He usually didn't decorate, but Christmas was an exception, and so was his son's birthday.

This Christmas was very special, especially different. Whenever the Koopa King Bowser hosted a Christmas, it was usually with his minions. This year, it was with that tentacled weirdo of a leader known as Octavio, who called himself "DJ" for some reason. Then again, that didn't matter. Bowser respected Octavio... somewhat.

Bowser peered over his side of the tree after attaching a Nintendo ornament, glancing at the green-eyed octopus as he was in the process of his own decorations.

"How's your side of the tree, pal?" He asked.

Octavio glanced at the spiked Koopa. "Just as fine as your side." The Octarian replied, "This holiday's juicin'."

"I can see you're putting tentacles on there." Bowser growled, "Where's the variety? This is MY tree, I did not say you can put an abundance of tentacles on there, especially fake tentacles."

"Remix that, you record-wrecker." Octavio retorted "I can put whatever I want on the tree."

"Don't make me drop a beat on your festive spirit, you crazy record-mixing octopus!"

Someone coughed gruffly. Bowser and Octavio turned, seeing Ganondorf seated on the sofa. The Gerudo king gave them a nasty glare that said it all; 'Get along, you two. Don't make me come over there.'

"Er, its fine. You do you." The Koopa told the Octarian.

"A good beat." Octavio's eyes lit up as if he was smiling.

Ganondorf gave Bowser and Octavio a thumbs up and the two villains finished decorating the tree. A Goomba reported to Bowser that the wreaths were set up near his throne. Bowser laughed maniacally, knowing that he was going to be enjoying the evillest Christmas a villain could ever ask for.

"TESTING!" A voice blared from the great hall

Bowser, Octavio and Ganondorf left the room to see what was the fuss. King K. Rool was at a DJ booth, spinning some records, and he had a microphone in hand while headphones rested on his head. K. Rool turned on a record and a supervillain-themed track began playing with hints of jingle bells in it.

"You like the tunes?" The Kremling leader asked.

"And I don't get to play those tracks!?" Octavio cried.

"Ha!" Bowser chuckled, "So much for you being a 'DJ'."

"I AM A DJ!"

"Fighting again?!" Ganondorf protested.

"Yo, what's goin' on?!" K. Rool exclaimed.

Right before Bowser and DJ could be at each other's throats. Bowser Junior flew into the room in his own Koopa Car, hovering between the two villains.

"Daaaaaaad!" The young Koopa protested, "Please don't fight with the funny octopus guy. Christmas is a time of love, friendship, and compassion, not fighting and bickering! Why can't we get along, despite the differences...?"

Bowser looked at his son, then he smiled and hugged the little Koopa. "You're right, son. Your father and Octavio shouldn't be fighting." He said, "Its just... so much is happening."

"Got that right, fellow villain." Ganondorf nodded.

Just then, Ridley swooped into the room and King Dedede came running in, followed by Doctor Eggman and a few of DJ Octavio's Octoling soldiers, a pair of Koopas, and four Egg Pawns as well as Zant, Ghirahim, Vaati, and Andross, although the latter was a big floating head and wound up cracking part of the wall.

"We got the drinks." Dedede said firmly.

"And we took care of the rest of the decorations." Ghirahim said with a chuckle, "ALTHOUGH, THAT BIG FLOATING HEAD NEARLY KNOCKED THEM OVER!"

"Friends, friends. Christmas is a time for friendship, not fighting." Octavio told them, half-repeating what Bowser Junior had said. Bowser nodded and so did Junior, even K. Rool, who had paused the music, flashed a thumbs up.

"I can agree on that." Eggman commented, "Nicely said, Octavio."

Bowser and the other villains headed to the other room, where the decorations were in order, along with all of the drinks, including the secondary Christmas tree. CD-I Ganon was waiting, so was Tartar, Bowser's Lost Hex counterpart Zavok, Wolf O'Donnell, Sephiroth, Neo Cortex, Doctor Wily, Sigma, the troublesome jester Marx and the Phantom of the Bwahpera.

"Its about tiiiiiiiiiiime!" The Phantom sang, "Let us villains drink... at Christmastime!"

CD-I Ganon glanced at Ganondorf and held up a glass of wine. "It's time to dine!" He declared.

"How was your tree?" Zavok asked Bowser.

"Just as good as yours was, faker." Bowser replied to the Zeti with a grin.

"Are you calling me that because you dislike how identical I am to you?"

"Don't start fighting!" Octavio groaned.

"To Christmas!" Octavio said as he held up a glass.

"AND VILLAINOUS DAYS TO COME!" Bowser proclaimed heartedly.

"Here's to Christmas and villainous days to come!" The other villains agreed.

Bowser led the other villains in the festive mood, savoring their drinks and the Christmas spirit. While they were evil, it never hurt for them to rejoice the holidays. And, despite shaky relations, both villains were able to get along and enjoy themselves. Luckily for them, no heroes came to wreck their Christmas, especially not Mario or Sonic. And that was good.

The End

"They're having a party without me?!"

Wreck-It Ralph was baffled as he viewed the scene through his binoculars. First, the Nicelanders never invited him to their parties. And, now, he wasn't invited to Bowser's Christmas party alongside the other villains, which was absolutely humiliating to him. Ralph put down the binoculars, his face folded with displeasure.

"Yeah, I don't think so." The Niceland wrecker said, then he headed towards the front gates of Bowser's Castle, passing by Doctor Doom and the Shredder, who were both sitting around a burnt Christmas tree. And they weren't alone in being somewhat left out.

Niles was watching the party from afar, so was Francis #2007, and Vin Valentine the Killer Ink Leader, SMG3, EM64, Lawyer Kong, Boom Shadow, Sat AM Robotnik and Snively and SMG4 Waluigi. The latter was so furious, he powered up and morphed into his WaluRambo form. Some could say they weren't having a very happy Christmas...