge roll and began to make a few hand motions as soon as he got to his feet.
"Fire Style: FIREBALL JUTSU!" Sasuke then spat out a fireball that was rapidly approaching the prince and soon, all Sasuke saw was a huge explosion that was created by the ball of ember and once it dissipated, there was nothing but a large crater with no sign of Vegeta. Sasuke couldn't help but feel unease settling in as he continued to examine the crater.
"This battle is not over," Sasuke said to himself, silence lasted for a few minutes until the sudden sound of cracking bark alerted him a few moments too late as he felt the full force of Vegeta's knee going deep into his stomach.
"Now it is." Vegeta whispered before pulling his knee back, watching Sasuke drop to the ground, puking up blood as he lowered to his knees.
"Who the hell sent you?!" yelled Sasuke after wiping blood from his chin. Vegeta just laughed right as he powered down.
"That's none of your concern," Vegeta began while lifting up his hand, which had a faint blue light shining through his fingers. "time to say goodbye. BIG… BANG… ATTA-" Suddenly, a man with a black coat and orange mask had tackled the prince, causing the two to roll for a bit before ending with the strange man ending up on top of Vegeta in an awkward position. Vegeta's head felt like it was spinning while the man stared at him through the mask's single eye-hole.
"I'm sorry," The man began with a strange high-pitched voice. "my name is Tobi and I absolutely cannot allow you to kill my waifu!" Vegeta watched as the man got off of him and began to perform a series of strange movements that he assumed were meant to represent anger, but he was actually busy wondering about what the man just called his target.
"Umm… wha-" Tobi suddenly made a move and knocked Vegeta down to the ground with a kick.
"But enough about that," Suddenly, Tobi's eye appeared, showing a red iris with three dark dots and his voice became noticeably deeper and much more sinister. "Sasuke, leave this one, he is of no importance to us." Sasuke looked up at Tobi for a few moments, unsure about whether or not he should follow him. After what felt like three minutes, Sasuke stood up and disappeared from the scene along with Tobi, leaving Vegeta before he had any time to react.
"Damn!" Vegeta cursed as he slammed his fist on the ground. "That's the second time I lost this week, what the hell is wrong with me?!" Enraged with himself, Vegeta took off into the sky with his blue aura quickly trailing behind.
(Hidden Leaf Village)
"Oh man, you're right Naruto, this ramen is good!" Goku exclaimed as he continued to shovel whole bowls of noodles into his mouth with every passing minute. Goku looked the same as ever except for one small difference and that was the bright halo hovering over his head. Thanks to the likes of King Yemma, Goku was given a chance to live again for at least a week as a reward for his selfless sacrifice.
"I told you didn't I?!" Naruto exclaimed back, doing the same actions as Goku. The two then halted their meal once they noticed Vegeta flying overhead with Goku being the first to say something.
"Hey Vegeta!" Goku said, causing several noodle strings and vegetable clumps to spill out of his mouth. The prince just ignored his rival and continued down his current direction.
"What's wrong with him?" Naruto asked as he wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Goku just shook his head.
"He is usually like that, you'll get used to it after awhile." Goku began while wiping his mouth. "Hey want to have a sparring match?" Naruto turned to him with an excited expression.
"YEAH!" The two immediately rushed down the dirt pathway, ready to test their strength against one another.
Meanwhile, at the Hokage Residence…
The room was quiet, far too quiet for Lady Tsunade, who sat at her desk patiently waiting for someone to return. She also wondered about the status of a certain Uchiha and how his friendship was with Naruto.
"Naruto can't find out about this," The hokage whispered to herself. "as much as I hate to admit it, Sasuke needs to be punished for his crimes, I do wish that we didn't have to kill him but it might be the only w-"
"Lady Tsunade?" The hokage nearly fell out of her seat when Shizune, who tried to hold back a giggle, broke the silence. Slightly embarrassed, Tsunade straightened herself up.
"Yes Shizune?" Shizune opened the door, revealing a disgruntled Vegeta walking through the entryway.
"You have someone who wants to se-"
"She knows, please leave us." Vegeta ordered with a growl, Shizune immediately rushed out of the room and shut the door. Slightly troubled by Vegeta's anger, the hokage leaned in close inquisitively.
"What's upsetting you Vegeta?" Tsunade asked.
"I lost him…" Vegeta mumbled.
"Who did you l-" Tsunade was immediately silenced by Vegeta roughly sliding his hand across the desk, knocking down every item that was set on it and planted his palms flat on the desk soon afterword.
"I LOST SASUKE!" Vegeta roared with a yellow aura pulsing around him. "I was so close to killing the little shit too, hell, I would've done so if it weren't for this one masked bastard showing up!"
"It isn't exactly your fault." Silence filled the room with Vegeta's expression going dark. After a few minutes, Tsunade kept watching Vegeta's movements, unsure of what he would do next.
"Don't… coddle me," Suddenly, Vegeta tossed the desk aside right after his Super Saiyan form kicked in and backed Tsunade up against a wall. "DON'T YOU FUCKING CODDLE ME! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH DAMAGE THIS DOES TO MY PRIDE!" Tsunade tried desperately to calm the prince down but to no avail as Vegeta's anger kept rising and rising. "You never told me he had an accomplice."
"We weren't aware of tha-" Vegeta silenced the hokage by gripping her throat and slamming her against the wall.
"NO EXCUSES!" Vegeta growled with his grip quickly tightening. "I am through with getting toyed with and I am through with failing!"
"Knowing my own strength, I could easily break free and take him out but I don't want his friend of his destroying the village." Tsunade's gaze locked on Vegeta's emerald eyes which seemed to have a hint of lust reflecting off of them. "The fact he even is this strong is quite a nice surprise…" The hokage felt the lower portion of her robes getting increasingly wet which irritated her greatly. "Damn my hormones."
"Lady Tsunade, I'm ready for my tra-" Vegeta immediately loosened his grip and turned around to see Sakura Haruno, Tsunade's pupil, and Shizune standing completely still with a hint of fright in their eyes. Frustrated with her urges, Tsunade quickly stood up straight and put her hands on her hips.
"I'm fine Sakura, don't worry." Tsunade then focused her gaze on her assistant. "That goes for you too Shizune."
"L-Lady Tsunade, what was going on in he-" Sakura was immediately silenced by the hokage setting the tip of her finger on her lips.
"It was just a discussion, there is no worry." Tsunade said with a smile, though her mind thought differently.
"Just a discussion?!" She thought, "Oh sure, because all discussions involve you being pushed up against a wall while your hormones acted up." Tsunade's expression changed for a brief second as an idea came into her head. "Maybe I can get some relief from both Sakura and Vegeta, I bet Haruno's pussy is just ripe with flav- what am I thinking?! Get your mind out of the gutter Tsunade, you're a hokage, you got a whole village to keep in line, keep these perverted fantasies out of your head." As soon as the door closed, Tsunade rushed to lock it, hoping to keep some semblance of her sanity intact but unfortunately once she turned her head, she caught a sight that was sending her hormones into overdrive.
Tsunade knew that Sakura had a figure ever since her very first lesson, but it was more painfully noticeable now especially with her outfit. The hokage's gaze was locked on the kunoichi's ass that was just barely being held back by her navy skirt and black shorts, which were clinging to her form in a similar manner to lovers in a liplock. Tsunade could feel her arousal pool into her panties at a much more vigorous rate.
"Umm… are you feeling alright Lady Tsunade?" Sakura's question broke Tsunade's train of thought immediately.
"I think I know what is going on now." Vegeta thought to himself as he watched the scene in front of him. "Tsunade is… struggling with primal urges." His mouth soon developed into a smirk as the truth hit him. "I can work with that." Vegeta and Tsunade both locked eyes and nodded, understanding their urges and what they were about to embark on.
"Sakura, Vegeta, I think that the two of you deserve a break from training so…" Tsunade gave a quick glance at Vegeta and winked. "how about we go to a bar and find a place to crash and relax." Sakura lightly grasped her chin, unsure of what to make of the hokage's sudden urge to kick back and relax. This lasted for a few minutes before she finally made her decision.
"Alright, I guess I could go for a break every now and then." Sakura said with a smile. Vegeta responded only with a nod which brought a smile to the hokage's face.
"Good, now let's get moving." The three immediately rushed out the door with Vegeta and Tsunade being the only ones that were aware of the real plan.
(Konoha Motel)
The trio burst through the door of their room, slightly tipsy from the drinks beforehand.
"That felt nice!" Sakura yelled after she fell back onto the bed. "Why didn't you do this earlier Lady Tsunade?" Amused by her pupil's excitement, Tsunade couldn't help but let out a small chuckle as she watched the normally serious kunoichi kick back.
"Needed to make sure that your skills were honed before I even considered it." Listening in on the two shinobi, Vegeta sat down on the edge of the bed just as Sakura rolled over on her belly, revealing her clothed ass, which nearly gave him a nosebleed. Noticing the prince ogling her in her peripheral vision, Sakura let a small smirk develop as she delivered a hard smack to her rear.
"Like what you see buddy?" Sakura teased which caused a large blush to develop on Vegeta's face.
"Erm… y-yes." Giggling for a brief moment at Vegeta's embarrassment/arousal, the pink-haired kunoichi got on all fours and crawled towards the prince with a hungry gleam in her eye.
"I don't know if it's the alcohol talking but I have to say, you arouse me." Vegeta watched as Sakura tossed her gloves to the side and removed her shirt, revealing a pair of C-cup sized breasts that were being concealed by her black bra. It was right at this moment that Vegeta decided to let his hormones take control.
"In that case…" Without warning, Vegeta pulled Sakura close into a crushing battle of tongues. Moaning softly, the kunoichi could feel her hands glide up the Saiyan's body, feeling every bit of rock-hard muscle that he had before then undoing the clasps of his armor which he shook off with relative ease. Without breaking the kiss, Vegeta pushed the kunoichi down onto the bed and gripped her ass lightly, which caused her to let out a moan. Tsunade felt her arousal pool again into her panties as she watched Vegeta fondle her student.
"Better undress quickly." Tsunade thought to herself with a smirk before then beginning to undo her robe.
Vegeta and Sakura continued to kiss for a few more seconds until the prince released her ass and delivered a hard smack to it.
"Oh yeah…" Sakura moaned to which Vegeta gave her a perverted look.
"You like that, well there was more where that came from." Vegeta crushed his mouth against Sakura's again and delivered three more smacks to her rear. Sakura moaned in ecstasy as she felt the Saiyan's strong palm deliver more and more smacks before then ripping her skirt and shorts off completely, exposing a pair of red panties to the cool air.
"I want to have a taste of you." Vegeta immediately rolled off of Sakura and laid flat on his back, his erection threatening to tear through the blue fabric as soon as he did so. Lustfully licking her lips, the kunoichi lowered her hand and gripped the erection, sending a shiver down the prince's spine before then proceeding to slide her hand up and down his clothed length.
"Damn…" Vegeta muttered as he watched Sakura jack him off through the fabric of his jumpsuit, only to be distracted by a completely nude Tsunade approaching from the right side opposite to Sakura. Without speaking, Tsunade gave a lustful look as she lightly pushed the kunoichi's hands away before then proceeding to dig her nails into the fabric, ripping it open to reveal Vegeta's prick. The hokage immediately kneeled down along with Sakura and the two proceeded to lick and nibble at the sides of Vegeta's cock.
The prince let out a soft moan as he set his hands on their heads, guiding them along his length for a few seconds before Tsunade then lowered her head down to Vegeta's balls and suckled them with Sakura continuing to glide her tongue along his shaft.
"You girls are doing just fine." Vegeta said softly as he massaged the back of their heads, coaxing them to continue. Sakura continued to glide her head along his shaft, only stopping occasionally to have her tongue circle the mushroom-shaped head. This continued on for a few more minutes until the kunoichi changed position, removing her panties in the process. Sakura moved her body up the bed until her crotch was at mouth-level with Vegeta, she kept it hovered over his face for a few moments before then lowering it, feeling his tongue enter her as she did so.
"Eat me out!" ordered Sakura right as Vegeta began to lick and nibble at her pussy. Feeling left out of the action, Tsunade wrapped her large breasts around Vegeta's shaft and began to perform paizuri, sliding her breasts up and down his length, licking and sucking at the head when it came into view.
"OH FMMMPPHH!" Vegeta growled, muffled only by Sakura's sex covering his mouth. Vegeta began to lap at Sakura's G-spot, which sent her into a frenzy.
"Oh fuck yes, don't stop!" Deciding to kick it up a notch, the prince began to deliver a couple hard smacks to Sakura's ass before then shoving his right middle finger into her puckered hole.
"Holy shit, I'm gonna…" The kunoichi couldn't finish her sentence and let out a earth-shattering scream, spilling out fluids into Vegeta's mouth as she did so. The Saiyan Prince promptly lapped it up and swallowed before then giving a hand signal for Tsunade to stop.
The hokage looked up at the slightly disheveled Sakura with a smile. "Well, looks like you got quite the ride." Sakura couldn't respond as her string of breathless pants became nearly impossible to break. Vegeta then lightly pushed Sakura off of her and got into the missionary position. He proceeded to rub the cockhead against her outer lips for a few seconds before finally thrusting in, causing Sakura to let out a cry of ecstasy. Seeing a chance to be pleasured, Tsunade moved up the bed and bent over so that her ass was facing Vegeta, who immediately began to lap at her pussy while Sakura proceeded to suck on and massage her breasts.
"Mmm…" Tsunade moaned as she felt the two get to work on her. The sex lasted for at least an hour with the pair switching between different positions every couple of minutes.
One: Vegeta pounded away at Tsunade's ass doggie style while Sakura lapped at her pussy.
Two: Tsunade and Sakura grinded both of their asses against Vegeta's shaft while he laid back and watched.
Three: Tsunade is on top, bouncing herself on Vegeta's shaft while he laps away at her breasts with Sakura licking at his balls.
Four: Vegeta has Sakura's ankles slung over his shoulders as he pounds away at her pussy while Tsunade masturbates.
Five: The two take turns deepthroating Vegeta's shaft while he pushes their heads down.
Final: Vegeta closes in on the kunoichi that are on their knees while furiously stroking his shaft, trying to bring himself to climax. Tsunade and Sakura open their mouths and proceed to lick their lips, waiting for their treat. After a few more seconds, Vegeta let out a cry.
"Uhhh… Oh fuck! AUUGGHH!" His load blew into their mouths and slightly covered their faces. Feeling satisfied, the two licked the mess off of their faces before proceeding to swallow it, revelling in the salty taste.
"That was amazing." said Tsunade as she got into the bed along with Sakura and Vegeta. "But I don't think it was adequate enough." Vegeta immediately shot the two of them a perverted grin.
"Want to experience more of the prince?" The pair immediately nodded before lowering their heads down under the blankets and towards Vegeta's quickly hardening shaft.
Author's Addendum:
This chapter was an interesting one for me. It was my first threesome which I knew I wanted to do at some point and of course it involves characters from Naruto, a franchise that I was a big fan of back then... despite most of my experience coming from watching a good chunk of the original anime ages ago and experiencing the Ultimate Ninja Storm games. I chose Tsunade because that's a serious no-brainer for the story and Sakura because hey, she's the main girl character and she has a connection to Tsunade being her pupil, I thought it made for a more fun dynamic than just doing them separately. Of course, it would've had more impact if I was actually playing off that dynamic but hey, it was an idea. I also played around with the idea of having mini-stories playing out in the background. So in the Panty chapter, you might recall I had Goku note that he had a run-in with the fallen angel and here, we have a scene where he's eating with Naruto. Aside from the basic idea of just Naruto and Goku being best buds? The idea was to kind of hint towards Goku having his own thing going on which if I so chose could've led to me spinning it off into a Goku harem. That idea just so you know did not pan out in part because a guy by the name of The Kitsune Saiyan mentioned he was inspired by my story to do a harem based on either Goku or Gohan. I worked with him on suggestions and even made a cover for him with my limited ability with the program paint dot net. The story is called Saiyan God's Girls in case you were wondering. That being said, that wasn't the first time Goku was supposed to show up. Originally, this whole chapter was going to be one where Vegeta and Goku went to see Maka who had called the former over since in that time she caught Soul cheating on her with Blair. Vegeta would... well be Vegeta and not be great at consoling her but eventually it would lead to a threesome where she got banged by Goku and Vegeta. The idea was to show I was willing to return to the well for certain characters if I had an interesting idea for it.
I ultimately decided against it when I realized very quickly that going back to a previously used character on only the fourth chapter would give the impression I was already running out of ideas and noted how this is supposed to be Vegeta's story, not Goku's. That being said, this chapter alone would make one wonder if in part I was trying to use the story to mock Vegeta because oh lord did I mess up his character portrayal here. Now I've mentioned before how I basically made Vegeta an asshole and this chapter really highlights just how big of one he was. Throughout this chapter, even with the argument that I was trying to write Vegeta as he was from Saiyan through Cell? There's a lot here that's exaggerated to the point of absurdity. In particular, there's Vegeta's continuous threats of murder which leads to one wondering how in the hell anyone finds him attractive. Now one could reasonably make the argument that because these stories are being told from Vegeta's perspective that maybe to a degree he's exaggerating with points that are supposed to make him sound tough or cool but that'd be odd considering what point in his development his character is at the time of him telling the stories.
Now for the sake of addressing a point that's bound to come up with this, let me be clear that my problems here are not with the idea of Vegeta being a "bad boy". After all, one of the reasons he's garnered such a large fanbase, especially when it comes to those who have a crush on the guy, is in part because the idea of the scarred lone wolf who's emotionally distant to most but vulnerable in the right circumstances has an appeal. The problem is with how I wrote Vegeta where not only do I not see how anyone could find him aside from base level of attraction but also the fact that this is making the fact that the events of Toriyama's story somehow managed to take place unchanged more and more implausible which I know, harem story but still. There's another problem that you might be able to see but personally, I'm gonna leave that to the next chapter reupload so until next time, please stay gold and take care of yourselves. Oh and also, happy holidays.