Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 39

Medaka was angry when she got hit with some jam and a gavel and everyone blamed Ichinose for it but Ichinose remembered she had the mushrooms and ate them while growing huge again before Medaka could give out the sentence

Ichinose then grew huge again inside the courtroom

Whoa. Gene said

I did not see this coming. Medaka said

Neither did i. Wario said

What should i do? Medaka said

Call the guards? Wario said

Good idea. Medaka said

Thank you. Wario said

Guards. Medaka said

Yes? the card guards said

Get rid of that monster at once. Medaka said

Yes, your majesty. the card guards said

The card guards went to attack Ichinose who didn't seem phased by them

Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you! Ichinose said

The card guards tried to run away after failing to take down Ichinose but they fell on the floor and Ichinose picked them up

You're nothing but a pack of cards! Ichinose said

Wario then looked at the court book and told something very important to Ichinose

Hey monster girl? Wario said

Yeah? Ichinose said

There's something you should hear. Wario said

What is it? Ichinose said

Rule forty-two. All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately. Wario said

I'm not a mile high. Ichinose said

Please leave. Wario said

And i'm not leaving. Ichinose said

What? Wario said

You heard me. Ichinose said

Hehehe...sorry! Rule forty-two, you know. Medaka said

And as for you. Ichinose said

Me? Medaka said

Yes. Ichinose said

Ichinose then mocked Medaka with a curtsey before saying a sentence from earlier

Your majesty. Ichinose said

What? Medaka said

Your majesty indeed. Ichinose said

What? Medaka said

That's right. Ichinose said

You can't do this to me. I'm the queen. Medaka said

Queen? You're not a queen. Ichinose said

Excuse me? Medaka said

You're nothing but just... Ichinose said

What Ichinose didn't notice was that she was shrinking again

A fat... Ichinose said

(Shrink)

Pompous... Ichinose said

(Shrink)

Bad-tempered... Ichinose said

(Shrink)

Old... Ichinose said

(Shrink)

Tyrent? Ichinose said

Ichinose then realized she was small again and Medaka had an evil look on her face again

Hmhmhmhm. Medaka said

Uh oh. Ichinose said

Uh oh indeed. Medaka said

Oh boy. Ichinose said

And uh...what were you saying, my dear? Medaka said

Suddenly the Cheshire Cat appeared on Medaka's head again and finished the statement

Hello. the Cheshire Cat said

You again? Ichinose said

Yes. Me again. the Cheshire Cat said

Please don't... Ichinose said

Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant! the Cheshire Cat said

What? Medaka said

(Laughs) the Cheshire Cat laughed

The Cheshire Cat disappeared and Medaka looked angrily at Ichinose

Any last words? Medaka said

Sorry? Ichinose said

I got one better. Medaka said

Which is? Ichinose said

Off with her head! Medaka said

The card guards then jumped and tried to take out Ichinose again but she escaped from them

You heard what her majesty said! Off with her head! Wario said

Do not let her get away! Medaka said

Go! Go! Go! Wario said

Go! Go! Go! Medaka said

Wait! a voice said

Everyone stopped and turned to see one card guard who needed to pee

I need to use the bathroom. the one card guard said

What? Wario said

Are you serious? Medaka said

Yes. I am. the one card guard said

You gotta be kidding me. Wario said

Can't you do it later? Medaka said

No. I have to go. the one card guard said

Can't you do it later? Medaka said

I can't. the one card guard said

You may go. Medaka said

Thanks. the one card guard said

The one card guard then left to go to the bathroom while Medaka gave one sentence to three card guards for him

Off with his head! Medaka said

Yes, your majesty. the three guards said

The three card guards went to find the one card guard and had his head cut off

Anyone else needs to go to the bathroom? Medaka said

No. the other card guards said

Good. Now after that girl. Medaka said

Yeah. the other card guards said

The card guards then went outside of the castle and chased after Ichinose who was running away from them in the kingdom and from the maze

Don't let her get away! Medaka said

Yeah. the other card guards said

Leave me alone! Ichinose said

Not until you've had your sentence. Medaka said

You're crazy! Ichinose said

I'm not crazy! I'm the queen! Medaka said

More like a crazy queen if you ask me! Ichinose said

What? Medaka said

Please just leave me alone. Ichinose said

I'll leave you alone when your head is cut off. Medaka said

Oh, brother. Ichinose said

Ichinose was still running away from the card guards but they set a trap for Ichinose and they side her down for a chorus race with Foghorn conducting

(Forward, backward, inward, outward.)

(Here we go again.)

(No one ever loses.)

(And no one can ever win.)

(Backward, forward, outward, inward.)

(Bottom to the top.)

(Never a beginning.)

(There...)

Off with her head! Off with her head! Medaka said

This is crazy! Ichinose said

While Ichinose from the Medaka and the card guards the background changes to a tea party with Henry and Stella

Hello. Henry said

Hi. Stella said

What the? Ichinose said

You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know! Henry said

Tea? Ichinose said

Yes. Henry said

But...but i can't stop now! Ichinose said

Ah, but we insist! You must join us in a cup of tea! Stella said

Stop! Ichinose said

Have some tea with us! Stella said

Stop! Ichinose said

We insist! Henry said

No! Ichinose said

Henry and Stella were grabbing Ichinose until she was forced into a giant teacup and was swimming and Medaka was still following her

Off with her head! Medaka said

Will you please leave me alone? Ichinose said

I will not! Medaka said

Oh, come on. Ichinose said

Ichinose was swimming in the tea water until she saw Stone Cold Steve Austin driving on in an RV boat and called out to him for help

Mr. Austin. Ichinose said

What? Austin said

Mr. Austin. Ichinose said

What? Austin said

It's me. Ichinose said

Who? Austin said

Ichinose. Ichinose said

Oh. Austin said

I need your help! Ichinose said

Help huh? Austin said

Yes. Ichinose said

With what? Austin said

I'm being chased by a queen! Ichinose said

A queen? Austin said

Yes. Ichinose said

What does she want? Austin said

She wants to cut off my head! Ichinose said

Oh my god! Austin said

I know! Ichinose said

Well, good luck. Austin said

Thanks i...what? Ichinose said

You heard me. Good luck. Austin said

You're not gonna help me? Ichinose said

Nope. Austin said

Why? Ichinose said

You wanna know why? Austin said

Yes. Ichinose said

I'll tell you why. Austin said

Okay. Ichinose said

DTA. Austin said

DTA? Ichinose said

Yup. Austin said

What does that mean? Ichinose said

Let me show you. Austin said

Austin then hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Ichinose while on the RV boat and sends her back into the tea water

DTA. Don't trust anyone. Austin said

Seriously? Ichinose said

That's right. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so! Austin said

Austin then gave Ichinose the middle finger and drank beer

Seriously? Ichinose said

Ichinose was very annoyed by the fact that Austin could help her with Medaka who was angry how will she escape and get back home with her cat and sister stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED