The Loud House: Revamped

by Jamesdean5842

This is my own version of the Loud House where I move to Royal Woods, Michigan. When I move to Michigan and Meet the Loud Kids, The Entirety of the Universe will change forever. Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. The Universe now has a bunch of new Champions. Self Insert OC story. Crossovers with other shows later on. Mixed genres. Multi-crossover. Harem later on.

2297. THE VENGEFUL ELF SCIENTIST

This Chapter is based on the Christmas Episode of Regular Show

WORK IN PROGRESS

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Walking through the mall for a shopping trip was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Teruteru Hanamura, Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle, Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Universe 666 Sonata Dusk, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 Storm King and Soji's team with Fire Lori, Liquid Leni, Stone Luna, Air Lincoln and Lightning Lisa and we were there for some fun and a rescue.

Me: Nothing like a little shopping at the mall to start the day.

Nico: You said it!

Nico had Poromon in his arms who had bandages on him because of last night.

Me: Poor Poromon.

Nico: Yeah.

Poromon: I'm okay guys. Really.

Me: We know. We cured you.

Nico: But it's good to have fun at the mall.

Varie: It sure is.

Soji: I agree there.

Nico: Soji, I want to thank you, Teruteru Hanamura, and your teams for coming

Soji: No problem Nico. Even though me and my team are with you guys all the time it's fun.

Varie It sure is.

Fire Lori: We always literally have fun.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Fire Lori, do you have anyone as a boyfriend right now?

Fire Lori: Yes I still do. Bobby who is made of sound.

Me: Right we saw that he was made of sonic energy which was really cool.

Fire Lori: It sure was.

Air Lincoln: And all the girls in my harem from my world are all elemental too. Ink Stella, Sand Girl Jordan, Poison Ronnie Anne, Blood Taylor and more.

Me: WHOA! That is cool!

Xenia: Yeah.

Stone Luna: Sam in my world is made of diamonds.

Lola: That is awesome.

Nico: Yep. Wow! That is cool.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: I was just asking because the Lori we know is already married

Me: Just as a precautionary measure.

Fire Lori: I know.

Nico: Okay.

Nico looked at Poromon.

Me: Poromon took quite a beating.

Poromon: I'll be okay guys. Really.

May: We know Poromon. Sorry we had to rough you up like that.

Maria: Though you did go berserk on Mr. Grouse's lawn

Poromon: I know. I can't believe I did that! I tried to fight it but it was too strong for me to handle.

Camie: You did try to resist it as long as you could.

Eli: Yeah. I still got hurt though.

Nico: Ouch.

Lincoln: Yeah but at least it's over. J.D. I was not expecting you to go talk to Mr. Talbot and get him to have his werewolf half become part of his power.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: If I can have a werewolf half as my power then so can he.

Lincoln: That's cool.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Was that cane his?

Me: It was. That wolf head on it was made from the silver bullets that were used to kill his great grandfather.. Turns out the curse of the werewolf ran in his blood.

Nico: Oh boy.

Poromon: How's Manaphy?

May: She'll be okay. She's just relieved that you're okay.

Qin: Good.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Nico how do you know Becky Wolfkini?

Nico: She was a girl that I stood up for back when I saw in school and me and Qin defended her from bullies.

Qin: That's right and also I knew there was something magical about her. I didn't know what it was until the full moon.

Me: Wow! No kidding! Boy what a smoking hot bombshell. (CATCALL)

BLANG!

I got hit in the face with a fist from Nicole!

Me: OUCH!

Nicole: Do that catcall again and I will gouge your eyes out!

Me: Okay okay!

Maria: And Sebastian and Winter were willing to kill Poromon!

Lincoln: Maria you know that my guardian angels never let go of a grudge because of what happened to me.

Poromon: Yeah he's right!

Maria: You're right. But Sebastian really went too far on that!

Me: I know!

Nico: He's on thin ice more than enough already!

Me: All right that's enough guys! In the lab we found out more about why Sebastian is like this. And my hunch was correct.

Lisa Loud: It's correct. We found these on him.

She pulled out a bag and in it was NUMEROUS chips!

Nico: What are those?

Me: Rage, anger, monster and brutality chips. We found out who did it too. It was someone that took them from the ruins of Incognito labs.

Nico: Oh man.

May: I still say we should put him on leave for a while!

Me: May no! We did that once with Billy and look what happened to him. No way in hell are we going to let that happen again.

May: But you saw...

Nico: May! J.D. is right. We can't afford a repeat of what happened to Billy to happen again.

May: Oh (Pouts) fine!

Poromon: Just treat him like how Eustace is usually treated.

Me: Bash him on the head with a rolling pin.

Nico: Yeah.

May: Okay.

Me: Like this!

BONK!

I bashed Nico on the head with a Rolling Pin!

Nico: OUCH! What did I do!?

Qin: That's funny.

Nico: Right now, let's just go around the mall.

Me: Lets do it.

We went and did some fun shopping and more.

We went to our favorite shops and got lots of great stuff.

Nico: Let's buy stuff to ensure this never happens again.

Me: Agreed.

We went and did so and got all the stuff too.

We got all kinds of stuff.

May: You still looked cute though.

Poromon: I did?

Fluttershy: Oh you sure did.

Poromon: Aww thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome.

After a great shopping session, we decided to head to the food court.

Me: We'll eat in the food court after we defeat the villain at large. Lincoln should be telling us who it is now.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one that's perfect for Christmas: we're going to take down Ebenezer Scrooge and send him to The Masters of Evil.

Me: I knew we'd be facing him.

Nico: You said it. So, we're going to take him down and send him to Vypra.

Me: This is so going to be good.

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.

Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.

Lori: That miserly Christmas Hater is about to experience the true spirit of Christmas.

Me: You said a mouthful. Let's get after him.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Ebenezer Scrooge) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Ebenezer Scrooge, let's give him a scare courtesy of the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.

Me: Ooh! Now, that's a good idea for an entrance.

Nico: This should be good.

Lincoln: Time for him to see the true spirit of Christmas. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!

Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Ebenezer Scrooge.

Kaz: You okay now?

Mega Magcargo: Thanks to you.

Me: Awesome. You want to come with us?

Mega Magcargo: Sure.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Now to find Scrooge.

Lincoln: There he is. Now, to show him the true spirit of Christmas Loud House style.

Ebenezer Scrooge was looking around to see if any more spirits are bound to show up. Then, the snow began falling even more, and then, the spirits of The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future appeared from out of nowhere, and Ebenezer Scrooge was hit by jeweled orbs matching the colors of Christmas. Then, the spirits converged, and a massive explosion erupted as a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry was heard, and we appeared.

Nicole: If it isn't Ebenezer Scrooge. Just the person we were looking for.

Me: Looks like we didn't have to track you this far. Now, we're going to send you to some friends of ours, but first. Lincoln.

Lincoln: On it.

Lincoln turned into Ultimate Lincoln and used the powers of Big Chill.

Lincoln: BIG CHILL!

Lincoln fired blasts of endothermic ice fire and ice which hit Ebenezer Scrooge and he was frozen in a block of ice. Then, Eli punched the block and shattered it leaving Ebenezer freezing.

Me: Okay, now that's just cold.

Christmas X-Mas: You said a mouthful, but now, it's high-time to teach Ebenezer Scrooge a lesson in the spirit of Christmas.

Nico came out and he was in his Sexy Jutsu form in a smoking hot dress!

Nicolette: Yoo-hoo! Oh Scroogy boy? Look who's here for you! [cue laugh track].

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Scrooge: What the!?

Me: (LAUGHS) Better him than me!

Sakura Knudson: He flirted with you before?

Me: I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!

Mega Magcargo charged at him and blasted him all over the blast.

Mega Magcargo: That was for bashing me with your cane!

Sam Sharp Loud turned into Ultimate Swampfire

Sam S.L.: ULTIMATE SWAMPFIRE!

She fired waves of blue fire and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH!

Ultimate Swampfire: Lets make this fun.

Luna: Yeah lets do it Sammie!

Stone Luna: Count me in!

Diamond Sam: Same here!

Ultimate Swampfire used the core medals for Springfield Bullies, Hydro Man and Chicken from Outer Space!

Ultimate Swampfire, Luna, Diamond Sam and Stone Luna: ELEMENTAL STONE DIAMOND FIRESTORM!

They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted him all over.

Becky turned into Wildvine.

Becky: WILDVINE!

She threw pod bombs and blasted him all over!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Wildvine: Lets make this fun!

Pearl Becky: Yeah lets do it!

Wildvine used the Core Medals for Rich Texan, Longhorn and Ghost of the Hooded Heffer.

Wildvine and Pearl Becky: PEARL PLANT BASH BLAST!

They fired waves of pearls and fists and blasted him all over.

Camie: Take that!

Dana turned into Big Chill!

Dana: BIG CHILL!

She fired waves of ice and froze him.

Big Chill: Cold enough for you?

Nitrogen Dana: Lets make you frozen cold.

Big Chill used the Core Medals for Skinner, Leopold and Chalmers.

Big Chill and Nitrogen Dana: FROZEN FROSTBITE BLAST!

They fired waves of ice and blasted him all over the place.

Qin: Yeah take that!

Camie: That is cold!

Girl Jordan turned into Overflow!

Girl Jordan: OVERFLOW!

She fired waves of water and drenched him all over.

Overflow: All wet behind the ears?

Sand Girl Jordan: Well this is going to leave sand in your eyes.

Minerva Mink: And make you smoother than sandpaper underpants.

Overflow used the Core Medals for Cargill, Amazing Spiderman Sandman and Hydro Man!

Overflow, Sand Girl Jordan and Minerva Mink: WATERS OF BEAUTY BLAST!

They fired waves of water and sand and smashed him all over.

Whitney turned into Stinkfly!

Whitney: STINKFLY!

(LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN)

She fired slime blasts and drenched him.

Stinkfly: That must not smell good for you!

Oceanus Shenron: I agree there.

Stinkfly used the Core Medals for Comic Book Guy, Lady Eve and SHS Silver Surfer.

Stinkfly and Oceanus Shenron: WHIRLWIND STINK SPIN!

They fired waves of slime and energy wind and stunk him up good in a tornado of stench!

Fiona turned into Ampfibian.

Fiona: AMPFIBIAN!

She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him.

Ampfibian: This is gonna be good.

Ra'ad: It sure will be.

Ampfibian used the Core Medals for Snake Jailbird, Terminator 1984 and Evil Elec Man.

Ampfibian and Ra'ad: LIGHTNING SUPERSHOT BLAST!

They fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him all over.

Rita turned into Stretchleo!

Rita: STRETCHLEO!

She stretched her arms and wrapped them around him and spun him like a top.

Stretchleo: That is awesome!

Mr. Fantastic: Lets make this fun!

Stretchleo used the core medals for Beautiful Gorgeous, Calendar Girl and Femme Fatale.

Stretchleo and Mr. Fantastic: STRETCHING PUNCH BLAST!

They fired energy fists and punched him down.

Qin: Take that!

Poromon: Time to get back in the game!

Me: Get him!

Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him!

Poromon: I still got it!

Me: Yep.

Camie: You sure do!

Qin: YEAH!

Poromon then pecked him.

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Nico: YEAH!

Patrick: Here's my final smash! PATRICK NAKED ATTACK!

PATRICK RIPPED ALL HIS CLOTHES OFF AND REVEALED HIS BUTTNAKED SELF AND SCROOGE LOST HIS EYES AND TEETH AND SMASHED HIM DOWN.

Nico: (LAUGHS) NICE ONE!

May and Maria were shocked!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

Lola: (LAUGHS)

Edd: GOOD LORD PATRICK! MAKE YOURSELF DECENT MAN!

Squidward: I didn't need to see that...

Nico: That was funny though.

Horsea: It sure was!

We blasted Scrooge all over.

Me: Have some eggnog!

I fired waves of eggnog and drenched him!

Nico: And cookies!

He fired waves of cookies and blasted him all over!

Nico: Take that!

Qin: And CHRISTMAS HAM!

She fired hams and bashed him all over.

Horsea sucked up some snowballs.

GUN CLICK!

Maria held her like a gun and was shooting snowballs at Scrooge very fast, like a machine gun.

Scrooge: Huh? [as snowballs pile on him. He then stands up, revealing a bunch of snowballs lined up on his forehead] Ha! You missed me! [However, he speaks too soon, as Horsea shoots more snow into Scrooge's mouth. Slow motion occurs then resumes to normal speed. Scrooge swallows the snowballs and blows out cold breath. A gun cocks and Horsea fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in his mouth]

WE LAUGHED!

SpongeBob: SCORE ONE FOR THE GIRLS BACK HOME!

Horsea: Including me!

Me: YEAH!

Suddenly, Christmas X-Mas' red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red and green energy aura with stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, Christmas decorations, reindeer, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Ebenezer Scrooge, she left red and green energy, stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, Christmas decorations, reindeer, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Christmas X-Mas: There is absolutely no way I'm going to let you get away from any sort of punishment for being a despiser of Christmas, Ebenezer Scrooge. Your bitterness and hate for the Christmas Spirit hasn't gone unnoticed for years, and I've been looking forward to this for a long time. I'm going to teach you a lesson in the spirit of Christmas: one that you'll never ever forget.

Suddenly, Christmas X-Mas was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and green energy with stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, and Christmas decorations surrounding the vortex, there are reindeer, phoenixes, angels, and Santa Claus flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Ebenezer Scrooge: the red eyes of judgement.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Wow!

Eli: Amazing!

Lincoln: Ebenezer Scrooge is in trouble now, he's about to learn a true lesson in The Spirit of Christmas.

Then, as the vortex faded, Christmas X-Mas emerged, but she was changed forever.

Christmas X-Mas grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red and green planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a red and green energy aura with stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, Christmas decorations, reindeer, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a reindeer with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on reindeer earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Snow, Christmas, Holiday, and Eternity Kanjis in their hooves, she also has a reindeer with red gems for eyes and holding the Snow, Christmas, Holiday, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her green reindeer-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the purple flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker of Eternal Love on her neck. Christmas X-Mas has on a green sleeveless vest, red sleeveless crop top, red skirt with the X-Mas Dopant symbol on it, red pants, green legwarmers, red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, Christmas decorations, reindeer, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the X-Mas Dopant symbol and it's surrounded by stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, and Christmas decorations and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding red gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Christmas X-Mas felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white and red angel wings with green tips on the large white feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized white and red angel wings with green tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive white and red angel wings, and she now has eleven massive and long red wolf tails with green tips and green markings, Christmas X-Mas has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and red fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.

