This Barbie Wire sounded like a peculiar demon woman. What could someone like her possibly want with Lincoln? Barbie also looked very peculiar to Lincoln, for the boy could not get that out of his head. Alas he had never met Barbie until now. He swore he could have seen Barbie somewhere, but couldn't put his finger on it somehow. While he was daydreaming, he heard the sound of someone snapping her finger in front of his round face. "hello? Earth to human kid?" it was Barbie Wire. "Hate to pull you out of La-La Land, beautiful dreamer, but can you still help me with a job?"
"Sorry." Lincoln said. "You still look very familiar to me."
Letting out an annoyed sigh, and facepalming herself, Barbie looked at him with her eyes narrowed again, and said: "Believe me, Lincoln. You have never seen me before in my entire life, and i prefer to keep it that way." she moved her face in front of his own, pressing it against Lincoln's round him. Barbie's breath was... not very pleasant. It smelled like different kinds of drugs and some touch of alcohol and booze. "Are we clear, human?"
"Yep. Crystal clear." Lincoln looked nervous, and felt Barbie get back out of his face.
"Good."
"As long as i don't get to kill anyone, i'll be good."
"Relax, this isn't a hired gun kind of work, human." said Barbie. "All you have to do is really simple. I need you to create a distraction for one of my former bosses in the drug industry so that i can get into his office and i can take out all the drugs he owes me. Heroin, cocaine, oxycontin, and all that shit."
"But isn't that stuff bad for you?"
"Who are you, a life coach?" asked Barbie rudely. "Look, that stuff is terrible to you humans, but for us, it is like candy. Relaxing and soothing candy for our minds."
"Who the fuck are you?" asked another female voice. It was Luna, walking up to Barbie Wire with her arms crossed. "Are you picking on Lincoln?"
"Fuck no." Barbie crossed her arms in return. "i just need to borrow him, literal bitch."
"Who are you calling-" Loona growled, but paused when she slowly began recognizing this imp lady. "Wait... you're Blitzo' sister, aren't you?"
Looking startled, Barbie looked to each side, and lied by saying: "Pfft, Blitzo? Never heard of this Blitzo."
Loona was not buying it. "I wasn't born yesterday, bitch."
"Blitzo' sister?" Lincoln asked, looking quite shocked. "So that's why she looks familiar." He was starting to see the similarity between Blitzo and Barbie Wire, except Barbie was a female (obviously), and her horns were more curled, similar to a ram. Another giveaway was the tattoo on her forehead. Except she crossed it out with some kind of white marker. But Lincoln can clearly see the tattoo is the same one as Blitzo.
At last, realizing that she could not keep up this charade, and made a puma-like growl. "OK! Fine! You caught me." she seethed in anger. "So what if I'm Blitzo' sister?! That piece of shit is dead to me! That fucking asshole ruined my life!"
"Well boo-hoo for you!" Loona said.
"How the fuck do you know about him anyway?" asked Barbie
"That's none of your business!" Loona snarled.
"OK, look, Loona, let's just get out of here before things get ugly."
"Wait a minute, kid." Barbie Wire said. "I still need your help."
"No!" Lincoln protested. "I want no part in your drug plan!"
"Drug plan?" asked the female hellhound
"He doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about." Barbie lied. "Humans are not very bright after all."
"Hey!" Lincoln sounded offended.
"What? It's true." Barbie said.
"Lincoln, let's just go." Loona sighed
"Good idea." the boy said. As he walked away with the female hellhound, Lincoln felt his body being entangled like a snake coiling around him before eating him. Barbie Wire caught Lincoln by her prehensile tail and spun him back towards her.
"Look, kid, it's a simple job that you need to do for me," Barbie explained to him. And I promise to make it worth-"
before she can even finish, She felt a hand grab her right horn. A hard, strong hand. Barbie yelped in pain and saw Loona looking very angry and pissed, snarling at her with her teeth gritting in pure rage.
Loona Looked ready to maul her in the mincemeat. By the look on the Hellhound's eyes, Barbie was looking a little scared. "The kid is not interested," Loona growled. "Now fucking get lost before I rip your horns off."
"pfft, do I look scared, lady?" Barbie shrugged off.
"And if you lay one harmful finger on him, you will be in for the fight of your life." The female hellhound pointed.
Before Barbie could react, Loona threw her across three tables, even going through a fish tank and finally landed in a pile of jelly-filled doughnuts.
"Whoa." Lincoln said.
"come on, Linc. We're out of here."
"right behind you." Lincoln nodded his head. As they were walking down a few blocks, Lincoln asked: "Blitzo' sister?"
"Yeah." Loona sighed. "It's some pretty complicated shit, Lincoln. To shorten it out for you, Barbie thinks Blitzo ruined her life and she really hates him with a passion."
"What happened between them?" Asked Lincoln with a frown
"heh. I don't know. When I asked Blitzo that, he says he doesn't like to talk about it. And if I were you, I would stay away from her at all times. What did she want from you anyway?"
"She said she wanted me to do a drug involving drugs."
"What?" Loona looked shocked. "Of course drugs. Blitzo told me about that. Lincoln, Barbie Wire was, or probably still is a junkie. A classy piece of shit. She even got in rehab from severe drug problems, and she recently got out of rehab."
"Ooh." Lincoln had an uncomfortable look on his face.
"Yeah, Barbie used to be addicted to H-8, one of the gnarliest drugs even for the strongest demons to handle. Though she still does heroin and cocaine.
"Well that's not good either." said the white-haired boy, looking even more uncomfortable."
"To us demons, heroin, cocaine, and those kind of drugs found in the human world don't hurt us demons."
"Barbie mentioned that."
"did she hurt you?"
"No. I'm fine. I'm sure if she did hurt me, you would know."
"Heh. Fair enough."
"She sounded a little raspy in her voice."
"She's a junkie, man." Loona pointed. "Being on hard drugs for a long time can do pretty nasty effects ok the vocal cords. Take a look at Axl Rose from the Guns N' Roses concert. He was a junky before he turned sober. And, stay away from those kind of drugs. All those things we'll do is kill you, Lincoln. Believe me. It happened to
"Got it. I've heard that the drummer from the Foo Fighters died of drugs."
"Taylor Hawkins? Yeah. It's a damn shame." Loona looked sad. "That guy was a badass."
At night, Lincoln had to pee and walked out to use the bathroom, and before he could open the bathroom door? He felt something grab his torso and mouth, and was pulled into Hell through some kind of portal. When he felt the hands come off, he turned around to see Barbie Wire.
"You?" said Lincoln.
"Did you miss me?" Asked Barbie Wire.
"Barbie what is going on here? It's late at night."
"What are you, a baby?" Asked Barbie. Lincoln pouted being called that. "And we have unfinished business. Just help me with the job I offer you and you can go back to sleep or whatever."
"What would be in it for me?" Asked Lincoln.
Barbie had a cute look on her demon face and did a sassy pose, "since you have a hormonal mindset right now, I'll let you have a little peek at my pretty booty. So can you pwease help me, Winky?"
"But I'm too young for you, and besides, you're not my type."
Barbie let out a sigh. "Look, I really don't want to hurt or kill you, Lincoln, but..." she pulled out a Glock from behind her, and pointed it at Lincoln's forehead. "I'll do what I have to,"
"ok ok, please don't kill me." said Lincoln.
"Relax. Just do my job and I will let you go."
"So, why me? Why pick me for the job?"
"Because you have a baby face, a baby face that many people can't resist." Barbie plainly said.
"I'll do it. But please no funny business and promise me you won't kill me after the job is done."
"I always keep my word." Barbie reassured him, "as long as you do whatever I say, everything will be OK... heh, that rhymes."