Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 37

Ichinose was in court after the Cheshire Cat pulled an awful prank on Medaka it was a normal trial for Ichinose as she is hoping it would be over and done with but Medaka had other ideas

Medaka then turned and looked at Ichinose with an evil look on her face

Now, Ha ha...are you ready for your sentence? Medaka said

Sentence? Ichinose said

That's right. Sentence. Medaka said

But there must be a verdict first! Ichinose said

Sentence first! Verdict afterwards. Medaka said

But that just isn't the way! Ichinose said

Medaka got angry again after hearing what Ichinose said just now

All ways are... Medaka said

Your ways, your majesty. Ichinose said

Yes, my child. Now off with her... Medaka said

Wait, my dear. Wario said

What is it now Wario? Medaka said

Uh...we called no witnesses... Wario said

So? Medaka said

We need to call some witnesses. Wario said

Why? Medaka said

So we can hear their stories. Wario said

But i want her head to be cut off. Medaka said

I know you do but... Wario said

But what? Medaka said

Uh...couldn't we hear...maybe one or two? Huh? Maybe? Wario said

Hmm. Medaka said

Please? Wario said

Hmm. Medaka said

Medaka thought for a moment before she decided

Oh, very well. Medaka said

Yes. Wario said

But get on with it! Medaka said

First witness! First witness! Guards? Wario said

Yeah? the two card guards said

Bring out the first witness. Wario said

Okay. the two card guards said

We'll call the first witness. Wario said

The two guard cards went and brought out the first witness which was Stella who was drinking tea

The March Hare. Gene said

March Hare huh? Wario said

Yeah. Gene said

Interesting. Wario said

Yeah. I know. Gene said

Ms. Hare? Wario said

What's up? Stella said

What do you know about this uh...unfortunate affair? Wario said

Nothing. Stella said

Nothing whatever? Medaka said

Nothing whatever! Stella said

That's very important! Medaka said

It is? Wario said

Yes. Medaka said

Oh. Wario said

Jury, write that down! Medaka said

The jury was writing down what they said just now but Ichinose had to correct something

Unimportant, uh...your majesty means of course... Ichinose said

Silence! Medaka said

Sorry. Ichinose said

Next witness. Medaka said

The Dormouse! Gene said

The two card guards brought in a plate with a bowl covering it and they took off the bowl revealing a teapot

Well... Medaka said

The two card guards tell Medaka that she has to be quiet because the dormouse was sleeping

Shhh! the two card guards said

What have you to say about this? Medaka whispered

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How i wonder... Bart said

That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. Medaka said

Really? Wario said

Yes. Medaka said

Oh. Wario said

Jury? Medaka said

The jury people looked and saw Medaka who was talking to them

Write that down! Medaka said

The jury people then wrote down the dormouse said and said twinkle also

Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle... the jury said

Twinkle, twinkle. What next? Ichinose said

The Mad Hatter! Gene said

The two card guards bring in Henry and they poke him in the butt

Oh...he he he he! Henry said

Off with your hat! Medaka said

Oh, my! He he he! Henry said

So Mr. Hatter... Wario said

What's up? Henry said

Where were you when this horrible crime was committed? Wario said

I was home, drinking tea. Henry said

Really? Wario said

Yup. Henry said

Interesting. Wario said

And today you know is my unbirthday. Henry said

Unbirthday? Wario said

Yup. Henry said

Why, my dear! Wario said

What is it? Medaka said

Today is your unbirthday too! Wario said

It is? Medaka said

It is? Henry and Stella both said

It is? Everyone else said

Henry and Stella then set up an unbirthday party for Medaka who was surprised

(A very merry unbirthday!)

(To me?)

Oh no! Ichinose said

(To you!)

(A very merry unbirthday!)

Not again. Ichinose said

(For me?)

(For you!)

(Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true!)

(Hehehe!)

I will. Medaka said

Medaka blew out the candles of her birthday cake which had exploded and revealed a present

(A very merry unbirthday to you!)

Medaka opened the present and it was a large purple crown

A purple crown? Medaka said

It's a purple crown. Wario said

It looks lovely. Medaka said

It sure does. Wario said

A purple crown? Ichinose said

Yes. Medaka said

A purple crown? Ichinose said

Yes. Medaka said

All that for a purple crown? Ichinose said

That's right. Medaka said

Wow. Just wow. Ichinose said

I'm going to put it on right now. Medaka said

Please do my dear. Wario said

I will right now. Medaka said

Medaka puts on the large purple crown and smiles while looking at it but suddenly the purple crown turns into the Cheshire Cat and Ichinose sees it

Oh! Your majesty! Ichinose said

Yes, my dear? Medaka said

Look! Ichinose said

Look at what? Medaka said

There he is now! Ichinose said

Who? Medaka said

Him! Ichinose said

Who? Medaka said

Look. Ichinose said

He? Where? Who? Medaka said

The Cheshire Cat! Ichinose said

Cat? Medaka said

Yes. Ichinose said

Where? Medaka said

Look at your head. Ichinose said

Medaka looked on her head and saw the Cheshire Cat

Hello. the Cheshire Cat said

Cat! Medaka said

Medaka tried to grab the Cheshire Cat but it disappeared and Bart woke up from his nap

Cat? Bart said

Uh oh. Henry said

Uh oh what? Wario said

She said cat. Stella said

So? Wario said

You're not supposed to say cat? Henry said

You can't? Wario said

No. Henry said

Because that happens. Stella said

Bart then jumped out of the teapot and went crazy again yelling cat

Cat cat cat cat! Bart said

We gotta stop him! Henry said

Yeah! Stella said

Henry and Stella then chased after Bart who was running crazy again

Hang on, hang on! Stella said

This is terrible! Henry said

Cat cat cat cat! Bart said

Help! Help! Henry said

Someone help! Stella said

Catch him! Stop him! Wario said

Henry and Stella climbed up a curtain and it fell on Medaka but they didn't care as they were chasing after Bart on it

Catch him! Catch him! Stella said

Help! Henry said

Catch him! Catch him! Stella said

Somebody help! Henry said

We need some help over here! Stella said

Help him! Catch him! Henry said

I think we need some jam again! Stella said

We sure do! Henry said

We need some jam! Stella said

Give us the jam. Henry said

The jam! The jam! By order of the king! Wario said

You guys need some jam? Ichinose said

Yes. the others said

I'll go get it. Ichinose said

Thank you. Henry said

And please hurry. Stella said

Got it. Ichinose said

Ichinose went and grabbed some jam and gave it to Stella

I got the jam! Stella said

Let me have it! Medaka said

Medaka gets hit in the face with jam Wario tries to crush Bart but he hits Medaka with a gavel

Uh oh. Wario said

Somebody's head is going to roll for this! Medaka said

Everyone was playing hot potato with the hammer and the jam before they were given to Ichinose and Medaka spots her with them

A-ha! Medaka said

I didn't do it. Ichinose said

Really? Medaka said

Yes. Ichinose said

Then why do you have the hammer and the jam? Medaka said

I was framed. Ichinose said

Likely story. Medaka said

But... Ichinose said

Enough. I know one way to deal with you. Medaka said

But... Ichinose said

Ichinose was about to protest when she realized she had the mushrooms from earlier

The mushrooms! Ichinose said

Ichinose then ate the mushrooms as Medaka gave her sentence

Off with her...oh my god! Medaka said

Ichinose then grew huge again inside the courtroom

Whoa. Gene said

Ichinose has grown huge again and is ready to fight back against everyone in the courtroom stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED