Suzie's Statement and Shawn and Jasmine vs. Alejandro and Heather
Summary: This upcoming chapter will only feature a segment where Suzie Townshend-Thomas explains herself, plus… a mixed tag team match between Alejandro and Heather as they take on Shawn and Jasmine.
Rated M for Violence and Language!
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The fans were mixed as they were ready for the next match, but the abusive aunt of TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, named Suzie Townshend-Thomas was also due to explain herself for her actions at No Way Out.
"Welcome back fans, we're about to see a mixed tag team match featuring Jasmine Baxter and her boyfriend Shawn Vogelson as they take on Heather Clarkson and Alejandro Burromuerto, but before we do that, let's go to Funaki in the ring." JR said before the camera went to Funaki.
"Wow… Funaki… TDW's number one announcer here… to introduce and welcome an absolute she-devil… ladies and gentlemen, Suzie Townshend-Thomas." Funaki said while sounding nervous before he announced Ali's abusive aunt Suzie Townshend-Thomas who immediately got loudly booed from the crowd before she came out to no music which quite frankly was okay.
"YOU SUCK!" A male fan shouted at Suzie who was walking down the entrance ramp with a smug, arrogant look of evilness that would scare children.
"YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO ALL OF MANKIND!" A female fan shouted at Suzie who kept walking until she walked into the ring.
"There she is JR…! Suzie Townshend-Thomas, the woman that caused Jay the TDW Intercontinental Championship, at the same time, she almost caused her niece the TDW Women's Championship this past Sunday night!" Mauro said before Suzie just smirked at the crowd booing loudly.
"FUCK YOU SUZIE!" The crowd chanted loudly at Suzie.
"Wow! This crowd is really letting Suzie know how they feel, just like in Las Vegas." JR said to Mauro.
"Real classy Baltimore, really classy." Suzie said to the crowd who kept booing loudly, before they began another chant.
"GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!" The crowd chanted.
"Here is why I caused Jay Morris the TDW Intercontinental Championship at No Way Out and why I nearly caused Ali the TDW Women's Championship… it's because I hate seeing my so-called niece happy." Suzie said to the crowd who kept booing, before she continued to speak.
"I hate my sister, and I will NEVER EVER forgive that fucking bitch for giving birth to that retarded demon bisexual beast my so-called niece Ali." Suzie said to the crowd, causing them to boo even louder.
"Oh, for God's sake!" JR shouted.
"My sister Amara and my brother-in-law Eric should be ashamed of themselves for having a child like that, they should know that Ali must act like a normal person, not just some retarded braindead idiot who just screams and cries like a baby whenever she doesn't get her way! But no!" Suzie said amidst the crowd chanting like crazy.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"NO! No, I will not shut up! What I'm saying is the absolute truth! My niece is nothing more than a braindead idiotic retarded whining, crying, emotional dyke of a bitch!" Suzie said to the crowd causing them to boo even louder than ever.
"This is the meanest woman in America." Mauro said to JR.
"I agree." JR said.
"BOOOOOOO!" The crowd booed loudly before "Best of You" by Foo Fighters began to play to loud cheers from the crowd, interrupting Suzie's rambling and making it come to an end to the delight from the crowd.
"Thank god!" Mauro said before Suzie's husband Walter Thomas came out.
"Ali's uncle Walter is here! He is a teacher at Lamar High School, in Houston, Texas the same high school that Ali went to school, and he is a special education teacher as he's the pure opposite of his wife, who's apparently an ice queen with a really dirty mouth." JR said as well before Walter then entered the ring, and was given a microphone.
"First off, I explained to the school about what happened this past Sunday, they understood it, I got on a flight as soon as school ended for the weekend, and I'm only here for tonight but, I do want to say this as well." Walter said before he was given a water bottle which he took a few sips.
"Walter, this is none of your business so why don't you go back to Houston, go back to teaching retards like that ungrateful brat niece... you won't make a cent." Suzie said before the crowd booed loudly even more, because she berated her husband.
"Oh, come on! You're talking about your husband's job... that has to push Walter over the edge." JR said to Mauro.
"I agree." Mauro said back.
"Suzie Nicole Townshend, that is ENOUGH!" Walter said to Suzie who looked shocked, having her jaw drop a bit before he continued.
"How dare you, say such egregious and horrific things to and about our niece like that?! You say that Ali misbehaves all the time, but in all honesty, you're the one who always causes a scene over anything and everything that Ali does! You really want Alisabeth to not be autistic, huh?! Well, I'm a special ed teacher, and guess what? Ali is always going to be autistic! There is no cure for autism and as far as I'm concerned, there will never be a cure for autism because it is unique, like my students that I have had in my classroom." Walter said before he took another sip.
"Suzie, you've been absolutely nothing but an ice queen! Not only to me, but to your entire family! And I'm not just going to sit idly by and let it go on and on much longer, I've been a giving husband to you, and if you won't take my love, if you're going to be a toxic woman from Hell then… the Hell with you!" Walter said to Suzie who was mad while.
"I'm not an ice queen! I've been a giving wife while you teach retards for barely minimum wage!" Suzie said back to Walter.
"That's it! I'm done! I want you out of here! I'm not doing this with you anymore! This toxic disaster of a marriage is over, I WANT A DIVORCE!" Walter said to Suzie, who's jaw began to drop as the crowd cheered.
"YOU WHAT?!" Suzie shouted and asked Walter.
"That's right, I said that this nightmare of a marriage is officially over, dead, and buried… that I want a divorce, but it's not just because of her constant hatred for Ali, but it's because she's cheated on me a lot." Walter said explaining why Walter is divorcing Suzie causing the crowd to boo loudly at Suzie for being a cheater.
"CRACKWHORE! CRACKWHORE! CRACKWHORE!" The crowd chanted
"Suzie, you've cheated on me, you also smoke, I'm just horrified that you haven't QUIT smoking yet! But it's not all doom and gloom… because a few months ago, I filed for divorce and now as of Monday, I'll be divorced but it won't be long before I finally have my true love, someone that cares not only about my niece but also loves Ali for who she is, loves the fact that I teach, and most of all she loves me unconditionally." Walter said to the crowd and to Suzie criticizing her like she deserved it, before explaining that he found a new love.
"Her name is Sabrina, she's one of Ali's other aunts." Walter told Suzie who his new girlfriend is as it turns out she's one of Ali's aunts which really got her angry, causing the crowd to cheer once more before the cheering died down.
"Sabrina not only, loves her whole family, including Ali, the entire Townshend family and the entire Moonbeam family have loved me except for you! So, if you're down for that I got two words for you.
"FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!" The crowd chanted loudly, causing Walter to chuckle.
"You know, you guys are thinking like my 9th grade class, I understand their anger, I can understand that you all want… Suzie to just do what y'all are chanting… besides this segment has gone on too long, too out of control, I apologize for that and I'm gonna get out of here, but Suzie… ladies first." Walter said to the fans, apologizing for letting this segment go on too long before telling them that he's leaving the ring before telling Suzie to leave the ring first, causing her to get irate, as Suzie left the ring an angry but bitter depressed defeated woman as she's divorced.
"Na-Na-Na-Na… Na-Na-Na-Na… Hey… Hey… Hey… Goodbye!" The crowd chanted/sang while Suzie walked up the entrance ramp, and the camera went back to the announcers.
"Fans, on behalf of everyone at Total Drama Wrestling, we would like to apologize for that, we never let dirty laundry of our roster come to light, but it happened, now while we let the chaos of Aunt Suzie die down, why don't we go backstage with Cal Ripken Jr who's got an announcement regarding Spring Fever, and upcoming matches for next week when TDW goes to Newark, New Jersey." JR apologized to the fans before the camera then went to Cal's office.
"Hey, I want everyone to know, that Daniel King just tweeted that the steel cage match for Spring Fever between Duncan Brooks and Mike Smith for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship… is official! It is signed, sealed, and delivered for Friday, March 22nd, 2019 at TIAA Bank Field in Jacksonville, Florida for Spring Fever, so get ready Jacksonville!" Cal said first announcing that the main event of Spring Fever was official, before he resumed.
"Now, for next week… Daniel just texted me that the following matches will take place." Cal said before he took a few sips of water.
"The first match taking place will be Dawn Menzel taking on Heather Clarkson in a New Jersey Death Match, then after that, we will see the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam takes on Sierra James, then we will see Shawn Vogelson, "The Storm" Lightning Jackson, and Scott Callaway in a three-way dance to determine who'll challenge "The Warrior" Owen Chambers for the TDW Hardcore Championship at Spring Fever, then we will see the Popular Girls take on The Mahon Twins in tag team action, then in next week's main event we will see the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith team up with Zoey Brown as they will take on Duncan Brooks and Scarlett McGrady in a mixed tag team match." Cal said before the crowd cheered.
"JR, Mauro, back to you." Cal said before the cameras went back to the announcers.
"Now let's go to the ring for our next contest, which is a mixed tag team match between the team of Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather Clarkson, and the team of Shawn Vogelson and Jasmine Baxter." Mauro said before "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica began to play, as the bell rang.
"The following contest is a mixed tag team match, set for one-fall! Introducing first, representing The Empire, the team of "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather Clarkson!" Justin Roberts announced.
"These two don't team up often, but when they do… things don't go well." Mauro said to JR.
"That is true." JR said before the two then walked down the entrance ramp and entered the ring, then the music stopped before "Roar" by Katy Perry began to play as Shawn and Jasmine came out to cheers.
"Their opponents, Shawn Vogelson and Jasmine Baxter!" Justin Roberts announced, before Shawn and Jasmine then had a sweet kiss before they walked down the entrance ramp.
"Both Shawn and Jasmine came up short in their title matches inside the Elimination Chamber this past Sunday, they can use a little bit of personal redemption." JR said to Mauro.
"Agreed with you there JR." Mauro said back before Shawn and Jasmine entered the ring, then their music stopped before the bell rang, signifying that the match has begun as Shawn and Alejandro then started the match for their teams.
"Here we go Mauro!" JR said before Shawn and Alejandro grappled in the collar-and-elbow tie up before Alejandro nailed an arm drag, followed that up with a hard lariat to Shawn.
"OHHH!" The crowd groaned.
"What a lariat by Alejandro!" JR said before Alejandro then attempted "El Santo Grail" early but Shawn blocked it.
"Shawn blocking Alejandro and his El Santo Grail." Mauro said before Shawn then nailed a very brutal roundhouse kick to Alejandro's head.
"OHHHH!" The crowd groaned before Shawn tagged Jasmine into the match. Meaning Heather had to tag herself into the match, as she was met by a hard big boot from Jasmine.
"OH! What a series of brutal kicks, first by Shawn to Alejandro and now… what a big boot by Jasmine!" JR said before Jasmine nailed Heather with another hard boot, before nailing a brutal chokeslam called "Australian Slam" onto Heather for good measure.
"Jasmine with the Australian Slam after two big boots, this mixed tag team match could end rather quickly." Mauro said before Jasmine pinned Heather, and before Alejandro could even attempt a break up, Shawn then nailed Alejandro with another roundhouse kick, sending him off the apron, before the ref began counting.
"1…! 2…! 3…!" The ref counted as Jasmine and Shawn won the mixed tag team match.
"Here are your winners… Shawn Vogelson and Jasmine Baxter!" Justin Roberts announced while the crowd cheered.
"What a quick demolishing of Alejandro and Heather from the ground up! It was over as soon as it started!" JR said.
"When we come back, we will see the TDW World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Smith take on "The Storm" Lightning Jackson! So don't go away!" Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
I APOLOGIZE THAT THE AUNT SUZIE SEGMENT WAS TOO LONG! BUT IT WAS WORTH IT IN A WAY BECAUSE…
WALTER DUMPS SUZIE! LEAVING HER FOR SABRINA! WHO'S ONE OF ALI'S OTHER AUNTS!
PLUS, SHAWN AND JASMINE BEAT ALEJANDRO AND HEATHER IN QUICK FASHION!
WE WILL SEE THE TDW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MIKE SMITH TAKE ON "THE STORM" LIGHTNING JACKSON!
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