So it has been a minute or more than a minute maybe even a month maybe even a year perhaps since the last chapter and I am sorry guys. I am so late to the train because I have been doing a lot of things which I will list off here right now:
1. I got kidnapped August 2 2022 a day after my last chapter was poblished. Dont worry, I am ok. I fought off the burglarers and kidnappers for a week but I gave in and it was actually sorta fun. They let me in their organization which they called Retarded Rapists. We rape alot of retards and get paid for it so ive got a pretty good living with this writing stuff being a hobby-o-mine.

2. My girlfriend, melanie, well I had to deal with her

3. General negligence. My fans I have neglected you and this story of mine for much too long. So dont worry im finally here!

Lets get started, shall we? Here is the music you need to listen to while reading the chapter. I cant send direct links so in the search bar put in youtube dot com slash watch question mark vee equals pee capital dee capital enn enn capital bee eye ell one enn capital aych capital eee

Here what happened in the last chapter: Jeremiah came to Vinny and Mio's apartment. I think jeremiah was an old crush or an old friend of vincent. Vincent took a while to wash his hands and Mio is a possessive girlfriend so shes not happy that jeremiah head pat vinny or something of that nature. Lets continue writing from there, shall we?

Vinny: Nigga what are you doing?

Vinny has not seen this motherfucker in a long time, if you asked him how long its been then he would say that it must have been a thousand years since he saw Jeremiah but that isnt true and you could make fun of him for saying that but you wont get that opportunity because he isnt real. He is a character in my story. Anyways. He has inner monologue:

"What the fuck is he doing? I haven't seen him in so long, yet he thinks we're on good enough terms that he can pet my head? First off, I'm not an animal that you pet, I am a TAKEN human bean. How the fuck should I react to this though? The idea of getting into a confrontation makes me piss my pants. I used to have a habit of pissing my pants when I was anxious about something possibly happening, like just thinking about a risky situation would make me piss my pants. I've grown out of it. Okay... I'm going to respond in a somewhat dominant manner. I don't really want to talk to Jeremiah. I might have been fine with talking to him if he didn't try to touch my head and act like we were Adam & Steve but he made a terrible decision and this is his consequence. Here goes nothing."

Vinny: Jeremiah, listen. I might have been fine with talking to you if you didn't try to touch my head and act like we were Adam & Steve but you made a terrible decision and this is your consequence.

Jermiah: What? I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I am just excited to see you again and I don't know how to control myself very well right now. I haven't had a lot of good friends since we last spoke and because of COVID I have definitely lost touch with how to interact with people normally. I've been lost. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, man.

Wow, his voice is deep like madness. I forgot that we used to make Jeremiah and Colton have sex because listening to them moan together was mad hilarious. It was like two grizzly bears roaring. If you and Jeremiah were in a 3 story house and Jeremiah was on the 3rd floor, you could hear him talking from the 1st floor. If he closed his eyes it would probably be extremely easy to find things via echolocation.

Vinny: Look man, just give me a minute okay? You literally came out of nowhere. I haven't seen you in so long. And you're touching my headalyang. It's too much to handle all at once. Im sensitive and fragile. Normally I need to recharge for like a week after I talk to anybody for even an hour or two. I suck. Give me a bit alright?

Jeremiah looks at Vinny with a guilty expression. His ugly mustache covers up most of his mouth but you can see his bottom lip quivering a bit.

Jeremiah: I can wait... out here.

Vinny: Alright man.

I shut the door.

Mio: Is this guy an old friend or something? You're being a dick to this guy and he seems like he really wants to talk to you.

Vinny: Get out of my face, bitch!

Vinny grabs Mio by the neck and squeezes tightly until blood shoots out of Mio's mouth like a cannon ball. He drops Mio to the ground and then punches his stomach until he pukes in regret.

40 minutes later..

Mio: Anyway youre gonna talk to him right?

Vinny: Yeah, ive calmed down. I needed those sweet 40 minutes to relax..

Mio: You think he's still outside?

Vinny: Oh shit!

I forgot he was fucking waiting outside! Holy fuck! It's fucking December! He must be colder than a yeti! I run to the door and open it. The knob is turning as I open the door. The door has a couple of creaks and squeaks because I need to put WD-40 on it. The door is slightly open and jeez the cold wind feels like ice spikes to the cranium. My eyes adjust to the sunlight and I can make out Jeremiah infront of me. The door fully opens..

Jeremiah: I thought you were gonna make me wait out here forever.

Vinny: Fuck, I'm sorry man. I'm a retard and forgot you were out here. You can come in, man. I'm sorry. I am sorry for doing that man... It's cold out here, come inside.

Jeremiah: Are you okay with that? Really?

Don't make me feel bad... Your puppy eyes are so cute and innocent despite your ugly face.

Vinny: Yeah, come on. We've got a heater and a couch.

Jeremiah puts one foot in the door and a couple buckets worth of mud splotch onto the welcoming mat. What the FUCK? Were his shoes filled to the fucking brim with mud, bursting out the seams? God fucking DAMN IT. This motherfucker is an ugly homeless bum getting Mother Nature's manure in my DAMN RICH APARTMENT. I cant get mad here or im gonna hurt this guys feelings and im too nice to punch him and scream and kill him right infront of my girlfriend and all but fuck I want to just throw him down the stairs and stare him down till I elbow drop his head and kill him from brain damage. Im gonna have to clean all this gunk later and I really wanna kill this guy.

Jeremiah: Don't mind the mud.

Jeremiah plops on the couch and the couch breaks.

What do I do with this guy...