Suddenly, Christmas X-Mas' massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and green energy, stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, Christmas decorations, reindeer, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Christmas X-Mas' Cosmic Eternal Holly Jolly Holiday Snow X-Mas Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Holly Jolly Holiday Snow X-Mas Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red and green gems and the X-Mas Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red phoenix heads with green gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large red phoenix heads with green gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large red phoenix heads is a red phoenix head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Christmas X-Mas has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold reindeer head with green gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red and green kanji with snow flakes in between the kanji below The X-Mas Dopant symbol that said, "Christmas X-Mas, Festive Master of Christmas, Embodiment of The X-Mas Dopant, Powerful Master of Christmas and The Holidays, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Ebenezer Scrooge, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Christmas, The Festive Holidays, Reindeer, Phoenixes, and Angels"

クリスマス クリスマス、、クリスマスのお祭りマスター、クリスマス、 ドーパントの化身、クリスマスとホリデーの強力なマスター、ジェームス ディーン クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、エベネザー スクルージの大敵、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、真の不滅のヒーロー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてクリスマスのマスター、フェスティバルホリデー、トナカイ、フェニックス、天使

Christmas X-Mas has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-X-MAS DOPANT EMBODIMENT-REINDEER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HOLLY JOLLY FESTIVE HOLIDAY X-MAS DOPANT EMBODIMENT REINDEER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HOLLY JOLLY FESTIVE HOLIDAY X-MAS DOPANT EMBODIMENT REINDEER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HOLLY JOLLY FESTIVE HOLIDAY X-MAS DOPANT EMBODIMENT REINDEER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Christmas X-Mas' Super Angel-X Mas Dopant Embodiment-Reindeer-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw her, and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding, but when Ebenezer Scrooge saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to hit her on the head with his cane, but Christmas X-Mas fired a massive barrage of red and green energy, stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, presents, Christmas decorations, reindeer, phoenixes, and angels which hits Ebenezer Scrooge and sent him flying into a tree and snow fell on him, he got back out, and he was really mad now.

Christmas X-Mas: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Holly Jolly Festive Holiday X-Mas Dopant Embodiment Reindeer Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Holly Jolly Festive Holiday X-Mas Dopant Embodiment Reindeer Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, now it's time to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

Me: And that's to respect the spirit of Christmas and never be a miser.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You need a lesson in the spirit of Christmas and how to never be a miser to those around you.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, you better be ready.

Lincoln, Christmas X-Mas, and I went after Ebenezer Scrooge, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Ebenezer, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Christmas X-Mas, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Ebenezer Scrooge even more mad.

Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Christmas X-Mas, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, snow, ice, Christmas lights, and planets at Ebenezer Scrooge, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.

Evelyn Nicholas: Now, to have you wrapped up and sent to Vypra as an early Christmas present.

Evelyn Nicholas fired red and green energy blasts and tied Ebenezer Scrooge up in a red and green energy straitjacket and was put in a red box with a gold bow on it and sent to Vypra through a portal Lincoln opened up. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Christmas X-Mas' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long red wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large red and green planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath are permanent.

Nico: Wow, you wrapped him up in a straitjacket..

Evelyn Nicholas: That's right, consider it an early Christmas present for Vypra.

Lincoln: You should've seen what she did to a gang of criminals who'd been causing trouble to all of Royal Woods six years ago, she tied them all up in straitjackets and put them inside a massive red box with a gold bow and sent it to the police, and when they opened it, they were stunned.

Me: The FBI were looking for that group of criminals and so were the cops. Evelyn gave them quite a Christmas present that time.

Nico: To the police, that's a Christmas miracle and gift wrapped up in one.

Nico: Sorry about that, Mr. Scrooge.

Mr. Scrooge: Oh I had it coming. And the M.O.E. is good for me.

Qin: Good.

And with that we put him inside a box and sent him right to Vypra.

Qin: There.

Me: Now time for some grub.

Our stomachs growled.

Nico: Nice job, Mega Magcargo!

Mega Magcargo: Thanks Nico.

Me: That was awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Poromon: Want a beer?

Mega Magcargo: No thanks. I don't drink.

Poromon: Okay then.

oliwag did puppy eyes.

Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?

Nico: Poliwag that's enough.

Poliwag: Okay.

Eddy: Manaphy, tell me if this still scares you. (Shows her picture of Werewolf Poromon)

Manaphy: (GASP) (CRYING AND BAWLING UNCONTROLLABLY)

ME: EDDY!

KRABLAM!

Nico bashed Eddy in the face with a piano!

We went and got a lot of good food.

Me: (Slurping ramen)

Nico: (Eating chicken wings)

Goku: (Eating ribs) Ahh this is good stuff!

We were really eating everything all over.

Horsea: What should I eat?

Maria: (Eating Soup) Pick what you want.

Horsea was eating sushi.

Eddy: I didn't mean anything bad. I was just checking to see if she got over it. Like with Horsea and the Haunted Car.

May: NEXT TIME YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART WORSE THAN WHAT THE VENGEANCE EXPRESS WOULD DO TO YOU!

Eddy: (GULP) I think I just soiled my pants

Nico: (hugs May) Easy, May. Eddy was just checking. Like with Horsea after the Haunted Car tried to kill her

May: Oh you're right.

Me: Eddy don't do that again. Let Ino handle Manaphy on her own accord without you making things worse.

Eli: Yeah.

Eddy: It wasn't a problem when I did the same thing regarding Horsea. I even gave her a jawbreaker.

Horsea: It was yummy!

Me: Yeah you did. But making Manaphy cry is a different thing.

Qin: Yeah.

Eddy: Okay. But how am I supposed to check on her progress?

Me: Maybe instead of showing a picture you could ASK her how she is doing?

Everyone agreed with me on that.

Eddy: Okay, Manaphy. Instead of pictures, I'm going to ask you personally. Does the thought of Werewolf Poromon still scare you?

Manaphy: Good and yes it does.

Qin: See?

Eddy: Okay. I'm going to keep asking you this question to check on your progress. Do a good job and you'll get a special treat!

Manaphy: Will do!

Qin: Great!

Horsea: (pouts) Real shame you're not gonna show pictures this time. I liked the one where you accidentally showed Luan in a bikini!

Me: That was funny..

Eddy: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Luan: Yeah!

Eddy: Sorry, Horsea. I would love to show pictures. But May just threatened me not to. And I don't want Manaphy crying again. My hands are tied. You understand, right?

Horsea: Yes. I do.

Qin: Yeah.

Eddy: Good.

Poromon: I'm really sorry, Manaphy.

Manaphy: Poromon. (CRIES HARD AND HUGS HIM) I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOSE YOU!

Poromon: It's ok. I'm not going anywhere

Manaphy; Really?

Poromon: Sure. It'll take more than a werewolf to do me in.

Manaphy: Oh good.

Poromon kissed her.

Me: Aww.

Xenia: So cute.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Lets get back to eating.

We had a really awesome meal and man were we hungry.

Me: (Eating Ultimeatum) Mmm!

Nico: (Eating Ramen) (Slurps)

Laney: (Eating Drumstick)

Poliwag: (Eating Lasagna)

Nico: (Eating chicken wings) Mmm! Delicious!

Goku: (Eating meat) Mmm! This is good stuff.

Me: You said it Master Goku!

Sakura Knudson: (Eating noodles)

Lola: (Eating Sushi)

Lana: (Eating Steaks)

Claudia Cloudian: (Eating Dumplings and Soup)

We were eating a lot and the dishes REALLY WERE PILING UP!

Lincoln: (Eating Pizza) Mmm!

Me: That was so awesome. (Eating Spaghetti) Mmm!

Sakura Knudson: (Eating Cake) Mmm! It sure was.

Cat was eating sushi and Dog was eating steaks.

Nico: You know you both share the same stomach, right?

Cat: That's right we do.

Dog: But we love different things.

Cat: Yep.

Nico: Too true.

We were really eating a lot.

Hoppip ate some food.

She was eating Salad.

Hoppip: (Eating) Mmm! Love salad. I'm a vegetarian.

Nico: That's cool.

Jared: (Eating salad) Welcome to the party.

Hoppip: I still drink beer though

Nico: Beer is made from fermented wheat. That's true.

Lola: Yep.

Hoppip: Yeah.

We were really eating and it was awesome.

Poromon ate some.

We were really eating.

Later we were stuffed.

Goku: Ahh! That was great!

Me: Boy it sure was!

Nico: I'll say!

Poromon: I feel better now.

Me: Good!

Theodore: Thank goodness. When I was a werewolf I was asking for steaks all the time.

Me: Boy I don't blame you Theodore.

Poromon: At least I'm over that.

Nico: Good.

Poromon: I almost ate Rolf's chickens!

Me: Thank goodness you didn't. But I don't think a werewolf puppy would cause any damage.

Nico: Yeah. Now a full grown werewolf like Talbot is a whole different ballgame.

Xenia: Yeah.

Camie: That is true.

Poromon: You're right on that.

Nico: You hit Eli though.

Poromon: I know and I'm sorry.

Eli: It's all right.

Nico: Good.

Eli: Now that we're all fed lets get down to business.

Nico: Yep. The Anothers.

Eli: (Concentrates) We have Another Teruteru Hanamura, Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle, Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Universe 666 Sonata Dusk, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 Storm King.

Qin: Whoa!

Lola: This is gonna be cool.

Soji: So me, Fire Lori, Water Leni, Stone Luna, Air Lincoln and Lightning Lisa.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Very fitting.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: And I sense the anothers minus Teruteru are one person.

Nico: Nice.

Maria: There they are!

We saw Another Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle, Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Universe 666 Sonata Dusk, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 Storm King.

Me: WHOA! This will be interesting!

Qin: Yep!

Another universe 666 Tirek: (In a girls voice) It sure will!

Me: (GASP) That voice!

They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with red and green hair, red eyes, green lipstick on and had Christmas clothes and had green angel wings and she had a tiara with the Christmas Dopant symbol on it and on her skirt. and had a Christmas Sword in her hand.

Me: Holly Christmas! Oh wow!

Nico: The 2nd embodiment of the Christmas Dopant.

Holly Christmas: That's right. Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Boy Christmas is only 24 days away.

Holly Christmas: It sure is.

Me: Is the Another Teruteru friendly or hostile?

Holly Christmas: Friendly and she is very similar to Teruteru entirely.

Me: Nice.

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and the anothers were separated.

Me: Action time!

We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: And now, we wait.

Tamara Torch: Yep. (Sniffs) Oh boy. (DROOLS LIKE A WATERFALL)

Me: Something got Tamara's attention. (Sniffs) Oh boy! That smells great!

Qin: Yeah!

?: Thanks!

Out came Another Teruteru Hanamura!

Me: Another Teruteru Hanamura!

Qin: Yep.

Another Teruteru Hanamura: (In a girls voice) (French Accent) Oui oui And ready to cook some fun!

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and brown eyes and had orange clothes and orange angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Cook Dopant on it and on her skirt and she ahd a Hot Dog Sword in her hand.

Me: (GASP) Chef Winona Wolfgang Hollandaise Cook!

Chef Winona Wolfgang Hollandaise Cook: That's right. Chef Winona Wolfgang Hollandaise Cook ze embodiment of ze Cook Dopant and great chef. And also ze follower of ze great Mary Knudson at your service!

Mary Knudson: Wow! It's an honor to meet a follower of me.

Nico: Nice!

Teruteru Hanamura: A great honor to meet an amazing chef like me.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Chef Winona Wolfgang Hollandaise Cook: Oh no he didn't. I gave him my super sleep stew.

Me: He fell asleep after eating that and you made your escape.

Chef Winona Wolfgang Hollandaise Cook: Oui oui.

Sakura Knudson: He was out for a whole week from that stuff.

Lola: Wow!

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor.

Me: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln: Good idea.

We did so.

Me: Time for some action!

Nico: Yeah: (GETS OUT Teruteru Hanamura's ridewatch) I've got a recipe of awesome.

May: (Gets out Universe 666 Aria Blaze's ridewatch) The song of Hate.

Maria: (Gets out Universe 666 Tirek's Ridewatch) Tirek's voice may sound like Unicron but he is a strong master of power.

Fire Lori: (Gets out Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle's Ridewatch) The song of evil!

They used the powers of Teruteru Hanamura, Universe 666 Adagio Dazzle, Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Universe 666 Sonata Dusk, Universe 666 Tirek and Universe 666 Storm King and blasted the another all over!

Phantom Puppeteer, Kabuki Succubus, Another Future Kiva, Blob (Simpsons), Werewolf (Freakazoid), and General Grievous Then came.

Me: Cool!

Nico: Nice team Phantom Puppeteer!

Phantom Puppeteer: Thanks Nico!

Sailor Moon: That means my team is next!

Me: It sure is Serena!

Serenity Moon: I'm ready for some action!

?: Boy me too!

Out came Wind Crowrang!

Me: Wind Crowrang!

Nico: Cool!

Wind Crowrang: (In a girls voice) (Australian Accent) Righto mate and were ready to bring the pain too!

Nico: Sheila Crowrang! Awesome!

Wind Crowrang: G'day to you Nico and g'day to you Qin. Great to see you mates.

Qin: You too Sheila!

Me: Awesome to meet one of our friends from Australia.

Wind Crowrang: That's right! I got this.

She fired waves of wind and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Me: YEAH!

She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had a black bikini and black angel wings and a boomerang with a crow in front of it was in the middle of her forehead.

Sheila Crowrang: That was just as fun as old times mates.

Nico: It sure was!

Sniper: (Australian Accent) Nice to meet a fellow Australian

Sheila Crowrang: Same here and Ty how have things been with Bush Rescue.

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Australian Accent) Really busy as ever mate.

Me: Yeah and Boss Cass is dead forever.

Sheila Crowrang: Good. He can stay dead too mate.

Me: Yep.

Rarity: Lets get you some good clothes darling.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome new Australian Green Clothes.

Sheila Crowrang: Great outfit mates!

Maria: Thanks. Perfect for the Australian Outback.

Me: Yep.

May: And I didn't get hit?

BLANG! COW MOO!

Eddy hit May on the head with a cartoon mallet!

May: OUCH!

Manaphy: MAMA!

Eddy: That was for threatening me!

May: Okay I deserved that!

Fire Lori: Do you literally have a favorite memory of Nico?

Sheila Crowrang: That's an easy one mate. When me and Nico were training with Bush Rescue and I showed Nico how to use elemental boomerangs. Me and my family have been fighting with boomerangs since I was a wee nipper.

Me: That is awesome. Ty's boomerangs are amazing and so are yours too.

Nico: They sure are.

Nico and Sheila hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Sheila.

Sheila Crowrang: Me too Mate. Me too.

Fun for May while it lasted

We later went back home

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After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Rome, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we got bad news: we found out that the person responsible for the chip being implanted on Gatomon was none other than Madeline Linnaeus, the sister of the long dead cold blooded heartless Dr. Carol Linnaeus, and she's equally cold blooded and heartless as her sister.

But, we're also going to find out she also had conspirators, namely old enemies of Nico, Qin, their friends, and Poromon and Poliwag, and that they were the masterminds responsible for the chips being implanted on Sebastian and why even after he was freed from his Dark Side he was still acting like a horrific monster from Hell.

Lincoln: Looks like my rescue's here in Rome, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we got bad news: we found the person responsible for the chip being implanted on Gatomon.

Me: And as such, it was someone from Incognito Labs.

Lincoln: That's right, and the person was none other than Madeline Linnaeus, the sister of the long dead cold blooded heartless Dr. Carol Linnaeus, and she's equally cold blooded and heartless as her sister.

We gasped.

Nico: Why did she do that?!

Lincoln: For one reason: she wanted revenge on us for killing her sister.

Lisa Loud: Should've known that was the reason.

Eli: Well, we're not letting her live any longer, she's joining her sister in The Black Gates forever.

Qin: But, why do I also have the feeling that she also had conspirators, namely old enemies of me, Nico, our friends, Poromon, and Poliwag, and that they're the masterminds responsible for the chips being implanted on Sebastian and why even after he was freed from his Dark Side he was still acting like a horrific monster from Hell.

Nico: You're about to be proven right.

Soji: I'm afraid so.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long aqua blue hair and aqua blue headband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in an aqua blue sleeveless crop top, necklace with a blue gem for the pendant, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, holstered on her back is a massive water greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the eleven girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Aurora Oceania, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit.

Aurora Oceania: That's right, and I got the girls away from Dr. Linnaeus' equally cold-hearted sister, but I also saw a group of people with her: three boys and three girls.

Andrea Martin: Oh God, don't tell me their names are...!

Nico, Qin, their friends, Poromon, and Poliwag: Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin!

Sebastian Mendez: WHAT?! Those pieces of crap! They were the ones who...! (ROARS DEMONICALLY)

Sebastian clawed at his own body with sharp claws and we indeed saw chips those pieces of crap put on him, and when he was done, he was riddled with scratches and covered in his own blood.

WE HURLED OUR GUTS OUT!

Me: OH GOD, NOW THAT WAS JUST NASTY!

The scratches healed and his clothes repaired themselves.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU HAIRLESS APES WILL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN KILLING MY SISTER!

We saw our target, Madeline Linnaeus, heading right for us, and she was out for blood.

Sylvester: So, now all we got to do is deal with Linnaeus' sister.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: And in a later date, we deal with Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin, and make them pay for what they did. Let's get her!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Adrien Gekko and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Madeline Linnaeus, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln sprouted a tentacle from his back and he sent it into Madeline Linnaeus' ear and he sucked out her brain and it went into him and he consumed it, and she was left as a brainless zombie. Then, he set her body on fire and sent her to The Black Gates, we cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: I never want to see another of Linnaeus' relatives here ever again. (To Aurora Oceania) And it's so good to see you again, Aurora.

Aurora Oceania: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Suddenly, Aurora Oceania wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and then all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Aurora Oceania was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

We snickered.

Aurora Oceania: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.

Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Aurora Oceania's waist and hugged her, and Aurora Oceania is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Aurora Oceania: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.

Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.

Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Aurora Oceania, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Water. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, and she has powerful water powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the desert master of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Aurora and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Aurora would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of water. Lincoln made her a powerful water greatsword, and to show her thanks, Aurora kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.

Nico: Just like we heard yesterday, and we'd already sent Yami Marik and Dark Bakura to The Black Gates.

Aurora Oceania: Good, those two were monsters.

Lincoln: Absolute monsters is the word I call them, and now that you're here, Aurora.

Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Aurora Oceania's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Aurora Oceania: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Aurora Oceania with ocean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and ocean blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Aurora Oceania: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aurora Oceania.

Aurora Oceania had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Aurora Oceania's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Aurora Oceania had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw the eleven girls, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Noel, Sasha, Mia, and Melia from Deep Body ~Hentai Ingu Dorei Choukyou Yuugi~ and Helen Kent, Raglia, Hikari Kuwashima / Angel Flare, Miyuki Aizaki / Angel Aqua, Saeka Saijou / Angel Light, Saki Shindou, and Yuri from Totsuzen Kaijinken Jimuin no Ore ga Mahou Shoujotachi o Otosu Hanashi.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Noel, Sasha, Mia, and Melia from Deep Body ~Hentai Ingu Dorei Choukyou Yuugi~ and Helen Kent, Raglia, Hikari Kuwashima / Angel Flare, Miyuki Aizaki / Angel Aqua, Saeka Saijou / Angel Light, Saki Shindou, and Yuri from Totsuzen Kaijinken Jimuin no Ore ga Mahou Shoujotachi o Otosu Hanashi.

Nicole: So, those are the girls Aurora saved from that bitch, Madeline Linnaeus, and from Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin.

Lincoln: When we face them on Nico's rescue, I will drain all six of them dry of blood. Are you girls okay?

Noel: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Noel and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Madeline Linnaeus, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Noel: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Noel: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Noel, Sasha, Mia, Melia, Helen Kent, Raglia, Hikari Kuwashima / Angel Flare, Miyuki Aizaki / Angel Aqua, Saeka Saijou / Angel Light, Saki Shindou, and Yuri with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Madeline Linnaeus, the sister of the long dead cold blooded heartless Dr. Carol Linnaeus and when we told everyone that she was responsible for that chip she put on Gatomon and all because she wanted revenge on us for killing her sister and the enemies of Nico, Qin, and their friends, Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin being exposed as the masterminds of putting those chips on Sebastian, they were all absolutely pissed off.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating her down and Lincoln sprouting out a tentacle that went into her head and he sucked out her brain turning her into a zombie and lighting her on fire and sending her to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Aurora Oceania have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: I cannot believe it! So, that bitch was behind Gatomon's desire to eat Mevya and all to get revenge on us for killing her equally heartless cold blooded sister!

Nico: And Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin were the masterminds of putting those chips on Sebastian and on Poromon and Poliwag! Those bastards!

Lincoln: They're finished, I'm going to tear them apart.

Me: On Nico's rescue tomorrow, you can do just that and drain them dry of blood, Lincoln.

Nico: He's right, when we cripple those fools, you can do just that, Lincoln: tear them all to shreds and drain them dry.

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After Lincoln and all of us beat down Madeline Linnaeus and sent her to The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Aurora Oceania saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Aurora Oceania: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aurora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Aurora Oceania: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Aurora Oceania: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was a clone of Sherlock Hound's old enemy, Professor Moriarty.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) A clone of Moriarty has been sighted. This is no doubt the work of Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin.

Nico: They're trying to slow us down with a clone, I knew they were stupid, but this is a whole new level of stupid.

Lincoln: Wait, take a closer look at his eyes.

We saw it, and Lincoln's right: that clone of Professor Moriarty has red eyes and fangs.

Me: Oh, you've got to be kidding, they used vampire blood.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) The vampire blood they used are the blood of the two vampires who've been butchering whole families and the blood of the priest assigned to the village of Cheddar: three vampires who met their end at the hands of Hellsing.

Alucard: Well, it seems like they decided to get creative apparently.

Seras Victoria: All the same, it must be destroyed.

We flew out of The World Tree Estate, and we ambushed the vampire clone of Professor Moriarty who hissed in anger upon seeing us.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) You may be a clone of Moriarty, but you lack all of his traits that I've come to know, and you're just like the weaker vampires, you lack the powers of a true vampire.

Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion.

Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion) (British Accent) Now, I'll show you how real vampires do battle, Moriarty!

Suddenly, we saw a black and red aura of darkness appear behind him with multiple red eyes opening up, and dog heads forming from the darkness: the black dog familiars. They charged out and were about to maul him, but he dodged them and tried to run only to get his legs blasted off by Alucard.

Professor Moriarty Clone: Please, make it stop! What are you?! This wasn't how it was supposed to be.

Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion) (British Accent) I was right, Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin were the ones who created you and they sent you here to get rid of us, but you failed.

Sherlock Hound cut down the Professor Moriarty clone and he burst into a cloud of dust and was sent to The Black Gates as he powered down and we returned home and continued with our workouts. Just then, we heard six loud screams of rage.

Nico: Up yours, jerks.

Qin: Just you wait, Axton Dodge, Axel Wolfe, Blade Thorn, Arya Ruger, Elora Wesson, and Peyton Gatlin, you'll get yours very soon.

Natasha Hernandez: You six bastards are going to pay for what you did, I swear it.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki are heading to Seaside Hill.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Erika Amazake: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill. It sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Erika, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki are in your harem, Linky.

Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Spitfire: I knew Erika, Karin, and Samantha had feelings for Lincoln, but I knew Nae Aki had a boyfriend, so we decided to introduce her Simulator counterpart to him, and it worked out.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Erika Amazake, Karin Junmai, Samantha, and Simulator Nae Aki, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.

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Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.

Nico: It's Cloud Kingdom for Round 3.

Me: Nice!

Applejack: YEEHAW! Me, Apple Bloom, Sheila, Lupin, Andros and Tommy Oliver.

Nicole: And it's good Applejack is going with becaus she's skilled with a Snake charming flute. You'll see why soon.

Nico: Okay.

They went in and it activated and they were at CLOUD KINGDOM for round 3!

Nico: Here we are!

Applejack: YEEHAW! This will be as fun as a rodeo!

Apple Bloom: It sure will!

Nico: Any tips Nicole?

Nicole: Well you're about to see why I had Applejack go with you right now.

Out came Freakazoid's enemy COBRA QUEEN!

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Audrey Manatee was a former shoplifter who stole an experimental cosmetic that had been in the sun too long. Upon using it, she was transformed into a half-human/half-snake woman. By the time she was in high school, she could not get dates because of skin problems (i.e., shedding).

Her powers include the ability to command snakes and lizards (but not dogs or plucky game fish), and to spit venom which can melt concrete. She has several giant pet snakes who do her bidding. She made a lair for herself in the sewers, making herself immune from crime fighting forces, who hate sewer smells. After a robbery, she enjoys returning to the sewer, putting on something special, and listening to the 1960s group the Ray Conniff Singers. Due to her lisp, she is incapable of saying, "Silly Sally sells sappy silver seashells in Seattle," and passes out when she attempts to do so. She hates being compared to Sylvester the Cat.

Besides Freakazoid, Cobra Queen has another nemesis named Atomic Boy. She occasionally teams up with Freakazoid's other enemies to defeat him, generally when they are all brought together by the Lobe. She eventually enters a romantic relationship with Cave Guy, and they try to steal the Diamond Hat of the Czars. Even after being sent to jail by Freakazoid, the two seem to continue their romantic dalliance, and are seen embracing during the closing musical number in the series finale.

She and Steff bond when they have to repair the Prison Airplane, which crashed on a mysterious island while Freakazoid was transporting all of his enemies to France.

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Nico: Cobra Queen!

Cobra Queen: Ssso nice to see you Nico. Now you will face my venom!

She spit some venom and they dodged it and it burned some of the area like super strong acid!

Nico: WHOA! That is nasty poison lady!

Cohra Queen: Ssso are my petsss.

She summoned 2 HUGE COBRAS!

Cobra Queen: I know poison can't kill you. But it can still hurt you!

Nico: Bring it on!

Cobra Queen: Attack!

Then Applejack played a snake charming flute and her snakes were charmed!

Nico: You aren't the only one that knows how to use snakes! SUMMONING JUTSU!

He summoned Huge Snakes and they were ready to strike!

Leo Corbett: This is gonna be good!

Cobra Queen: Bring it on!

Nico fired waves of energy and blasted her.

Sheila: What else you got?!

Nico: Besides a lisp that's like Sylvester!

Cobra Queen: I HATE THAT COMPARISON!

?: (ECHOING) THUNDER RAY!

A beam of lightning blasted Cobra Queen and electrocuted her.

Out came YANMAMON and on it was a girl with blond hair and brown eyes and brown clothes and she had brown angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Impact Man on it.

Ida Impact: Ida Impact, Embodiment of Impact Man.

Cole: Wow! Awesome to see you Ida!

Leo: Same here!

Ida Impact: You too Cole and Leo! Been a while.

Yanmamon: (In a girls voice) It's awesome!

Nico: Yasmine Yanma! Wow!

Yanmamon: Its been a while Nico.

Nico: We can talk later. Lets get her!

Leo and Andros fired waves of energy and blasted her.

Sheila fired energy waves.

Lupin then teleported and swiped all the jewelry she stole.

Nico: (gets out Teruteru Hanamura and Commander Saturn's Ridewatches) Time to cook up some Pokemon!

Nico activated them and fired energy waves and blasted her.

Yasmine reverted back and was a girl with green hair and yellow clothes and had green eyes and had dragonfly wings and on her forehead was Yanmamon and on her skirt was Yanmamon and also had a dragonfly tattoo on her arm and had a dragonfly sword.

Yasmine Yanma: Take this! (ECHOING) ASSASSIN ARROW!

She fired an energy blast from her hand and it hit Cobra Queen and blasted her all over!

Nico: YEAH!

Ida Impact: IMPACT BASHER!

She ran and punched her down with devastating force! She was knocked out!

Nico: Take that!

Applejack: YEEHAW!

Apple Bloom: YEEHAW! That was fun!

Nico: YEAH!

They got more Power Moons!

They all high five

Nico: How did you meet Cole and Leo?

Ida Impact: I met Cole when he was battling Master Org. When we heard all about Master Org's origin and how he was in Dr. Adler and how he killed Cole's parents I went absolutely apeshit all over him and punched his face in all over the place! I wanted to kill him!

Cole: She really bashed his face in left and right!

Nico: GEEZ! Then again who doesn't want to smash his face in for that.

Ida Impact: I know. And I met Leo when he was battling Trakeena. She beat the living shit out of me.

Me: Welcome to the party Ida. I know the feeling myself.

Leo: It's true.

Ida Impact: Yeah but I delivered a nasty blow to her and wounded her bad.

Nico: Nice.

Yasmine Yanma: Good she did.

Apple Bloom: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?

Yasmine Yanma: I sure do. When me and Nico went after The Digimon Emperor when he had MetalGreymon under his control and I bashed his face in and kicked him in the balls! I threatened that if he didn't stop this crusade that I would kill him.

Nico: Yep. I beat her to the punch unfortunately.

Yasmine Yanma: Yep.

Nico and Yasmine hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Yasmine Yanma: Same here.

Nico: Would you two like to join us?

Ida Impact: We would be honored.

They left and we cheered for them.

We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Later we were out on a walk.

Veronica Tesla: What a nice day.

Nico: You said it.

Poromon: Yeah I love it.

Camie: Me too.

?: Well well well if it isn't the little feathered pipsqueak!

We saw a punky boy with black hair and a skull shirt and had black clothes.

