Ichinose in Wonderland
Chapter 38
While at the courtroom where Ichinose was accused of trying to harm Medaka at the croquet game two witnesses were called to the stand it was Henry and Stella but before they got any answers from them they gave out a special unbirthday party for Medaka but things started to get crazy after
Henry and Stella then set up an unbirthday party for Medaka who was surprised
(A very merry unbirthday!)
(To me?)
Oh no! Ichinose said
(To you!)
(A very merry unbirthday!)
Not again. Ichinose said
(For me?)
(For you!)
(Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true!)
(Hehehe!)
I will. Medaka said
Medaka blew out the candles of her birthday cake which had exploded and revealed a present
(A very merry unbirthday to you!)
Medaka opened the present and it was a large purple crown
A purple crown? Medaka said
It's a purple crown. Wario said
It looks lovely. Medaka said
It sure does. Wario said
A purple crown? Ichinose said
Yes. Medaka said
A purple crown? Ichinose said
Yes. Medaka said
All that for a purple crown? Ichinose said
That's right. Medaka said
Wow. Just wow. Ichinose said
I'm going to put it on right now. Medaka said
Please do my dear. Wario said
I will right now. Medaka said
Medaka puts on the large purple crown and smiles while looking at it but suddenly the purple crown turns into the Cheshire Cat and Ichinose sees it
Oh! Your majesty! Ichinose said
Yes, my dear? Medaka said
Look! Ichinose said
Look at what? Medaka said
There he is now! Ichinose said
Who? Medaka said
Him! Ichinose said
Who? Medaka said
Look. Ichinose said
He? Where? Who? Medaka said
The Cheshire Cat! Ichinose said
Cat? Medaka said
Yes. Ichinose said
Where? Medaka said
Look at your head. Ichinose said
Medaka looked on her head and saw the Cheshire Cat
Hello. the Cheshire Cat said
Cat! Medaka said
Medaka tried to grab the Cheshire Cat but it disappeared and Bart woke up from his nap
Cat? Bart said
Uh oh. Henry said
Uh oh what? Wario said
She said cat. Stella said
So? Wario said
You're not supposed to say cat? Henry said
You can't? Wario said
No. Henry said
Because that happens. Stella said
Bart then jumped out of the teapot and went crazy again yelling cat
Cat cat cat cat! Bart said
We gotta stop him! Henry said
Yeah! Stella said
Henry and Stella then chased after Bart who was running crazy again
Hang on, hang on! Stella said
This is terrible! Henry said
Cat cat cat cat! Bart said
Help! Help! Henry said
Someone help! Stella said
Catch him! Stop him! Wario said
Henry and Stella climbed up a curtain and it fell on Medaka but they didn't care as they were chasing after Bart on it
Catch him! Catch him! Stella said
Help! Henry said
Catch him! Catch him! Stella said
Somebody help! Henry said
We need some help over here! Stella said
Help him! Catch him! Henry said
I think we need some jam again! Stella said
We sure do! Henry said
We need some jam! Stella said
Give us the jam. Henry said
The jam! The jam! By order of the king! Wario said
You guys need some jam? Ichinose said
Yes. the others said
I'll go get it. Ichinose said
Thank you. Henry said
And please hurry. Stella said
Got it. Ichinose said
Ichinose went and grabbed some jam and gave it to Stella
I got the jam! Stella said
Let me have it! Medaka said
Medaka gets hit in the face with jam Wario tries to crush Bart but he hits Medaka with a gavel
Uh oh. Wario said
Somebody's head is going to roll for this! Medaka said
Everyone was playing hot potato with the hammer and the jam before they were given to Ichinose and Medaka spots her with them
A-ha! Medaka said
I didn't do it. Ichinose said
Really? Medaka said
Yes. Ichinose said
Then why do you have the hammer and the jam? Medaka said
I was framed. Ichinose said
Likely story. Medaka said
But... Ichinose said
Enough. I know one way to deal with you. Medaka said
But... Ichinose said
Ichinose was about to protest when she realized she had the mushrooms from earlier
The mushrooms! Ichinose said
Ichinose then ate the mushrooms as Medaka gave her sentence
Off with her...oh my god! Medaka said
Ichinose then grew huge again inside the courtroom
Whoa. Gene said
I did not see this coming. Medaka said
Neither did i. Wario said
What should i do? Medaka said
Call the guards? Wario said
Good idea. Medaka said
Thank you. Wario said
Guards. Medaka said
Yes? the card guards said
Get rid of that monster at once. Medaka said
Yes, your majesty. the card guards said
The card guards went to attack Ichinose who didn't seem phased by them
Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you! Ichinose said
The card guards tried to run away after failing to take down Ichinose but they fell on the floor and Ichinose picked them up
You're nothing but a pack of cards! Ichinose said
Wario then looked at the court book and told something very important to Ichinose
Hey monster girl? Wario said
Yeah? Ichinose said
There's something you should hear. Wario said
What is it? Ichinose said
Rule forty-two. All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately. Wario said
I'm not a mile high. Ichinose said
Please leave. Wario said
And i'm not leaving. Ichinose said
What? Wario said
You heard me. Ichinose said
Hehehe...sorry! Rule forty-two, you know. Medaka said
And as for you. Ichinose said
Me? Medaka said
Yes. Ichinose said
Ichinose then mocked Medaka with a curtsey before saying a sentence from earlier
Your majesty. Ichinose said
What? Medaka said
Your majesty indeed. Ichinose said
What? Medaka said
That's right. Ichinose said
You can't do this to me. I'm the queen. Medaka said
Queen? You're not a queen. Ichinose said
Excuse me? Medaka said
You're nothing but just... Ichinose said
What Ichinose didn't notice was that she was shrinking again
A fat... Ichinose said
(Shrink)
Pompous... Ichinose said
(Shrink)
Bad-tempered... Ichinose said
(Shrink)
Old... Ichinose said
(Shrink)
Tyrent? Ichinose said
Ichinose then realized she was small again and Medaka had an evil look on her face again
Hmhmhmhm. Medaka said
Uh oh. Ichinose said
Uh oh indeed. Medaka said
Oh boy. Ichinose said
And uh...what were you saying, my dear? Medaka said
Suddenly the Cheshire Cat appeared on Medaka's head again and finished the statement
Hello. the Cheshire Cat said
You again? Ichinose said
Yes. Me again. the Cheshire Cat said
Please don't... Ichinose said
Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant! the Cheshire Cat said
What? Medaka said
(Laughs) the Cheshire Cat laughed
The Cheshire Cat disappeared and Medaka looked angrily at Ichinose
Any last words? Medaka said
Sorry? Ichinose said
I got one better. Medaka said
Which is? Ichinose said
Off with her head! Medaka said
The card guards then jumped and tried to take out Ichinose again but she escaped from them
You heard what her majesty said! Off with her head! Wario said
Do not let her get away! Medaka said
Go! Go! Go! Wario said
Go! Go! Go! Medaka said
Wait! a voice said
Everyone stopped and turned to see one card guard who needed to pee
I need to use the bathroom. the one card guard said
What? Wario said
Are you serious? Medaka said
Yes. I am. the one card guard said
You gotta be kidding me. Wario said
Can't you do it later? Medaka said
No. I have to go. the one card guard said
Can't you do it later? Medaka said
I can't. the one card guard said
You may go. Medaka said
Thanks. the one card guard said
The one card guard then left to go to the bathroom while Medaka gave one sentence to three card guards for him
Off with his head! Medaka said
Yes, your majesty. the three guards said
The three card guards went to find the one card guard and had his head cut off
Anyone else needs to go to the bathroom? Medaka said
No. the other card guards said
Good. Now after that girl. Medaka said
Yeah. the other card guards said
Ichinose was about to be chased by everyone in wonderland how will she escape there stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED