(At the Dark Lands at Bowser's Castle, the Koopas and Goombas are seen walking in the hallways as Bowser is seen in his throne room, looking at his fingers while the Koopalings play around with Kamek ordering him some news)

Kamek: Bowser? Bowser!

Bowser: What! Can't you see I'm counting my fingers?

Kamek: What are you doing?

Bowser: Counting you moron. What part of counting don't you understand?

Kamek: You still haven't respond to my words yet.

Bowser: Puny.

Bowser Jr.: *hold his paintbrush* Ah ha ha! I am the master of the painting!

Larry: *squeeze a ball* Heh heh heh. Who love to play ball?

Wendy: *put on some make-up* How do you like my new look?

Morton: Ooh! Morton say spicy!

Ludwig: Classic cool!

Iggy: *shake his head* Bububububububububububububububububu!

Lemmy: *jump on the ball* Wee! I'm bouncing!

Roy: Man, this is cool.

Kamek: Psst. Bowser, do you remember the "Peaches" song from the Super Mario Bros. movie this year?

Bowser: Yes! It is one of my favorite songs ever! This song is dedicated to the love of my life, Princess Peach. Watch this. *use his phone to play "Peaches" Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches. Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches. I love you, oh.

Ludwig: Boy, that song is so funny! It even have my name on it at the start.

Wendy: Ludwig, you're not even in the movie! Your name is just referenced on the piano during the song, doesn't mean you're in the movie like Mario and Luigi.

Ludwig: Oh. So I was referenced. And I thought Yoshi was in the movie.

Bowser Jr.: Isn't the song going to the Oscars in 2024?

Bowser: Oscars?! Did somebody say Oscars?!

Kamek: Yeah. Kammy told me about the songs getting nominated for the Oscars in 2024.

Bowser: My song better be in there. I must look! *rush to his phone and search up the Oscars and Peaches on Google*

Kamek: Take your time. No rush!

Bowser: I found it! And I just read the article.

Kamek: Did you read it carefully?

Bowser: Huh? *shocked and realize his song is not getting nominated for the Oscars 2024* What the?

Bowser Jr.: What's wrong Dad?

Wendy: Are you scared?

Bowser: My song is not getting nominated for the Oscars?! I waited a year for my song to not get nominated for the big show?!

Kamek: That's Hollywood to ya? The Academy Awards it is.

Bowser: *burn the whole castle with his fire breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY CAN'T I GET A OSCAR FOR THE BEST SONG OF THE YEAR?!

Ludwig: I thought the song was going to compete with Barbie's "I'm Just Ken".

Roy: Sing "I'm Just Bowser". You'll feel better!

Bowser: *destroy the castle with his fire breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bowser Jr.: *see the castle collapsed and burned down* Holy fireballs!

Larry: The whole castle! Is destroyed!

Wendy: What did you do?!

Iggy: Eh?

Lemmy: It's gone. All gone.

Morton: Morton says, what is the matter with you?!

Kamek: I'm very sorry your song did not get nominated for the Oscars 2024. It's such a shame your song must have been snubbed like all the nominated that get snubbed all year and don't have enough space to fit in to compete for the big movie awards.

Bowser: I am never going to be a superstar as Princess Peach. *walk to the Bullet Bull cannon to look under* Goodbye everyone...

Kamek: Bowser, don't!

Bowser Jr.: No!

Bowser: They don't know who I am... *get blasted by a Bullet Bill and sing through his final words as a spirit* Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach.

THE END

In Loving Memory of Bowser

1985 - 2023