Poromon: Caleb Voltner!

Nico: Caleb Voltner! Why am I not surprised.

Me: You guys know him?

Nico: Poromon does. He was a bully that picked on him back when I was in school. He was a nightmare. He HATES Poromon with a vengeance and wants to make him suffer.

Nicole: Oh yeah! I've heard about you. You are a jerk that was responsible for blowing up an electric power plant and you got sent to prison for it for 12 years!

Caleb Voltner: That's right!

Jenna Jinda: You're going to prison again, asshole!

Caleb Voltner: Sure about that?

He then took out a video containing footage of Poromon turning into a Werewolf.

Eddy:...well fuck.

Caleb Voltner: If Poromon doesn't do what I say from now on, this video goes viral. Then everyone will know that he turned into a murderous monster!

I grabbed the phone from him!

Me: I don't think so!

POW!

I punched him in the face!

Sheila: I told everyone about it already and everyone knows it wasn't his fault.

Qin: So that's old news.

Me: And you are really stupid.

Nico: Word gets around very quickly.

We checked the phone...only to find out he already sent it!

Misfire: Oh crap.

Sheila: Nice try.

She cancelled the upload.

Caleb Voltner: You're too late!

Me: Don't be so sure!

She switched the video with Caleb in a tutu and he was dancing in ballet.

Pointblank: Poromon, you may do the honors

Poromon: Gladly! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him!

Then we arrested him again

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Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was Quillgin, another of Mordecai and Rigby's enemies and Santa's arch-enemy and he's out to destroy Christmas. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble as the vision orb vanished.

Lincoln: Oh boy.

Lincoln sounded the alarm.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're going to need to bundle up and get to The North Pole and fast to help Santa and Mordecai, Rigby, and the crew: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Quillgin, another of Mordecai and Rigby's enemies and Santa's arch-enemy and he's out to destroy Christmas.

WE GASPED!

Nico: Oh God, this is seriously not good at all!

Me: It sure isn't. We got to head down to The North Pole at once and take down this terrorist, he's a threat to Christmas!

Lincoln: Trying to destroy Christmas, not on our watch!

Nico: That's right, he's getting The Black Gates!

Lincoln: No, Nico, he's committed truly evil and unforgiveable acts that we've seen from Scoots and Flip, but this, this is on another whole scale of evil, there is only one punishment for him: The Black Abyss.

Me: Aw yeah, now you're talking!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Melakuera the Conciliator and the Great Spirit of Fire, the main antagonist of the 2016 Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World, and he's coming here to destroy us to uphold his notion of peace. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Uh oh.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Melakuera the Conciliator and the Great Spirit of Fire, the main antagonist of the 2016 Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World, and he's coming here to destroy us to uphold his notion of peace.

Nicole: Oh, not good. Melakuera is known as the Great Spirit of Fire, but he's a xenophobic judge and he tried to kill Emilia, as he believed she may be a descendant of the infamous Witch of Envy who had destroyed half of the world four centuries prior.

Lincoln: But, Emilia isn't like the Witch of Envy at all. He must be defeated at once.

Naomi Parker: And we will defeat him, and I hope you absorb him into your body, Lincoln.

Me: Just like you did to Pyron a year ago.

Nico: Hadn't forgotten about that. Alright, team, let's bundle up and head for the North Pole to help Santa, Mordecai, and Rigby and destroy Quillgin.

Lincoln: I will never forgive that terrorist for trying to destroy Christmas because of his hatred toward Santa, he must pay for his crimes, and once we destroy him for good, you're next, Melakuera.

Naomi Parker: You will never be forgiven for trying to kill Emilia, Melakuera, and for that, you will face your own judgement and your own punishment for your xenophobic hatred towards her.

We bundled up and Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the North Pole to help Santa, Mordecai, Rigby, and the gang and destroy Quillgin, and once we destroy Quillgin, Lincoln and Naomi Parker along with me are going to destroy Melakuera.

Alright, here's the match-up scene: Naomi Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Past and Lincoln VS. Melakuera the Conciliator and the Great Spirit of Fire

Lincoln: This is for trying to destroy Christmas, you monster. ELF FOOD ELEMENT STYLE: CANDY!

Colette Brunel: ELF FOOD LIGHT STYLE: CANDY CANE!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): ELF FOOD DARK STYLE: CANDY CORN!

Shantae: ELF FOOD MAGIC STYLE: SYRUP!

Lincoln and the girls fired waves of elements that transformed into the favorite foods of elves and they hit Quillgin head on and exploded.

Lincoln and his harem: ELF FINAL SMASH: ELF RAMPAGE!

Lincoln and his harem summoned elves to lay a beatdown on Quillgin, and when they were done, he was really brutalized and beaten up.

Quillgin: You! Curse you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! If you hadn't shown up, I would've finally gotten my revenge and destroyed Christmas forever!

Lincoln: You are absolutely insane, and on top of that, your soul has fallen into darkness because of your insane hatred. There is no place for you in this world or the next.

Lincoln drew the kanji for Abyss 深淵 on his forehead.

Lincoln: BLACK JUDGEMENT STYLE: BLACK ABYSS!

Suddenly, the Abyss Kanji on Quillgin's forehead glowed, and then, all of the spirits of those Quillgin has harmed came back and they grabbed him.

Spirits: GUILTY!

Quillgin was found guilty, and then, he was being consumed by black flames: The Black Flames of The Black Abyss and he immediately began to fade away.

Quillgin: NO! NO! CURSE YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (SCREAMS AND FADES AWAY)

Me: Good riddance.

Nico: Any who try to destroy Christmas on our watch deserve no mercy at all. Awesome job, team, we've destroyed Quillgin and ruined his plans forever.

Lincoln: He deserved it big time for his hatred. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Melakuera the Conciliator and the Great Spirit of Fire.

?: YOU WILL ALL BE CONSUMED BY FLAMES AND THE WORLD WILL BE AT PEACE!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier and it was infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from the barrage of fireballs that hit the barrier only to be absorbed into us, and we grew even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of fire from anywhere, come out of the shadows, Melakuera, or we will force you out.

A horse-like figure made of flames came out, it was Melakuera the Conciliator and the Great Spirit of Fire.

Melakuera: Even if all of you are Gods among men, thou are still inferior, and thou shall perish in flames!

Naomi Parker: You arrogant spirit of fire, you have no right to judge others around you, and I will make sure you pay for your xenophobic ways.

Suddenly, Naomi Parker's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange and black energy aura with stars, time, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Melakuera, she left orange and black energy, stars, time, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Naomi Parker: I will never forgive you for what you've done over four hundred years ago, Melakuera, you viewed Emilia's existence as a sin when it's something that isn't even her fault. Yet, you have made repeated attempts to take her life believing that she's a descendant of the Witch of Envy who almost destroyed the world, that is something I will never forgive, and now, you shall face our judgement for everything that you've done!

Suddenly, Naomi Parker was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and black energy with stars, time, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, angels, and Fortune Lady Past flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Melakuera: the red eyes of eternal death.

Me: WHOA! Incredible!

Nico: So awesome!

Lincoln: We've all seen what happens when Naomi Parker gets mad when she sees Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan causing trouble, and now, that fury's about to be unleashed once again.

Then, as the vortex faded, Naomi Parker emerged, but she was changed forever.

Naomi Parker grew from 6'5" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large orange and black planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange and black energy aura with stars, time, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Fortune Lady Past with the Past Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with orange iris, she has on fairy earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Past, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has Fortune Lady Past with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Past, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Naomi Parker has on an orange sleeveless vest, sleeveless black crop top, orange skirt, black jeans, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, time, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fortune Lady Past and surrounded by darkness and time and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Naomi Parker felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with orange tips on the large black feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized black angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive black angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Naomi Parker has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Naomi Parker's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and black energy, stars, time, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Naomi Parker's Cosmic Eternal Chrono Darkness Fortune Lady Past Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Chrono Darkness Fortune Lady Past Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded light orange gems and Fortune Lady Past and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large black phoenix heads is a large black phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Naomi Parker has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fortune Lady Past's head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with clocks and crescent moons in between the kanji below Fortune Lady Past that said, "Naomi Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Past, Loving Sister of Stella Parker, Hazel Parker, Natalie Parker, Maya Parker, Victoria Parker, Camila Parker, and Aurora Parker, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Krusty the Bomb Clown, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Darkness, Time, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Fortune Lady Past"

ナオミ・パーカー、フォーチュン・レディ・パストのジーン・スラマー、ステラ・パーカーの愛する妹、ヘイゼル・パーカー、ナタリー・パーカー、マヤ・パーカー、ヴィクトリア・パーカー、カミラ・パーカー、オーロラ・パーカー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅、そして宇宙の全能の強力な戦士、愛する守護天使でリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてダーク・ルアン、クラスティ・ザ・ボム・ピエロの大敵、チーム・ラウドの驚くべきメンバーフェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして闇、時間、妖精、フェニックス、天使、そしてフォーチュンレディの過去のマスター

Naomi Parker has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FORTUNE LADY PAST-FAIRY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CHRONO DARKNESS FORTUNE LADY PAST EVERY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL CHRONO DARKNESS FORTUNE LADY PAST EVERY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL CHRONO DARKNESS FORTUNE LADY PAST EVERY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Naomi Parker's Super Angel-Fortune Lady Past-Fairy-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Melakuera saw it, he fired more fireballs at her to kill her, but Naomi Parker absorbed them and it made her stronger and she fired a massive barrage of orange and black energy, stars, time, darkness, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Melakuera and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was angered.

Stella Parker: Oh man, Naomi's now the last of The Fortune Lady Gene-Slammers to transform, this means things are so going to get messy.

Lincoln: You said it, Stella. Now, it's high-time we took care of Melakuera once and for all.

Naomi Parker: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Chrono Darkness Fortune Fairy Past Fairy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Chrono Darkness Fortune Fairy Past Fairy Phoenix God Angel Love) We can't let him get away with what he's tried to do to Emilia along with his xenophobic paranoia. Let's get him, boys!

Me: Now, you're talking!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Naomi Parker.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't that surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Melakuera, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to stop you once and for all.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, you better be ready to pay the price for everything you've done.

Lincoln, Naomi Parker, and I went after Melakuera who continued firing fireballs at us, but we continued to absorb them, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and black energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Melakuera, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Naomi Parker also did the same by firing orange and black energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Naomi Parker, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Melakuera even more madder and even more insane with rage.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.

Lincoln ran up to and put Melakuera in a bearhug so he couldn't escape. Suddenly, Lincoln began to absorb the Great Spirit of Fire into his body and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals and animals flared up even more extremely and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

Then, when Lincoln was done, Melakuera was fully absorbed into his body and he sent Melakuera to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Naomi Parker, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Naomi Parker's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange and black planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive black angel wings and medium sized black angel wings underneath are permanent.

Naomi Parker: Your xenophobic judging is over. Thanks for helping me take down Melakuera, Lincoln, you too, J.D.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Naomi.

Me: My pleasure, Naomi.

Suddenly, Naomi Parker wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Naomi Parker's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Fortune Fairy Past flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Naomi Parker sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!

Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Naomi Parker and hugged us.

Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that fire spirit a lesson.

Luan: And Lincoln absorbed him into his body, that was really fiery.

Me: And he assimilated all of his powers and abilities. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got an idea, for this next set of girls: we're going to be meeting Avatars of The Major Arcana.

WE GASPED!

Selene Arcangela: I knew you'd suggest them next, The Avatars of The Major Arcana are powerful masters of tarot cards, white magic, and the Occult, and they have deck of Tarot Cards they use to read peoples' fortunes and see into the future.

Me: That's incredible.

Lincoln: Yep, and the first of these girls we're meeting tomorrow is Mariana Gébelin, Avatar of The Major Arcana and White Magic Master.

Selene Arcangela: I knew you'd pick her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Mariana Gébelin is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and a very powerful master of tarot cards, white magic, and the Occult, and she has an deck of Tarot Cards that she uses to read peoples' fortunes and see into the future. She's the descendant of 18th Century French Occultist Antoine Court de Gébelin who paved the way for tarot readings, and she's discovered much about the secrets of the tarot cards ever since she was growing up. She's also the leader of a group of white magicians who use their holy arts to defend innocent people from dark magicians who use the dark arts to hurt others for their own amusement. Mariana came to Royal Woods where she met Lincoln, and she eventually did a tarot reading for him, and she foretold that he would soon be transformed into a truly powerful hero and be part of a very powerful force of immortal heroes who fight to defend the universe and the universes beyond, and she's also good friends with Lucy and they do tarot readings as well on the side. Lincoln made Mariana a greatsword and necklace with a blue gem pendant, and to show thanks, Mariana kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry Mariana along with the rest of his harem. Mariana also hates Flip, Icky Vicky, and the other jerks, and she did a tarot reading on them, and for Icky Vicky and Flip along with the other jerks, her tarot reading foretold their punishment would be one of karmic justice as they would die horribly for the crimes they've committed and be forgotten from existence.

Nico: Oh man! Did she predict that Flip and Icky Vicky are the foretold jerks to die?

Lincoln: She did, and her predictions from her tarot card readings are extremely accurate.

Me: Even I was impressed by how extremely accurate her predictions are.

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Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Aprina Arabella, Queen of the Fire Fairies, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Morsayati, the main antagonist of Dragalia Lost

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of Droners (2020), and we're going to destroy Gavinda Teach, the greedy millionaire who steps on others to get what she wants. And we're going to meet Mariana Gébelin, Avatar of The Major Arcana and White Magic Master, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from France and a very powerful master of tarot cards, white magic, and the Occult, and she has an deck of Tarot Cards that she uses to read peoples' fortunes and see into the future. She's the descendant of 18th Century French Occultist Antoine Court de Gébelin who paved the way for tarot readings, and she's discovered much about the secrets of the tarot cards ever since she was growing up. She's also the leader of a group of white magicians who use their holy arts to defend innocent people from dark magicians who use the dark arts to hurt others for their own amusement. Mariana came to Royal Woods where she met Lincoln, and she eventually did a tarot reading for him, and she foretold that he would soon be transformed into a truly powerful hero and be part of a very powerful force of immortal heroes who fight to defend the universe and the universes beyond, and she's also good friends with Lucy and they do tarot readings as well on the side. Lincoln made Mariana a greatsword and necklace with a blue gem pendant, and to show thanks, Mariana kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry Mariana along with the rest of his harem. Mariana also hates Flip, Icky Vicky, and the other jerks, and she did a tarot reading on them, and for Icky Vicky and Flip along with the other jerks, her tarot reading foretold their punishment would be one of karmic justice as they would die horribly for the crimes they've committed and be forgotten from existence.

And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Quillgin, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that Christmas terrorist.