(just before episode 1)
In the pit of the underworld, a huge castle like manor, a prince of underworld and he'll named Damian who was scrolling through everything channel across very multiverse broadcast but doesn't find anything interesting as he sighs out of boredom.
"this suck as there isn't a single multiversal channel that peaked my Interest the slightest." Damian's as he was getting more frustrated as he clicking his remote very fast as he going through every channel but doesn't find one until he see a commercial on a Channel absolutely no one watches as it show the letter I.M.P as is show a letter M but styled to be a imp as got his attention.
"hello...what this?" He wondered very interested as he as he begin watching the commercial.
Different Hell
In a different dimension of hell show I.M.P building in IMP City.
A small group of imp were looking for ideas on getting money and a way to thrive in hell.
"okay guys does anyone have a y great idea on finding way to attract clients since that commercial of our failed to get any at all" the tall imp named Blitzø asked his employees who are two imp couples are named Millie and Moxxie and a hellhound named loona.
"how about to car wash as people would need their car's clean" Millie suggested.
"this is literal hell, nobody actually give any fuck about cars being cleaned." Blitz said before suggesting "how about another billboard!"
"we can't afford another one since the one we have is misspelled I am pee, sir I told you to think when you telling those people who are making billboards words" Moxxie said to blitz who retorted "hey I didn't know that those FUCKERS got the word wrong, I wasn't aware of it okay?" He said angrily at Moxxie but then their tv begin turning on and statics as the electronic of their world and the multiverse begin acting the same as well on their tvs, radio and other electronics.
"what the fuck?!?!" blitz wondered what the hell was going on.
Ominverse
"ben what going on" Gwen asked him as Ben and their grandpa tried to fix the tv.
"i don't know, it started to static." Ben said as he trying to fix it
Cowboy Bebop universe
" Edward what did you do" spike said to the kid who put it's hand up in defense.
"i didn't do anything, I swear" Edward said as it didn't break anything.
It was happening across the universe in Naruto, bleach, spongebob, cyberpunk, jimmy neutron, tuff puppy, kid danger, Caillou and beyond.
Back in D. hell the static remain til it stopped as it show Damian in a suit sitting on a soft, comfy chair with a background of a ad commercial.
Big hero 6 universe
"who is this guy" hiro said as Baymax and co dont know who Damian is.
"he hacked the system" gogo said as Damian start speaking but there no audio or sound was coming out.
"wait a minute, where the audio?" Honey lemon said
Wonder guard universe
Damian was sitting on his chair but he see the other people from the other universe waving their arm and making faces as he confused.
"hold on...why are there making faces, is there something wrong" he wondered but then a imp whispered in his ear.
"sir the audio not on!"
Damian eyes widen as the audio wasn't on as he begin fuming til after a long while let out a screeching demonic roar before he start merciless attacking his demon, imps without mercy as it being broadcasted live.
"oh my god" Naruto said shocked as he and the other are seeing Damian stomping the skull of his imps.
"woah wicked" said Bart as he seeing the prince ripping the head off the demon as he throw one at the screen jumpscaring the viewers
"i don't like this mommy!" Caillou said as he watching Damian mauling his subordinates without hesitation as his parents was covering his eyes to not wat h this gruesome show any further.
"im guessing he mad that the audio is off" ichigo said as it make sense that a something like this were to happen.
"seem like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed" sonic (IDW) said as he doesn't want to get him mad
Back in the studios Damian was choking his demon Servant before throwing him at the equipment as it make a crashing sound as he snapped his finger as audio is back on.
"can anyone hear me now" he receives tons of yes and yep from the viewers
"good, now without a further ado let's" the cameras begin Tilting before it fell.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!, YOU PATHETIC FUCKING MORON, FIX THIS THIS INSTANT OR I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING DI-" Damian said roared in a deep, demonic voice camera was moving around to repositioned then a technical difficulty sign it shown for a brief moment before it show Damian once more with the camera back at the original position.
"hello my viewers i-" he turn to listen to one of his demons "yeah i know it's on, I can see the fucking blinking red light" he sigh before looking at the screen "greeting I know most don't know me but I know you all oh so well, let start my introduction *ahen* I'm Damian helel Pluto Nightstar, I'm the son of Lucifer and the mighty God of the underworld hades" Damian introduced himself to the multiverse as Charlie (hazbin hotel) never knew him.
"i never had a brother" she said as Damian responded "i know as I'm not from your world."
That surprise charlie as she asked him "did you hear me?"
He answered with a smirk "why yes, I did as I have their broadcast live from every tv radio and other electronics and media and video games across every dimension in the multiverse" he said shocking and surprising the people of the Multiverse.
"now without further a do, your all wondering why I'm having you all here?" He asked them as everyone was thinking the same thing.
"well to make it short, I'm here because of this" Damian then show I.M.P on the top left of his screen shocking blitz and his employees.
"sir that's our logo" Moxxie said pointing at the tv.
"what the fuck, how this guys know about us" blitz wondered as Damian responded "im glad you asked blitz and the answer is in this commercial and jingle" Damian motioned his subordinates to play the Jingle but there having a rough time to play it as Damian is trusted once more.
"must I do EVERYTHING MYSELF!" Damian said as he snapped his finger as the imp commercial begin to play.
"Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" Blitzo gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.
A picture of Blitzo wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads 'Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs' appears. "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to hell?" Blitzo asked.
Then the picture changes to one of Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it. "Or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?!"
The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in a frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!"
"After lovingly killing my wife for fucking a deliveryman, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body." The demon angrily explained.
Then moves to Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a square.
"Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitzo explains while Moxxie and Millie who was drawing out the portal. When finished, Blitzo opened up the portal, bursting the three IMP employees back out. Blitzo made an approach to the portal and dived in.
(Cueing Commercial Jingle. No one's POV)
When you want somebody gone,
(a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out.)
And you don't want to wait too long,
(A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.)
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals,
Hand grenade or cyanide,
(The three boys and Millie are inside of their building until Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The three IMPs cover their ears as an explosion goes off.)
We'll make it look like suicide,
(Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, Moxxie is shown strangling someone.)
The Immediate Murder Professionals.
We do our job so well,
(Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie,Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.)
Because we come straight up from hell,
(The IMPs teleported to a church as a female preacher and the congregation looks back at the demons in confusion or fear.)
We'll kill your husband or your wife,
(Millie is shown stabbing a couple who are in 69 position, Moxxie tries to look away while Blitzo examines a pair of panties.)
We'll even let you keep the knife,
(It show blitz stabbing someone's head with a knife with a deeply face, then the commercial shows IMP assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair.)
(The three Imps are hiding in a bush in a park. Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman from behind.
We're the Immediate Murder Profession-
(The jingle stops when Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone. The boy collapses as everyone looks on in shock.)
(Human Hospital. No one's POV)
The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse. "Doctor, he's not responding!" The nurse exclaimed in a masculine voice.
"Cool water, stat!" The blue-haired Nurse cried when the pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water. "It didn't do anything!"
"Damn it! I'm not losing another one!" the doctor declared. He and his team brought out the defibrillator paddles over the boy. "Clear!" They all zap the kid and he wakes up, gasping for air.
doctor declared. He and his team brought out the defibrillator paddles over the boy. "Clear!" They all zap the kid and he wakes up, gasping for air.
"Holy shit, it actually worked." The stunned doctor said.
(Timeskip)
Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated.
Then the doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard. "He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?" The doctor asked with a scowling demeanor.
"The fuck is insurance?" Blitzo questions.
A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet to the ground.
The three imps were screaming until the bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot, rope snapped in half and they all continue to fall, screaming again.
(Kids die for freeeeeee!)
Damian stopped the commercial as he sighed them smiled "there first attempt ended in a near disaster but I see potential in I.M.P as a killing cooperation and with my help, support and funding they can get alot more clients than ever before as I already created a website for them as you can all check it out later and their new phone number as 666-1357-246, with this I can guarantee that they're gonna need all the help they can get, and oh and before I go, blitz"
Blitz turn to the tv as Damian said to him.
"i want you and your employees here in the underworld or my hell as either is fine to talk business, as I like to build our partnership and friendship with benefits." Damian said before every tv, radio and other electronics and media across the multiverse shut off then turn on and act like normal.
Blitz on the other hand smiled as he begin getting and celebrating "WE GOT OUR FIRST FUCKING SPONSOR!" He said celebrating but moxxie, mille and loona are unsure about all of this.
"sir are you sure this is a good idea!" He asked him as blitz as he and Millie are a bit wary of this new sponsor of their.
"what're you talking about this is our first ever sponsor, why would we worry" he asked them as loona pointed out "well for starters, this is a person we don't know, probably from another dimension and might be a bit unhinged and unpredictable"
"whatever he is, he want to talk about making business with us" blitz said to them.
"what if he tries to harm us?" Millie asked as she see the imps and demons on the screen being attacked without mercy.
"then we don't anger him as we don't end up teared limb to lb" blitz said as he looking for his phone "he said that he have a transportation taken cared off but I'm not sure where" blitz and co then felt the ground shaking in all of hell as a colossal hellsnake probably sent by Damian broke through the building and wrapped them with it's tongue before dragging them into his mouth as it slithers throughout the city causing havoc and creating calamity damage to imp city and the rest of the seven sin city's as it see a portal as it slithers through all the way til it tail slink inside as the portal closed.