Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 40

The card guards then went outside of the castle and chased after Ichinose who was running away from them in the kingdom and from the maze

Don't let her get away! Medaka said

Yeah. the other card guards said

Leave me alone! Ichinose said

Not until you've had your sentence. Medaka said

You're crazy! Ichinose said

I'm not crazy! I'm the queen! Medaka said

More like a crazy queen if you ask me! Ichinose said

What? Medaka said

Please just leave me alone. Ichinose said

I'll leave you alone when your head is cut off. Medaka said

Oh, brother. Ichinose said

Ichinose was still running away from the card guards but they set a trap for Ichinose and they side her down for a chorus race with Foghorn conducting

(Forward, backward, inward, outward.)

(Here we go again.)

(No one ever loses.)

(And no one can ever win.)

(Backward, forward, outward, inward.)

(Bottom to the top.)

(Never a beginning.)

(There...)

Off with her head! Off with her head! Medaka said

This is crazy! Ichinose said

While Ichinose from the Medaka and the card guards the background changes to a tea party with Henry and Stella

Hello. Henry said

Hi. Stella said

What the? Ichinose said

You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know! Henry said

Tea? Ichinose said

Yes. Henry said

But...but i can't stop now! Ichinose said

Ah, but we insist! You must join us in a cup of tea! Stella said

Stop! Ichinose said

Have some tea with us! Stella said

Stop! Ichinose said

We insist! Henry said

No! Ichinose said

Henry and Stella were grabbing Ichinose until she was forced into a giant teacup and was swimming and Medaka was still following her

Off with her head! Medaka said

Will you please leave me alone? Ichinose said

I will not! Medaka said

Oh, come on. Ichinose said

Ichinose was swimming in the tea water until she saw Stone Cold Steve Austin driving on in an RV boat and called out to him for help

Mr. Austin. Ichinose said

What? Austin said

Mr. Austin. Ichinose said

What? Austin said

It's me. Ichinose said

Who? Austin said

Ichinose. Ichinose said

Oh. Austin said

I need your help! Ichinose said

Help huh? Austin said

Yes. Ichinose said

With what? Austin said

I'm being chased by a queen! Ichinose said

A queen? Austin said

Yes. Ichinose said

What does she want? Austin said

She wants to cut off my head! Ichinose said

Oh my god! Austin said

I know! Ichinose said

Well, good luck. Austin said

Thanks i...what? Ichinose said

You heard me. Good luck. Austin said

You're not gonna help me? Ichinose said

Nope. Austin said

Why? Ichinose said

You wanna know why? Austin said

Yes. Ichinose said

I'll tell you why. Austin said

Okay. Ichinose said

DTA. Austin said

DTA? Ichinose said

Yup. Austin said

What does that mean? Ichinose said

Let me show you. Austin said

Austin then hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Ichinose while on the RV boat and sends her back into the tea water

DTA. Don't trust anyone. Austin said

Seriously? Ichinose said

That's right. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so! Austin said

Austin then gave Ichinose the middle finger and drank beer

Seriously? Ichinose said

Sorry. Austin said

You're the worst person ever! Ichinose said

Sorry. Austin said

Why? Ichinose said

DTA. Austin said

Your DTA sucks! Ichinose said

Whatever. Austin said

What? Ichinose said

While Ichinose was looking at Austin angrily Medaka called out to her

Hey! Medaka said

Huh? Ichinose said

You haven't forgotten about me, did you? Medaka said

Uh oh. Ichinose said

Uh oh indeed. Medaka said

Look i'm sorry okay? Ichinose said

Sorry's not good enough. Medaka said

It isn't? Ichinose said

No. Medaka said

Then what do you want? Ichinose said

You wanna know what? Medaka said

Yes. Ichinose said

Well, it's simple. Medaka said

What's simple? Ichinose said

I want your head! Medaka said

Seriously? Again with that? Ichinose said

Of course again. Medaka said

Please please, please! Just leave me alone! Ichinose said

Never! Medaka said

Ugh! Ichinose said

Ichinose then kept swimming to get away from Medaka who was driving her crazy

Hey! Get back here! Medaka said

Before Medaka could go after Ichinose she stopped and looked at Austin who was looking at her

Hey there. Medaka said

You're Stone Cold Steve Austin, right? Medaka said

I am. Austin said

I see. Medaka said

And you are? Austin said

I am the queen of hearts. Medaka said

Queen? Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

I never met a queen before. Austin said

Well, now you have. Medaka said

I sure have. Austin said

What do you want? Medaka said

What? Austin said

What do you want? Medaka said

What? Austin said

What do you want? Medaka said

What? Austin said

I said... Medaka said

Relax. I'm just messing with you. Austin said

Messing...with me? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

Because it's funny. Austin said

Funny? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Off with your... Medaka said

Wait. Austin said

What is it? Medaka said

Do you wanna ask me a question? Austin said

Yes. I do. Medaka said

Ask away. Austin said

Why were you staring at me? Austin said

Why? Austin said

Yes. Why? Medaka said

I don't know. Austin said

You don't know? Medaka said

I don't know. Austin said

That's not a good answer. Medaka said

Well... Austin said

Well, what? Medaka said

Well maybe because you were chasing after a little girl. Austin said

Is that why? Medaka said

I said maybe. Austin said

I know but is that why? Medaka said

Yes. Austin said

I see. Medaka said

So why? Austin said

Why what? Medaka said

So why were you chasing after her? Austin said

She humiliated me. Medaka said

Humiliated you? Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

Why? Austin said

I was playing croquet with her and she...she... Medaka said

She what? Austin said

She made me trip on the floor. Medaka said

Ouch. That must've hurt. Austin said

It did hurt. It hurt badly. Medaka said

So what are you gonna do about it? Austin said

Is it not obvious? Medaka said

No. Austin said

I want to cut off her head! Medaka said

Her head? Austin said

Yes. Her head. Medaka said

That sounds terrible. Austin said

To many people yes...but for me it's fun. Medaka said

But why the head? Austin said

So she can learn a lesson. Medaka said

But why the head? Austin said

It's fun. Medaka said

What? Austin said

It's fun. Medaka said

What? Austin said

It's fun. Medaka said

What? Austin said

You're messing with me again, aren't you? Medaka said

Bingo. Austin said

Off with your... Medaka said

Relax. Save that energy. Austin said

Save my energy? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

Why? Medaka said

You don't know? Austin said

Uh no. Medaka said

Do you want me to tell you? Austin said

Yes. Please. Medaka said

Save that energy for the little girl Austin said

The little girl? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

What little girl? Medaka said

The one you're chasing after right now. Austin said

Oh right. Of course. Medaka said

Good. Austin said

Before i leave...can i ask you something? Medaka said

What is it? Austin said

Would you like to Join me? Medaka said

Join...you? Austin said

Yes. Medaka said

Why? Austin said

You're a really good fighter. Medaka said

Really? Austin said

And you like to kick ass. Medaka said

I sure do. Austin said

And you like to flip people off and drink beer. Medaka said

That too. Austin said

And most of all...you have the bottom line. Medaka said

Well obviously. Austin said

So what do you say? Do you want to join? Medaka said

Hmm... Austin said

Well? Medaka said

Okay. Austin said

Perfect. Medaka said

But... Austin said

But what? Medaka said

I got three letters. Austin said

Three letters? Medaka said

Yeah. Austin said

And what would those three letters be? Medaka said

Well... Austin said

Austin has three letters to tell Medaka what will those letters be for her stay tuned

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